#this isnt even crack lol

[simplydnp]

what's your opinion on fanfics about dnp? (more in a way of do you think that it's crossing boundaries and/or being parasocial)

i'm of the same mind of dnp in that phanfic is fucking incredible. it's an important and valid way to express yourself, as well as a building block of our community. i don't think it's crossing boundaries, as it's fiction. i don't see it as parasocial either--you're writing for you and others like you. most people don't want dnp reading their fics, it's not for them in a sense, it's for us.

i think dnp are extremely aware of fanfic and its value and place in community. they've always encouraged it, appreciated the support, and given us space about it. they're not ones to make videos about it and mock fans for it (which happened to some of our lovely fic writers here writing for other yt fandoms, and i'm so sorry about it). dnp are fandom culture people. they've written fic themselves! and published it in their book!

the word parasocial has been twisted lately to imply any fan support is unnatural and should be shamed, which is complete fucking bullshit. making art is always important and valued. and it is necessary for your existence as a human, but also for the thing you're a fan of to thrive.

the parasocial side comes in once you start believing you know this person. and that you're their real friend. when in reality, they do not know you specifically, and you are not their friend, you are an audience member.

so a parasocial relationship only occurs when people start crossing boundaries (digging for not publicly available information, contacting people in their personal life, showing up to their house, etc). which, is absolutely nowhere close to real fan behaviour.

tl;dr: phanfic is great, i love you fic writers, parasociality is a problem but not one that we have

#dnp have such a unique relationship w/ their audience in this way. it isnt parasocial bc it isnt like. too real? like they arent our friends #we joke and we meme but we Know that. but they Are a facet of our lives and we do care about them perhaps more than an average community #but they also care about us more than an average creator too. #we're extremely familiar with each other. but not in an unhealthy and dangerous way. just. aware. #its special. its fun. #like we even make jokes about dnp being parasocial with us sometimes lol #i hope im clear and it doesnt sound pointed anon but we've done the morality of rpf so many times in this fandom #on neutral ground any rpf is fine. but especially in dnps case where theyve actively encouraged it and are extremely grateful #except maybe when we haunted them with awful crack fics. but even then they still loved us for it. despite the horrors #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #answered

[robot-singularity]

world's worst pick up line

#lom #life on mars #i was cracking up so bad at that part #bc thats not even remotely a line? #also just got done w s1 onto s2! #also also! if my handwriting isnt the clearest #sam says “i think im in a coma” #and annie replies “bet you say that to all the girls lol” #my art #my doodles

[ei-mugi]

this one isnt enstars but i like it enough to post

#my doodles #tw gore #even if its suuuper minor lol. just in case #rendering is weird cus its a doodle i was just drawing whatever #i was listening to valse sentimentale for an hour as i drew this #technically its related to my e.n.st.ars s.ona but its still separated enough for me to not count it as such on here #(since it didnt come out much like i had originally intended it to and is now more ambiguous) #the dress is based on waltz/ballroom dresses and the pattern at the top is meant to be tree branches #either in winter or dead #then the pattern on the front is like ice cracks #but obviously i didnt put a massive amount of effort into it haha i think its good if i just put pen to paper sometimes #even if the result isnt thoroughly thought out #art catchall

[magioffire]

its a good thing dokkalfar have seriously insane immune systems or vali would get debilitating illness every time he went to another world and is exposed to that world's microbiome

#im sure it takes some time for his...body to get used to it #but no one near the levels that a human would experience entering an alien atmosphere #vali chugging probiotics the minute he arrives on earth: i aint getting the shits bro!! #they even theorize that humans would require a period of intensive hospitalization upon being introduced to an alien biosphere #which sounds horrid. likely have to consume a diet of mostly food fermented on the planet #being an extradimensional traveler isnt all that its cracked up to be #biology. #lore. #which means a human arriving on beatha is not...gonna have a good time at all most likely if we are looking at it from a logical point #thank god this is fantasy and they likely have magic cures against such things #south scrimshaw goes into this a little bit and i think its actually kinda funny how much we overlook this in scifi #turns out being a biological being is actually...pretty limiting lol

[floorpancakes]

#thinking about media #idk what to tag this #romance #? #idk lol #gender stupid #imagining someone trying to do a non binary version of this trope is cracking me up #like ....idk fuck umm uwoh my pixie cut feels so choppy when im arnd uuuuu....my flat chest is as small as ur big shoulders uwu #even this is vastly inaccurate and too funny to work but it definitely feels like offensive stereotyping so its along the right lines #needs some more workshopping jk lol #anyway it stresses me tf out #anime #marvellong at someone becoming strong or having big shoulders or being cool or whatever OUTSIDE of this framework is fine obviously #but dammit its the framing love as an embrace of normative restrictive values that stresses me the fuck out #its like saying youre not in love with the person youre just paying a compliment to how well theyre fitting into a box thats not ... #also lets b real these descriptor tropes tend to lean rly hard on the man being macho and the woman being weak but we all saw that coming #anyway i love cheese gimme cheese but this isnt cheese this is dick cheese

[martianclown]

Just to add on to my last post, does anyone else feel sad sometimes about all this? Like I get angry, sure, and then I get over it but ever since s4 aired I get like sad???

It's not a competition for me but the way the other shippers are acting lately gives me the ick.

#and obviously i dont care what you ship #im always a ship whatever you want kind of person #but its not anyones right to tear down someones ship just bc you dont like it #its fiction baby #ans harringrove isnt even so bad lol ive shipped much worse #the crack ship thats in my head rn would probably disturb most #its such a rare pair that literally i think there was only 1 fic last time i checked ?? #its not a stranger things pairing

[windose20s]

this was way easier than polarr intended it to be

#why do people even try to get cracked pro versions of polarr this isnt hard in the slightest??? #am i the last one to figure this out because i didnt bother playing around with polarr before lol

[dilfian]

walked in to this when i clocked in

#xoxo #that was over an hr ago. but this is still cracking me up. #im leaving it for gci he can fix it. #probably the guy who cleans the floors. OR night crew. either is funny to me. #this isnt even the first time either but its been awhile. #anyways i refilled the middle aisle display. . .oh i forgot to take a pic. i will when i go back inside. #ive refilled aframe. still leaving monster rack alone. now im consolidating perennial tables bc i havent yet. #i woke up early 5am and went. ok yeah im just going to go in and work the rest of my hrs except 1 hr exactish. #wait no i'll have 3hrs left. . .nvm lol #but i can go in super early on sat and then be done. #do like a 6:30 to 9:30 and skeddadle. #i will hate to stay all day again today but whew. . . #i just want to be done with this job lol

[carcinized]

none of u understand ctubbo like i do. he has to be human thats the point of his story!!

#sorry sorry sorry hes my GUY #i like goat and sheep and ram and everything else as a design choice + as symbolism from schlatt and stuff #also dragon is just funky!!! thats my fave :] #but he HAS to be human!!!! it takes away from his character if you just make him this nuke loving goat boy #like its FUN I AGREE. but his character is fundamentally human & suffers fundamentally human emotions and events #and to make him a goat or a sheep in a way that isnt like a manifestation of his human insecurities (imagination) #i feel like kind of takes away from that? like its almost like dehumanisation but not in the buzzword way #like it makes it harder to feel the emotions to your core that he would feel it takes away from his story kind of #its not BAD and its definitely more FUN. but like for the story ctubbo has to be human in my book thats the point of his character!! #hes the most human of all of them i think. maybe thats just bc i relate to him the most? but i see humanity the most in him than the others #like his survivors guilt and the way he Just Keeps Going and the way he cant bring himself to stop lovign even when it hurts #the way he loves his home (lmanberg) so deeply and the way he loves his friends so deepy. #ctubbo is full of cracks but he paves over them with love and it hurts like a burn salve stings and it hurts when the bandaid rips off #but he never stops he never stops because he is indestructible and though sometimes he wishes he werent theres his love again. #he cant give up because he's filled with too much love and attachments and devotion and that is his greatest strength #and when you boil him down to 'traumatized goat boy who made nukes' its kinda like guysssss. nooooooooo #ANYWAYS LOL #tobin talks

[enevera]

hahahahhhaahhaa hhadHKJSAGBLKF; im okay

#just found out that the kiln that bunny #mug and stsg bowl went in MIGHT (MAYBE) have like overcooked (that is not the right word lol soz) #which could ruin the glaze or colors or j straight up crack shit #which sucks a lot #hoping everything goes well bc the combined time on those was 19 hours of work and the bowl isnt even done #but like idk pray for me bc if its actually messed im gonna cry like fr #this isnt even abt anything im just talking rn #vent #techincally???? idk more like an art update #a sad one but still

[frogmascquerade]

.

#i love spyfall (this is about doctor who of course) #it reminds me a lot of the episodes where john simm goes after martha and her fam though #which isnt bad #but i do like that its a different dynamic #without the doctor #and where yaz and graham and ryan are trying to understand what is happening and what the master means to the doctor #but theyre also kind of trying to be the doctor and figure out like okay what would she do now that we've lost most of our resources and #connections #also interesting that moffat was making a lot of use out of the idea of a perception filter for like a season and a half but those #perception keys havent made a reappearance yet #to my knowledge #theyd be perfect for a spy episode but also lol would be even more #like the john simm master run #its good to have him and the spymaster be their own versions #also grahams physical comedy is cracking me UP

[tiktaalic]

catching fire dash simulator

finnicksgirl Follow

my streams have been cutting all season omfg what is going on

caps4finnick Follow

cinnagirl3000 Follow

anybody heard from cinna lately?

plutarcheology Follow

Plutarch Heavensbee circa 2282

revolutionarykatniss

As if it’s not ENOUGH that yall wanna fuck the most morally bankrupt man alive who is more than complicit because he gets paid to live in luxury to ORCHESTRATE the deaths of innocents so that they’re a spectacle and don’t have the option to die even semi peacefully. as if that’s not enough. You wanna fuck him when he’s ugly?

caesarflickerwoman Follow

anyone else still thinking about how caesar and peeta were kinda ..

czrflckmn

Aren’t you the one who had the week long meltdown about peeta being overfamiliar with him

caesarflickerwoman

Well you see I’m gay and a man now

theeclove Follow

already tired of this fucking season of everlark -_- idgaf about the fucking fog

siblingvictors

DISTRICT ONE GONNA SEND THEM A CANCELLATION NOTICE!! #CASHMEREGLOSS4EVER

czrflkmn Follow

everyone looooooves to act like NOTABLE cishet peeta is so gay w caesar as if his gay cohost isn't right there.... slaying in a wig..... sending yearning glances caesar's way right before the camera cuts......

johannadykeson Follow

tbh she’s got the WORST taste in allies idek why i continue to stan. girl MAGS?

#my girl going to get slorn :/

katnissgirlsmakedo

She is choosing with her HEART she chose to save peeta in the games REMEMBERRRRRRRR she’s literally a lovergirl to the core

#lovecore #heartcore #truelove

lucygraydotcom Follow

Caesar flickerman kidn if a laughing gnome. Reblog

finnickforever Follow

I’ve supported finnick through a lot and defended them and I’ve always been proud they're from my district but honestly they went way too far by doing the salute during the interview. I can only hope that they just got caught up in the moment with everyone else doing it and obviously it’s a stressful situation but I don’t think I can continue endorsing them. I’ll be changing my url this week.

divorceekatniss Follow

hey guys i know times are tough for everyone and the capital has really cracked down but my mutual @divorceepeeta got flogged the other day and could really use some help. v3nmo here. anything helps #signalboost #mockingjay

disabledmags Follow

Tbh the baby is the saddest thing I've ever heard </3

peetaspride

Another citizen falling for capital propaganda. It's so glaringly apparent that this is made up to draw in views. The tributes undergo extensive medical examination prior to the games. They would NEVER let a pregnant woman compete.

disabledmags

As if killing children has ever stopped them before?

#We all saw him fall to protect her stomach before they even started the victory tour #Is it that ridiculous to believe two newlyweds fresh out of a life or death situation would celebrate a little carelessly?

peetaspride

If you think even the marriage is real you're stupider than I thought. Peeta spends every interview begging us to see his truth. The capital is shamelessly silencing him and "the baby" is a distraction.

peetasbabymama Follow

URL CHANGE!! faggotpeeta->peetasbabymama

cupcakeeverlark

this isnt funny. peeta's a real person with real feelings. it will never be funny to call someone a f***** as a joke. how would you feel if my url was f*****peetasbabymama?

peetasbabymama

ok

district420

isnt cupcakeeverlark literally prez snow's 12 yr old granddaughter lol

tendinghiswounds

OOMF IS 12???????????

everlarklovechild

the age is the problem here?

marriedeverlark Follow

Canon url 🎉🎊💅😁🥰♥️

beeteemp3 Follow

New content of my favorite tribute 😁😁😁

3ffietrinket

Girl there’s a 96% chance they die ?

peenick Follow

getting reports from the presidential banquet that Peeta looks gay as fuck

3v3rlark Follow

ik peeniss has been flagging w the rehearsed speeches but did anyone else see the way they looked at each other in the censored district 11 speech

rues-song

you’re STUPID she’s a capital pawn AND i fucked your mom while you were busy looking for illegal streams

senecacraneofficial Follow

rip seneca you were so babygirl </3

plutarchbaby69

so now you think we can’t fuck old men?

#this fandom is so ageist #this is prob what I get for blogging about thg tbh since # it’s literally about kids. Some of you ppl need to grow up

#etxt #the hunger games #making a post with han is pretty much the most classic thing Len can do

[satoruhour]

T!!! do you ever wonder what it’s like to lose your virginity to Gojo? personally, I think he’d be so sweet but he’d tease here and there just to make you cry a little 😋

a/n: fem!reader, discussions of losing virginity (both you & gojo), oral f! receiving, fingering, p -> v sex, praise and soft dom dynamics, protected sex, aftercare

losing v-card w/ gojo i think would be def sweet !!! ok for me theres like two versions: the ver where youre both virgins and losing it to each other and the other where u are the virgin. i would think gojo as a virgin is cute and clueless, but he learns fast enough, BUT when its the two of you being virgins it’s just so adorable bc you guys are still new to this and intimacy feels so weird and stuff. you bump heads the first time you try to kiss, gojo isnt sure what to do past making out

you figure it out together, you both have weird perceptions of what sex was bc you heard it from your friend and gojo sometimes watches p*rn but it doesnt rlly have that same kick. he also doesnt want to hurt you. virgin gojo gasps at everything lol when u first remove ur shirt and he sees your breasts. gasp. removes ur pants and sees u in underwear. gasp. pulls your underwear away from you. loudest gasp known to man. 

compliments you a lot, but sometimes he uses the terms in a weird way “you have such… symmetrical labia, babe!” like WHAT. ? its endearing that hes trying his hardest but also … 😭dude. like i said he learns fast enough but in the dynamic where u are both losing the v-card to each other you two are a lot more reserved and nervous! lots of mistakes, mishaps, you thought u could suck dick but you gagged and you had to take a min against his thigh to just rest. you two talked like his dick wasnt in ur hand the whole time 😭😭 it was funny

even with the penetrative sex, gojo bought like flavoured lube and ate a bit just to try it and youre panicking when he tips his head back and squeezes the lube into his mouth HELPPP like yes its safe to put in ur mouth just … dont. clumsy and a whiner, cums really fast into the condom and pouts when it ends like bitch u didnt even make me cum yet ! apologises profusely and proceeds to eat u out like you deserve. this second time is infinitely better hes getting good!!

okay virgin reader on the other hand .. yes! he would be so sweet (my fav), and be a soft dom but his playful antics and comments sometimes catch you off guard. a lot of dirty talk to ease into it and a lot of praise but also he emphasises for you to tell him if anything hurts or if youre not feeling it any more. is very skillful with his hands and makes you beg long before the real thing

“my hands feel nice, yeah?” as he’s kissing down your body and his hands wander, they stay above the water for quite a while, just feeling you up but once youre comfy youre nodding to him and he says “i need a verbal yes, darling”LIKE STOPPP BEFORE I FALL IN LOVE W U … he cares about ur consent and being vocal in what you want. hums a lot when he sees u in all your glory, smiling to himself when ur shirt first comes off and your perky tits are just begging to be played with. takes his time, a lot of body worship!!! says stuff like “dont be shy, i dont bite.. unless you want me to” to tease you but is so gentle w/ your body

makes u cum first on his tongue too, like at least thrice for u to know what you like in bed, but also to show u that your partner’s pleasure always comes first in the case for guys bc if ure not worshipping and groaning abt ur girls pussy .. what r u even doing atp? is pretty lenient when giving you oral with u as a virgin, doesnt want to overwhelm you so his ministrations are slow. hes also still getting to know your body, what makes u cum and the sensitive parts on ur body, “oh…? you like it when i do that?”, “does my sweetness like my fingers in her?”, “pussy looks so perfect, doing so well” is pretty goofy for your first time, sometimes cracking jokes in between too.

also deprives u of ur orgasm just to see how youd react to it since its ur first time and will apologise with kisses. u wouldnt put it past him to do it again when ure more familiar tho but since this is an introduction to ur body of some sorts he’ll be nice <3 doesnt let u suck him off on the first, always, he’s prioritising you

talks you through as he slips in. before when he was hooking up and fucking around he never liked to fuck people who are virgins just cause he doesnt like to see the pain on their face. it hurts, a lot, you have to admit, and gojo lets you take all the time in the world to scratch at his back, hold onto his arms, breathing with you as he inserts his cock inch by inch. satoru on the other hand is.. going insane by his standards. u just feel so warm and tight inside he has to do everything not to slam into you, and while he hates that the tears at the corner of ur eyes was bc of him, he’s desperate to see you crying in pleasure next time

“that’s it, baby, you need to breathe.”, “bottomin’ out soon, you okay?”, “good job, sweets, you took all of me!” does the jokes even thru penetrative sex just to see you laugh. the first thrusts r also pretty painful or rather uncomfortable, gojo kisses you to distract you from the pain when his hips move, “it’ll lessen soon okay? you’ll be moaning soon enough” you trust gojo, nodding into the kiss before your pussy’s pretty much accustomed to his dick in you and the pleasure settles in and hes all “there we go…” hes grinning so largely it scares you a little but his hips pick up pace just a bit more and youre having the time of your life. praise praise praise !!! so much of it. you’re cumming soon enough and gojo tries to memorise the way ur pussy feel bc he doesnt want to push u past ur limit, but is surprised after when you change positions and start riding him, hiding your shy face in his neck

teehee. it takes a while to get better ofc, gojo is rlly big that u still need time to adjust but that first time will always stick w you bc of how caring he was 💟 did aftercare like a pro too, cleaned you up in his bathroom, washed your hair and let you wash his body, wiggled his eyebrows and teased you about having shower sex, lots of kissing in the shower and everything was very soft. u slept like a baby that night

#asks #anon #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #gojo smut #gojo satoru smut #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x you #satoru gojo smut #satoru gojo x reader #gojo x reader #jjk thirsts #jjk drabbles #jjk x you

[gir-posting]

reminiscing on old gender euphoria moments is so much fun and also hilarious its like looking back on heavy-handed foreshadowing in a story

#like gee mr gir isnt it funny how every single time you tried to cosplay a girl you thought it looked like shit? #but then never had that problem even once with the many male characters you cosplayed? haha! #and then kept getting upset every time you got she/her'd in costume? lol!!! musta been nothing. musta been the wind #oh oh mr gir mr gir remember when you impromptu put on an L death note cosplay #and impromptu asked ur mom to take you to starbucks at 10 pm. for some reason #and then also insisted she use male pronouns for you??? lol!!!!! #OH OH and THEN when your egg cracked WIDE OPEN because you were reenacting with your dad in a kilt

[rayroseu]

nothing bad ever happened to them... meleanor just went to a vacation...☝🏻🤥🏖️

Meleanor would present Malleus to Maleficia to show off her son's little trick and its coconut cracking with one hand only... 🥥✨

her outfit is too covered up for a beach trip i know lol i thought that shes like lilia who hates the sun bcs it makes him weak, what if meleanor is like that as well lol

plus i like imagining that briar valley people has poor sense of summer themed fashion bcs in their country its just winter all year round ❄️❄️❄️

plus isnt lilia covered up in his p.e uniform as well and even malleus too lol they wear that body suit/long sleeves like its a mandatory undergarment.... XD

also yes this is Crowley's vacation outfit, but its Meleanor's outfit now ✨✨☝🏻

hm... even crowley has some messed up summer fashion...😭 gloves and normal office shoes (no socks) AT THE BEACH?????? 🏖️🤣 well at least hes not wearing long sleeves unlike rhe other faes here 🤣✨

#twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twistedwonderland #malleus draconia #disney twst #twst malleus #art #meleanor draconia #twst meleanor #twst diasomnia #twst fanart #twst wonderland #twst headcanons #twst art #twst hcs #twst malleus draconia #malleus twst #twst meleanor draconia #twst book 7 #twst crowley #dire crowley #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst au #lian arts