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I always have some of these
- dsmp: :3
Epicsmp: :/
100days: \:/
Osmp: >:3
Scu: :>
mr.cycle: :}
- each night, specifically at 3am, quackity finds slime eating burgers, uncooked pasta and chocolate in the casino kitchen.
- every slimecicle is a version of either an orange cat or a ferret.
- originsmp and dsmp enjoy eating, a LOT. they are the reasons people have to go get the groceries every day.
- godcicle, the god of food, is the first guy the two slimes go to when they are hungry.
- ranboo always finds slime eating a big amount of cookies and has to pick the slime up and bring it back to quackity, each time, he says "here's you goober back." With a slime with cookies stuffed in his mouth.
- if mr.cylce could, he would be an alcoholic.
- 100days has tried drugs before (canon) and would do it again.
- epicsmp enjoys cooking, he just sucks ASS at it. Godcicle on the contrary, does not like cooking most of the time, but he's literally the god of it.
- sometimes all of the slimecicle switch server for shit and giggles.
Godcicle always gets the dreamsmp, and he enjoy messing with the members of Las Nevadas with his shenanigans.
- the only one who does not have a chat, is dsmp and originsmp! Because they are not players!
The rest has their own version of the chat.
Godcicle has the slimes, epicsmp has the voices, 100days has letters from various peoples he does not know how he keeps getting them and mr.cycle has a radio for 'em :]
- dsmp is the guy who would use uwu and :3 unironically and no one would shame him for that.
- each slimecicle is completely aware that they are just characters in a videogame, getting recorded by someone and getting seen by lots of people.
and they know those people are the chat, but nobody believes them, so whenever they break the fourth wall, everyone thinks they are crazy!
- epicsmp is seen as schizophrenic because he talks to "himself", (in the streams of the first epicsmp, he did actually spoke a lot to the chat when alone.) But nobody has the heart to tell him. They just pretend they don't hear him talk to a "chat".
But he's not schizophrenic, just silly if you will. (Not joking he ain't schizophrenic.)
- godcicle knows about the slimecicle and slmccl channel, so do the others. They know more than they should.
- each slimecicle has their own Jschlatt, and most times they don't end up well,
Except for origin and dsmp, they enjoy a lot their Jschlatt, they are friends :3
- epicsmp thinks that hairless cats are really cute. He loves those bitches.
Especially because they don't trigger his allergy to cats.
Well, most of the time.
Even if he gets an allergic reaction he'll still keep the cat around.
- Mr.cycle meows randomly. Yes. Yes he does. MIAU.
- godcicle is a black cat, the rest are just either golden cats or golden retrievers.
- godcicle likes to chill and sleep, the rest likes to jump on him.
- godcicle is yeah, the wine mom of the group.
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For the dreblr ask game 5, 20, 23, 24?
Hellooo thank you for the ask <3
5. What do you think is the most character-defining c!Dream scene?
I'm going to be more general than a single scene, mostly because my analyst days are long behind me. I'd say c!Dream throughout the daedalus arc.
A little late in the timeline and there are probably way better and obvious choices (maybe the revival book montage) but I'll stick with this one.
I think these scenes are the closest we ever were to a c!Dream pov. My mental recollection of these scenes sometimes has Dream looking at Sam in Minecraft instead of the other way around. They are very private moments between c!Dream and c!Sam without the extreme power imbalance that other scenes with them had.
We got the reveal that c!Dream wanted to sleep in the prison cell even after he escaped. We got c!Dream free but freshly out of hell, hiding things from c!Sam, keeping The Plan and c!Punz safe but letting some things slip, revealing some things because it felt good to make c!Sam see how wrong he was about him.
We saw c!Dream kill c!Sam but ultimately, let him go. We saw c!Dream let c!Sam leave.
20. What are some of your favourite pieces of c!Dream analysis?
Oh my, so many. From the OG analyses from @ruby-whistler, to the amazing meta from @simplepotatofarmer. And of course, some of the awesome posts from the loreheads™.
But I'll link two posts that I think never really got the love/discussion about them/their content that they deserved:
c!punz's motivators by @merrinpippy
how c!dream lies by @rutadales
23. To what extent are you a c!Dream apologist?
If we are talking Seriously™, all the things he did to c!Tommy and others are unforgivable, and the stunt he pulled with the boomers is straight out of a horror movie. Any good intentions he has will always be stained black by his completely fucked up morality.
If we're not talking Seriously™, then he suffered a thousand times more than Jesus. He quite literally never did anything without a logical or justifiable reason, and all the crimes he's accused of are greatly exaggerated for the purpose of dehumanizing him and using him as a scapegoat for everything wrong with the server and all its other members.
I think he should be loved like he deserves by like half of the server At Least, starting with c!Sam in this essay I will-
No because I'm serious, c!Sam is just a mentally ill puppycat (he has ocd) who placed his loyalty on the server when he shouldn't have, and just has to learn he can let himself love c!Dream like he's fighting tooth and nail not to!!!
As you can see canon and arguing about morality doesn't serve me At All and I couldn't care less if my meow meow tortures people and is Extremely Weird About, first of all why do you think they're my meow meow in the first place, second of all it's literally all in Minecraft my meow meows aren't hurting anyone irl Calm Down Everyone Let Me Have My Fun!
24. When/how did you become a c!Dream apologist?
Early 2021. The first big dream smp stream I watched was Doomsday from Techno's pov so I was not that invested in clingy duo's fate during the disk finale, I just wanted to Take It All In and enjoy the spectacle aka Dream's performance. Then, the very first prison visit got me Interested, and the subsequent c!Ranboo lore streams got me Hooked. I was big into endersmile then, but I slowly transitioned to being more focused on the prison arc as a whole as well as the prison trio.
This animation was definitely a turning point to my interest in the character. Made my brain invested in c!Dream's mental state and well-being, which means I would never again be a c!Dream casual and would from that point on be a c!Dream apologist <3
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nerdyenby · 1 year
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Cyan time :D I’m watching Ranboo
Pre-game
They look so silly /pos
“This is the first MCC in like 12 of them that I’ve been wearing pants” are you wearing pants under the dress sir???
That crown is straight up floating, I know it’s on a headband but it is just not touching his head
Y’all did you know that Ranboo has a show???
Is this Ranboo’s first repeat costume? Or have they not done Rosalina before? He said he bought the costume a couple days ago but I swear he’s been Rosalina before
“‘Men used to go to war’ I could go to war in this, it’s called psychological manipulation”
Do amab people get banned for being shirtless on twitch? I know hot tub streams are a thing so idk
Taylor Swift is an ARG, so true
STOP WITH THE RITTIES I CANT
I WILL GO WATCH OLI INSTEAD, DONT MAKE ME
I am so so SO ready for the Oli and Ranboo chemistry
WHO THE FUNK CALLED OLI TOMMY?!!? I WILL FIGHT YOU /j
Oli is an artist, don’t underestimate him
WHAT THE HELL OLI??????
Ran and Oli looking to Callum for igl and Callum just not even trying because he just knows Tommy’s gonna show up five minutes late with Starbucks and team leader energy
Oli is so out of the loop, Eloise just freaking fed him lies, as she should
I see this team placing between 2nd and 6th in every game, they’re so well rounded
Oli trying to get Ranboo to unlock their true potential and Callum’s just “This is gonna be a really special event” 😭
The way I only just remembered Oli’s reputation as cursebreaker and now I’m ready to actually believe in them winning
Ran and Aimsey barking and meowing at each other 😭
Ranboo is dying
“Considering earlier a week ago we were not discord friends, I now see you as a close one” this is everything I hoped for out of this matchup
More than half expecting tommy to be a no show tbh
How are they going to fit a fourth person into this call, it’s already so much energy and we gotta fit Tommy in here
PEER PRESSURE FOR THE WIN!!
Y’all 😭😭😭
I swear very rarely but this stream got me “wtf”-ing all over the place
“Bark at your therapist” will do, Tom o7
Aqua’s skins are so cool!!!
Tommy banned from mcc, real and true
The screen feels so empty without the vtuber
Grid Runners
BEST GAME TIME!!!
Why does everyone except Ranboo have garbage opinions today, grid runners my beloved
Wish it was later tbh but considering how abysmal these comms are about to be this might be for the best
WHY IS RANBOO DOING A BRITISH ACCENT????
THAT DUNK TANK RUN HOLY CRAP!!!
The way everyone but Ran fell 😭😭😭
Grid is not your worst game, y’all have energy and synergy
*Taking notes* 10th is sick and 3rd is hot
OLI WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO SKIP SANDS???
We skip one of the parkour games or tgttosawaf, right? Right????
Top 3 things most wrong with the world according to Tommyinnit: climate change, men, and elevators
Parkour Warrior
The pkw logo 💕💗💕💗💗💕💗💕💗💕
Highkey thought they played this in the event Tommy and Oli won together but that was the other event Oli won, my bad
No one reacting to Ranboo screaming his lungs out is so real
Why is Tommy like this???
CALLUM MVP!!!
THOSE ARE MY BOIS!!!!!!!
Ran and Callum cheering for each other :(((
They got joint 2nd, I love this team so much you guys
Sands of Time
Tommy: “Tell me what to do” Oli: *tells him what to do* Tommy: “No, f*ck off”
This team’s energy oscillates like nothing else, I swear
A different word puzzle, thank god
Mmmm slippy bees
This is such a frantic sot, I think they’re good they just all sound so urgent it’s stressing me out
No one jailed, is that a first???
Ace Race
Ran pulling a Wilbur and tabbing out to adjust music mid ace race
“I’m losing it” sir, you lost it a while ago
Aimsey popping off!!!
Meltdown
“Who’s leading this? “I’m scared to say this, but I think Oli” CALLUM 😭 that is the most backhanded compliment I’ve ever heard, my goodness
I feel like it’s been so long since I’ve watched meltdown
I don’t know how to commentate meltdown, Al there is to say is that that was insane
Callum last man standing real
This bit is killing me
I’m losing it
Battle Box
“I hate battle box” “HEY, IF YOU GO INTO IT WITH A MINDSET OF HATE YOURE JUST GONNA INDERPERFORM, MAN! OK? YOU HAVE TO GO INTO IT WITH A POSITIVE MINDSET OR ELSE I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!” new tiktok audio just dropped, you guys
“Guys I really wanna win 🥺” “Do you? 🤨” the emojis are so necessary, you don’t understand
That round against orange was great
This is not going well lmao
Sky Battle
I believe
Heck yeah
Ran getting three kills!!
I love Ranboo’s skybattles because they never expect anything to go well so when it does he just gets so excited :))
This is exactly how skybattle should look after a round ends, look at that beautiful mess
They’re manifesting that hitw finale so hard, I believe (I also got spoiled but y’know)
Hole in the Wall
I’m just happy to be here, hitw is so fun
Ran top 5, as he should!!
“East, East, f*cking yellow, sorry” “Shut the f*ck up” ah yes, synergy
Everyone yelling at Tommy to shut up when he couldn’t hear them 😂
RAN TOP 5, AS HE SHOULD!!
Oli’s “I’m just- I’m glad you all went with my bit” and Ranboo’s matching the faux emotions: “Of course, man”
“MCC in the 80s was just Scott in his basement playing tetris” there is so much wrong with that statement, including but not limited to A) the 80s were forty years ago, not thirty, B) Scott is neither thirty nor was he alive in the 80s, and C) Tetris was only made in the ‘85 and wasn’t released until ‘87
Dodgebolt
Casually discussing what irl names they think fit Shane better than “Shane” lol
Ayo wait the arena is nonbinary colors :)))
GUMI MY BELOVED <3333
Jimmy!!!! :D
GG, great vibes, great times everyone
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pips-squeak · 2 years
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Fight or Avoid aka Could I Punt Them
cc!edition!!!
(this is all in good humor and fun, none of this is srs)
stolen from that one mcytblr blog and james marriot, I guess
aimsey: ehhh I could beat them probably but I’d avoid. no queer on queer violence
antfrost: I take it back I could punt this mf im a dancer I have strong legs
awesamdude: avoid only bc I have the constant urge to pat him it’s instinct
badboyhalo: uh uh no fucking way I’m avoiding him at all costs this dudes scary. I do curse like a sailor tho so I think I could do some psychic damage
captain puffy: hmmmmmm I think we would be well matched and she’s taller than me so avoid. also I would Much rather have her on my side I feel like she can kick ass
dream: this man hasn’t been outside in like a year I could shove him out the door and he’d disintegrate
eret: nope avoid I think he could shove me and I’d be too in awe to do anything
foolish: have u SEEN this man nope no way I’m not even Trying to fight him
fundy: wellll i think I heard james marriot say he actually goes to the gym so I’d keep my distance
georgenotfound: I could poke this mans side and he’d fucking fold no chance he’s winning
jack manifold: I could take him.
karl jacobs: I wouldn’t want to fight him but I think I could if I had to
nihachu: nope I’m 100% sure she could punt me
philza: wouldn’t want to.. yknow.. hurry up the process
quackity: I think he could intimidate me out of a fight but he does seem very puntable
ranboo: he could absolutely pick me up and throw me (see: the wii stream) but I think if I attacked him from behind I’d have a chance. the taller u are the farther u fall and shit
sapnap: this man can run also he actually works out I’m pretty sure so I’m cautiously avoiding him
technoblade: nah I wouldn’t fight him. also the blood god never dies so I feel like he’d have plot advantage
tommyinnit: I could blow on him and he’d crumble no problem
tubbo: tubbo can be fucking SCARY when he wants to be also has the power of backflips on his side he’s too powerful
wilbur soot: avoid only bc I think he would meow at me to try and win
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asherbeloved · 2 years
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I hate you
BEEDUO!!! Not sad, it's actually kinda funny. No warnings.
I found this hilarious writing it, I hope you do too. :)
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Tubbo and Ranboo were sat in a vc, Ranboo was playing minecraft while streaming... suprise surpise, he was mining. They had general conversations, answering questions, you know, what you'd expect for a beeduo stream.
Then, people asked for a subgoal to be a picture of Ranboo wearing cat ears. Uh oh. Tubbo laughed at the fact Ranboo gave his chat too much power over him when he set the subgoal to cat ears.
"You are too submissive to your chat" Tubbo says in between hiccups.
"What is that supposed to mean!?" Ranboo replies, laughing a little himself.
"You know... yes" Tubbo replies.
Ranboo scoffs, saying to chat to not get the subgoal because he doesn't want his legacy on the Internet to be bombarded with more imagines of him in cat ears.
About 5 minutes went by, not much time of course, when Ranboo here's something that made him panic.
"Fuck dude, I hate PayPal"
"What?? Tubbo? What are you doing" The faceless man replies.
"Uhhh... Nothing"
Then, the enderman alert sounds played.
Tubbo_ gifted 100 gifted subs.
"TUBBO NO, WHAT, PLEASE, THAT IS SO MUCH MONEY" Ranboo yells, in disbelief of what the short person was doing.
Tubbo just laughed.
And then again.
Tubbo_ gifted 100 gifted subs
"Tubbo! Please. I know what you're doing, please"
Tubbo_ gifted 100 gifted subs
Tubbo was laughing so manically, and Ranboo was trying to convince him to stop. Other people were donating and before you know it he hit the sub goal.
"NOOOOO"
"YESSSSS! WE DID IT CHAT"
"You gotta do it now, boss man" Tubbo giggled.
"I do?"
"yes"
"uhhh, fine" Ranboo groaned.
Tubbo could heard shuffling from the other side of the VC. And then;
ranboosaysstuff has made a tweet.
Chat were spamming things like "L" "kekW" and a lot of LMAO's.
Tubbo was starting to wheeze, gasping for air.
Ranboo the sighed.
"I hate you, Tubbo"
"I love you too, my little baby kitten meow meow" Tubbo giggles, teasing him.
"NOOOOOOO"
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lutjansnap · 3 years
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every time someone in mcyttwt calls their streamer their meow meow, I shortly give my respects to the original stan twitter catboy, lil meow meow Min Yoongi.
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doodlebloo · 3 years
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Tubbo’s cooking stream being exactly as chaotic as everyone expected
(TW for dead shrimp!!!)
Tubbo: Please don't kill me, I have a wife and kids! *various noises* - Tubbo: Romeo and Juliet... Which one of you is King Julian. - Tubbo: King Julian, King Julian! ...Mort. Tubbo: I like to move it, move it. - 5up: I want you to- Tubbo: Romeo, Romeo, where are thou, Romeo? 5up: You are definitely splattering watar all over your stovetop. Tubbo: *noises* - Tubbo: It's over, I've got the high ground, Anakin! *growls* - Tubbo: I just like 'em on their own. 5up: Have you ever tr- do you know what salt does? Tubbo: ...Kills slugs. - Tubbo: I know you're all betting against me. 5up: You can do it. Ranboo: Alright, do it, you can... You can do it. C'mon. What- - Tubbo: Did you do medbay!? Did you!? - 5up: Wait, like, legitimately- Tubbo: Just go like... Ranboo: Be careful, be careful, 5up: Stop. Tubbo, stop- Ranboo: Yep, 5up? Tubbo: This is fine! 5up: No- - Tubbo: Was that a little bit- was that a little spontaneous? - 5up: Okay. So here's what I'm gonna do, chat- - Tubbo: Oh, god, I'm gonna- 5up: No card in the camera. Ranboo: Wow! 5up: What? Ranboo: Zoom out, for the love of god! 5up: Zoom- - Tubbo: Oh really? I have no idea if this camera's freaking on nor working. - Tubbo: Our little Meow Meow. Ranboo: I'm gonna kill you. 5up: Stop mixing it right now, just for a second. Tubbo: No, no. 5up: I'm seeing how much olive oil- Tubbo: Wha- no! - 5up: We are making the sauce, because the sauce is gonna take a long time. And while the sauce is being made, I'll watch it carefully as Tubbo starts to roll out the pasta. - Tubbo: You know what? This is more upsetting than being deez nuts'd. Like, I'm just throwing it out there. - Tubbo: Oh, hello. Welcome to the club, where's the garlic? Where- It was literally- it was here, on the- on the surface- 5up: That's what I'm saying. Tubbo: It was in a little white bag. 5up: Wasn't it in a bag, yeah. Ranboo: Sim Ranboo. - Tubbo: *singing* - Tubbo: Wine time! - Tubbo: Let me, let me. 5up: You need to go very slow. Because it's half- it's a third of a cup to a half a cup, and I don't think you know how to eyeball that. Tubbo: I can. 5up: Do you know what a cup is- Tubbo: It's like three glugs. - 5up: What the fuck!? Tubbo: What? What? - 5up: This says "Chicken Broth", okay? Why is it chicken soup!? - Tubbo: Dude, I'm gonna pour some soup in there. Trust me. 5up: No- - 5up: This- this might literally ruin the dish. - Tricia: What did Tubbo add!? 5up: The chicken- Tubbo: Uh, this cube thing. 5up: It's- this it what it is. Tricia: Oh god. Well, uh- - Tubbo: I'm already biased, because I had to murder all these creatures to make this thing. Ranboo: You didn't- you didn't murder any of them. They weren't alive- Tubbo: I indirectly murdered them, like I indirectly assisted in a robbery. Ranboo: ...No, you directly assisted in a r- Tubbo: You- Shut up, dude! Ranboo: Why do you say "indirectly"? Directly. - Tubbo: Oh, no, I'm an idiot! Ranboo: What'd you do. Tubbo: No! I clamped it in front of the fridge, and the dough is in the fridge, and I can't open the fuckin' fridge! - Tubbo: Pasta Man! Ranboo: Why did you... Why. Why did- Tubbo: Do I look stylish? Ranboo: Why did you- Tubbo: Pasta Man! Ranboo: Jesus. - Tubbo: I said some terrible things about you in those Among Us lobbies. Ranboo: What? Tubbo: I take- I take it all- - Tubbo: Both damn sides! 5up: Okay, sir. Ranboo: Oh, jesus! 5up: My sweater! - Tubbo: This pasta's makin' my head sweat. And it's like sticking to me. Ranboo: Take it off, then! Tubbo: No, I will become one with the snap! Ranboo: Oh, god. - Tubbo: Do, do, do, do! Fuck. - Tubbo: Hi Cashapp. Cashapp, would you sponsor me to do a cooking show, 'cause I'd do one of these every week. - Tubbo: Come and play with the Tweenies(?)! I've literally still got pasta round my head. - Ranboo: How are you doing really? Are you okay. 5up: Oh my god, this has been the most stressful pasta experience of my life. Oh my god! Ranboo: It's okay, 5up. 5up: Oh no. Ranboo: Oh, god... He's back. - Tubbo: Barry! No! - Tubbo: I'm the impasta! - Tubbo: So we have things that need to be in the fridge, but can't fit because there's a shelf of Fanta! Ranboo: I think you're just mad you don't have a Fanta shelf. Tubbo: I do, it's in my fucking fridge! Ranboo: No, that's my Fanta shelf. Tubbo: No it's not, I paid for it! Ranboo: I think you're just mad you don't have a Fanta shelf- - Tubbo: I'm crazy, dude.
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soft--dragon · 3 years
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You'll Smile Again
Word Count: 2,699
Warnings: Beginnings of a panic attack, anxiety, and facial dysmorphia mention (stay safe guys <3)
All interactions are platonic, don't you dare start shipping
This is a SFW tickle fic, if you don’t like that then don’t read :)
It was going to be a bad day.
Ranboo knew the second he woke up, it was gonna be bad. His head was swimming and his body felt numb and cold despite the blankets thrown over him. The silence was suffocating, too loud and too quiet at the same time. He curled in on himself, wrapping his arms around his middle tightly. It somewhat helped his building nausea, but it was fruitless in an attempt to recreate the feeling of a comforting hug. One sounded nice round about now.
He dreaded the idea of having to get up and being forced to look at a reflective surface, so he stayed on the couch, curled tight and wishing he could fall back asleep and wake up tomorrow. Sleeping away the day until he felt like he could stand and wouldn't keel over. Unfortunately, his mind was far too aware of the morning light streaming through the windows and the hunger rumbling through his stomach. Ranboo let out a pained sound, squeezing his eyes shut and shoved down the need to cry.
It was fine. It was fine. He...he was fine…he...
He wanted Tubbo.
Ranboo swallowed back a sob and blindly scrabbled at the cushions for his phone. His Luca wallpaper greeted him in a painful sear of light. He squeezed his eyes shut against the brightness and quickly opened his phone with his finger print. His contact list had come up before he realized what he was doing, clicking on Tubbo’s name and soon enough, the dialing sound met his ear. Instead of hearing the ringtone through their shared home like he was used to, it remained horribly quiet.
“Boo?” Tubbo’s voice suddenly came through the speaker. “Hey, I was about to call you actually, I was thinking about the vlog Tommy’s wanting to do and I wanted to get your opinions on some stuff-”
“Tubbo- w-where are you?”
There was a long pause on the other line, Ranboo’s slightly keyed up voice catching the older boy’s attention immediately.
“On my way to Nottingham big man...remember?”
Ranboo’s heart sank and he wanted to kick himself for being such an idiot. Tubbo had warned him last night he was leaving early in the morning, saying he may be gone by the time Ranboo woke up. “O-Oh...right…”
There was a rustling noise, no doubt Tubbo sitting up in his seat. “Are you okay? Do you need me to come back?”
“N-No, no” Ranboo quickly replied, wishing he’d had enough sense to think before calling his best friend, now he was inconveniencing him with his stupid problems. He squeezed his eyes shut and released a breath before attempting to speak again. “I’m okay- and anyway, Tommy’s been planning this meet up for weeks, he’d be gutted if you cancelled, he spent so much time making your schedules line up, and you’re probably already there-”
“Ranboo.”
Tubbo’s firm, unwavering voice made Ranboo’s ramblings catch in his throat, he shut his mouth with a sharp click of his jaw, hand gripping the phone shaking slightly.
“Y-Yeah?” He mumbled.
Tubbo sighed, worried but fond. “You know I’d drop anything to make sure you’re okay, right? And Tommy would understand, he knows about your anxiety and facial dysmorphia.”
The need to cry returned hard and fast, Ranboo just managed to catch himself before releasing a whine. “I’ll be okay Tubbo,” he whispered, “promise, I’m...I just need to…”
He was silent for too long, Tubbo waiting worriedly on the other side. “Boo?”
“Don’t cancel on Tommy, I’ll just take a rest day” Ranboo answered, fighting to keep his voice level. “You don’t need to worry about me.”
“Ran-”
“Toby.”
The use of Tubbo’s real name made the older teen fall silent. Ranboo practically never said it.
“I said I’ll be okay.” Ranboo knew it was ironic to say that while on the verge of breaking down but he couldn’t do this to Tubbo, not today. “Just go enjoy your time with Tommy, alright? I’ll be fine.”
Tubbo was quiet. It made Ranboo’s stomach roll uncomfortably the longer the silence stretched out. Then there was a sigh.
“The second you feel worse, I want you to call me. And I don’t care-” Tubbo cut him off before he could even protest, “-if you’re worried about disrupting me, call me, got it?”
How on earth Tubbo could be a chaotic gremlin to a sincere steady presence on the go was still a mystery to the tall teen. Ranboo let out a long, shuddering sigh as he pressed himself close to the couch.
“Okay” he agreed quietly.
“Okay” Tubbo repeated, quiet and kind. “Do you want me to stay on the call for a bit boss man?”
His thoughts immediately hissed at him, heart clenching at the thought of Tubbo having to listen to his pathetic whining-
“Ranboo.”
Tubbo’s voice cut through the haze of his toxic thoughts like a knife, yanking him back to the present. He had to clear his throat, shaking himself to properly answer. “Y-Yeah?”
“Did you hear me?”
Ranboo hugged his middle tighter with his free arm and hummed non committedly.
Tubbo softened his voice again. “I can stay if you want me to, I’m still half an hour from Nottingham.”
Ranboo squeezed his eyes shut. “Please?”
Tubbo immediately started talking, switching the subject to something more light hearted, a story about the time he hung out with Tommy and Wilbur. It got a few smiles and even a soft laugh out of Ranboo which Tubbo silently counted as a victory. He kept up the stream of chatter, allowing Ranboo to relax further and further into the couch, the tight constrictions in his chest easing up a bit. Tubbo never ran out of stories to tell, keeping his voice quiet but not without the same level of excitement that kept Ranboo immersed. He could almost pretend Tubbo was sitting on the floor beside the couch like he always did when Ranboo was having a bad day, keeping his mind distracted and heart light.
It seemed cruel when Ranboo faintly heard a whistle blow in the background of Tubbo’s end.
“Oh, I’m here” Tubbo’s voice was surprised.
Ranboo’s stomach rolled at his words, brow creasing as he knew that meant Tubbo had to leave. Still, he steeled his voice and tried to sound as calm as possible. “Better go then huh?”
Tubbo made a soft noise. “It’s not too late to cancel you know? I can still come home Boo, I don’t mind.”
Ranboo wanted to say yes, he wanted to say yes but he couldn’t do that. No. He refused to let himself ruin this meet up when Tommy and Tubbo seemed so excited to plan it out. “I’ll be fine.”
Tubbo didn’t sound convinced. “You sure?”
Ranboo huffed an exasperatedly fond laugh. “Yeah, I’ll be good Tubs.”
It was quiet again, dragging out until Tubbo sighed heavily. “Alright, I’ll stop hover parenting, just remember what I said okay?”
“I’ll call you” Ranboo murmured.
“You better” Tubbo growled but it wasn’t mean, instead sounding protective. “I mean it boo.”
Ranboo let a small smile lift his lips. “I know you do, I promise.”
There was more shuffling then Tubbo sighed, grumbling about a bag being too heavy or something. “Okay good, I am gonna be texting you to check in just so you know, and I’ll call later if you feel up to it. Um, I’ll let my parents know it’s a bad day and not bother you unless you text them- wait they’re out, so is Lani and Teagan, okay uh- Rocky is home, you need a hug, get him, he’s good at comforting people-”
Ranboo chuckled despite himself. “What was that about not hover parenting anymore?”
“Oh shut up” Tubbo laughed, only making Ranboo’s grin widen. “I’m just looking out for one of my best mates.”
It was how easily he said it that made Ranboo feel warm from the platonic affection. “I know...thank you.”
There was a fond huff. “Anytime at all Ranboo.”
After another moment of silence, Ranboo sighed with a small smile. “Go, the gremlin child is waiting.”
“Yeah yeah, I know, I’ll talk to you later Boo, try not to let your head mess with you too bad, okay?”
“I can try.”
“Love you.”
Ranboo smiled, his heart warming at the words. “Love you too.”
The call ended, blanketing the warm room in a cold silence again. Ranboo dragged a hand over his face with a deep sigh. Tubbo really was good at making him feel better-
His stomach growled.
Ah right, breakfast was a thing.
Ranboo pointedly ignored looking at anything that could show him his face. Tubbo had managed to yank him out and over the hurdle this morning, so he was determined not to let the boy’s efforts go to waste. He grabbed what he needed from the kitchen before retreating back to the couch and crashing onto the plush surface. He had meant to stay and do work on his new video for YouTube and plan out a new stream idea, but with his current state, he decided to take on that rest day he promised Tubbo. He threw on Luca, finding it was quickly becoming one of his comfort films and chewed slowly on his breakfast, wrapped up in the blanket again and becoming one with the couch. He tried to ignore the quiet loneliness despite the film, he was used to hearing chaotic laughter and batshit ramblings throughout the house. He shoved down the need to call Tubbo, he was fine. He...he didn’t need his friend... not yet at least.
He could handle being alone for a few hours.
Luca and Alberto were testing out their Vespa when an old, grouchy meow came through the house. Ranboo lifted his head from where he was now lying on the couch to see Rocky, Tubbo’s family cat, sauntering over.
“Hey Rocks” Ranboo smiled at the feline.
With a greeting “mrrp”, Rocky leapt gracefully onto the couch, stepping onto his chest and immediately slammed his face directly into Ranboo’s. It startled a laugh from the teen as the cat continued to smudge against him happily, purrs rumbling from his throat. He had avoided touching his face that morning the best he could, the sudden affection towards it was surprising, but not unwelcome.
“Hi buhud” Ranboo tried to lean away but Rocky persisted, clearly attention starved after not seeing anyone for a few hours. His whiskers skimmed across Ranboo’s cheeks softly, making him giggle and try to turn his head away. However, Rocky was determined to give Ranboo affection and instead rubbed under his jaw, his ginger fur dragging under his chin.
“Ohoho noho- Rohocks!” Ranboo squealed, quickly turning his head down to keep his chin pressed to his chest, trying to block the cat from brushing against the area.
Rocky gave a happy meow and pressed his forehead into Ranboo’s own, purring deeply now that he had access to his full face again. Ranboo giggled quietly, basking in the affection.The soft fur and loving touches on his face was comforting in its own way. It also tickled a bit, he didn’t even know his face was ticklish but apparently Rocky seemed determined to show him it was.
“Rohocky h-hahang ohon” Ranboo squeaked as the cat rubbed against his cheek, his whiskers just tracing his ear and nose. He melted further into the couch, the light sensations made him want to squirm but he couldn’t move without jostling Rocky, and the last thing he wanted to do was upset the cat. His hands were confined to the inside of the blanket, making him unable to fend off the ticklish touches even if he wanted to. He simply lay there, shifting his head around a little but enjoying the affection nonetheless. It was a nice change from the cold loneliness that had settled over the room before.
Eventually, Rocky seemed satisfied with his work on Ranboo’s face and brought his head back, not without giving Ranboo’s nose a small lick. It made Ranboo snort, grinning up at the ginger cat that almost looked smug.
“You done?” Ranboo chuckled.
Rocky meowed, probably saying ‘yes’, then moved down Ranboo’s torso, sitting on his stomach. He sniffed the blanket then started pawing at it, rearranging the folds carefully. Unfortunately, with where he was sitting, Rocky was massaging into Ranboo’s stomach and ribs gently.
It caused the teen to melt into the cushions, pressing his cheek into the back of the couch and giggling wildly into the plush material. “Nohoho Rohocks- ehehehehe!”
Rocky dug his claws softly into Ranboo’s side, massaging his sides in a kneading motion. Ranboo squeezed his eyes shut, happy giggles spilling free. Laughing felt so nice after wallowing in misery for the whole day, the tickling soft and while unintentional, was still nice.
Ranboo suddenly squealed, curling in on himself slightly as one of Rocky’s paws lightly brushed over his lower belly. The cat paused, ears flicking as Ranboo broke into a fit of breathy titters. He then purred and focused on his lower belly, taking the laughter for a sound of joy.
Ranboo managed to wrench a hand free of the blankets, pressing it to the back of his mouth to muffle his squeaky giggles. “Rohohockehehey! Ohoho gohohosh- whihihiy?”
The cat only responded with a pleased meow, shifting his paws to the sides of Ranboo’s stomach. Ranboo’s hand suddenly dropped from his pink cheeks to gently cup Rocky’s back in an attempt to bear the sensations. His plan was flawed however, as Rocky turned his head and rubbed his cheek against Ranboo’s thumb, his whiskers dragging over the back of it and making Ranboo squeak in laughter. All the while, still kneading the blanket.
“Noho- cohohome ohohon Rohohocks-” Ranboo whined but his soft laughter was happy and Rocky seemed to understand that as he purred gaily.
Rocky’s paws went to knead at his lower ribs, slow and methodical and keeping Ranboo in a state of giggly hysteria. He squirmed lightly from the sensations, trying not to jostle Rocky too much. He was surprised at his own resolve to stay still, the most extreme reaction so far being lightly kicking his feet when Rocky stayed in a sensitive area for too long. Rocky was almost too good at pulling reactions from him though, listening to when he giggled quietly or loudly, what made him move more and what made him melt. It wasn’t long before Rocky was keeping his pawing at the middle of his stomach, slow and gentle, keeping Ranboo laughing softly, not uncontrollably.
A few minutes of the gentle massaging made Ranboo sleepy and warm, relaxing into the touch and releasing breathy giggles. He still craved a hug, he’d ask Tubbo when he got back, but Rocky’s repetitive, and slightly ticklish touch had soothed him into a blissful peace. It was so much better than the toxic battle in his head that kept him feeling weighed down. Cats were pog, what more needed to be said?
Rocky then slowed to a stop, sniffing at Ranboo’s hoodie for a moment before nuzzling the material adoringly. The feline waddled back up Ranboo’s chest and lay down, tucking his paws underneath his body. He then lowered his head and shoved it underneath Ranboo’s chin, purring happily. Ranboo giggled as the cat’s whiskers brushed across his neck and jaw again, finding himself relaxing into the affectionate touch easily. Tubbo was right, Rocky was good at comforting people. He owed the cat a lot of treats and hours of cuddles.
He gently pressed his chin into Rocky’s head affectionately. “Thanks Rocks” he murmured.
The feline gave a quiet ‘mrrp’, making Ranboo giggle again. He let his eyes slip closed, melting into the couch and sighing in contentment. The audio of Luca, and Rocky’s rhythmic purring made his drowsiness catch up to him, his sleep schedule was gonna be messed up tonight but he couldn’t bring himself to care. He felt lighter than he had that morning, and Rocky was warm and grounding, made him feel loved.
Ranboo fell asleep with a smile on his face.
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streaming-yn · 3 years
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Hellooooo! I know it's been a while since i asked something buuuut since i am literally living of of forgetful y/n ima request something!!
Since we saw how meeting up with the chaos crew would go i wants to know how y/n would be with Phil and actually meeting up with mr. Minecraft because i need a little bit of dadza in my life rn.
Thank you! 👑 Anon
absolutely! here is some forgetful!y/n n philza content 🤲
Part 1 // part 2 // part 3 // part 4 // part 5 // part 6 // part 7 // part 8
everything the same as past parts! also in case it isn't obvious, y/n is a minor, this is a platonic piece! he's like a dad figure :)
Also sorry it's a bit short this is all I could think of :')
let's state the obvious; old jokes (even though you know he's not that old, just to annoy him)
THE FANS FIND IT FUNNY BC YOURE SO GOOD AT SMOOTHLY SNEAKING THEM INTO CONVERSATIONS??
you remember stuff by having things from that time! you won't remember much or in detail, but you'll remember vague snippets n the feelings! you're pretty open about this – proud of the fact that you found something you can do to remember at least a little bit – so Philza makes sure to get you something, maybe a few things!
he doesn't make it a big deal either, just kinda hands it to you and says it's yours! you, wanting to remember the day(s), kept the object with you the whole time, ensuring the memory stuck with it :)
when you got back home you put it on your shelf for all the important memory things! :D for the smaller memory things (both literally and in significance) you have two small boxes, one already being full, save for a few areas for only tiny things
you were gonna do the run jump thing you did with bench trio but you didn't wanna break his fragile old man bones </3 /j /lh
you'd probably do more out-of-the-house things with Phil than you did with BenchTrio
If you forget where you are with Phil, you don't even need to say anything, he'll notice your shift in behavior from running around and being loud to sticking close and talking less and immediately know, he heard you and ranboo talk about your meetup with him and you forgetting where you were was one of the stories
Phil will immediately get off course from where you were going and take you to an area with less people to try and calm you down without the loud noises of people talking and without people looking at you weird
he's not great with initiating physical touch, but if it helps you not freak out you can grab his shirt/sleeve/hand if you need! eventually he'll get the hint that touch helps calm you down and just automatically put his hand on your shoulder when you start to freak out because you forgot your surroundings
if that happens he's absolutely asking you if you'd like to go back home/wherever you're staying!! also asks you what can calm you down during those times before they even happen :)
*you freaking out bc you forgot your surroundings, holding onto the back of Phil's shirt as he leads you to a quieter area*
fan: hey can I get a pic ?
you: ( ? ´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥n°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥)
Phil: oh uh, not right now we're in a bit of a hurry ! ;
You saw that fan on twt later and it was kinda funny bc they were like "GUYS I THINK I MESSED UP I DIDNT NOTICE S/N WAS IN A PANIC AND ASKED FOR A PIC AND PHIL TOLD ME THEY WERE BUSY 😭😭"
Even funnier that you replied "hey hey no issue! Thank you for understanding, and sorry you didn't get a pic here's one for you :)" and attached a pic of yourself you took (with the face covering ofc, you're still faceless after all)
Phil wouldn't talk about it, maybe off hand "oh, yeah I remember that" comment if another person mentions it, if you mention it he'll ask if it's happened anymore since you got back and if you're ok
Talking through donations with Wilbur and occasionally the others on Phil's streams !! It's fun !!!!
One time you and Wilbur were just doing "meow" over and over again and Phil got annoyed and turned off donations for a bit :')
SPEAKING OF U N WIL I FEEL LIKE FANS WOULD MAKE A WHOLE NEW FAM DYNAMIC FOR YOU + SLEEPY BOYS CALLED LAVANDER CREW BC LAVANDER HELPS CALM PPL DOWN BUT ISNT NESSICARILLY SLEEPY
Bro someone made a comic series of the group and it's called Lavander Lounge!!! U stayed updated and the artist was just like o..omg o.oh ww..w.hat.what
Taglist; @cvsmixplant @l0ver0fj0y @youngstarfishdinosaur @icarusthefoolish @ophelia-enthusiast @decay-as-a-life-form @xxtwizztedxx @akio-akina-writes @qrimbarkk @milkydisaster @xx-smiley-xx
Note: if your name is purple that means I couldn't tag you
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thebeeduo · 3 years
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Highlights from Tubbo's alt stream :D
Summary of the video:
Sings "Life By the Sea", "One", "She's So Lovely", "Your New Boyfriend" and "Prom Dress";
Shows ideas for his new song;
Talks about his projects and says that he's going to travel for his documentary;
Explains why he's wearing Ranboo's t-shirt;
Rocky (Tubbo's cat) appears several times and meows at Tubbo;
Tells some jokes and flips chat off on a few occasions.
(Had to upload on YouTube because Tumblr just won't let me upload long videos..)
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lostinmcyt · 3 years
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fun fact you can be manipulative and not like, cartoonishly evil
like saying that c!Wilbur is manipulating c!Ranboo doesn't mean we're saying 'c!Wilbur is an evil dude who doesn't have his reasons and explanations for why he acts like this that make him sympathetic and human'
like trust me I'm not here to attack your meow meow I'm just saying c!Ranboo left this stream acting completely different than when he entered it and maybe there's a reason for that. maybe there's a reason for c!Wilbur getting c!Ranboo to blow that tnt and leaving a sign to make sure that everyone will know it. that's all.
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mental-notes · 3 years
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Twitch clips from dsmp streamers (and possibly others)
hewwo! this is more for me, but this is where I save clips from streams since I have no idea how to look at them again on twitch or know how to save my computer from downloading all the clips
I'll "update" this post whenever I clip a stream, I'll have it linked on my pined post <( ̄ω ̄)>
hope you enjoy them!
Fundy
16/06/21
Proud papa Fundy with Yogurt
Fundy's shift dance (?)
Foolish is king sh*t
Piano break
Unexpected visit
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Captain Puffy
07/09/21
Puffy's bb voice :,3
12/06/21
"He didn´t k+ll me" (lore school)
Tubbo's turtle hat (lore school)
PUT ALL THE UWUS IN TEH BAG (again lore school)
26/06/21
CRABRAVE
baby llama, baby puffy voice :3
sneaky...
01/07/21
Puffy as a dog ft. Minx
06/07/21
bababooey
mmmñña
07/06/21
the cat a s c e n d e d
endind stream
10/07/21
sneeze on the enemy
FIIIIIGTH
14/07/21
puffys baby voice :3
puffy and bbhs mom???
15/07/21
SOMEONE GIVE THIS WOMAN POTATOES
poifect benson
SHE CAN DO IT
when in dout choose c
special benson
17/07/21
captain puffy? nah
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Ranboo
09/06/21
Grass
18/06/21
TO THE STRIP CLUBL HOLE
*Ranboo sound n.48672*
19/06/21
Pick-a-boo
20/06/21
...sus
24/06/21
mine
little meow meow (volume warning at the end)
26/06/21
THE REUNION WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
08/07/21
he's there
11/07/21
cat?
18/07/21
lag? no worries
you look like an upside down cake
a yes, roommates
whats that noise? (warning: loud)
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Quackity
28/05/21
tfw Quackity
29/05/21
BBH discovers Quackity is a vampire (context: that one foto that everyone thought it was Quackity but is was from someone else on a vampire dating site)
09/06/21
"You mixed up the fucking BONES"
21/06/21
stream sniped in Toontown lol
power hungy character
the silence after he read the dono flkereogbfnkv
f e e t
john smith OUR beloved
john smith POR SIEMPRE
17/07/21
a meow meow recognizing another meow meow
he crouch
b*ch cant read
skeppy frm pinguins of madagascar
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Slimecicle
19/06/21
friendship
cookies fom God
the meaning of life (a mood)
s i l v e r f i s h oh fuk
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Skeppy
20/06/21
Bad hates Skeppy (volume warning at the end)
14/07/21
just two heads
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Tommyinnit
22/06/21
"This is why you don't become a communist"
06/07/21
dont mess with the store's cashier
THE THIRD GUN?!?!
it saves the day
08/07/21
this is what you hear at the gates of hell
oh Dreeeeammm~°+*
enis
mans got banned by girlbosses
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Philza
22/06/21
DADS ON IT'S WAY
Operation: axolotl
"I hear a baby (zombie) im leaving" (bonus monkey ranboo)
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Badboyhalo
24/06/21
HES CRACKED AT THE CRAFT
YOOOOOO
bbh getting heads...?
head?
14/07/21
they spinin
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Georgenotfound
25/06/21
oh George~
whatchusay?
17/07/21
the awakening
a rose for a rose thats what i always say alsohisfaceissocute
WHAT IS THIS I SEE...LORE???
rip george lore
primos
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Tubbo
27/06/21
heS STUCK
11/07/21
riddle me this
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Sneegsnag
27/06/21
dont mind him, just cleaning his webcam
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
hannahxxrose
SPEEDBRIDGE WITH EYES CLOSED
look at this dude... GG
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
velvetiscake
03/07/21
love on top right?
VELVETSAYWHAT (a bit loud in velvets part)
idk ant and velvet tings
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
foolish__gamers
06/07/21
foolish the beloved
10/07/21
why the long face huehuehue
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Technoblade
08/07/21
MANS OUT OF THE PRISON
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Sapnap
08/07/21
no little pp *mans dies*
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
michael mcchill
10/07/21
your honor, he was being a silly little goose
he was a silly goose ft windes laugh
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
cuptoast
15/07/21
huehuehuehuehuehue
birb
!! ━―━―━(・ω・)━―━―━― !!
Snifferish
18/07/21
smooth dono ft. cat
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yadernbyy · 3 years
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tuning into the ranboo stream and everyone’s calling him a catboy and meow meow and tubbo says something along the lines of “stop lying you know you like it”
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Yeah no i don't know why I am surprised i literally just heard tubbo say he is pregnant and call ranboo a baby meow meow on ranboo's stream wich at this point is pretty standard
the common denominator is that tubbo is insane MY STREAMER!
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