#this is something i can see peter doing

[waitineedaname]

divorce as angst: boring, depressing, overdone, I've had enough of that in my own life thanks

divorce but the characters are still friendly: good! healthy! more of this please!

divorce as comedy: unparalleled, hysterical, I want characters to divorce each other repeatedly for no reason

#divorce as a sad trope is NOT something i do well with #i have enough trauma from my parents' messy divorce thank you!! no more!!!! #HOWEVER. i fucking love the trend im seeing where fandoms decide a character is divorced for no real reason other than it would be funny #ESPECIALLY the joke of characters repeatedly divorcing and remarrying and then divorcing again #the first time i saw it was in the tma fandom #where people jokes that peter and elias had been divorced seventeen times or something #and i think that's hilarious. especially when it's over petty shit #i think boomer should be one of the repeatedly divorced and remarried couples. just for fun #they just do it for the drama #no one can tell when theyre together or not because they act exactly the same

[snuize]

Um I don’t really have an explanation for these

i live in a world of my own delusion

#all of these have been made after me seeing something and going #OH SHIT WAIT I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THAT #sawposting #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #saw #saw franchise #saw movie #saw memes #peter strahm #mark hoffman #im so sad both their actors are literally the worst #separate the art from the artist ig #not art

[fiepige]

Have some more GIFs of Noir and Hobie doing vaguely similar gestures!

This time: Noir and Hobie shrugging ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Click here for PART 1 and PART 2)

#this was the last noirpunk GIFset I could come up with 😭 #so PLEASE let me know if you have any ideas for more noirpunk GIFs I can make <3 #cause I wanna make more! #maybe I need to re-watch itsv again and see if I can come up with something #I wanna make more noirpunk stuff!!! #also this is probably my biggest reach yet lol #but what else can you do when the people you ship don't even appear together- #(apart from ONE SCENE in two whole movies! And they don't even LOOK at each other in it!) #I'm doing what I can with what I was given lol #noirpunk #peter benjamin parker #spider man noir #hobie brown #spider punk #into the spider verse #itsv #across the spider verse #atsv #spiderverse #my post #my GIF #my GIFs #peni parker #spider ham #miles morales #tagging these guys since they're there too I guess

[lacunamissingpart]

house of the dragon lucemond peter pan au lucerys as peter pan and aemond as captain hook.

#lucemond #house of the dragon #hotd #lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #aemond x lucerys #peter pan #do you see the vision #themissingtag #i was envisioning a darker retelling of peter pan #something like lost boy by christina henry #lucerys is peter pan and aemond is the first boy he takes to neverland #and then there is fallout and eye thing #i just think that lucerys has these trickster moments and can match the horror of a child never growing up and a non human being #and aemond already has leather pirate aesthetic going on #come talk to me

[ghostsmp3]

Dan Rydell and Casey McCall, Sports Night (1998-2000) // The Tortured Poets Department, Taylor Swift

#because thier typewriter is thier laptop #get it. do you get it now #do you see why i have been chewing glass for two days #what josh charles swiftie era does to a person #can not believe they are the tortured poets who can't operate without each in question #something something you showed me colors you know i can't see with anyone else #sports night #dan rydell #casey mccall #caseydan #dancasey #taylor swift #ttpd #the tortured poets department #josh charles #peter krause

[heartburstings]

i really like how, even as characterized peter is by being the Fool to jason's Coward, peter is not necessarily fearless. he has stress dreams abt homophobia, where his mom knows and is heartbroken and blames his gayness for the divorce, where he's attending his own funeral, where his classmates have known all along and are shunning him for it... but peter responds to this fear by wanting to tell his mom, where jason responds to these same fears (his future being impacted, his father beating the shit out of him, losing his social status) with assimilation, or trying to run away. peter meets his fears where they're at, and jason tries to make it so he's not a target for his fears. idk

#wynn speaks #bare: a pop opera #i haven't rewatched in a hot couple minutes but they r always on my mind #something something peter ''idk if you're brave or if you're really stupid'' simmons #also 'once i had a hero but i guess he couldn't stay; fear took up his trembling hand and led him far away' gets me. a lot #the way that peter sees jason as a hero--courageous and noble and fearless... and jason is not these things #do you think they're projecting on each other when they call each other a coward/fool? it's like. idk #they have a lot of the same concerns but they disagree on how to deal w it and it's just soooooo #they are one..but they are not....but they are one......bt they are not....but the two are one..but th #also. can you imagine peter's mental state in the og bapo recording??? #demo recording? whatever #'HAVE WE GOT A CAMP FOR YOU' 'it's not like you didn't once have that phase too' etc etc. like #conversion/comphetting was ALSO originally a fear peter had!! that either 1) this was a phase that he'd grow out of #or 2) he'd turn straight!!! #and that fear became jason's reality!!! AAAHHHH #bare analysis

[afieldinengland]

and i still believe the political history of the world of the thick of it diverges from ours after the end of the series, i.e. that oliver reeder got the party back in power. sorry mary drake you don't stand a chance against the truly new political animal (dangerous, callous turncoat who learned at malcolm's feet and knows that to lack a spine only makes one flexible)

#i've said this. he's just so awful to look at it's incredible #i just can't see the tories (though of course they are never named as such) outlasting the things i imagine ollie would be willing to do. #malcolm-fed malcolm-bred and loosed biologically from a moral compass. even malcolm had principles. ollie is to quote peter cardwell #'principles-free'. he's gorgeously vain and sleazy and also terrifyingly callous by the end. #we can argue what malcolm actually meant to do by leaking tickel's nhs records til the cows come home but ollie would have #hounded him to the gutter himself i think. he calls a widow an applause monkey and 'those who do something for nothing' mugs #and all adapted for the 21st century. malcolm's old pre-landslide predator's teeth sharpened in a slicker jaw. softcore and algorithms #in a way he'd put machiavelli in conniptions. there's so much deception there's almost no deception #god help us. but the polling results would be incredible #i disagree with james walters i don't think he's doomed in a post-series world. far from it. i think that world yawned open for him #the thick of it

[asyipyip]

hold on everyone shut up im getting super emotional about jonathan sims

#tma #kara stop blogging #thinking about the web. thinking about how it was his first mark #and how that mark how that unaddressed trauma so deeply affected him. #and how befitting that is for the web too- to tie someone up its strands for YEARS #thinkin about how almost every single decision that man makes is made out of fear #that motherfucker has never felt safe in his god damn life you can tell and im EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT #thinking about how so much of his fear response is CONTROL because of it. His ridiculous skepticism was him trying to control it #if he denies it if he refuses to believe in it it cant hurt him #about his paranoia and desperation for knowledge is so rooted in that fear of losing control #about his entire s4 arc and grappling with becoming inhuman. about not feeling like he has any kind of personal autonomy #and how so often thats written off as him making excuses (and dont get me wrong- he makes excuses too. im not saying he doesnt) but also- #like you look at what happened with his first leitner and its like. he couldnt move. couldnt do anything to escape #and then when the other boy got taken he couldnt do anything to save him either #of course he feels like hes never had any control #of course hes desperate for knowledge- if he had only *known* what couldve happened then he couldve prevented it. #the survivors guilt is so deeply part of his character #and thats what makes jonah targeting him so fucking insidious and scary #he took his man who is already so terrified- put him in a situation where he was so out of his depth #knowing that his fear response would be to desperately try and figure out what was happening- to keep asking questions-- #pulling himself deeper into the eyes influence and easily turning it around and making it Jon's fault #as if Jon isn't trapped like everyone else- it's just his fear response is so fucking perfect for the role the eye needs him to play #and then it leads to the ultimate trauma of ripping control away from Jon and forcing him to do something so fucking horrible #something he would never in a million years CHOOSE TO DO #how he's so terrified of being made a pawn and he is. playing a game against elias where he couldn't even see the board #locking him out of his own body...forcing him to open the door. like. FUCK #I MEAN FUCK DUDE. PETER LITERALLY SAYS “HE GOT YOU” WHEN JON ASKED WHAT HIS 'PRIZE' WAS #LIKE SCRATCH THAT!!! FUCKING SCRATCH THAT!! he wasn't even a player he was a fucking PIECE in the game #GOD!!! #GOD!!!! free my boy he did nothing wrong (he did so many things wrong)

[milimeters-morales]

I can’t really articulate it well but I like to think that when Miles freezes up in a situation, sometimes Peter or Miguel (usually miguel in my mind) will just pick him up and place him somewhere on the ceiling bc ceiling = safe from ground enemy? Like maybe it’s not even a dangerous situation, but the other person needs to handle it before they handle Miles, so they just stick him over there and give him a few minutes. and this really only works in the early days because Miles not being fully able to control his sticking ability is what makes this method work

#miles morales #peter parker #miguel o'hara #spider man #spiderman #spider man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #like this came to me when i was thinking of miles seeing deadpool freshly dead (bullet to the head) and he goes into shock and can’t + #control his stickiness so when someone (peter) found him staring at the body he took miles and had him stick + #to the underside of a water tower while he dealt with deadpool #and now miguel is half my brain so maybe miles is too weak to fight something and miguel is like oh shit. what do i do. and just sticks + #him to the ceiling in a diff room while he beats ass #and my final thought is miles with a fever and he’s crawling around in a brain fog and won’t sit still and sleep. so miguel webs him to + #the ceiling to get him to stop moving and finally fall asleep so he can put him to bed before his parents catch him crawling on the walls #m&m posts

[unproduciblesmackdown]

meinnnn gott i was like boy this song can't be 8 & a half minutes....well the first 6 minutes of the video are phyllidia krampington loosing george salazar the krampus on everyone & their asshole (here her cousin, b/c although i swear on my life i have seen [phyllidia seducing the krampus via baby it's cold outside] photos, in this 2018 show that sequence is definitely about her trying to fuck melvin cooterstein in the ass. (note that she mentions the xmas villain's long-lost daughter harriet, as the [why are you so evil? / i don't kneauuraeaough....but it definitely doesn't have anything to do with xyz] but no long-lost presumed dead spouse, who would've been already mentioned in the 2019 show at this point though that's no incontrovertible evidence it's not relevant in this show. & my hypothesis is that if melvin is a long-lost anyone, phyllidia would be His long-lost daughter. but 50/50 could go either way! a beautiful relationship ft. the convenience of all these colonoscopies he keeps scheduling)) and then we meet the fancy tree! and don't get around to singing until phyllidia's exit & the krampus's partial sendoff to go feel better having some snacks (i.e., mingle & meander)

#it's GONGEOUS in here #fantastic delivery on ''until you all poo out of your butts'' #the krampus does seem to have a range of Half Demonic Half just some guy & fairly timid/sensitive really but glad to be here #of course doesn't Actually continually disrupt the show or strike anyone's asshole with birch reeds hence the need for a pickmeup tiramisu #that's tiramisu as a generic term which is something i'm making happen in my own vocabulary #& from there things can diverge lol...not being seduce in this year or 2019's so seems in that case: trying to fuck the fancy tree #who has a mwah line about this as exquisitely delivered as you see here. but i can't recall it exactly Need to be rehearing things #and Need this energy and delight and magic to go into [cyril krampus 2023 baby it's cold outside video PLEASE (please) PLEASE (please) #x 2 baby please. hit post....will do the Opposite of hitting your asshole with birch sticks. stand facing away from your ass wielding like #ostrich feathers & moving them in the gentlest patterns away from you. for being Great this year] #joe iconis christmas extravaganza #phyllidia krampington #apparently not always but here indeed with some relation to #the krampus #who based on knowledge & documentation does seem to have been frequently portrayed by george salazar #got that :3 little voice going lmao. she yelled at me....loud :'3 #krampus just wandering around peeing in bernedette peters' plaintain chips. maybe humping a tree's skirt (costuming not needle collecting) #you know how it is #Youtube

[sharkwing]

MJ has been getting a little too close to the tired Betty Brant-era “Peter’s girlfriend gets outrageously jealous every time his attention isn’t completely on her” routine for my taste lately, but she still has one quality that (imo) sets her above all other love interests thus far: she stays silly

#i think they’re making her more touchy about peter as a way of demonstrating that he actually means something to her now #but the reason i orginally liked mj was because of her being like #‘the rhino’s on a rampage?? PETER we gotta go downtown and see him maybe you can even take pics for the bugle 🤩’ #i’m tired of the ‘you care about doing your job more than you care about ME 😩’ conflict! pls don’t make mj do that ☹️ #spider-man #asm #spiderposting #shark.txt

[innytoes]

21 + 46 and Reggie/Alex/Willie?

Dystopian AU + Blind Date

Anon I am so sorry but I cannot not make this pun. This is a Day of the Triffids AU. Basically, everyone who saw a mysterious asteroid shower woke up blind the next day (which is a huge portion of the population since everyone was really hyped about it). Also there's walking plants who will murder you with their tongues and then feast on your corpse.

Considering the chaotic mess the world was, they'd done alright for themselves, really. It probably helped that the band had been super tight beforehand, and that Carlos and Reggie had been super into zombie apocalypse movies. It was really not that big of a stretch to turn a zombie apocalypse plan into a 'my entire family and the whole world is blinded' plan.

In the beginning, Reggie had been the only one in their group who could see, and that was pure dumb luck. He'd forgotten what day it was, worked a full shift at the coffee shop, worked on the song he'd wanted to show Luke later, and then crashed like thirty minutes before the meteor shower was supposed to start, sleeping through all of it.

So yeah, in the beginning, it had been rough. Terrifying. Getting around as a sighted person had its own perils. Plenty of people were willing to get really violent for their chance at a sighted person to lead them around. They'd quickly worked out a system: Luke up front, Reggie subtly steering his shoulders through squeezes. That way, they moved like the others, didn't attract unwanted attention.

It was better when they'd linked up with Flynn's family. Flynn's mom was blind, had been most of her life. She'd helped the others, taught them how to get around. She's started teaching them braille. Alex' little sister, Stevie, and Carlos were picking it up quick as anything. She also loved to garden, so over the summer they'd turned a lot of the available front yard space into edible plants. Reggie's job was to do the morning patrols, finding and burning any triffid podlings that had taken root before they could become dangerous.

That's how he'd found Willie, who had been crouched in front of one of the tomato plants, shoving them in his mouth. He'd spoken before he could think about it, scolding him about not waiting until they were ripe, and Willie had shrugged and said 'they're red aren't they'. Both had realised their mistake almost immediately, but before Willie could run - or skate - away, Reggie had offered him a place to stay.

Willie fit in with their little group perfectly. He was friendly, funny, and just the right amount of chaotic. He was also beautiful, and kind, and great with kids. His laugh was the prettiest sound in the world and he knew how to get pretty much anyone out of a funk. So yeah, Reggie was smitten.

But when he’d seen Alex and Willie grow closer, of course Reggie had taken a step back. Alex deserved the world. Besides, Reggie had other responsibilities, he shouldn’t waste time mooning over some boy. He’d done it before, pushed down his crush on Alex even before the whole world fell apart, and now that was just a dull ache. In time, the same would happen with Willie, and he could move on and be happy for them.

It would be easy to hide his feelings, he figured, since only one person was around to see him. But one day Julie had followed him out during his morning patrol and confronted him about it in the most gentle way she could, and he’d spent an hour just crying in her arms. She’d urged him to talk to Willie and Alex, hinting that there might be feelings there as well, but he’d blown her off, taking her hand and describing the gardens to her while he weeded out any problems. They’d only gone back when Julie had promised his voice didn’t sound all wobbly and hoarse.

He’d forgotten to check if his eyes were still red and puffy. Because of course he had. He hadn’t had to worry about what he looked like in literal years. Which Willie of course noticed. Which had lead to the whole thing coming out anyway, Julie dragging Luke out of the studio by his ear so they could have some privacy.

They’d been dating ever since. And it was perfect. Except dates in the post apocalypse were really more ‘having dinner in the garage alone’ or ‘going to pick the tomatoes together’. It was dangerous to go outside of their little fenced off corner of the neighbourhood. It was hard for Alex to get around in the empty houses on the street, because he hadn’t memorised where everything was.

Still, on the nights the spent together on the pull-out sofa in the garage, the privacy was heaven. Curling up against Alex, playing with Willie’s hair, kissing them both without fear of being interrupted by his little brother or Luke who had an amazing song idea, it was bliss. Tonight, they were discussing things they missed from before the apocalypse. Willie missed skating competitions, and the internet. Reggie was sad they’d never make the next season of his favourite show. Alex sighed, and said he missed the beach.

Which was totally a fixable thing. It had taken them a few weeks, talking to the others behind Alex’ back, making sure everyone was okay with their day trip, preparing the safest route. Willie was the one who usually went outside their neighbourhood, scavenging and skating around. He’d mapped the safest route to the safest beach, getting rid of as many triffids as he could along the way.

But then the day had come. Ray had waited for them at the door, giving him a hug. Reggie had clung to him, nervous. He didn’t want to leave them alone. He’d been responsible for their safety for so long, it felt wrong to leave. Which was exactly why he should, Flynn’s mother had told him firmly, the week before. “Are you sure you’ll be okay?” he asked.

“I’m sure,” Ray said. “You boys deserve this. Go have fun. And Reggie...” He paused, and Reggie tensed. “Remember to wear sunscreen.” Ray winked at him, squeezing his arms before ushering him out of the door. 

The walk to the beach was long, and slightly tense. Willie had a make-shift molotov cocktail in one hand, and Alex’ hand in the other. Reggie was on Alex’ other side, quietly leading them around debris and muttering a running commentary of what he saw around them.

They set off at first light, so they didn’t really run into many people, and they were mostly able to avoid the ones who were out, only stopping to make polite conversation with a group of women lead by an old lady with a guide dog. They told them that the beach seemed to be clear today, as Rover hadn’t alerted once while they heard the waves. They even let Reggie give Rover a quick pet, and Alex joked that whatever happened, Reggie’s day was already made.

When they could hear the waves, Willie climbed one of the palm trees to scout the area, declaring Rover was right and it seemed to be all clear. As soon as they hit the sand, Alex laughed, stopping. He yanked his shoes off, and Reggie smiled, shoving them in his backpack while Willie pulled Alex towards the waves.

They played in the sand and the water for hours, taking turns floating on their backs, splashing at each other, just sitting in the surf and letting the waves crash over them. Kissing each other with salty lips. Eating the lunch that Flynn’s mom had packed them. Laying on their backs and soaking up the sun. Maybe even spreading out the big towel they’d packed and... taking advantage of the privacy they had (after they checked and reassured Alex there was nobody around, of course).

And when they got home, salty and sated and happy, they were welcomed with open arms, a home cooked meal, and a good bit of healthy teasing when the first thing Reggie said when asked how it had been was: “I pet a dog!”

#julie and the phantoms #fanfic #ralexie #alex mercer #reggie peters #willie throckmorton #reggiexalexxwillie #the day of the triffids #AUs are awesome #triffid au #I wrote a thing #willie didn't go blind because his evil foster dad caleb locked him up in the basement as punishment for something #KARMA IS A BITCH ISN'T IT CALEB #oh man can you imagine the sheer angst of Alex and Reggie going to get his baby sister like: I'm taking her #and there aint shit his parents can do about it because Reggie can see and they can't #also: Ray teaching Reggie to drive even though he can't see #it is hilarious and terrifying and he mostly plays it by ear and hopes Reggie doesn't crash into anything #Same with ray and flynn's dad teaching the guys how to shave #(Luke is like 'who cares nobody will see' for .3 seconds before Julie tells him she's not kissing him again until he does) #there is so many amazing backstory coming into my brain and I am never going to write it lol

[koipalm]

im having so much fun on here. i was kinda wanting to find other ppl who liked tma on here but no its better this way i think

#because now i can think my insane thoughts in peace. about tma of course #txt #thinking out jonpeter again. there is just something so funny about it #thinking about peter seeing my catboy jon.... #jon would do that tail flick thing that cats do when theyre annoyed CONSTANTLY #and it would make peter want to grab it #btw my version of jonpeter peterjon whatever is not toxic theyre married and in love #but what is marriage without your wifes murder attempts

[scarletspider2the2ndpower]

“The Pain of Kaine,” Amazing Spider-Man (Vol. 1/1963), #609.

Writer: Marc Guggenheim; Pencilers: Marco Checchetto and Luke Ross; Inkers: Marco Checchetto and Rick Magyar; Colorist: Fabio D’Auria; Letterer: Joe Caramagna

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Amazing Spider-Man #Amazing Spider-Man vol. 1 #Amazing Spider-Man 1963 #Kaine #Kaine Parker #Spider-Man #Peter Parker #I’m convinced: simply no taxi is safe with Kaine around #anyway the discussion of insanity is interesting as a common theme with Spider-Man is whether any of his actions have a lasting impact #or if he’s just - you know - doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results #I also have always wondered how much Kaine /actually/ sees himself as a dark reflection of Peter #I can definitely see Kaine comparing himself Ben #but I wonder how much of Kaine’s strategy here is just saying things that he knows will mess with Peter’s head #when in reality he sees Peter as something/one…entirely different from him #I may be imagining more layers of characterization where there might be none but what’s the phrase??? #I have a shovel and I’m perfectly willing to dig???

[creepshoodie]

Hey kid,

I know things have been tough for you lately, but I just wanted to leave you this note to let you know that I'm proud of you.

I saw how you struggled, and it was hard for me to not be able to do anything, but you still got better without me even there to help you! Like, damn! You did that! You took that anxiety, and kicked its ass! And you're still kicking ass! Every day that you get up and keep trying, you're winning that fight! And why wouldn't you? You're my kid, after all! It's what Spankoffski's do!

But from now on, I'm gonna do my best to help however I can! I don't know if I can do much, but I'll be right there with ya! And if you feel like it, I can even have Petey over and we can make a night of it! Whaddaya say?

You're not gonna be alone in this, kiddo. You've got your dads right there with ya, and we're gonna be here as long as you need us.

Love,

Your Dad

(Ted)

(ren.. ren.. I’m sobbing, I can’t take this /pos)

TED 💞

ted. dad. I love u I love u sm oh my god. you helped me more than you could know, please know that mentally you were here tysm. I’m doing my best, and this is only gonna help, thank you <3 you’re right, Sp.ank.offskis totally kick ass!!! I’m channeling the energy :)

ALSO YES I would love to have Pete over !! already looking forward to it, I love that nerd <3 lol

but hey I know you love me, and you’re here for me! ilysm, you are the best, actually. idc what anyone says, you and dad are the coolest I swear. I’ll keep kicking ass, for you guys lmao ❤️

#i am cringe but I am free. let me be #ren I’m hugging you I’m hugging you so hard #when I see you next that’s what I’ll do #thank you thank you thank you th #i love this bastard so much #Ted being a soft dad can be something so personal— #him calling me kid and kiddo. hold on I need to sit down.. <3 #f/o: ted #f/o(s): tedgens #platonic f/o: peter #(technically) #parental f/o #ren tag #ask #f/o letter #I’m sorry if any non self ship people see this. shhh I’m not here

[frog-with-no-therapy]

That villain scientist peter parker au won't leave my head

Worst of all is that it's evolving to something more, much more, and there are some twists?? And character development?? Found family that may end up tragically??

Also somehow Felicia Hardy, Johnny Storm, and Miles Morales become something of a main characters themselves in this, and their interaction with peter is sweet, funny, a bit tragic, and found family vibes over all

And listen I love this a lot but I also know that if I let this be any deeper I may start taking things into my own hands, and I absolutely can't afford nor the time nor the effort for that so please for the love of god someone take this off my hand and write something for it please

#Felicia is peter's partner in crime #he is the distraction with all the bombs and gadgets #she is the thief obviously #Johnny storm and peter are always annoyed at each others presence #but also have fun trying to catch/ bomb each other #they are the biggest trouble makers ever #and at some point people simply started seeing peter as Johnny's nemisis or sm #both of them were LIVID #“i can do so much better than this guy” is what they thought #miles is a cute cinnamon roll who while first tried to stop and capture peter #somehow became something of a leash to peter?? #also peter makes his gadgets now too #he isn't having this kid running in the street with only spandex on himself #it's also really an interesting dynamic cause miles represent the hope peter lost #the hope for a better tomorrow #the hope that things aren't as bad as they could be #Johnny is the unwavering bravery and the strong will to get up and fight again #to get up and fight for what you have now and simply move on from the past #Felicia is just felicia lol #no but seriously she is just herself #peter can see reflection of himself in her #and maybe some contradiction #but in the end she is herself and she knows what she wants and she is honest with herself about her methods #peter isn't #he keeps giving excuses after excuses #keeps contradicting himself and is never clear at any point #they are so alike in many ways in this au #but couldn't be any different #someone write an au please #spider man