#this is so half assed and wrong

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

fantasy laughingstock mawwiage but make it potc3 Flavor-

#theyre supposed to be holding hands but i couldnt draw it for the life of me so #half assed it is!!!! #or.... no assed it is!!! #in my mind this is a job gone Phenomenally wrong. like horribly wrong #the group is outnumbered and cornered and- #its fine in the end tho #and howdy & barnaby are left standing there like 'so we didnt die. looks like we're husbands now! lets go find some neat rings' #in the meantime wally and julie braid them rings out of grass & flowers #actually wait omg #imagining there's a spell that can freeze the flower rings so that they wont break/decompose #all of barnaby's normal metal rings and then there's one made of plants... of Life... OUUUGHHHHHHHH #< thats the sound of me dying so dramatically. im talking nimona-as-ambrosius level of dramatic death #scribble salad #laughingstock #wh fantasy au #wait omggggg #im imagining once theyre all safe and it sinks in that the Are Indeed Safe #everyone is like 'omg!!! we made it!!! hugging each other! wait wheres barnaby and howdy - ohhhhh theyre making out off to the side cool' #theyre just. laying in the grass smoochin the hell outta each other #yeah theyre both bleeding and bruised but who isnt! #and then they stay right there and take a nap <3 #and wake up w/ the rest of the neighborhood piled on/around them <3 #GODDDDDDDD FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM IM SO NORMAL IM- #SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEM AGH RAGH ASDHASJFCBALFNLD #sorry sorry. the insanity is kicking in #alsoooooo imagining them having that epic potc3 mid-battle kiss after barbosa - sorry - Sally pronounces them married

[whatsanameanyway]

i forgot how to art so have a late thing

#zombie apocalypse survivors woo #secret life #zombie cleo #smajor1995 #grian #scott smajor #i havent drawn something i liek the end result of in ages can i get fixed please #this was going well! i liked the characters enough! even despite that pathetic half-assed attempt at through-trees lighting on scott&cleo #working on the background just ruined it for me #dont get me wrong. i dont dislike this. its just so painfully mid #i used to be GOOD at drawing #what a time #my art #sigh. can you please be nice to me about this piece itd be nice

[papertowness]

listen i understand why everyone in house was mad at him for faking having cancer because that’s incredibly fucked up HOWEVER the reasoning behind it is so goddamn funny if i was at princeton plainsboro i like . would probably be mad at him for a grand total of ten minutes before being like that’s insanely funny actually

#townes watches house ! #3 x 15 #‘ half - wit ‘ #the sheer dedication . all to get a high . #ALL OF THEM SYAINF GOODBYE WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM SORRY #like i get it was supposed to be emotional but i was CACKLING because there was very obviously nothing wrong with him #wilson showing up at the end just to laugh his ass off at house was so funny #he’s such an asshole #he’s so insane #i can’t help but love him a little bit . just a little #house #house md #greg house #gregory house #lgbtq #lgbt

[corvidcas]

i think part of the reason people are so hateful about fat people is because theyre not fat, even though they put little to no effort into their diet and daily activity levels. even if they dont live healthy lifestyles and theyre not trying to, and theyre still a "normal" weight. and because theyre ignorant and resistant to learning about how peoples bodily functions vary wildly, anyone who is fat must have brought it upon themselves by being extra lazy or extra glutinous and if they were normal they wouldnt be fat and its soooo easy to not be fat because look at them theyre not fat. which is so fucking stupid because so many people complain about how skinny people exist without "earning" how skinny they are, theyre literally just like that even if they eat tons of food because they're trying desperately not to be skinny. but the opposite cant be true for fat people apparently. fatness is always a direct consequence of abnormal habits apparently.

#e.txt #tw fatphobia mention #i know people assume skinny people eat nothing all the time too but every skinny ass mf i meet is like omg i can eat so much and not gain #anything teehee #and i see so many skinny ppl will flood comments of fat positive ANYTHING talking about how they hate being skinny so much and eat so much #to try to gain weight but its not working #like skinny ppl wont shut up about how hard it can be to gain weight but god forbid a fat person suggest its hard to loose weight bc then #theyre just being lazy. #ppl will tell me i should eat less to lose weight meanwhile im living off an orange and a cup of nuts for brunch #and 1/2 salmon filet a cup of rice and veggies for dinner #and i walk 8 hours a day 3 times a week. #if i eat less i will get nauseous i will get dizzy i will get a migraine and i will be a bitch #yes obviously this is a personal grievance but like am i wrong? #rant #probably less than a cup of rice even i make a cup and then split it in half with my partner and sometimes dont even finish it

[jade-len]

luo binghe better than me fr i think i would've gone fucking apeshit if the person i loved with my entire soul pretty much said "fuck you" because of my race and pushed me down into literal hell for me to suffer for years

i've said it before and i'll say it again, i really don't think we give binghe enough credit. that man was on concerning levels of forgiving all the way from the start

#this would all be without xin mo eating at my brain btw #were the things he did wrong? of course. can you blame him? absolutely not. #like lets not act like at least half of us wouldnt go insane #i would be devastated #just.. place urself in his shoes ok #like he was able to still change for the better despite all the shit he went through #able to realize his wrongdoings and make up for them #thats fucking amazing and we should not discredit him ok #my ass would probably do the same thing as him tbh. or have a whole mental breakdown. or both #also same goes for bingge i wouldve done the same shit too probably. id fuck shen jiu up #again #not excusing his actions but i feel like people seem to focus on that part of him way too much when we literally see his character growth #and yeah hes still just a little unhinged but arent we all #hell some people are WAY more fucked up than binghe and they didnt even go through #i love him so much can you tell #so anyways yes if he were real i would date him hes so relatable #because then id now that he would actually change for the better and make things up and learn from his mistakes #yeah haha yes hes a red flag whatever all jokes and fun but are we just gonna ignore his development??? #im not a binghe apologist. maybe. #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #luo bingmei

[docnukes]

#benrey #half life vr ai #hlvrai #my art #half life vr but the ai is self aware #gordon feetman #gordos feetman #benry #frenrey #beard benrey best benrey sorry guys #i also Love drawing gordos hair its so. Mmm #his hair gets looser at the tips bc that shit is definitely ruined from all the wrong shampoo he keeps buying #0 haircare from this man #we dont even talk about benry he just shaves his head clean off when its too long and purposefully makes his bald ass head shine #with hand cream. #the funny thing is he doesnt even need to shave he just does it #headcanon time over

[hyunpic]

hyunjin on bubble

#hyunjin #skz #🧼 #MY ANNOUNCMENT OF THE DAY: BOYFRIEND REVEAL #I AM VIBRATING SO HARD RN I THINK I MIGHT CRACK THE WHOLE WORLD IN HALF #WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM #THIS FUCKBOY ASS ANGLE TOO LIKE LORD HELP ME #I FEEL LIKE I AM A RAT GETTING EXPERIENCED ON IN THE LAB LIKE SOMEONE HELP ME #EXPERIMENTEd fUCK LIKE HES TRYING TO SEE HOW MUCH I CAN TAJE #DID I ALREADY SAY HELP ME ENOUGH IDK PLS SOMEONE 😭

[leconcombrerit]

Folks it's 6am on my way to work and I got like four hours of sleep so bear with me if it's stupid but

If they are trapped and go back into a haunting / nightmare loop everytime they successfully escape (according to my ghost Non theory), then couldn't the masked figures be themselves? Except for the physical one that Top impersonated.

It's more of a cool thought on crack than a actual theory but it would explain the different masks, the motherfreaking hand on Tee's dick (that would be White and his fear), and the fact that Jin didn't see one and saw Keng instead (a 100% real hallucination no ghosts involved, Jin didn't interact with ghost Non in his nightmare). Even the crutch. Top or Fluke I don't remember which had his leg bent at an awkward off putting angle. Phee and New don't see a mask cause in their nightmare Non wasn't wearing a mask. He was barefaced. He wasn't holding the mask on Tee's but he was still holding it.

I have nothing to back it up but it woke me up from my well deserved nap so I'm sharing it anyway and going back to my slumber. But I might come back to that on a rewatch.

#dead friend forever #dff the series #I've been so wrong about this show already #But my clown costume needed that last accessory #gotta be perfect you see no half assing it

[3-inch-doodles]

jerome introductions !!!!!

#james doodle #my art #benrey #freemind #benmind #i also need to draw benrey eating a guy at some point. i think that would be funny. freemind is so desensitized at that point #he'd be horrified for about half a second and then go 'just please don't barf blood on me later if it goes down wrong' #non-euclidian mind #tagging the fic bc Jerome is specific to the fic HEHEHEHEHE #HE OUPPY #domestic aftermath where they have a weird ass space ouppy #benrey and jerome share habits like attacking annoying npcs and also probably eating human meat. who knows

[dittobooty]

I saw this post today and knew what I had to do

I feel like my Shuggy divorce playlist really adds to the immersion

#let me tell you my dumb ass actually drew his left arm completely forgetting he doesn't have one so I had to erase the whole thing #I refuse to spend anymore time on this #IT WAS SUPPOSED TO JUST BE A DUMB JOKE WHY DID IT TAKE LIKE 2 AND A HALF HOURS #please appreciate it #I really love reblogs so more people can see the stupid stuff I make #one piece #one piece memes #my shitpost art #red haired shanks #shanks #if you don't think he's a jimmy buffet fan you're wrong #dittobooty art

[skullykei]

Heard this audio on Instagram earlier and immediately thought of these two

#invader zim #iz #tak invader zim #tak #zim #my art #fanart #shitpost #sorry my art is so half-assed lmao #IM STUPID I PUT TAKS HEAD THING ON THE WRONG SIDE #IGNORE THAT

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

looking very closely at the website neighborhood and here's some little things i noticed (plus some overthinking & flower symbolism):

~ the only butterflies on the "map" are the ones outside of Frank's house, and the single one outside of Eddie's.

~~ i think the flowers outside of Eddie's are either hyacinths or lavender. given that the flowers are different colors, they're probably hyacinths. which is a Fascinating choice to me, because hyacinths can symbolize regret, devotion (especially beyond death), love, forgiveness, and jealousy - depending on the flower color. Eddie has light blue, dark blue, and purple. The butterfly is landing on the purple one (sorrow, mourning, forgiveness, regret, devoted love).

~~ its also Fascinating because the myth behinds hyacinths is about the greek god Apollo and his (male) human lover, Hyacinthus. they were playing discus (metal frisbee). Apollo threw the discus too hard, and it bounced back and hit Hyacinthus, killing him. devastated, Apollo grew the hyacinth flower from Hyacinthus' spilled blood. SO THE FACT THAT EDDIE, GAY PUPPET EDDIE, HAS HYACINTH FLOWERS OUTSIDE THE POST OFFICE IS UM. INCH RESTING!

~~ (also also in the myth, Apollo wanted to rescind his immortality to join Hyacinthus in his death. and in an alternate version of the myth, Hyacinthus was technically murdered, because Zephyrus was jealous that Apollo preferred a mortal over him & purposefully blew the discus off course to strike Hyacinthus. things to think about. yes, in this whole myth metaphor im viewing Eddie as Hyacinthus and Frank as Apollo. do with this what you will)

~ All of the trees in the neighborhood are in the same general style, except for the tree outside of Sally's home, which is a pine tree. i wonder why!

~ the only buildings with second floors are Barnaby's, Frank's, Sally's, and Poppy's homes. rip the "wally falls down the stairs" memes

~ there's a teeny tiny Home in the post office display window

~ Julie's house has quite a lot of heart symbolism. like, a weird amount. an amount to the point where i now have an entire theory around what her role and arc might be. i Will talk about it with minimal prompting.

~ one of the swingset balloons has a happy face balloon with its eyes closed, which stands out to me (and fuels my julie theory)

~ the only neighbors who don't have flowers outside of their buildings are Sally, Julie (disregarding decoration), and Howdy.

~ Poppy has daffodils, which symbolize rebirth, new beginnings, resilience, and hope. however, they have a negative side of selfishness.

~ Barnaby has red, yellow, and blue tulips. red means undying love, admiration, and truth. yellow means "there's sunshine in your smile", joy, happiness, friendship - But it can also mean unrequited love or jealousy. Blue means individuality, trust, and good luck

~~ note that there's a dead/trampled white tulip. white tulips symbolize sorrow, "my condolences", apology, honor, purity, faith.

~ Frank has sunflowers, daisies, and some others, but those i think are more generic, unspecific flowers for added decoration. i couldn't find a "red flower on vine" that fits the general look of the ones on his house. now, sunflowers symbolize adoration, loyalty, longevity, happiness (also, might i add that these flowers are from another greek myth about apollo, this one where Apollo turns a jealous nymph into a sunflower for snitching on his mortal lover, which got her (the lover) killed. inch resting indeed.)

~~ also blue daisies, which i am assuming are the blue flowers outside his house, symbolize freedom, trust, loyalty, confidence, and honesty. lots of positivity surrounding Frank's house!

~ Wally has daisies. these symbolize innocence, purity, new beginnings, hope, and affection. it can also symbolize the ability to keep a secret. a fun fact i found interesting is the word daisy comes from an old english word meaning "day's eye."

~~ do i believe these flower choices were purposeful? maybe. probably. it does seem strange that there are specific, distinct flowers drawn in equally specific parts of the "map", while a couple of generic "cartoon" style flowers are sprinkled throughout

~ three green apples are growing on the tree next to Howdy's Place

~ it stands out to me that the bodega window above the fruit stands is completely blacked out. no window shine or nothing

~ Sally's "yard" is weirdly barren. everyone else's buildings (excluding Home) has several things decorating the surrounding area. all she has is a spotlight and a tree.

~ Barnaby's house having paint all over it (and a paintbrush & can next to it) is just cute to me. it makes me think that he wanted to paint like his lil' buddy Wally and just went ham with it. or it was a team effort between them<3

~ it took me a while to notice the tiny "Eddie's" painted above Post Office. it gives the vibe (to me) of him tacking on the "Eddie's" to make the office feel more like his. maybe he saw the sign "Howdy's Place" and decided to paint his name on his building to make himself feel more established and at home

~ there's something on / part of Frank's roof. i don't know what it is. if anyone has an idea please tell me its driving me insane. at first i thought it was a chimney but theres two? making an additional symmetrical structure? idk!!

~ there are only three buildings with straight up rainbows. Eddie's post office (hanging from the roof and in the window), Sally's house (the entire front), and Frank's house (butterfly on the door wreath. i almost didn't catch it, it's a sneaky one!)

#conclusion: i am definitely overthinking but being proven wrong through discovery is half of the fun #(and turning out to be either right on the money or even partially-right is the other half of the fun) #its just!!! its really strange how fitting some of the flower choices are!! #eddie has flowers that are 'from' a greek myth about tragic gay love. #barnaby has a trampled tulip that is often used as a sympathy funeral flower. along with all of his other character references to death #frank has one of the few flowers other than hyacinths that directly links to a greek myth where apollo's mortal lover dies tragically #(which is just a weird coincidence if you ask me. the canon lovers both having greek myth apollo based tragic love flowers) #wally has flowers that symbolize keeping secrets and whos etymology is literally 'days eye'. him. the eye contact connoisseur #who's from something that puts emphasis on daytime while spurning night as something forbidden #ITS JUST!!!! WHY DOES IT FIT SO WELL!!!! #either these are some craaaaazy coinkydinks or this was Purposeful. #my flower-symbolism loving ass is chewing on this like a rabid dog #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home speculation

[moonshine-nightlight]

@cax-per submitted:

me doing my daily check ins to see if the next part of There’s Nothing Wrong With Dale is out yet 🥸💻

this week has flown by so fast, holy shit. my original plan was to edit Monday (possibly Tuesday too depending on how long it took) which is already shakey cuz during the week, but between work and headaches, yeah no editing was accomplished this week

soo i shall be spending today editing chapter 34 of Dale (which is over 10k words) and hopefully posting it today as well

#submission #asks #story asks #nothing's wrong with dale #story status #its so long and needs a rly thoughtful edit so i didnt want to half ass it while tired/headache-y #i had totally planned for it to be out at the beginning of the week #but work has been crazy #i went into the office 4 of 5 days this week too which means 2 hrs each day was eaten by commuting #next week is gonna b very busy too #but i am doing things this weekend that are fun dammit lol #the chapter is literally 10101 words right now and i rly need to make sure it makes sense to someone who isnt me #and isnt just dale lecturing worldbuilding/his backstory for hours #not that he isnt doing that to some extent #but it needs to flow right or i'll b unhappy with it #balance!

[deityofhearts]

I honestly just don’t get how people default to thinking southern accents are like unserious and unintelligent, I know I live in a bubble and I’ve never been outside of the south so like my world view is skewed but like idk I can’t like conceptualize hearing someone’s accent and going “your accent is too stupid and silly for you to have a brain” like ???

#deity dialogue #sorry I’m rlly half asleep #obvs my worldview is different cause I’m southern I’m surrounded by southern ppl I hear the accent all the time #so it’s like normal obvs but idk it still baffles me #idk if I ever go north are y’all gonna be mean to me cause I talk in a way that y’all perceive as stupid and lesser than how you do?? #I’ve already mentioned that even here we aren’t safe from the ‘haha youre a dumbass southern hick’ statements #which is rich cause like bitch who are you to be talking you live here too I don’t wanna hear you call me a red neck cause you’ve been here #for a long ass time to and I’m sure if you went up north they’d be on your ass the same way they’d be on mine #like what gives you the right? #like I will say also that I do make fun of the accent but in the way that lexi and I will be heatedly talking and get more southern with #each word and that amuses and delights us like idk it’s fun to look at someone who just said one word in a more extreme southern accent on #accident and repeat it back to them #but like at the end of the day we like being southern we don’t think there’s anything wrong with it or like inherently worth mocking #plus there’s a difference between two friends being silly and strangers telling you you’re a stupid redneck hick :) #this is also coming from someone who compared to other southern ppl doesn’t have the most strong southern accent (it’s there onvs but ya #know) and I still have to deal with this shit :/ #sorry I need to go to bed and shut up no one caressss

[millenniummmbop]

I think kisara should see kaiba the exact same way villain enjoyers see their blorbos here on tumblr dot com

#kaiba: *is a bitchy little hater* #kisara: yas king be rude 🥰 #like she'll see him being the BIGGEST douchebag in the universe during a duel and be all #'omg he's so funnyyyyyyy' #mahad: he tried to kill my pharaoh and his friends #kisara: UM. he's literally neurodivergent and a minor 🙄🙄🙄 #like she'd be looking at him being The Worst TM and just going 'he did nothing wrong actually 🥰 he was right 🥰' #the blorbofication is mutual tho like OBVI #kaiba: i summon now the most powerful baddass sickest powerful fucking creature to rip u to shreds #kaiba: u fucking WISH u had a card half as cool as this swag ass lizard together we are the most powerful unstoppable force on the planet #kisara: omg sooooo tru king we're gonna fucking SLAY 💅💅💅 #i don't care about canon characterization btw #kaiba 🤝 kisara = mlm 🤝 wlw solidarity

[tradingjackbs]

Attempted to do a photoshoot for the one and only cosplay I'll probably ever do and. These are the only pictures I got that matter

#there were a lot of blurrier ones that were completely incomprehensible lmao #i did also get some decent serious ones but. idk if i'll post them/might save them for halloween or something. we'll see #i dont like taking pics of myself and i dont like sharing my face on the internet. it just so happens this particular character has bangs #and also sunglasses so it works out #nicholas d wolfwood #cosplay #trigun #rosie posting #cats of tumblr #i love my girl so so much. but lord she love gettin all in my business when im tryna do shit ykwim #taking pictures or drawing or whatever tf. it dont matter. she must be in the way <3 #i went to put my clothes away and like. sure it's a relatively cheap suit but it still cost a good amount #and this goddamn cat is swiping and pouncing on my clothes as im tryna put em away like 😭😭😭😭 GIRL #anyway pretend ww has uhh curly hair. and literally no jawline. and also a normal/fat waist. and a thick ass neck jesus lordt #that's what my ww looks like <3 sowwy that's just how im built lmao #oh and the wrong nose. i have the wrong nose for every anime character 😔 #bitch ass half white half pinoy got me out here lookin like a gotdamned Freak lol <3 #the absurd amount of cookies in the past week probs hasnt been helping #i live alone and shit's hard yo 😭😭 #this also means i took all my goddamn photos myself and thus. the excessive cat bombing <3