#this just happened to me

[cupcakeinat0r]

Mom: Who you texting that gotchu smiling like that???

Me, reading about getting dicked down by a fictional man 10+ years older than me: No one <3

#this just happened to me #my family thinks I’m normal !! #they cannot know that I’m a lil awf!! #this is abt #miguel o'hara #btw #atsv #cupcake confessions #miguel o’hara smut #miguel o’hara imagine #miguel x reader #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel x you #miguel o’hara x you #relatable

[m1lflov3rrr]

no but one of the best feelings is finding a new fictional character to obsess over and realising there’s so many fics to read

#this just happened to me #with donna beneviento

[evengirlierballs]

>looking for an anarchist discord server in order to organize with like-minded anarchists.

>Ask the vetting team if this is a server for anarcho communists or anarcho capitalists

>They don't understand

>Lay out a detailed description about the differences between horizontal and hierarchical structure, and why communism and capitalism are inherently at odds

> They laugh and say "don't worry we're all anarchists here"

>Join server

>It's Ancaps.

#this just happened to me #im pretty sad about it #i spent way too much time waiting to be vetted for a stupid fucking DISCORD SERVER #and it's all just ancaps

[fading-adhd-hyperfixator]

Adhd is remembering you got that new Sonic game you wanted for Xmas and that you haven't played it and forgetting what you were about to Google search because you need to look for it and your head hurts /j

#this just happened to me #send help #pls pls pls #adhd #sonic #sonic superstars

[goodmotorfinger]

Sometimes you watch sports too hard and have to go lie down afterwards

#this just happened to me #i was watching football and my heart was going fast even though I 1) was perfectly sedentary and 2) had already seen the game before #I don't know how that works but if watching football improves my circulation then... cool i guess??

[rosquinn]

being photosensitive is annoying asf because youre scrolling through the internet and are like wow! this is the most amazing piece of art ive ever witnessed! unfortunately it has Evil Colors that want to kill me so I can't look at it! I have a headache now!

#This just happened to me #I HATE VOCALOID #photosensitivity #migraine #mine

[elvain]

reading old comics and being happy and nostalgic and impressed

reading old comics and finding intense racism, homophobia, sexism, and much more

#mk.post #this just happened to me

[shizukups]

SCP-894

Item #: SCP-894

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-894 is to be kept in a glass case surrounded by a lava pit

Description: SCP-894 appears to be a 12 oz Blue Edition [Blueberry] Redbull can.

Addendum: I don't know this word

OK i googled the word

It makes you insane and crazy

#this just happened to me

[localcryptideli]

German doctors: I have this specialization on my title, under my very logo, as well as under the description of my clinic.

Patient: great! can I have an appointment for the specialization?

German doctors: no problem :) we definitely do the specialization here.

Patient (later): I waited for the appointment, but I am glad to be here. Can I be treated with the specialization?

German doctors: we don't do the specialization :(

#this just happened to me #why is it ON YOUR GODDAMN TITLE IF YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED #aaaagh #german doctors #they are experts in bullshitting nobody bullshits like them I swear they need recognition in bullshittery

[wowitsrohan]

Shout-out to all the introjects that forget they're introjects and go "Woah wtf? Oh yeah." when they see someone using an image of their source as their icon

#introject #fictive #did system #did #system #this just happened to me #wow! that sure is me! #why am i such a popular guy.. #endos dni #this may be very niche

[maglorslostsilmaril]

Silm readers listening to people ask why Frodo didn’t just throw the ring in the ocean:

#the sillymarilly #the silmarillion #tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr #this just happened to me #i just… #no #silmarillion memes #tolkien memes #maglor #Frodo #elrond #the ring of power #the silmarils

[stormypasta88]

mike and will go see barbie again for the second time just by themselves because they were bored. secretly, mike did want to see it again to truly see if he was just being dramatic or if the movie actually did have an effect on him.

when it's just him and will, mike feels more. he's always thought he's been more emotional and expressive when he's around will. he feels everything around. he could feel this ache in his chest, but he couldn't tell if something bad was about to happen to him or if he was overthinking something he said earlier.

mike lets out a few quiet tears during the movie but nothing compared to what happened after.

the second the movie ends and ice spice is done and "what was i made for" starts to play, mike lets out the nastiest and ugliest sob everyone in the theatre has ever heard.

will, starstruck because oh my god that noise was not human, just sits and holds mike awkwardly in the movie theatre chair and mike just sobs.

is will crying too? a bit, but he's not sure why he's even crying because he shed his tears the first time around.

the lights turn on and the boys make their exit only for the movie to slam into mike's chest once again and he turns into the wall and cries again like he's been put in timeout.

eventually, mike calms down enough to get to the car where they just sit there. until mike gets out his phone to text his mom and nancy.

"i love you, mommy."

"you're the best big sister i could've asked for."

will smiles softly at him, pets his unruly curls back and presses a soft kiss to his forehead.

"you'll always be kenough to me, mike"

..

"will why the hell would you say that, oh my god" mike says before they burst into laughter.

#stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #byler is endgame #to byler and beyond #byler is real #stormypasta88 #byler is canon #michael wheeler #william byers #ficlet #barbie #this is real because i'm the third duffer brother lol #modern au #this just happened to me #i just finished crying like 20 minutes ago #i didnt text my mom tho lmao #give mike wheeler his emotions again #miwi #mike wheeler deserves better #mike wheeler defender #he's just a little guy

[raysartsncrafts]

*holds threads while frantically trying to cut them* Why won’t *snip snip* this blasted *snip snip* scissor- *snip snip* WORK??

#not art #friendship bracelet struggles #based on an irl situation #this just happened to me

[crvida]

ads have ruined a good rick roll because now its not straight into the song you have to sit through two unskippable ads and by then whats the point the jokes over gone wheres the surprise the dawning horror as you realise what youve done to yourself

#corvus says shit #rick roll #rick rolling #this just happened to me #genuinely considered sitting through the ads #to attempt to save the rick roll #but then i remembered #my attention span is nonexistent #so

[toadstool32]

Me in the gc: just watched saw III

My friend: hey man have u considered scheduling a therapy appointment at yr school

#THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME #ac #saw liveblog

[clwnpunk]

Bitches who struggle with derealization when they see two posts about time loops in a row on their tumblr dot hell dashboard

#This just happened to me