you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?
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Lucy: *winces*
Lockwood: Luce what’s wrong?
Lucy: just period cramps. I’m fine.
Lockwood: …
Lockwood: *stands*
Lockwood: *grabs rapier and heads to door*
Lucy: what are you—
Lockwood: going to fight God.
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Dsmp it never die, c!Tommy is my favorite guy, c!Tubbo, I want him more, tell c!Dream stop the war, Zoom hear l’manburg go boom, have a blorbo feel the grove, l’manburgians overload, everybody C!QUACKITYYYYY
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Call
Stickler: *getting off the phone* alright, thank you.
Devil: who was that? The library, thanking you for never returning a book late?😆
Stickler: that was my mother, my dad just died.
Devil: oh, my god.😨
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the octonauts if they were WOKE (WOKEtonauts):
captain BLnacles
dashYURI
kwazii
professor PRONOUNS
the octoPRIDEpod
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Putting a cock gag in my mouth while you fuck me so you’re sure I’m completely full and cockdrunk with the dildo in my throat and your cock in my pussy
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they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
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my friend: ayo draw Kepler with a sea captain hat if you want🥺
me: ,,,,BOI IF I WANT-
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Y’all remember Hot Daniel?
This is him now
Feel old yet?
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do you think dr. brenner and dr. owens explored each other’s bodies
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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
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one thing that pisses me off is when people supposedly love sokka but then say things that just don’t make sense. like that post that’s like “sokka was so charismatic he was charming everyone” no that was aang. aang is the one being charming and charismatic and friendly and beloved by everyone everywhere he goes. meanwhile many people straight up found sokka offputting due to his being a miserable little hater. neurotic freak. paranoid sleep-deprived and kills people without remorse. like he straight up gives off bad vibes a lot of the time. yes he does pull bitches and father figures, but that’s because cute girls and fatherly adult men are the only two demographics of people he actually makes an effort to be nice to. i’m all here for people appreciating sokka, but we need to stop acting like what his makes him great is the fact that he’s some extroverted life of the party when a) he isn’t b) aang, however, very much is and c) he’s literally so depressed that he makes it everyone else’s problem just by standing in the same room as them with his utterly miserable vibes. get it right
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