#this killed me on the spot

[cykelops]

Rise of the Beasts Concept Art by Danar Worya

#this killed me on the spot #bumblebee #wheeljack #tf bumblebee #tf wheeljack #rotb #rise of the beasts #rotb spoilers

[tribow]

"I will no longer hesitate to kill you"

#this killed me on the spot #I had to pause this episode to laugh at this #Legend of DUO

[ewwww-what]

You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition, alright?

#Adaine having an adult looking out for her for the first time in her life what the fuck #made this while watching the last two episodes of fy #cried twice #I love Jawbone and Adaine. ​this guy tried to kill her in a night club but he’s her dad now so it’s chill #I made her look so sad I’m sorry Adaine #I will always have a soft spot for found family where the family is just a whole bunch of weirdos /aff #(everyone in FH. literally all of them fall into that category for me.) #there’s a shaded version of this with a bg and everything I just don’t like it as much as the flatcolor #d20 #fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 fanart #fantasy high freshman year #fhfy #adaine abernant #adaine o'shaughnessey #adaine fantasy high #adaine fanart #jawbone o'shaughnessey #jawbone fantasy high #fh #d20 fhfy #undescribed #my art

[thevoidstaredback]

It's always graveyards. Why is it always graveyards? They're creepy as hell and, well... that's it. On the bright side, the Protection Spirits watching the gates recognize him and realize the danger he's in. Well, maybe he wasn't in real danger because the Bats and Birds don't really do the whole purposefully harming civilians things, but they are scary as hell! Chasing him down like a bat straight outta hell- obviously he was gonna run! They cornered him! Maybe he'll invest in getting them lessons in how to interact with people in and out of costume?

Honestly, Nightwing, Danny expected better of you. At least Red Hood and Signal know how to treat innocents.

Here's the thing about Protection and Guardian Spirits, though. They don't like intruders. If you're running from something and you don't have time to ask permission to enter, you best say "thank you" and bring them shiny things on your next visit. If you do have time to ask permission, you ask permission. If they think you're a threat or rude, they won't let you enter whatever they're guarding.

"Thank you," Danny said as he slowed to a walk further into the graveyard, the sound of the gates slamming closed behind him confirmation that the Bat and his gaggle wouldn't be following him in.

Wasting no time, Danny pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. It was a handy little thing he'd picked up during his stay in the House of Mysteries. Draw and door, tell it where you wanna go, open it, and go through! Beetlejuice style. Though, unlike what the Handbook for the Recently Deceased says, these doors won't actually open a door to the afterlife. He fixed that tiny glitch a while ago.

Anyway, a quick few chalk lines on the side of a mausoleum later, and Danny was opening a door to Fawcett, Philadelphia. Probably not the best choice, considering that he was trying to stay away from the Justice League, but it's better than Metropolis.

"Whoa." Damn it! He should've stayed home. "What was that, mister?"

Danny made sure the door closed behind him, praying for strength. Why did he feel like several deities were laughing at him? "Hey, kid. Can you, um, maybe not say anything about that?"

The kid, short brown hair and a red jacket stood out the most to Danny for some reason, seemed very amused. "You're gonna have to buy my silence."

Again, Danny let out a quiet, long suffering sigh. "Coffee is so not worth it." Looking at the kid, he said, "Alright, fine. I was getting coffee anyway, I'll buy ya lunch. Know any good places?"

Grinning, the kid cheered, "Hell yeah! Follow me!"

Resigned, Danny followed after the kid, easily keeping pace. About a block later, he figured he should probably get the kid's name. "I'm Danny."

"Billy."

"No last name?"

"Fae rules, dude. What's your excuse?"

He had to give it to him. "Touché."

Another three blocks of walking, Billy finally stopped at a cafe. It was a quaint place with stained white brick and a dark grey roof. There were metal chairs and tables outside the building surrounded by a wrought iron fence. The table umbrellas and the awning over the black door were light blue, matching the curtains in the inside.

The inside walls were painted baby blue with a white ceiling and a pinewood floor. The tables and chairs were all stained black with light pink cushions and table cloths. The curtains, as observed before, were all baby blue, tied back with baby pink ribbons. The lights were barely yellow, giving the room a warm feel. The counters were white with black paneling on the outside and white granite as the tops.

"Welcome in," the young man at the register greeted with a smile, "What can I get you two started with today?"

Danny envied the man. He'd obviously not been doing this long enough to gain the veteran's shine to his eye. He turned to look at the menu after telling Billy to get whatever he wanted. A mistake he'll probably pay for. "I'd like a large Red Eye, equal parts coffee and espresso, with cinnamon, honey, chocolate syrup, mint, and vodka, please."

The 'newbie' light in the man's eyes dimmed a little bit. "Um, we don't carry vodka." Glad that's the only thing he's worried about. Priorities.

Danny clicked his tongue. "Oh, well, it was worth a shot. I'd like everything else, though, please. Mix it at your own discretion."

"Alright," he was very valiant to go back to grinning, "Anything else?"

Danny motioned for Billy and the kid stepped up. "Can I get a large mocha, three chocolate chip cookies, and two sandwiches?"

The blond entered the order. "Of course! That'll be $25.37." A quick card swipe from Danny. "Thank you very much, we'll have your order out to you soon!"

The two didn't say a word as they chose a table in the corner. Danny let Billy take the seat that was open to the rest of the cafe so he wouldn't feel cornered. He had a good view of the door, though, so he wasn't complaining.

"So, how'd you do that?" Billy asked after they'd gotten their orders.

"How'd I do what?" Danny sipped his drink.

"How'd you walk outta that wall? It's solid!"

"Magic."

"I guessed that much."

"Then why'd you ask?"

"Will you teach me?"

"No."

"You didn't even think about it!"

"Okay," He paused. "No."

"Not fair." he pouted.

Putting his drink on the table, Danny summed as much fake-it-till-you-make-it energy as he could. "Magic isn't a toy and takes years of practice to get a handle on, not to mention you have to actually have an aptitude for it before you can even try. Besides, I don't know you nearly well enough to trust you with anything else."

Billy finished the cookie he was eating. "I can do it! You just gotta teach me!"

Another sigh that Danny had stopped counting. "Look, you seem like a good kid, but I'm not gonna teach you magic."

"Why not!"

"However," he continued, ignoring the demand, "I'm not gonna leave ya fully defenselessness."

"What do you mean?" Billy backed away slightly, his eyes narrowing as he moved to be able to run quickly.

Another sip. "Based off of the dirt you're covered in, the grease in your hair, and the overall poor condition of your clothes, I'm gonna bet that you're a street kid. So," he pulled a small card from his pocket, very aware that Billy was watching his hand aptly, "I'm going to leave you with this."

Slowly, the brunet took it and turned it over. "What it is?"

The white card had the initials DP in the middle, circled by an Ouroboros. The initials were completely solid, but the snake of the Ouroboros was made up of tiny runes of protection and health and healing and good fortune.

"My calling card. If you're ever in danger, hold that to your chest and ask for help. I'll be there."

Still obviously suspicious, Billy took a moment to scrutinize the card. It was cute to watch the kid act like he knew what he was looking at or for. When he seemed satisfied, he shoved the card into the inner pocket sewn into his jacket. "Thanks."

"No problem, kid," Pulling out his phone, Danny saw the time and stood, "I've gotta go now. I assume I've sufficiently bought your silence on the whole magic thing?"

Billy grinned, "I guess, but you gotta come visit me, okay?"

He chuckled, "Sure thing. See ya."

Part 2 Part 4

(I don't drink coffee, so Idk how that shit works)

Tag list: @zaiothe4th

#dp dc crossover #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc comics #dcu #dc #billy batson #shazam #ghost king danny #magic #coffee #cafe #I don't drink coffee #I don't even go to cafes #Idk if that's how it works #it is now #in this economy? #Hopefully #protection sigil #I made that up on the spot with very little research #If anyone draws it please tag me #Do we like where this is going? #part 3 #Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant

[blazeball]

"CAN YOU STOP ASKING EVERYONE FOR MONEY YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME SO MUCH" "oughhhhh. kim ithink i'm bisexual"

#killed me on the spot #quincy.png #disco elysium

[cellgatinbo]

phil: (flipping to a picture of cellbit) roier... wait not roier, sorry, cellbit. roier's next.

phil: ...ROIER WASN'T EVEN HERE! oh my god, i just see cellbit and think roier should be right next to him at all times.

#qsmp #philza #cellbit #roier #spiderbit #qsmp clips #killed me on the spot

[bertoyana]

Erik turns and gives Xavier a warm smile.

X-Men (2000) | Dark Phoenix (2019)

#mine* #cherik #xmenedit #x-men #gifset #undercovercannibal #xmenuniverse #marveledit #filmedit #otp: i want you by my side #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #me personally i think its hilarious how every other version of cherik is miserable except alt timeline cherik LMAOOO #like if comic!charles found this out it would automatically kill him on spot i think

[windoftime]

#if you spotted more you're regrettably nerdier than me #my favorites are the sublte Howl's Moving Castle one and obviously LWA #domicile sinister and rage ron killed me instantly #toh #the owl house #toh hunter #the owl house season 3 #toh season 3 #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #thanks to them

[sysig]

“It could be that the loss of her children drove the Queen deeper into her darker desires...but, I don’t believe she was fighting against them that hard before that particular tragedy. No monster does.” (Patreon)

Bonus:

Hmm, wonder what he could cover those holes with :3c

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #UkaGaster's answers about Toriel really interest me :3c #As evidenced by the quote caption lol - but his other ones are very interesting too! Since it sounds like she's still around! #Poor classic Handplates!Gaster believed Tori dead for such a long time while she was at the Ruins #Meanwhile Fellplates!Gaster is just like ''? I saw the Queen last week she threw me into the pricker bushes? -.ò'' lol #But anyhow lol ♪ The implications that they're still in each other's vicinity really makes me curious about their relationship! #And how Toriel might react to knowing that someone - someone other than her - is having So Much Success on one of her sore spots #Not just of having children but of the constant reminders of Gaster's success where she has to live every day with a heavy heart for her own #Being cruel to him over it - well that's just par for the course isn't it ♪ #He mentions that she's much more of an emotional sadist - insulting him and then making it Very clear that she does Not approve of the holes #''They're ugly and you should feel ashamed for drawing so much attention to something so unsightly'' #I do think that her knowing that he's so intent on being kind and merciful and then twisting the knife on how much he's hurting her- #Making him feel guilty for daring to even attempt the betterment of all - for giving pieces of himself away and try to be a good person #''If anyone will break my spirit it will be her'' :) #Although that's all assuming that Toriel even knows about the brothers! :0 When I thought about it later it'd make more sense if she doesn't #It was still too good to not do something with the idea hehe - but imagine her betrayal if/when she found out tho she'd kill him on the spot #Gosh I haven't drawn Tori in foreeeeever I can't even remember the last time #Doing a/nother study on her would probably be fun haha she's rather plain how I draw her currently #I wonder if her Fellplates version would also wear reading glasses hehe #And the bonus :3c Where are the plates featured in Fellplates? Surely it's not just called that as a reference right ♪ Hehehe

[laquilasse]

Shoutout to the Edgeworth family cowlick :) ❤️

#miles edgeworth #gregory edgeworth #ace attorney #dadworth #ace attorney art #my art #the little tuft you can see when Greg takes off his hat in aai2-3 and those pixels kill me on the spot

[spicyraeman]

yee-fuckin-haw

#the next time I try to work on an au with the hardest things to draw on gods green earth (horses guns and cowboy hats) #pls just kill me on the spot

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

You guys are right btw we are reclaiming the dsmp in 2024 she’s ours

#i want to make comics and fanfic that would have killed 2021 me on the spot #the server is not a wasteland anymore it’s full of characters and their plotlines #c!connor and c!fundy start a community radio/podcast #c!bench trio marriage VINE BOOM #the bank plotline with boomer and hannah #she/her c!wilbur #c!eret crown arc #c!puffychu wake up after a night out to find c!quackity snuggled up between them #no context whatsoever #anyway #merry 2024 #dsmp #were rambles

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

you made it onto a gianni stream did you know this.

INEEDTOLEAVE IGOTTAGETOUTTAHERE

#HELP. HELP. MODS?? MODS. #DELETE ME. DELETE ME AT ONCE #IMLEAVINGIHAVE TOGO CALL ME TAKEOUT THE WAY IM IN A BAG READY TO GO #MY NOTIFICATIONS. #HELP #RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE #GET ME OUT #ok. ok. uh. #I’ll just say I’m glad you guys warned me #vs me finding out while watching the stream at work tomorrow #because it surely would have killed me #on the spot #I need to go to the nearest body of water and let the gators take me now #goobye… #non voice post #ask #asks #edit: to the other people who sent me This Warning #thank you.. I won’t reply to all cause I don’t want to spam #but thanks for letting me know I have to face this tomorrow LOL

[imnotlole]

Tomb for Two

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #rose x kanaya #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #rosemary #two dead girls having their honey moon in dream bubbles #Honestly not a bad place to finally meet up #also this made me realise #they got killed in the same spot #yep that's the Lebanon hanover cover

[mustlovewillgrahamsdogs]

obviously i hate mason verger with the fire of a thousand suns but i alsoooooo love anything that can provoke an honest reaction out of hannibal. and his face here is fucken PRICELESS!

bro was big mad!! not even trying to hide it!

honorable mention to mason immediately following up with "what game of chicken are you and the sperm donor playing, dr lecter? 👀" because WOW what a landmine of a question. that is really the overarching theme, isn't it?? prepare yourself for my thesis, mason!

#hannibal deserves an award for not killing him on the spot #i know he was struggling #and calling will by the nickname sperm donor will always be hilarious to me #i do kinda wish the drug induced face eating/neck snapping killed him tho #but then we wouldn't have digestivo #so whatever #he can live for now i guess #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram #hannibal #tome wan #mason verger

[4alarmfirecracker]

Kacy killing us all and making us scream "Just kisssss!"

Bonus:

#Kacy #ncis hawaii #NCIS: Hawai'i #Kate x Lucy #NCISHW* #Kacy* #NCISHW:s3 #NCISHW:3x04 #So yeah ... It's been a while since I've giffed but I had to for this scene okay ? I wanna gif more but I'm exhausted #and looking for a new job right now so I don't have the energy or time :( #the nose bump thoughhhhhhhh kill me #kate I would have kissed lucy on the spot if I were you