#this is so fucking stupid

[mcrss]

Can't believe Wilson from house md went into remission and married house from house md and house took his last name! Wow!

#house md #Ive done one sentence of the essay due in 2 days. #And I have an interview tomorrow. Um. #hilson #This is so fucking stupid

[abandoned-quiche]

Hey guys, my side has been sealed underground with a magic spell, how can I counter this? (One of their own has fallen down and joined our side.)

#undertale #chess #this is so fucking stupid

[bookshopbentley]

i have the angel and demon on my shoulders except it’s aziraphale and crowley and instead of one telling me to do something good and the other telling me to do something bad theyre both telling me to do something gay

#this is so fucking stupid #sorry guys i fear they may be the reason some christians say being gay is a sin 😔😔 #bc they make me go through extraordinary lengths to make sure no one perceives me as cis and straight #teehee !! #when i say i am literally them this is what i mean #azicrow #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable lovers #ineffable bureaucracy #good ineffable omens #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable spouses #ineffable wives #ineffable fandom #ineffable divorce #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #good omens #good omens 2 #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #lgbt #lgbtq

[plankos]

#this is so fucking stupid #art #fanart #lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin the 3rd #arsene lupin iii #jigen daisuke #daisuke jigen #shitpost

[abovesn4kes]

muppet micah isnt real he cant hurt you

muppet micah:

#this is so fucking stupid #a vision came to me and i was like. yeah he would totally fit being a muppet. an ugly muppet #also its great because arthur can toss him around like a ragdoll #as he should #rdr2 #micah bell #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #my art

[averageludwig]

REQUESTS OPEN? IF YES: BLU SPY TF2 IN A FANCY AND EXTRAVAGANT PEACOCK INSPIRED OUTFIT. HE IS DOLLED UP. SPREADING MY AGENDA

DEPENDING on whether this design is good or nott You have come to the right person because I AM OBSESSED with designing suits and this was FUCKING FUN. thank you so much for this request LMAO :p Here are some VERY SUPER rough concepts i made before the final design ofc lol . I have mixed elements from all of them lols

onto the next requests :3

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 spy #what do you call this #spycock lol #peaspy #this is so fucking stupid #i am lowkey proud of this even though its super simple #I love shiny silly suits #:3 #Averiart

[vinnyandthephenomena]

my friend told me tim looks like morrissey

#HEELLLLPPPP ME NOW I NEED TO BE RESTRAINED #This is so fucking stupid #marble hornets #I’m giggling #sorry about this one it’s literally almost 5am #mh #tim wright #tim wright marble hornets #if nobody finds this funny me and my friend did #this isn’t the one she saw of him but i didn’t feel like hunting it down #i should go to bed #i’m so sorry

[samuell-art]

Happy new year!! :D

This is my first post of the year and WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE.

#IM SORRY #THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID #PLEASE FORGIVE ME #nimona #ballister blackheart #ambrosius goldenloin #nimona comic #nimona novel #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #blackloin #shitpost

[veryinnovative]

@jegulus-microfic | march 1, prompt: rugby | word count: 1.080 featuring motion-sick regulus. this is mostly comical / partly crack. tw he does throw up but there's no graphic detail.

Exploiting what Regulus assumes to be the surviving remnants of a bewitched bloodline, James had, at long last, managed to magically convince the notorious ‘Young Sir Black’, as Horace would have it, to join him on a three-hour-long drive to the ancestral Potter manor to informally meet his parents.

Informally indeed because the first time he met Mr. and Mrs. Potter was during a fundraiser event held in Somerset House organized by the Black family to launder money under the guise of charitable benevolence. Regulus had been sixteen then. Sixteen and trying to mask the lingering scent of weed because somehow Barty had convinced him to ‘smoke a quick one’ before being subjected to the horror that was the annually rehearsed speech of one of his phony relatives. Not that Regulus remembered much of it, not when he had been too laser-focused on James Potter’s brilliant smile and his rugby-appropriate wide shoulders and height. 

And it’s not that Regulus isn’t excited to meet James’ parents, not at all. Euphemia often demands Regulus show his face when James takes the time to video call her and Fleamont is very invested in the growing rare enamel pin collection he has going on. 

The reason for his uneasiness is simply—

“Hey, Reg, you okay?” James asks, gently nudging him in his side. Emphasis on gently.

 “Mhm,” Regulus hums, his gaze glued to the window instead of its usual hyperfixation: his boyfriend’s face. He had read, long ago, that finding a fixed point would help. The writer of the article fucking lied.

The problem is that Regulus gets motion sick very fucking easily and avoids cars, busses, and a majority of moving vehicles like the bubonic plague. 

“Fifty years I have driven the Fleamont junior’s family. For fifty years!” Horace had proudly announced when Regulus clambered into the backseat with begrudging acquiescence. “You worry not, Young Sir Black. Mrs. Potter was as squeamish as you, but my driving simply cured her motion sickness!”

Regulus didn’t have the heart to tell him that he barely survived a bus ride of thirty minutes on a good day.

“Yeah,” Regulus rasps when James pokes him again, worry creasing the skin between his eyebrows. “No, I’m fine.” The lane switches got him good, but that would be an insult to Horace’s otherwise seamless driving skills. Curse Regulus for being so sensitive to it all.

“We got like another hour and a half left,” James tells him, to which Regulus tries not to groan like a toddler on the verge of a tantrum. “You need a break?”

Regulus definitely needs a break, but they have already stopped at a gas station three times and he is out of excuses that won’t inevitably upset Horace. First, James had to go to the bathroom. Then, Regulus needed to use the loo. The third time, he had lied through his teeth he’d fancy a snack, and no, not the ones that Horace had stockpiled in the little mini-fridge nestled between seats. 

The overpriced pack of mini Party Rings rests unopened in his hands. Unopened because he will die if he so much as gets a whiff of food.

This discomfort, of course, doesn’t elude Horace.

“It’s—It’s the sun!” He exclaims. “The sun is hanging quite low today, making the asphalt expand so inconveniently like this. Terribly sorry, Young Sir Black, you know how it goes with this country’s tax money and road improvements…”

Regulus hums in response and lets his head fall back against the headrest. “Sorry, James. You were saying?”

“Just about the evening’s plans but never mind that. Are you okay?”

“Young Sir Black is mighty fine,” Horace replies in his stead. “No such thing as motion sickness exists when it is I who drives, sir Junior.”

Horace remains faithful to his promise for a whole whopping three minutes until a twist in the road intervenes, and Regulus's stomach lurches, betraying his efforts to quell the rising nausea after a record time of suppression. 

“James,” Regulus groans.

James looks thoroughly alarmed and starts shifting in place looking for the bag he had been entrusted with. “Oh, shit. Bag? Fuck, do you—”

Unfortunately, he jostles Regulus in the process. Regulus, who has been fighting for his life.

“James,” he wheezes out, weakly flailing his arm. “The bag—I—”

“I’m looking for it! Fuck, which pocket did I put it in—”

“Is everything alright back there?!” Horace asks, his eyes wide in the rearview mirror. “Oh, oh no…”

Ignoring the loud lamenting of his driver, James almost flings the plastic bag in Regulus’ face. “I found it!”

“That is it then,” Horace whispers. “I take this as my sign to officially resign upon dropping you and Young Sir Black off, sir Fleamont junior. It has been my greatest honor to serve you and the Potter family for fifty years.”

“Horace, please.”

“It is the age, is it not? This vocation, it’s knighthood, sir Fleamont junior. One does not retire so easily—”

All else is drowned out by Regulus painfully emptying his stomach with a retch. Had this not happened before, shame would have flooded him in the multitudes. He still wonders how James had convinced both himself and Regulus to admit to a long car ride. Something something about the pastures being a healing balm…

“Horace,” James pleads again as he rubs circles on Regulus’ back. “I can only really comfort one of you. Baby, you okay? That— okay, no you’re not. Please stop kicking me in the shin, I will apologize profusely when you can breathe.”

There are tears welling up in Horace’s eyes. “Oh, now I’ve done it, made Young Sir Black sick. I am a failure, I do not deserve the title and honor of driving you or your parents. I must hand over the keys the very instant I arrive. Do allow me the opportunity to part from her, sir Fleamont junior.”

Regulus thinks he’s going to lose his mind. James might be on the verge of losing his too. “Horace, please, I need your eyes on the road.”

“I could drive this car blind, sir! For fifty years—”

“Please do not drive the car blind.” James sounds utterly exasperated now.

It takes him a solid couple of minutes but Regulus eventually manages to come up for a fresh breath of air and the damp press of a scented baby wipe against his jaw. He lets James coddle him, for now.

“Fuck… You.”

“I deserve that one.”

#jegulus #james potter #regulus black #jegulus fanfiction #marauders #marauders au #jegulus microfic #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders fanfiction #ino microfic tag! #this is SO fucking stupid

[popstart]

Noco ear kiss scene but make it Gwourtney

#total drama #td courtney #td gwen #gwourtney #this is so fucking stupid #screenshot edit

[brainrotdotorg]

What if a reformed weeaboo sold their figurines to Roy instead

#disco elysium #de #de fanart #fanart #disco elysium fanart #this is so fucking stupid #I can’t believe this is one of my first Dolores/Dora drawings

[ticklemewiggly]

the lang brothers casting pete, probably: wowza! joey richter looks identical to joey richter! we’ve struck gold!

#this is so fucking stupid #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #mine

[bbgatile]

monkey’s paw

#transformers #idwtf #mtmte #rodimus prime #drift #this is so fucking stupid #sorry that all my latest posts are about rodimus hes possessed me with his tboy cringe bi swag #ant art

[theweirdgoodbyes]

Ron: *runs across foy through enemy fire*

Lipton: my pussy is so wet rn

Luz: excuse me?

#this is so fucking stupid #is how I tag most of my posts #hbo war #band of brothers #speirton

[hawkeyeslaughter]

captain jecial effects mcintyre

#this is so fucking stupid #get it like sfx … special effects #henry blake ass joke #m*a*s*h #mash #mashposting #mashblr #mash 4077 #trapper john #trapper john mcintyre #trapper mcintyre #john mcintyre #lgbt #lgbtq