There is no union,
he wants to just get what he cant have.
There is a spell.
A love spell.
A lust spell.
He doesn’t love her,
he just needs someone to fill a void.
She falls for it each time though,
because she also has a void to fill.
finally, i’m done work. now i can get extremely high and watch cartoons
i follow you now and are you speaking with my lawyers because we will see you in court
Zeus: I would fuck a nun
Dionysus: Listen here you lil gay shit
Ares: If ___ happens I will commit genocide
Aphrodite: I just wanna SMOOCH
Dionysus: *drunk texting* spellning we don’t know herw
Hera: bitch it’s almost 3 in the morning, stop listening to mother mother and go to sleep
Eros: bruh i’m tryna fall in love when my own dad doesn’t love me
Athena, to Ares: bitch i’m starting to freak out with how much we share the same brain cell
Hermes: god be testing me too much STOP PLAYING
Artemis: mmmmm monkey
Zeus: ah yes make me horny in the morning
Athena: bruh if i get bad grades i’ll jump dick first into an ocean with sharks
Ares: ait do u want me to punch u
one day im gonna be famous and make an offhand comment saying that i have a tumblr and watch my fanbase go apeshit
HEY YOU. COME CLOSER. /p
I found this challenge in tiktok. This picture belongs to BamSara in Tumblr!!!
/When Dartz and Doom just get so fed up of fighting one another, they go to the beach and get absolutely smashed on Atlantean Ale. So much that they are flopping on one another and cuddling. Because.. There’s only so much fighting one can handle and it only gets them so far.
Me talking to my therapist: So yeah I woke and found out i was not in fact a bee hunter but i was living in my childhood house which was sentient and making me think i was
My therapist: and how did that make you feel
Me: Mary I don’t feel emotions
My therapist: *pulls out the jolly rancher bag*
Me:*squeals of indescribable joy* gimmegimmegimmegimme (づ￣ 3￣)づ
Three days till their two month anniversary guys
look, if i can’t have a big vintage mansion where i live with two vampires and also have a sword fight, then what’s the point?
Just so you know… if you post Sherlock or Johnlock, I will follow. Period.
Join me for a thought.
Bokuto as Finn the human. Kuroo as Jake the dog.
not pictured is me screaming
“Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts” mission from Dragon Age Inquisition is what my fucking dreams are made of