thinking of that anon that mentioned that fic idea of satosugu trying to breed you
loud coughing...
heteropaternal superfecundation
aka twins conceived from two different fathers...
if anyones freakass genetics could cause it itd be fucking gojo 💀
….considering — it would be a really fun crack ending to the fic 😭😭 one baby has white hair / blue eyes and the other has black hair and purple eyes—
“well we don’t need a DNA test to figure out who’s who.”
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ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet
but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)
and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth
oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc
but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds
safe to say i’m losing my mind
anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭
and the reactions are everything
I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY
toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!
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DID ANYONE ELSE CATCH THIS REFERENCE???
The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
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I honestly feel like nobody in lotr mentions how fucking weird Legolas is. He stays up pacing the floor and singing to himself in the dead of night. He deadass stares straight into the tree line in the absolute pitch black when no one else can see anything. He yells goodbye to a river he has heard about in songs. He's so strange and not one character mentions it AT ALL. I absolutely love him.
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Fjord, after the Nein kicked Trent's ass the first time: Perfect time to say "I love you" to Jester for the first time.
Fjord, after the Nein kicked Trent's ass the second time: Perfect time to ask Jester to marry me.
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The Queen is about to be reincarnated as Trisha Paytas’ baby and you’re laughing. Trisha Paytas is going to name her daughter Elizabeth and have a Queen Elizabeth themed first birthday party and you’re laughing.
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