#this isnt a jab at veth cause Yeza got it good - but that everyone in TM9 has looked at pursuing each other in some way except veth

[shannananan]

there’s this episode of Frasier called ‘the ski lodge’ where everyone goes for a vacation and get snowed in with everyone renting their own rooms. With a lot of alcohol, lust and mixed messages, shenanigans ensue with everyone trying to sneak into each other’s rooms for the evening until it comes bubbling to a web of multi-shipping madness.

now hear me out

the mighty nein have a multi-tiered wizard tower with their own rooms at their disposal and with the multi-shipping revelations we know about (in an out of game) and just the right amount of influence, picture similar shenanigans. yasha goes to beaus room as beau goes to yasha’s but ends up in cad’s who’s expecting fjord who’s got turned around in caleb’s room after running into veth who was looking for caleb who was looking for jester but found fjord as jester went to fjord’s....

and after a moment of confusion, imma need Veth to pull the iconic line “wait, let me see if i can get this straight... in all the lust coursing through this lodge tower tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls... and no one, was chasing mmeEEE???”

#critical role #the mighty nein #crack post #this isnt a jab at veth cause Yeza got it good - but that everyone in TM9 has looked at pursuing each other in some way except veth #cause she married and they respect that #also the way frasier says it is VERY in vein with sam's intonation of nott screaming at yasha not holding them a vuneral #*funeral