#this is such a flex

[kepamount]

this might be the most insane mason stat i’ve ever seen

#this is such a flex #i would genuinely have this as my pinned post if i were him

[ato-dato]

American 60s female presenting you say????? Well don’t mind if I do!!!!!

#she’s everything. he’s been wearing the same vest since 1867 #flexing my fashion history muscles is always fun #especially when it’s the 60s #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #crowley #anthony crowley #fem!crowley #fem!aziraphale #60s fashion #1960s aesthetic #1960s fashion #art #artwork #my art #fanart #digital art #drawing

[pickled-flowers]

Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps

#sex positivity is also respecting sex lives that dont look like yours #or lack thereof #and insulting people by saying they dont fuck make you sound stupid <3 #im sorry i just cant take people who use their sex lives as a flex seriously its just not my thing! #like yea having lots of kinky sex is cool but not having sex and not being interested by sex is also cool #one is not better than the other the human experience is just very varied and diverse #its normal you wont understand everyone your brain isnt even made to comprehend how many human there are in the world #but we should all have spaces to navigate our sex lives as we wish even if that means interacting with sex as a subject as little as possibl

[phantomrose96]

Actually the funniest part of the entire James Somerton debacle is the response his cowriter Nick gave. For context, Hbomberguy talks a bit about Nick as a cowriter, and there is not any strong evidence implicating Nick of also plagiarizing, so Hbomberguy takes the angle of "Nick is probably not (also) responsible for the plagiarism".

Nick's response?

To claim he could not be part of the plagiarism, because he does not read. And does not do research...

SOURCE: I Fact-Checked The Worst Video Essayist On YouTube - YouTube, video essay by Todd in the Shadows.

The second screen cap is maybe a tongue-in-cheek joke... but bold choice when everyone's eyes are on you to respond to serious allegations. And this screencap doesn't include the other wishy-washy statements, pre-video, from Nick saying to the effect of "I write based on vibes. I come up with an idea and ruminate on it." For research videos. For educational videos about queer history and queer media culture.

Adds flavor to the Todd video, which goes through two-dozen examples of Somerton videos which just claim... provably factually incorrect bullshit.

This guy is a writer. An author. You could not waterboard "I don't read" out of me if I were aiming to launch a writing career.

Beating the plagiarism allegations by confidently asserting you suck too bad to ever get that far.

#hbomberguy #just... so fascinated with this #like was it an admittance under duress? #like 'no officer i did not kill that man because I was spending the night with my mistress' #or is it like a roundabout flex... like 'im a writer who doesnt read (and look how good my writing is just naturally)' #i wanna know

[dirtyyoungthing]

“mmh….! daddy~! n-ngghaa~!”

you chuckle breathlessly as you pump in and out of me, cooing a little.

“aw, again baby? g-god, you fuckin’ love cumming on this cock don’t you. getting your s-sweet little girl juice all over daddy’s big adult cock, huh.” you lean down to lick and suck my neck as your hand moves to grab the pink sharpie. you lean back and slow your pace down a bit as you uncap the marker. there, on my left breast, is a set of tally marks.

“good thing daddy’s keeping track, right? silly babies can’t count, so daddy’s gotta do it for you.” your hand strokes the marks on my breast. “let’s see… one, two… wow baby! seven times? you’ve cum for daddy so much!” you drag the marker across the skin of my tit, adding to the tallies, and press a kiss to the new line. “you’re doing such a good. fucking. job for me.” you punctuate your words with a thrust before picking your pace back up, pounding into me as i whine and cry. i’m completely overstimulated, a mess you’re fucking into a puddle.

“too bad daddy’s got so. much. stamina. how many more times can you cum for me before i finally breed you, huh? i’m thinking double digits, at least. i mean, you’re already at seven, it’s not that big of a stretch.”

“m-mmphngh~!” i clench around you as i cum again, hot tears springing from my eyes as you continue to fuck into me at that unforgiving pace.

“hehe, i think that was eight.”

#jess.txt #fauxcest #fauxc3st #1cky daddy #1cky princess #1cky thoughts #overstim kink #cnc overstim #cnc k!nk #cnc free use #just a lil thing to flex my muscles :3 #1k #2k #5k

[belliesandmuscles]

#trevor wagner #showing off #juicy pecs #beginner belly #losing abs #hot #sexy #stud #hunky to chunky #thick muscle #muscle #tattoos #potbelly #flexing #big arms #belly #hairy #belly rub #fat belly #weight gain #gaining muscle #strongman #strong man

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #my art #nico flexing youngest child privilages by pulling out the most pitiful expression he can manage #anyways i find it fun to explore character word choices #cause yknow no two characters are going to select their words the same way #or even necessarily think about it to the same degree #i like to think Nico thinks about his word choice a lot #so of course every time he uses ''papa'' he fully knows he's pulling the Baby Of The Family card #Hades definitely knows this too but falls for it every time anyways #cause Nico hasnt called him ''papa'' regularly since getting his memory wiped - just detached ''father'' or at best ''dad'' #so it just reminds Hades of How Much He Just Wants His Children To Be Happy Like The Old Days #and how much poor Nico has been through and he's just the baby of the family and- #cue Nico smugly staring at the camera cause he knows how much power he holds #also i say Nico is Hades' only son cause mythologically even when Zagreus *is* Hades' son (rarely) he's. dead. #a major part of Zagreus' mythology is that he died #and im p sure every other deity said to be Hades' children are all goddesses and also are like 50% of the time not his #theres also only like 3 of them. and as far as we know in riordanverse canon one of them is implied to not be his daughter #so Nico is Hades' only son and also youngest in the family (cause Hazel is older by a month chronologically or 1 year biologically) #(and everybody else is a deity if children of hades at all)

[sid3buns]

latest drawing meme on twt feat. my favourite moon lesbians

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 art #bg3 fanart #aylin #dame aylin #isobel thorm #aylin x isobel #aylin flexes for isobel at least 5 times a day #it is law #bunsart

[swoleisthegoal]

Shake it like a Polaroid picture

#gym motivation #bodybuilding #bodybuilders #bodybuilder #pecs #jock #muscular #latin man #latin men #muscles #muscle #flexing #masculine #masculino #washboard abs #swole #lockeroom #gym rat #adonis belt #homens #gym #gym life

[flexscene]

Dominic Sullivan on Cam

#dominic sullivan #muscle #flex #holesrus #*

[videophoria]

#stretching #flexing #flexible #flexibility #videophoria

[azenzeph]

Orbs and seeds stacked gang

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#pmd #sprigatito #quaxly #pokemon #pawmot #pokemon mystery dungeon #my art #yes this is an elaborate plan to flex my plushies thank you for as k i n g

[fuckyeahbroski]

TOM WELLING SMALLVILLE 4x06

#tom welling #smallville #jock #biceps #buff #flex

[curiositypolling]

whale reference chart :)

pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)

#is this just to flex about seeing whales? MAYBE SO #but also im curious and that do be the point of this blog #poll #whales

[aimseytv]

binders are cool they’re like tank tops for trans people

#guqqie told me to flex for the picture and i like the fact i look muscley #despite not being muscley at all #also once again ignore the phone #if you know you know

[desibrownboys]

#desibrownboys #muscular pecs #male pecs #huge pecs #pecs #big pecs #abs & pecs #gay hairy #hairy #hairy male #hairy gay #muscular #bodybuilder #muscle flex #big muscle #bearded hunk #gay bear #big bear #guys with beards #big biceps #biceps #gay bulge #man bulge #jock bulge #cycling bulge #big moobs #gay moobs #fat moobs #huge moobs #vascular