#this is unhinged

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Hey, Black people... just stay out of Utah altogether.

#talkin #tik tok #byu #brigham young university #white people #mormons #this is unhinged

[lyralee333]

Uncle Rick really missed an opportunity to create the greatest enemies to lover's story of all time. All he had to do was age up Percy and the internet would have SPAWNED thousands of Luke x Percy fics and TickTok edits in SECONDS.

#fanfiction #percy jackson #annabeth chase #ao3 fanfic #fanfic rec #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #archive of our own #leah is our annabeth #leah sava jeffries #walker scobell #charles beckendorf #charlie bushnell #luke castellan #luke castellan x percy #this is unhinged #im sorry #the more i think about it the greater and also more terrible it gets #missed opportunity #artists on tumblr #artwork #art #my art #digital art #illustration #art tag #drawing #nail art #artist on tumblr #percy and annabeth

[almond-tofuuu]

ahhsksndjsoa I wanna hear ur thoughts on the Medical Rescue card. don't hold back 😂

Oh I have SO MANY THOUGHTS about this!

First if all, if Zayne puts himself in danger ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME I'm going to strangle him (affectionately)

Like sir, pls stop risking your life like this!

Secondly, OMFG I want to do unspeakable things to that man!!!!

The way we not only sat in his lap AGAIN 😫 but he PULLED US IN TO SIT ON HIM!!! god I just know he would let us ride him, like he's practically begging for it atp

(just imagine riding him, his hands on your waist guiding your hips to grind down on his cock 😫 and when you're legs get tired he has enough strength to just take over, using his strong arms to bounce you up and down on his cock 🤤)

Also have you seen how broad he is! 😫 His chest looks so good I just wanna *chomp* take a bite of those titties

And his shoulders UGHHH you just know they would be the perfect place to rest your legs 😉 or grab onto while he roughly pounds into you- 😫😫😫😫😫

And his arm has a visible vein running along it!!!!! (Yes I find that hot, I know I'm a whore)

Also, that back!!!!! I don't know what it is about a toned back on a man that I find so attractive but GODDAMN 🥵🥵🥵 I swear every inch of this man is sculpted by the gods

And speaking of every inch, how many times is he gonna invite us to examine every inch of him?!?!!?

Like sir, I can't tell who's more desperate for it atp, me or him 😂

And then he basically promised to GIVE HIMSELF TO US I- *dies* 💀💀💀💀

I have simped for many fictional men but this man THIS MAN is the only one to make me this feral!!!!

All I can say is he clearly wants us just as much as we want him and I'm willing to get a medical license myself if it means I get to examine every inch of him (if yk what I mean 😏😏😏)

#love and deepspace #zayne #zayne love and deepspace #this is unhinged #this man istg #i want to ride him #i wanna sit on his lap #no i will not stop #absolutely feral

[drinkingcoffee-inthedark]

disobeying orders

❗️🔞⚠️ smut, minors dni ⚠️ 🔞❗️

azriel x reader

word count: 1029

okay but imagine being one of az’s spies and going against his orders and putting yourself in danger. he’d be so mad. and once he made sure you were okay, he’d have to punish you for disobeying him.

he’d take you back to the camp you two had set up in the forest and bring you into his tent. he would get you on the ground and straddle your hips.

azriel would pin both of your hands above your head with one of his, and he’d wrap his other hand around your throat with just enough pressure to make you wet.

“don’t you dare go against my orders again,” he’d growl in your ear. the sensation would send a shiver up your spine. “do you understand me?” his hazel eyes would be filled with a mix of rage and lust.

“y-yes, sir,” you’d say, looking into his eyes. he’d dig his hips into yours roughly, making you yelp.

“good girl. remember who’s in charge here.” he would smirk as you tried to buck your hips up into his, needing the him to ease the pressure between your legs.

“you’re so desperate for me, aren’t you? did you pull that stunt just so i’d punish you?” you’d shake your head. you didn’t mean to go against him. you just wanted to do what you thought was best. the punishment was just an added bonus.

he’d just chuckle darkly, clearly not believing you. he would release his grip on your throat and wrists and make quick work of removing your leathers, then his own. leaving you under him in just your bra and panties, and him in just his boxers.

azriel would kiss your neck, then nip at it, leaving little marks all over. you would groan at the particularly rough bites, squirming under him for some relief from the heat pooling in your core. you would feel his own arousal pressing against your body, making you moan softly. he would make his way down your chest before finally removing your bra.

he would need to take a minute to stop and let his eyes roam you body. “so beautiful,” he’d breathe softly before kissing your breasts. his skillful mouth would work over your nipples, sucking and biting softly just the way you like. you would moan loudly, causing him to put one of his large, scarred hands over your mouth.

“do you want everyone to hear what a little slut you are for me?” he’s hiss. cassian and rhys had their separate tents around your own.

you would look at him wide eyed and shake your head. you had a reputation to uphold and you didn’t want anyone to see what a writhing mess you became at the shadowsinger’s touch.

azriel would smirk at you before making his way down your body and ripping your panties off. he wouldn’t even give you the chance to react before kissing your clit softly, making you arch your back desperately needing more contact. az would hold your hips down and completely devour you.

the spymaster would have to cloud you both with his shadows to muffle the sounds, knowing that the threat of people hearing you couldn’t stop the noises falling from your lips.

he’d add one finger, then two, then three inside you while his mouth went to work on your clit. he’d smirk against your sensitive skin as you clamped your thighs around his head and ground your hips down, fucking yourself on his fingers. azriel would curl his fingers just right and it would have you reeling. he wouldn’t let up until you came hard, chanting his name like a prayer.

he was so good with his mouth and his hands, but you would need more. need him inside you.

“please” you’d beg, “i need you to fuck me.”

the shadowsinger would look up at you with glazed, hungry eyes, his mouth still wet with your release. “get on your hands and knees. i’m going to fuck you like the slut you are. i’m going to give you just what you deserve.” and you’d scramble to climb on your hands and knees like he said. you would open your legs and offer yourself to him. and he’d take it.

he’d enter you slowly- he’s big. he doesn’t want to really hurt you. you would would cry out with him completely inside you, stretching and filling you to the brim. teetering the line between pain and pleasure. “az,” you’d moan his name softly, “please move, i need it.” you would tell him when you were adjusted to his size. that would be all the encouragement he would need.

he would fuck you rough and hard, the force making you brace yourself with your hands and grit your teeth. his thrusts would be fast and brutal making you moan his name loudly.

azriel would grab your hair and pull your head back towards him so he could growl in your ear, “you take it so well, pretty baby. you look so good when i’m inside you.”

you’d cry out and slam your hips back against him, nearly sobbing at the sensations, “you fuck me so good, az! so good, so fucking good!”

he would snake his hand around you and rub your clit and you would come completely undone. you’d come hard, screaming his name. hearing his name from your lips as your pussy clenched around him would send him over the edge. he’d grit his teeth and come with a growl, filling you up. the spymaster would let you catch your breath before pulling out of you, making you groan softly.

azriel would clean you up, then help you into his cot, where he’d lay down at your side. he would pull you into his arms and wrap his wings around both of you.

“i’m sorry,” you’d whisper into the darkness, “i shouldn’t have gone against your orders. he’d look at you with his hazel eyes going soft, looking at you with such adoration. so much love.

“don’t do it again. please. i can’t lose you.”

you’d nod and he’d press a soft kiss to your forehead, pulling him even closer.

#well that was something #daddy az has me feeling FERAL #smut #azriel acotar #azriel #azriel spymaster #azriel shadowsinger #ACOTAR #azriel x reader #acotar x you #azriel smut #azriel x reader smut #azriel x female!reader #🥵 #this is unhinged #sorry #not sorry

[shu-box-puns]

Right so hear me out, we're in the Hallelujah Mountain base and Quaritch has decided he needs to inspect the compound for security reasons. So basically, Military!Reader has to tidy up QUICKLY, and hide their cat which they SOMEHOW, illegally, smuggled onto Pandora (don't ask, I haven't worked out how yet) and they're really stressed about hiding it before Quaritch turns up. Discovery will result in Military!Reader having to return to Hell's Gate and face rotating home, or Quaritch shoving the cat outside to teach them a lesson.

Logically, the only thing to do is get everyone else in the compound involved. I mean, Grace and the Colonel are natural enemies, so it would be laughably easy to convince her to get on board. So within hours, Grace has roped in the others, and there's a plan for Jake to get rid of the cat hair whilst Norm puts the cat in an exopack and sneaks it out back when Quaritch enters to carry out his inspection. Meanwhile, Trudy is on standby to stuff the cat in the helicopter as a very last resort, whilst Graced nags the man's ear off to distract him.

In exchange, Military!Reader just have to act as security for that day's forest mission since Trudy's sick. It's a win win :D

ANYWAY, to cut a long - and excellently thought out - story short, come morning, Military!Reader now has a much bigger cat to hide.

(Tsu'tey followed them home because they've been growing closer and he's assured all of them he'd be long gone before the helicopter arrives. In simple terms, he is in no way a morning person, and is too big to move. Very quickly, it becomes the whole compound's problem.)

Cut a tense but funny sequence of three fully grown adults (Norm, Trudy, Jake) trying to sneak out a groggy Tsu'tey as well as the cat, whilst Military!Reader fails to keep a poker face, and Grace wonders how the hell she ended up in this situation.

And yes, Tsu'tey and the cat become best friends.

#Tsu'tey #I'm sorry but the cat characteristics I could bring up #The way I could just spend X amount of words comparing Tsu'tey to a cat #this is unhinged #It's giving sneaking out your date before Mum finds you #you know that trope where the love interest sneaks in through a window to spend the night? #Well this is the aftermath #with the added stress of a cat #tsu'tey x reader #I don't know if this makes sense #If I write this out in full this reader is going to be chaotic as fuck #avatar

[kay-elle-cee]

FMK

Will

James

Harry

First of all, who ARE YOU and why would you DO THIS TO ME? I need you to know the existential crisis you’ve thrown me into by having to choose between men who would unthinkingly lay down their lives for their women. I’m making myself SICK.

Marry Will, fuck James, kill Harry.

(I almost willingly misinterpreted the James as James Norrington but I’ll play by your rules, Anon)

Not marrying James is probably a bold statement for a primarily Jily blog but I stand by it. I am a 90s girl and the effect Will Turner had on me can not go understated.

#asked and answered #answers anonymous #this is unhinged

[musicalchaos07]

It's just like Nancy and Jonathan cut into their left hands and that's typically the hand you wear a wedding ring on. And how that seals the vow that they make like the "I want to finish what we started". Like their actions come from a place of we, us, our. Very "If you jump I jump". They're in this, whatever this is, together.

But then for Nancy to ask if Jonathan still has his?? If his promise is still there. Still intact. And it is just the same. They're still joined together by matching scars that line up almost perfectly. But there's a resentment because wasn't this meant to be a promise of together? But they ARE together at the end of the world. But it's so much more complicated than just killing a monster. It's the want from both of them for the other to stay.

AND THEN to have Jonathan run his hand over it as he has to leave her. Like he's checking that after everything they're still in this together??? And to have Nancy confirm that of course they are and time doesn't matter??? And they're back in the Byers house, where they first made the pact and it's similar but it's different and this time they seal it with a kiss instead of a mutual injury?????

THAT'S SOULMATISM, BABY

#fucking cinema #only for them to fuck it up in s4 #this is unhinged #but they have made me this way #i am fucking crazy but i am free #stranger things #jancy #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #jancy endgame #jonathan x nancy #nancy x jonathan

[sisterruthisconcerned]

I NEED Terzo dressed like this.

Terzo is literally coded to him. Plus cigars are HOT AND I WANT TO LIGHT IT FOR HIM WHILE SITTING ON THOSE NICE PANTS!(and then ruining them)

That’s it that’s the post thanks for coming, tootles

#this is unhinged #i’m so sorry #but it’s true #I NEED THIS #terzo #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus iv #the band ghost #ghost #nameless ghouls #namelessghoulettes

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

the cash: rossi

the rubberband: spencer

the match: elle

the fuse: tara

painter baby: penelope

muse: derek

reporter: jj

news: will

cigarette: hotch

smoker: emily

joker: luke

talk: gideon

walk: tara

#this is unhinged #criminal minds #criminal minds gone wrong #incorrect criminal minds quotes #bau #no theyre not ships x

[pockysquirrel]

Watched the Blazar premiere and I am seized by the irrational urge to resize him and put him in a room with Kamen Rider Amazon just to see what would happen.

Amazon: KIIIIIIII

Blazar: BLARGH

*wrassling ensues*

#20 minutes later they're nuzzling each other and amazon has taught blazar to do the friendship sign #this is unhinged #ultraman #ultraman blazar #kamen rider amazon

[blightstaff-beetles]

Oh my god oh my god orym giving a nod to laudna oh MYGODDDDDDD

#critical role #critrole c3 #cr spoilers #cr c3e63 #this IS UNHINGED #cr liveblog

[sweetsinbaby-art]

This was supposed to be a simple meme but I was possessed by the brainworms and made it a whole-ass painting

#trigun #trigun stampede #meme art #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #millions knives #this is unhinged #but im not sorry #my art #artists on tumblr #fanart #i surprisingly really like drawing vash's arm considering i dont like drawing armor

[andypantsx3]

established relationship au where izuku accidentally walks in on you being fresh in the discord vc with the girlies

someone sends an all might reaction gif and you’re laughing like, “god please i want silver age all might to detroit smash me through the sheets”

and all you hear is the most PANICKED squawking noise from behind you, the whip of air and a flicker of green lightning as izuku full-cowling bolts

because it’s ALL MIGHT.  that’s his IDOL!! that’s his MENTOR!! 

and worse, because he too is capable of detroit smash....

#this is unhinged #i am sorry #andie's ideas #character: midoriya izuku

[katiefratie]

BRENNAN SCREAM CRAWLING UP THE TABLE TO SCARE WANESSA SCREAM

#dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers #acofaf #acofaf spoilers #this is the funniest thing that brennans ever done #this is unhinged

[fdelopera]

David Pepose is a petty dude who argues with systems on Twitter. that’s the post. yes, i will be elaborating soon.

#not tagging this #he's been searching for himself on twitter - and i believe tumblr #i believe that he's been going through tumblr and that he's found our valid criticism of his writing on this blog #and for that he went and blocked us on *twitter* #we questioned his ability to write about a system #he ignores moon knight's plurality and instead writes about marc having 'questionable mental health' #and that's just been confirmed in his mk issue that just dropped #plus he's just been arguing with a system on twitter and putting them on blast #this is unhinged #sir you need to do better

[hookechoes]

i am being completely literal when i say that when i read this bit, i sat up straight and looked blindly into the middle distance with my jaw hanging open in complete shock.

jude’s doctor. his doctor. the doctor of jude, the man who has cut himself so severely and for so long that his arms are entirely scar tissue. the doctor of jude, the man who tried very very hard to kill himself, whose suicide cuts were the most decisive and unhesitating that the surgeon had ever seen. the doctor of jude, the man who gave himself a third degree burn on purpose. that doctor: he does not believe that jude is mentally ill.

#ALL lb #book tag #self harm cw #suicide cw #I don’t even have a clue what to say here #this is unhinged