#this isnt rly a shitpost but i love how we just fucked up our cats names and they go w i

[crow--teeth]

cat names in my house Do Not Fucking Stick. a cat is named whatever we yell when they do rude cat things like bite our feet or attempt to jump up on a hot burner.

OFFICIALLY, our cats are named Biscuit, Salem, Furby, and Dirt Cobain. Everyone is under the impression our cats are named Babycat, Black Kitty, Fluffy Motherfucker, and Evil Bastard. Furby doesn’t respond to either of those because he thinks his name is Tortilla.

#when he lay flat on the ground i call him my little tortilla. somehow that stuck w him #HE LAY FLAT!!! Tortilla man #this isnt rly a shitpost but i love how we just fucked up our cats names and they go w i #it #typi #typo. fuck #crow caws #i genuinely dont remember my ramble tag bc i like. never make posts besides shitposting or reblogging #crow caws will have to do