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orangechickenpillow · 7 months
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The experience of playing bg3 is saying something thats perfectly normal and socially acceptable and then having Astarion immediately go
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elizakai · 2 months
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One thing I really want to see explored more when it comes to Nightmare’s character is the fact that he doesn’t lie.
Nightmare “never lies, only hides the truth.”
Nightmare being manipulative, twisting people’s words and disguising meanings is much more interesting than him simply lying to someone’s face and giggling about it later…
The amount of intentionality and intellect that goes into twisting the truth is, in my opinion, infinitely more intimidating.
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not-rab · 9 months
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sirius: it’s so nice being held :)
death eater: ??! i’m holding u hostage
sirius: still :) it’s nice to be held
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a2zillustration · 5 months
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Holding hands will make things better, surely
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hearts4dorlene · 1 month
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James: You've literally got no reason to be mad at me.
Sirius: James, I'm just-
James: Unless this is about me totalling your motorbike
James: Unless this is about me telling Remus you're scared of the dark
James: Unless this is about me accidentally ripping your leather jacket
James: Unless this is about me stealing your rings
James: Unless this is about me dating your brother
Sirius:
Sirius: I was going to tell you to stop snoring so loud BUT WHAT THE FUCK-
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yourgalgremlin · 17 days
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chasingthestarss · 3 months
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Regulus: I made tea.
Sirius: I don’t want tea.
Regulus: I didn’t make tea for you, this is my tea.
Sirius: Then why are you telling me?
Regulus: It’s a conversation starter.
Sirius: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Regulus: Oh is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
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matiisnottrash · 9 months
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"i want to buy you something.
But i dont have any money.
No, i dont have any money. . ."
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hiya, if you look closely you can see when i gave up trying to do the background and just started doing random lines
in this piece you can see our boy Sirius in the mall, CAUSE SOMEBODY GOT HUNGRY AT F*CKING 2:00 AM, so he and Remus went to the mall (or idk a place that is open 24/7)
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wisteriasymphony · 5 days
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(i wrote our boy being overdramatic @mostmagical @xhanisai @graythegreyt)
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"Okay, and if everything developed as it was supposed to..." Adrien muttered to himself, slowly taking off the plastic bag he'd wrapped around his hair, "...It should look..."
Adrien studied his reflection in the mirror. He was right; It did look. BAD.
He went to fish the box the hair dye came in out of the trash, just to check for sure. Indeed, they looked nothing similar: The box showed what looked like a subdued strawberry blonde, and the mirror showed an orange that wouldn't be out of place in a construction zone.
"This is fine," he said to himself, gritting his teeth. "...Nothing washing some of the dye out can't fix."
So, Adrien bent over his bathroom sink and began to scrub at his roots like his life depended on it, because in that moment it felt like it very much did. Buckets and buckets worth of bright, kindergarden-crayon-orange seeped into the sink's drain, until it finally gave way to an only slightly better highlighter-orange shade of runoff dye.
After that good 5 minutes of "fixing it", Adrien looked back to his reflection in the mirror. No change, aside from his mouth falling open in abject horror.
"Oh god, no no no no—"
Looking to his hands brought him no comfort, as they now were stained just as orange, like he was the Lady Macbeth of shoving his hands up a jack-o-lantern's ass. And just as Lady Macbeth experienced, no amount of scrubbing would rid his hands of the "damned spot"—one which covered the entirety of his palms and fingers.
A squeaky voice echoed from behind him—One who'd clearly been watching this spectacle the entire time. "Looks like you missed auburn big ti—"
"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" Adrien shouted back, letting the sink still run—the dye wasn't even willing to part from its ring around the drain, it seemed. Adrien nearly buried his face in his hands, before he stopped himself from spreading the horrid disease further. "God, my father's going to come back from the dead just to kill me for this. —I can't go out looking like this!"
"Luka Couffaine goes out with dyed hair all the time."
"Luka Couffaine does not look like a fucking papaya, Plagg!" Adrien collapsed over his sink, debating whether or not this mistake was worth taking up teenage alcoholism. "I can hear it already.... I'll be called 'Orange Boy' for the rest of my life..... I just wanted to not be blonde anymore, and look at me," he whined, "I'm a disgrace!"
"At worst you look like a fruit!" Plagg replied. "And everybody already knew that about you."
If Plagg had shoulders to grab, Adrien would have done so, just to violently shake him. Maybe rub off some horrible mango-colored hue on his body too, just to impart upon the kwami some of his misery.
"...God," he lamented. "I have to tell Marinette... Warn her about what I've done to myself."
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Alphard: Are you gonna make sure nobody picks on your brother?
Sirius: Mhmm
Alphard: You're gonna stick up for him?
Sirius: Yeah
Alphard: What does he have? Do you remember what it's called?
Sirius: Auto-Autumn...
Alphard: Autistic?
Sirius: Autistic!
Alphard: And if kids pick on your brother, what are you gonna do?
Sirius: Kill them
Alphard: ...reasonable
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wri0thesley · 5 months
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went to my parents place today too and can we have a moment of love for my chunky tabby old man son courfeycat
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cat-s0ul · 10 months
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Sirius: Reg, are you virgin?
Regulus: why on earth would you want to know that?
James stops playing with the snitch to look at them
Sirius: yeah you’re right I don’t wanna know
Reg, looking at James: I’m not by the way
Sirius: wHAT??? WHO?
James looking like deer caught in the headlights swallows. Regulus raises an eyebrow at him smirking before turns to his brother.
Regulus: I don’t know. Ask your best friend maybe he knows.
Sirius, suspecting: Jam- Potter, May I ask why you could know that?
James, panicking: no?
Sirius: no?!
James: maybehetoldmeormaybeimthem
Sirius: you deflowered my baby brother??????
James: I dunno
Sirius, incredulous: do not you know?????
James is starting to defend himself but he is cut off by Regulus’ louder laugh. Sirius looks offended by it.
Sirius: what’s so funny, Regulus?
Regulus still laughing: Are you serious? “Deflowered” are you an old Victorian woman???
Sirius: yes, I'm Sirius. now, would you mind telling me if my best friend broke the not-fucking-your-best-mate’s-bother code?
James shakes his head pleading with Reg to deny it.
Regulus: yes, but he didn't-
Sirius, not listening at all: JAMES POTTER-
James, acting as a soldier: yes, sir!
Sirius: in the next few days, you will be called to get your sentence for deflowering the baby brother of a marauder after an extraordinary meeting.
Regulus: for Salazar! Sirius! Let him be, he didn't deflower me as you say
James: what!? Wasn’t it me?
Sirius: what?
Regulus: nop, it was Barty.
James and Sirius: WHAT?
Barty Crouch Jr sneezes somewhere
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faeskiss · 1 month
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the listener: *breathes*
ZAROS: YOU UNGRATEFUL SPOILED PALACE BRAT HOW DARE YOU EVEN EXIST PEOPLE ARE DYING AND ITS UR FAULT
like damn pookie I’m just tryna live😩😩
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maxsix · 1 month
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sshirakumo · 6 months
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"Jean, if you think I'm a Titan for odd jobs and not cut out for combat, you're dead wrong! With the Cart's endurance, as long as I'm not taken out, I can keep going until I’ve won!”
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inafieldofdaisies · 24 days
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Queen of Tears (2024) | Song Joong-ki as Vincenzo Cassano
There are many rumors about who he is. The youngest heir of a conglomerate family. A former soldier stationed abroad. Someone who came here on a spaceship. Others say he's a werewolf. His name is Vincenzo. And he is… from the mafia. He's a Consigliere.
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