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#this joke was probably done before
anarcho-skamunist · 2 years
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autistic transfem arachne with the pronouns it/she because she's an it/she bitsy spider.
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(A priest, stumbling out of a confession booth, covered in kiss marks) you should see the other guy
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thrumugnyr · 1 year
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I mean, it's technically true.
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writerquil · 2 months
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when I go to a ship page for shits and giggles and so I can laugh and internally pick fun at it only to start shipping it myself
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mewtwo24 · 4 months
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I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.
Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????
Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????
It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--
In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough
#svsss#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this#she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god#i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh#aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original#so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon#AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking)#amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf#legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke)#not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement#also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT#I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went#'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS'#i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!'#while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me'#sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy.#who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over#ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP#literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh#and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.'#and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality#and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs#additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously#when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times)#that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen#also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3
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marikodraws · 11 months
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Beyond Salvation, but Still Within Arm's Reach
Part 1 of my accordion book comic project!
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jakesythu · 2 years
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where you going with that-
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sevenfactorial · 1 year
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Any algorithm can be a black box algorithm if you're too lazy to read the documentation
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slumpcake · 1 year
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I can guarantee that I will NOT make these kind of jokes often,
but allow me to have 12 year old humor just this once.
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catstar91 · 9 months
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“Average portal to hell requires human sacrifice” actually statistical error. Fenton Works, who’s killed 2 people in portal related accidents and the only ones to make an artificial portal to hell,
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cissa-calls · 5 months
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 619
Natasha: “Hey, can I have the wifi passcode?”
Wanda: “Of course! I can’t remember it off the top of my head, do either of you?”
Y/N: “Umm maybe?”
Agatha: “I think I do- here, I can put it in your phone”
Natasha: “It’s okay, just tell me! I promise I won’t snitch and share it everywhere”
Agatha and Y/N: “Ummm…”
Wanda: “You two? A word in the kitchen please”
*they all leave Natasha sitting in confusion*
Wanda: “What in Salem’s cold cold hell did you make the wifi passcode??”
Agatha: “It wasn’t my idea, it was Y/N’s!!!”
Wanda: “I won’t be mad, just tell me, okay?”
Y/N: *mumbling* “it’s kind of mean”
Wanda: “What? Come on it can’t be that bad”
Y/N, fighting back tears: “I can’t”
Wanda: “Say it!”
Y/N: “IRON MAN SUCKS!” *burst into tears*
Natasha, from the living room: “Thanks for the password finally! It worked!”
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comrade-slugcat · 1 year
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Oh no rivulet your screwdriver is slipping!
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NOOO!
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mono-blogs-art · 2 years
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rewatching the movie orchestra concert gave me an idea
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ok now what's all this I hear about Mikey Way getting Bred
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mayhasopinions · 9 months
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this is what happens when 2 emotionally constipated gay goth bois get locked in a room together
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