#this isn't like

[tumblezwei]

I make a few posts about a 15 minute animatic and it gets me more interaction that anything I've posted in an actual year

Hey guys, glad you're all still in this boat with me

#this isn't like #a salt post or anything even close #it makes me feel warm actually #that we're all still here #rambling

[spacedustmantis]

had a fantastic evening (<- irony) so i calmed myself down by figuring out my vision for the protocule

#wow alice who let you have four partners and an ex who's now your best friend #this isn't like #high effort or anything #i'm too tired for effort #tmagp #samama khalid #alice dyer #colin becher #celia ripley #gwendolyn bouchard #lena kelley #buggy thoughts #silver screen

[randomperson339]

Random scene

Xernalia (Biologist Alien): How can the human body be so inefficient. I mean, your organs aren't even completely comprised of cells! Sometimes there's just randomly a bunch of stuff in place of them!

Thomas (not biologist himself, but very nerdy human): are you talking about the fibrine stuff?

Xernalia: Yeah! I don't understand why they're even there! When I run em' through, they don't form, like at all! There wasn't a little bit of them!

Thomas: Xernalia, that's where I've healed from unnoticeable diseases. How did you even discover them?

Xernalia: Well, first off there was a big one right at {{eldretch word}}. But honestly, why hasn't your body properly healed from that??? It really should've by now.

Thomas: Well... from my understand the human body doesn't heal from those kinds of wounds.

Xernalia: Why doesn't it? It reduces the efficiency. Slightly, yes but those are like. The main things you don't want to reduce the efficiency of. You have them for your muscles, why not the most important parts of the body???

Thomas: I honestly could not tell you.

Xernalia(under her breath): I swear the human body is impossible.

Thomas: And you're the one that decided to make it ungodly sexy!

Xernalia: And I will forever regret and enjoy that decision.

#human are space orcs #xernaliaposting #humans are confusing #humans are space oddities #alien #aliens #science #science fiction #scifi #writing #short story #short fiction #this isn't like #going to make it into #insects gods and mortals #it's jsut a fun fic things I made

[fagraymond]

TITLE : I love you, Derek Morgan. (NSFW)

PLOT : Morgan has never thought about being loved this way, always used to being the giver, but his preference against being the receiver changes when the good doctor of his dreams makes love to him the exact way he had always fantasized, but way softer.

WARNING(s) : not quite sex but they're having a good sexy time if that's what you're asking for, and masturbation <- it's VERY much hinted at that, and for those with HUGE sub reid fixiations, we have a dom reid in your vicinity as we speak, sorry i jusg want morgan loved, and a sub morgan for my babes out there that just want him to be cared for, this is just full out love by the way, feelings and stuff, no actual described fuck fest cause I'm a coward

EXTRA : this is apart of a fic. series? yeah that's what it's called, that i'm doing and wow. i can't believe this is where my life has ended up. It's called courier and i haven't. even written it yet. i wrote the SEX first before the actual damn SERIES.

Morgan felt the wind get punched out of his chest — his head in the clouds as he was finally getting what he wanted; He had the man to himself, and he was being kissed by him. 

In his office, the two of them, Alone, and it was better than he thought it would be.

Body pressed against each other in ways that felt so right, the same position he’s dreamed about every following day ever since the casino. The same day he traveled back to New England, with only the image of his flushed face and working himself open in his mind.

Moments squished into his schedule when he was supposed to be sleeping, spent under the covers of expensive bed sheets and the cold against his skin.

But at the time he was by himself, not with the young doctor like he was now, and whenever that clarity reaches him, after spending hours thinking about the sounds he could make the other make – He's hit with waves of shame, yet freedom, and love that made him feel drunk and yearning to see the man again someday.

Vague yet somehow detailed ideas of what he could do that made his mind blank and his mouth reduced to babbling only two words as if it was his lifeline; More and Please.

Back then – it was impossible to think that Spencer had any sexual experience, even with how enticing he moved when he walked around crowds, how the careful touches that made Morgan ache was as suggestive as they could ever be when the other ushered him to the side; far away from the views of cameras that always followed.

So it always lead to him creating scenarios where he was the one leaving trails of kisses on his skin, that he was the one that would finish them off —- both of their dicks in hand, covered in cum that they were building up for hours at a time.

That Spencer would be the one to connect both of their hips, tracing his fingernails on Morgan's shoulders as he whispered sweet nothings and promises of more.

Frenzied breaths, hands that searched for something to grip on. That he would be the one to see the other unfold into a mess of his creation, nose nuzzling into his neck softly.

Yet as Morgan stood there, Spencer touching him in angles that made his vision blurry; the billionaire sat there at the edge of the sturdy desk in his office, a golden plaque with 'Dr. Spencer W. Reid' on it being pushed to the side by his hips whenever he rolled his crotch against Morgan's waist —-

Holding his face, cradling it, tracing his fingertips from Morgan's forehead to his chin, He felt lovable. Wanted.

“You’re, So, Cute,” Spencer whispered against his mouth, emphasizing each word with a kiss. Each kiss was as passionate as the other one before. a compassionate smile against a dazed one before sealing their mouths together again, and again, and again.

The kindness that the man showed every day bled into his sexual instincts as his fingers roamed his chest gently, the both of them still clothed but they weren't in a hurry — they had an entire week, they could wait.

And Spencer was focused on the intimacy they were sharing, and Derek was focused on Spencer.

He was the one in control and not him as he was so used to. The praises he used for so many now were echoed back to him – whenever he responded physically to the words, he would receive light kisses against his skin, telling him how good he was being. 

For him and the both of them, for allowing him to be able to see him unfold like this. Sweet and compliant, and wanting to be tasted.

It was obvious how wrong he was that the doctor didn't have any experience, and something in him was happy that he was wrong, enjoying the way his fingers caressed against his skin like he was the most delicate thing in the world.

And he knew that in some way of his own; Spencer saw Morgan and did see him as the most precious thing.

Not in a condescending way, but out of love - wanting nothing more but to feel him wither against him as he made him feel impossible bliss, rather than the other way around.

Spencer inched closer towards him, his hands going south. "I love you, Derek Morgan." He stated it as a fact like it was a well-researched scientific topic that had been confirmed over and over to be true. "I love you." and Morgan dived deeper into his drunken state, at the feeling of Spencer's labored breathing on his chin.

"I love you too."

And the night was spent with more words of romance and sex traded between them. Looks paired with smiles, and clattering belts on the floor mid-session, Spencer going lower and lower and lower until his knees hit the floor.

If any of Spencer's employees were to have heard their love.

Then they were wise enough to not mention it the next day, even when their boss came out with his dress shirt unbuttoned; tie untied and a post-coital smile never leaving.

With a Derek Morgan trailing behind him, a smile of his own that matched.

further proof of their love.

#moreid #morgan x reid #moreid smut #yeah #what do i tag this #morgan x reid smut #vigarous love making??????????????? #spencer reid smut #derek morgan smut #<- hey sorry if these get in the main tags btw #criminal minds smut #spencer reid fanfiction #derek morgan fanfiction #this isn't like #something that im completely proud of? i could do way better #but it's just a blurb so i guess it's okay :)

[whiteeevee996]

I'm replaying Deltatraveler and god I can't believe it didn't hit me before how tonally dissonant things are in section 3. Even in the obliteration route where things are generally more serious, there's still gags and moments where Susie and Noelle are weirdly okay with their surroundings.

I also just...don't agree with a lot of the characterization of Noelle and Susie on the obliteration route. I think Deltatraveler normally characterizes at least Susie fairly well, but something in section 3 just is not correct to me.

Obviously, Noelle has every right to be angry at her friend who just commanded her to kill multiple children, but it's also so weird how Noelle is the one furious over this- Instead of, y'know, the character who has a major issue with betrayal and is shown (especially in Deltatraveler itself) to be protective of kids?

I very much think seeing Noelle angry and upset could really be cathartic and nice to see if done correctly...But I don't really feel like it's done so here. There's a rather dramatic shift from Noelle being the one to point out to Susie that Kris isn't themself in section 2 after you murder the snake, to going into this depressed, angry state in section 3, especially given Susie is the one that really tries to fight against Kris in most of section 2. I get the impression she's trying to hold the group together and doesn't want to ruin her friendship with Kris, but it feels off and hypocritical of her for being so...weirdly calm about everything that's happening, even laughing at the Underfell skelebros at times.

The decision to have Kris come out and tell the gang that they're being possessed is interesting and all, but it does ultimately get rid of a ton of the drama and tension that the first part of section 3 was trying to set up. The gang still participates in a lot of gags and has somewhat wholesome moments, despite knowing their friend is possessed by an otherworldly entity who seems keen on murdering everything around them for an unknown reason.

#deltarune #utdr #deltatraveler #this isn't like #an attack on anyone who works on Deltatraveler btw #don't be rude #i have my criticisms with the game and don't really enjoy section 3 in retrospect but I think it's clear a LOT of effort went into this

[echosbento]

I was thinking about how absolutely completely inconsistent, basically any DC character ever is, and I thought I'd tell y'all about the way I decide how to write them.

For background, one of the first bits of advice I got when I started working on character design. "A good characters best and worst traits should be the same, just to different degrees." So for example if a characters best trait is that they're loyal, their worst trait should be that they take that loyalty too far, they trust people they shouldn't. So here's my little how to write a DC character, without running into Batman believes in truth and justice and abusing his children.

1: what is the characters most important trait, be it to me or for the sake of what I'm writing, what is the one big trait I can't give up for this character? For example, I might decide for Bruce that it's that he's shit at communication.

2: what allignment does that trait have in context? Is it a good thing, a bad thing, or more neutral? If it's neutral, what would it look like in an extreme? Good or bad? In this case it would be a bad one, there's nothing morally bad about poor communication skills, but it's actively negatively effecting his life.

3: what would that trait be, if you shifted it to be the opposite allignment? For this I would tone it down, because the worst variation should be the trait brought to an unfortunate extreme, and get Bruce Wayne is good at hiding his emotions in stressful situations. He's good at staying calm.

The characters should have other traits, but these are the Big Ones that tell you who this character is and how other people see them based on proximity to the extreme. Characters can have seemingly conflicting traits, but generally those shouldn't be defining characteristics. Most people won't stake their entire personality on the belief that lying should never be done, and also they should be doing it. But they might believe lying is bad but they have to do it.

#this isn't like #the Rule for how to write characters #it just helps me to make sure I'm writing people in a believable way

[bivampires]

I really hate the "wall street" notes predictions on posts like just enjoy it for what it is...

#this isn't like #a serious rant #it just bugs me

[u-got-lynks]

i just saw a petscop iceberg, which was pretty decently made and i knew a lot of the stuff off of it, but also i saw 'anna is cheating on marvin with rainer' and i have like. wayyy more questions than i think can be answered about this train of thought. i want to know who first thought of this and what their evidence for it was, or was this someone's shower thoughts of this happening. im obsessed

#this isn't like #a diss against the creator #btw #like i have nothing against who made it i don't even know them #but that felt like getting hit by a fucking truck #petscop #yeah going in the tag. sorry

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest #and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police' #even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level #it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists #like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online #this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

#i speak #this sounds like a vampire or zombie post but it isn't #grief #technically 'grieving the not dead' would be more accurate but i like the sound of undead better

[peggycatrerr]

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?

#steph's post tag #also no more ''um actually there is an algorithm and this is proof'' THERE ISN'T AN ALGORITHM IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING FOR YOU TAB #LIKE THE DASH IS A CHRONOLOGICAL FEED OF BLOGS YOU ALREADY FOLLOW. I DISCOVER BLOGS ORGANICALLY THROUGH THE ONES I ALREADY FOLLOW. #IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING AN ALGORITHM ON TUMBLR THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

#the song is No Children by the mountain goats if you're wondering #added cuz i've seen quite a few people who dont know the original #(also this isn't about mc youtubers or anything this is just me having fun at like 1am)

[fatestayyuri]

Illyasviel von Einzbern — Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) (FULL)

#fateposting #mia's jpeg butchery #fsn #fha #illyasviel von einzbern #“why isn't it the VO version” because i felt like it kiss my ass

[possessable]

Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have

edit: obligatory possession shorthand code link because people seem to be using this like the possession code but just. without the code part

edit: DO NOT BE HORNY ON MY POST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#if you see tumblr flagging this its literally not mature i dont know why it got flagged #i like how you can see the artstyle in this change because i drew the first couple a year ago and then picked it up again intermittently #this aws just an excuse to draw a bunch of tiny possessed guys. ''what am i supposed to do with a possession hyperfixation its not like you #can draw possession fanart'' Yes You Can If you really Believe In yourslef #This isn't even all the traits i can think of there's four more but they seem kind of boring to draw and are mostly self explanatory #Less Unique my Ass #ThePossessionHyperfixationIsNeverEnding

[eruhamster]

not to be annoying but i do think a lot of people mischaracterize falin. shes got the most drastic canon v fanon thing going on. which i guess makes sense bc 1. we dont see much of her and 2. lot of the fan stuff are anime-onlies that have seen even less

but i think like a good 90% of the time i see falin-centric art or posts im like hrm hrm hrm thats all wrong no nope no-siree

she's just a cool chick that takes life as it comes, doesn't hold grudges even against a mother that apparently was trying to beat the magic outta her, finds her older brother the coolest person in the world, and has autism about observing life (and death, she loves the ghosts she has a connection to) and nature and taking care of things (including taking care of her brother, which is why she's even in the dungeons; she saw her scrawny mess of a brother and decided she had to fix that).

and i think my favorite part that people don't talk about is... she would have done the same for marcille or laios if it were one of them that was eaten. you could see it in her eyes:

it's what shuro misunderstands about her. it's easy to see her feminine, cute, good girl pieces and forget the rest of her. but she loves things to an ends-of-the-earth extent; the kind of caring that makes you a little insane. and that's how I think she and laios end up on the same page with their weirdness. they have different interests, but they are the same level of committed to those interests.

it's easy to love her, because she probably loves you just as much, if not more.

#idk i love her #dont take this as insulting i like when people do anything with her i just wanna vomit my feelings #dungeon meshi #another example of this is how she takes the dragon with her when she's resurrected #it isn't like her to leave that little thing behind #wriggling helplessly in the grass #she picked that little thing up and took it with her without a second thought