#this is the creed of the clown

[traineecryptid]

this is such a funny photo to me. pangzi: it's not what it looks like xg internal monologue: i told you two to stay put. why are you messing with the coffin. i looked away for two seconds and here you are doing weird things again. xg: 😐

#dmbj #misty creed #iron triangle #clown music.mp3 for them #they are So Silly

[xolaanii]

"It's about time you found each other." ASSASSIN'S CREED VALHALLA [2020] dev. Ubisoft

#ac valhalla #assassin's creed valhalla #eivor varinsdóttir #eivor wolfkissed #aartyom #videogameedit #gamingedit #vg: assassin's creed valhalla #c: eivor wolfkissed #c: stowe #c: erke #p: mine #mine: ac valhalla #valedits #eivor dsvjisdbvkd baby girl they were so obvious #i can't believe the first thing i did when i reached lunden was flirt with stowe #some clown behaviour #i hope they stay happy dksfbcd i was cackling the whole time they said anything that obvious #also gotta say a dane and an englishman canoodling in a church?? #in front of god's salad?? #they deserve the world

[eth3real1ty]

no bc why is it such a Thing to portray jacob as some sort of goofy incompetent hyperactive funnyman as if he isnt one of the coolest and baddest assassins in the franchise??? as if he didn't build his gang from the ground up and all but erased templar influence in London?? as if he isn't a literal master assassin???

#a character makes one (1) joke and suddenly he's the designated class clown #sure Jacob is funny but he's also caring and empathetic and personable?? #assassin's creed #assassins creed #assassins creed syndicate #ac syndicate #jacob frye #evie frye

[apendice-chileno]

made me a birthday present, its me and my two comfort characters lol

#also desmond has the same birthday as me so u see... #desmond miles #reigen arataka #assassins creed #art link #shitpost #my sona is a mothman btw #reigen is here as a clown to entertain us how silly #mp100 #mob psycho 100

[esaari]

miau

#oc #creed #his whole dussy is out help him #and help me escape the man #low effort doodle but im very tired sorry /pensive clown emoji

[felizusnavidad]

not taylor looking like an evil greek goddess here which makes me realize... this is the cult of kosmos from assassin's creed: odyssey.

the scenery, their costumes, the masks... oh and they even had a snake (i know taylor doesn't have a snake in that particular scene but let's pretend she does, it's from rep era ok?).

taylor is clearly the leader of the cult, so she is deimos/kassandra:

they are of course dressed differently here (i don't remember kassandra wearing a dress, like ever), but what's important here is that they are both leaders, they are evil as fuck and the other members of the cult worship them (and they are scared of them).

two more gifs from ac (because i can):

i know there's literally zero chance taylor was inspired by one of my favourite games ever and the resemblance is probably coincidental, but fuck it. this is my favourite scene from the whole music video.

#for the love of god i am clowning so hard i had to make a post #this is all a joke of course #but i cant unsee it now #taylor swift #karma #karma mv #assassins creed odyssey #the cult of kosmos #talking shit for the hell of it*

[ladyinthebluebox]

Kassandra of Sparta IV/∞ >> Sister Fury

#kassandra of sparta #ac odyssey #assassin's creed odyssey #videogamewomen #videogamephotography #gamingphotography #gamingedit #dailygaming #lady's screencaps #lady's AC:Odyssey caps #i had it in my WIP edits for so long :clownemoji: :clownemoji: :clown...

[basimibnishaqs]

prayer circle for hytham in mirage like to charge reblog to cast 🕯️🙏

#clown shoes on #ac mirage #assassin’s creed

[that-mean-ginger-kid]

The inherent tragedy of victor killing his mother has me crying on main babygirl

#im writing chapter three of my creed family fic and i will never emotionally recover #just kidding babygirl the chapter after that is mainly comedy #victor creed #sabretooth #clara creed #fanfic #my headcannons make it sadder #clown on clown violence #*is looking in a mirror*

[spongeballs]

some of my art!

#art #spongeballs art #wwdits #she-ra #clowns #body horror #furries #we happy few #assassin’s creed #maxwell roth #rothfrye

[rastronomicals]

9:16 AM EST February 3, 2024:

Helios Creed - "Sister Sarah" From the album Boxing The Clown (September 21, 1990)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under: Amrep/Space Rock

#Helios Creed #Boxing The Clown #Sister Sarah

[ramshackledtrickster]

Sad bc I have many modern au ideas but I feel like I can’t share them unless I have drawings prepared

#most of which Connor related #Haytham isn’t involved with Connor’s formative years #he’s raised by Ziio and his grandma and Achilles #kanen’to:kon and him have a secret handshake #his family calls constantly while he’s away in college #Connor and Haytham know of each other bc of Achilles #Connor doesn’t want anything to do with haytham #any attempt between the two to reconnect ends in frustration #Connor’s friends are super supportive of him and clown on Haytham any chance they get even if they don’t know who he is #Ziio and Achilles are besties fr #also ziio lives #… until I draw most of this out I’m not deleting this post #assassins creed

[frogwithapen]

If i were to write an FMA Assassins Creed crossover, WHICH I'M NOT! IF LIKE TO FOCUS ON THE FMA EPIC I'M ALREADY WRITING, THANKS!, It would look something like this:

Xerxes would be analogous to the Isu. Both societies are considered ancient history, they both had slavery, there was epic scientific powers we cannot comprehend, both vanished completely in the space of a night marked by cosmic event that happens according to a solar cycle. This makes Ed and Al half Isu-adjacent, but they don't find out until they meet Father...

Trisha was an Assassin for the brotherhood. She wasn't super active with two rambunctious, supernaturally gifted alchemist boys to raise, but she didn't hide it from them either. She taught them the philosophy of the Assassins, if not the actual work.

Technically 2b on my paper, but I'm on mobile and don't know how to indent things. Altaïr is in his post mentor phase at this point, because this is a world's coexist crossover, not a rules of one within the other crossover. So he's doing the travelling sage thing, checking in on otherwise isolated Assassins and meeting their kids, studying Xerxesian artifacts, meditating. He mediates a lot. Primarily on Alchemy, in ways lost since the fall of Xerxes. He does this so hard he becomes capable of (some) circleless Alchemy.

2c. The Auditore family also exists. They're mostly engaged in background politics in Central. Ed and Al love visiting their 'cousins' whenever Trisha's work had them in Central.

2cii. They still put their trust in the wrong people, get framed for treason and semi-publically executed, though. Because this is a merger, not a fix it.

3. Roy Mustang is still Roy Mustang. Independently ideological and trying to change the system from within. He knows nothing about secret orders of Assassins or their enemy organisations.

3b. Madame Christmas, on the other hand, is deeply entrenched. She's an Assassin herself, running her brothel as a safe place and information exchange. It's her who helps smuggle Ezio and Claudia out of Central.

3c. Riza, also, is hiding the existence of Assassins from Roy. She was offered a place with them, but she decided watching this crazy apprentice of her father's was more important.

4. Ed has no compunctions against 'disappearing' corrupt officials. He's got a pocket watch that says he's allowed to do it and everything. That's how that works, right?

As an aside, Ezio's off doing his running around the countryside thing. Turns out the guy who framed his Dad was working for this 'forth Prince of Xing' who wanted an artifact they were keeping safe for Altaïr. It's not the key to immortality, but he's going it will be enough to win the emperor's favour.

4c. Ed totally kills those brothers in the armour in lab five. Yes, they're human. That hasn't stopped Ed yet and he's not going to start hesitating for a couple of death row serial killers.

Actually!

Ed and Al have a different set of values in this, don't they. "We work in the dark to serve the light", "stay your blade from the flesh of innocents".

As much as they miss Trisha, she would probably string them up by their ankles or something if they resurrected her. No human Alchemy attempts for them!

This means that Ed can't do circle Alchemy...

He can fake it, though.

Two people he looks up to can do it, his Teacher and the Mentor, so he knows it's possible. So he hides circles in his clothing, claps to activate them, and tada! Mystery alchemy, a la Kimblee. He's going to kill that guy first chance he gets.

As for Roy, he just happens to walk in while Ed's down an arm for unrelated reasons, Al's experimenting with Xingese remote alkahestry, and there's a mildly suspicious array and blood splatter in the basement. It's easier to let him believe they attempted the taboo than tell him the truth.

(the brotherhood sent him and his assassin master on a recon/training mission to a desert town in the east. They ended up in a fight with a hack of a priest and his hack of a chimera. Ed's arm got mauled and the senior assassin prioritised getting the rest of him back to Pinako over the festering wound in his own gut. The death rites were held in the basement only hours before Roy showed up)

#fanfiction #fullmetal alchemist #assassin's creed #my writings #that's all I've got for now #excuse me while i find my clown makeup

[reiverreturns]

me: i love assassin’s creed but i can’t be simping over every damn protagonist i need a break -

ubi: *releases ac mirage cinematic*

me: 

#i'm just not going to be normal over this game am i #ac mirage #ask not for who the clown car honks / it honks for me #assassin's creed

[asscrackcreed]

it’s on me for having any sort of hope that they’d even give us an ac1 remake

#i was a fool #they clowned me #assassin's creed #ac #text #ac1

[devisza]

September is near, I wonder what ubisoft will say about the future of AC, next game?

#i'm clown okay #assassin's creed #personal