autistic transfem arachne with the pronouns it/she because she's an it/she bitsy spider.
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(A priest, stumbling out of a confession booth, covered in kiss marks) you should see the other guy
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I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.
Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????
Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????
It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--
In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough
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“Average portal to hell requires human sacrifice” actually statistical error. Fenton Works, who’s killed 2 people in portal related accidents and the only ones to make an artificial portal to hell,
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 619
Natasha: “Hey, can I have the wifi passcode?”
Wanda: “Of course! I can’t remember it off the top of my head, do either of you?”
Y/N: “Umm maybe?”
Agatha: “I think I do- here, I can put it in your phone”
Natasha: “It’s okay, just tell me! I promise I won’t snitch and share it everywhere”
Agatha and Y/N: “Ummm…”
Wanda: “You two? A word in the kitchen please”
*they all leave Natasha sitting in confusion*
Wanda: “What in Salem’s cold cold hell did you make the wifi passcode??”
Agatha: “It wasn’t my idea, it was Y/N’s!!!”
Wanda: “I won’t be mad, just tell me, okay?”
Y/N: *mumbling* “it’s kind of mean”
Wanda: “What? Come on it can’t be that bad”
Y/N, fighting back tears: “I can’t”
Wanda: “Say it!”
Y/N: “IRON MAN SUCKS!” *burst into tears*
Natasha, from the living room: “Thanks for the password finally! It worked!”
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Oh no rivulet your screwdriver is slipping!
NOOO!
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ok now what's all this I hear about Mikey Way getting Bred
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this is what happens when 2 emotionally constipated gay goth bois get locked in a room together
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