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forever-rogue · 5 months

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hello, lovely! i've been re-reading your works like CRAZY, you're so talented! 🩷 can i pretty please request for a friends-to-lovers one with eddie where the reader's ex suddenly comes back to her life and tries to win her back, and eddie realizes his feelings for the reader? i LIVE for jealous!eddie too sksksks thank you! 🩷

AN | Nothing good happens when the ex comes to town, right? 🥰

Warnings | Language

Pairing | Modern!Eddie x Fem!Reader

Word Count | 2.5k

Masterlist | Main, Eddie

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“Guess what,” you walked into Eddie’s cozy coffee shop, waving at a few regulars as you made your way over to the counter. He stopped what he was doing and looked at you with expectant eyes, a lazy little half smile on his features, “hiya!”

“Hi sweetheart,” he leaned onto the counter, resting his chin in his hands as he looked at you gently, “lemme guess…chicken butt?”

“Very funny,” you leaned in and kissed his cheek before you reached over and helped yourself to one of his brownies. He always saved at least one for you, which was something that always made you feel warm and fuzzy inside, “but no.”

“Do tell then,” he grinned as he turned back to the espresso maker, “gingerbread flat white?”

“Ooh, yes please,” you watched him work in awe before he came back over to you, setting the cup carefully in front of you, “no, the exciting thing that happened to me was that I saw August today!”

Eddie’s face dropped immediately as his jaw clenched, “August.”

“Yes!” you looked happy and somehow that made his stomach churn, “he came into the office today to consult with one of the designers and I saw him when I was leaving! He had no clue I worked there and I had no clue he was there.”

“Your ex,” he pointed out as you lifted up the cup and started to drink the delicious latte, “August, your ex.”

“Yes,” you raised an eyebrow before sighing lightly, “we’re still…well I wouldn’t say friends. But we needed things amicably if you don’t remember.”

“You cried over him for weeks,” he almost shouted but quickly dropped his voice as he narrowed his eyes, “he broke your heart!”

“Yes, he broke up with me, but it wasn’t over anything bad,” you cringed when you remembered that you really had been upset when August had broken up with you, “we just weren’t good together. That’s all.”

“I never liked him,” that was the understatement of the century. Eddie didn’t just dislike August, he hated and loathed him entirely. You’d broken your heart and Eddie couldn’t stand that. Just like he hated the face that he was dating you in the first place. Eddie had been in love with you for as long as he could remember. Probably since the day he’d met you over ten years ago, “he’s always been a little bit…scrungly.”

“Scrungly?” you repeated, almost choking on the coffee in between your giggles, “what does that even mean?”

“I don’t know, just like scrungly,” he flailed his arms dramatic, “either way I don’t like him.”

“I’m well aware, Edward,” you reached over and gave his hand a squeeze, “but it is what it is…and we’re going hang out and go bowling soon.”

“You’re what?” he looked like he was going to explode and you couldn’t help but laugh nervously. You’d always wondered why he didn’t like August but he never really had a solid reason. You figured it was just some weird guy thing, “why are you hanging out with him?!”

“Because he asked if I wanted to hang out and there’s no reason not to,” you straightened up and grabbed your coffee, “look, Eddie, I know you mean well, but you don’t have to worry. It’ll be fine. I’ll be fine. We’re just going to hang out once and if it’s completely terrible I never have to see him again, and if it goes well maybe we can be friends. Okay?”

“Yeah,” he lied right through his teeth, “okay.”

“I’ve gotta go,” you took a step back and offered him a small smile, “see you tomorrow for movie and pizza night?”

“Of course,” like he would miss a chance to spend time with you, “love you.”

“Love you too, Eddie,” you promised. If only he knew how very much, “thanks for the coffee.”

“Anytime.”

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“Hey!” you looked up from your phone when you heard the sound of August’s cheery voice. Tucking your phone into your pocket, you walked over and met him halfway to say hello. He pulled you in for a friendly hug, “you look great. It’s good to see you again. Really good.”

“It’s good to see you too Auggie,” you felt your face warm up but decided to ignore it as you walked up towards the bowling alley. You reminded yourself that this was a friendly outing and not a date, “I can’t believe you’re back in Indy now.”

“I can’t believe you work as an interior designer,” he held the door open and you were immediately overwhelmed by the sounds of people bowling, talking, and laughing. You looked at him with a shy smile and shrugged. It hadn’t been a career you would have thought of either, but Eddie had nudged in the direction after you’d helped him design his cafe. Besides becoming friends with Eddie, it was one of the best designs you’d ever made.

“It just sort of happened but I love it,” you walked towards the counter to get your shoes and a lane, “you remember Eddie, right? He helped me get there, he was a huge supporter.”

You both gave your shoe sizes to the bored looking clerk and when he told you the price for everything, you moved to reach for your wallet but August gently pushed your hand away, “I’ve got this.”

“Okay,” you gave him a starry eyed smile as he grabbed both pairs of shoes and started to head towards the lane that was now reserved for you. The bowling alley always had a very distinct smell but it was so nostalgic to be there, “I haven’t been bowling in forever. This was a good idea! I think the last time I went was a couple of years ago with Eddie.”

“Eddie,” you couldn’t quite tell what he was thinking from the tone in his voice, “you’re still friends with him?”

“Of course,” you finished pulling on your shoes and looked at him curiously, “he’s my best friend.”

“He’s in love with you,” okay. That was definitely annoyance in his voice and you had no clue why, “I’ll be honest with you, it was one of the reasons we broke up in the first place. Sometimes it felt like you were dating him, not me.”

“I…he’s not in love with me,” your mind was reeling at what he had said and you couldn’t help but wonder - what if? What if Eddie really was in love with you? No…you weren’t even going to bother to entertain that thought, “you broke up with me because of Eddie?”

“It wasn’t entirely him,” he dropped his voice and looked at you sweetly, “but people change and grow, you know? You never know what could happen.”

There was definitely a suggestive tone to his voice that was not lost on you. You only managed a small smile in return before clambering nervously to pick up your bowling ball. You felt his fingers brush along your back as you moved, causing goosebumps to erupt all over your skin.

“You never know,” you agreed nervously, voice almost a squeak as you went to take your first shot. That did have you thinking though - would you want to get back together with him? You had never really thought about it…but the idea wasn’t all that bad either. It wasn’t like people were lining up out the door to ask you out…sometimes you had to take what you could get.

A part of you was excited by the prospect - he was a good looking, nice guy that you did love once upon a time. On the other hand, you didn’t want to open that can of worms and let anything happen that could end with another broken heart. Plus there was the issue of Eddie. Realistically it was a non-issue. But you knew that your heart would always long for and yearn for Eddie. You loved him, you’d known that for a long time, but you always knew that nothing would ever happen or change between the two of you.

August continued to be friendly enough and you didn’t think anything of it, but as the night progressed, you could tell that things had changed. You hadn’t done anything, not to your knowledge anyway, to act flirty or make it seem like you wanted anything but friendship with him. It was his comments about Eddie that had you experiencing a feeling of unease. The way he’d talked about him just didn’t sit right with you.

By the time the two of you felt the bowling alley and parted with August pressing a kiss to your cheek, you’d realized that this definitely had been a date.

Fuck. You really hadn’t expected this to happen.

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Ever since the night you’d gone out with August, Eddie was behaving oddly towards you. You couldn’t quite place it but you hated the idea that he was any bit mad or annoyed with you.

You’d been texting with August back and forth, and you were both following each other again on social media. You’d made plans for a casual lunch date soon; it was since Eddie had learned about your second outing that he’d been acting weird. You were pretty sure that he was just downright ignoring you. But you weren’t about to let that stop you from being his friend.

“Hey there,” you walked into the shop when you knew it would be slow and he’d be there. You were almost positive that he’d been avoiding you and had his employees cover for him when you came to the shop. Eddie’s face paled as soon as he saw you, but he still managed a tight lipped smile, “everything alright, Eddie? I feel you’ve been…avoiding me.”

“I haven’t been…I’ve just been busy,” he shrugged noncommittally as he went back to scrub at the counter, “that’s all.”

“You’ve always been a horrible liar, Edward,” you walked up to the counter and offered him what you hoped was a reassuring smile, “did I do something wrong?”

“I…no. You didn’t,” he still wouldn’t meet your eyes but pushed a muffin towards you. Of course he still would save your favorite for you, “it’s nothing.”

“Funny,” you willed him to look at you but the boy still refused, “it doesn’t feel like it. Ever since I hung out with August you’ve been…weird.”

"You don't get it, do you?" He sighed in frustration, tossing his rag to the side and waving his hands around dramatically as you looked at him in confusion. He inhaled and exhaled deeply before brushing his wild curls out of his face, "I want you. I want to date you. I'm in love with you."

"Oh," it came out more as a small squeak than anything as you looked at him to make sure you'd heard him correctly. Eddie looked close to tears as he waited for some kind of response from you. You pointed at yourself before whispering, "me?"

"Yes," he nodded seriously, "you. I'm sorry if that's not what you wanted to hear but it's the truth. And I just wanted to get it out there."

"Oh," this time realization set in. Eddie Munson was in love with you. Not some other girl like you'd always assumed, "you're in love with me."

"Yes. Yes," he felt so nervous he was surprised he didn't just barf then and there, "listen-"

"I'm in love with you too,” your voice was quiet and shaky, but Eddie heard you loud and clear. When he didn’t say anything at first, you completely freaked out and ran through the back of the cafe and into the chilly evening. He followed after you immediately and didn’t stop still he caught up.

He perked up and looked at you from under his lashes, studying your face to make sure he’d heard you correctly. You offered a small, shy smile along with a shrug, “I’m…nervous. I dunno, I kind of always thought you knew but you never said because you didn’t want to hurt my feelings or let me down.”

“I - ugh, what…I’m - sweetheart,” the nickname sounded so sugary sweet now that you knew the true intentions behind it, “if I had any clue that you felt the same way, I would have said something long ago. I should have just done that anyway.”

“Oh,” your cheeks warmed up, a combination of nerves and the chilly of the winter air as you looked at the pretty boy. You were stopped from saying anything else as big, flat snowflakes starting coming down on the two of you. A grin spread across your face as you held up your hand to catch a few flakes in your hand, “it’s snowing.”

Eddie watched you in awe, enamored by every little bit of you. He reached over and put his hand on your face, brushing his thumb over your cheek. Your breath hitched in your throat as you look at him expectantly. You knew what was coming but at the same time you didn’t want to assume anything, “I really want to kiss you.”

“I really want you to kiss me too,” you grinned as you leaned in closer, meeting him halfway until your lips met his. It was a sweet, slow thing, tender but hungry at the same time. Both of you had been wanting this for way too long, and now your dreams were finally coming true.

A first kiss in the middle of the first snow of the season. How could it get any more perfect?

Eddie took your face in his hands, and peppered your face in kisses, which only caused you to giggle, “c’mon pretty girl. Let’s get inside and get some hot chocolate.”

“That sounds perfect,” you reached for his hand and laced your fingers together and pulled him back towards the cafe, “c’mon handsome.”

“But first promise me one thing,” he stopped you nervously as you raised an eyebrow at him, “promise me you won’t see him again. He’s the worst.”

“I promise,” you definitely weren’t planning on ever seeing him again, “it’s only you for me, Eddie.”

“Yeah,” he agreed softly, “you’re it for me too, sweetheart. Only you.”

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson one shot #joseph quinn #st

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disco-tea · 1 year

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Sorry but Spike’s Crush outfit will never not be funny to me. Like that’s his Normal Guy outfit. He’s such an ordinary and datable guy. See? Nothing strange or uncanny about him AT ALL. Look at how normal is. But thing is it’s just the exact same configuration at his usual clothes but blasted with a Joe Normal beam 🤣

It’s a newer black leather jacket but NOT a battle-worn duster. It’s a light grey t-shirt instead of a black one. You know what’s so normal and civilian?? TAN KAKIS instead of black jeans. And to top it off we’ve got an earth toned button down instead of a blood red or black one. He was wearing a blue one earlier in the episode.

Because good totally normal not undead guys wear blue right? That’s totally a thing. That’s such a normal thing to do. He’s literally trying so hard to be as passably and presentably ordinary as possible but also he’s still dressing exactly the same sksksk.

He’s just trying so hard and deep down screaming look how normal I can be please love me

#btvs meta #btvs 5.14 #spike’s clothes #spuffy

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fics-lovebot · 8 months

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stray kids recs

main masterlist

pls remember to reblog if you like any of my recs❤️

e.r means established relationship

ot8

giving them head while they are live - reaction

skz as hard subs - it´s a LOT sjsjjs

boyfriend things skz does - so fluffy

worm tales - crack, “would you love me if i was a worm?” KDAKJSD the hyunjin one lmao, felix is #stressed

sleeping on the couch after an argument - angst and then fluff, they messed up, it´s so sad :(

sitting on their lap while they’re gaming - fluff

chan

he forgets he is the dom - blurb, smut, sub!chan, puthy whipped, braind dead by that puthy

counting thrusts - blurb, smut, fluff, they´re in luvv, chan is cute fr, sex after sex, a lil teasing here and there

jealousy is adorable - yandere, idol!chan, best friend´s little sister reader, posessive and manipulative af, gets a taste of his own medicine

pretend - yandere! chan, he a murdererrrrr but he´s so soft for his baby

lee know

jealousy is a bitch - yandere, idol lino, daycare teacher reader, stalking, manipulation, he wants you to quit ur job, he´s mean, he threatens to harm you, lotttsss of yelling, throwing and kicking things aroung, punching walls, bloody hand and everything

boyfriend texts - slice of life, crack if you squint

han

jealousy is beautiful - yandere, idol!han, he is obsessed, kidnapping, cheating, you´re his new fixation, they´re both CRAZY

felix

suffocating - yandere!felix, noona!reader, toxic af, he thinks you´re trying to leave him so he chokes you,,,

game over - you´re on his lap doing the most, distracting him, so he loses the game and yk what that means, degrading dirty talk

jealousy is sin - yandere, idol!felix, fangirl reader, toxic affff

am i cute now? - smut, the way I gasped when i read the fIRST line I-, he´s sick of you looking at him like your cute lil friend

changbin

jealousy is heartbreaking - yandere, idol!binnie, doctor reader, he´s manipulative af, mentions of suicide, he´s unstable

hyunjin

under his spell - yandere!hyunjin, smut, clingy, obsessive, controlling, jealous, he swears at you, cray-cray, degrading talk, doesn´t let you go out by yourself, manipulation, he´s a witch fr

jealousy is sickening - yandere, idol!hyunjin, dog sitter reader, his love life depends on kkami lmao, he only lets you out of you go with him, he´s got a temper, slamming walls, yelling and all that, he´s terrified of losing you

glossy - smut, spoiled reader, he says so stufff ok?, it gets heated

morning text - so fluffy, pouty jinnie, he´s so dramatic lmao, #sulking

pretty - smut, ex bf! hyunjin, OOFF, he´s obsessed and is trying to get you back with good dicc

no nut november (loser #3) - smut, slice of life, domestic, he´s still dramatic sksksks, funny texts

dreamy - yandere, wAIT this is,,,, I was confused for a hot min, loved it

baby fever - fluff, non idol au, hubby! hyunjin, dad! hyunjin, so cute

taste so sweet - smut, he loves eating u out

when hyunjin forgets your birthday, but so do you - fluff, angst, e.r, he´s was so worried omg :( poor baby

seungmin

jealousy is precious - yandere, idol!seungmin, staff member reader, he want to shape you into his perfect girl, doesn´t let you get a job, he doesn´t let you go out, like literally doesn´t let you see the outside world, cray-cray, he needs you to be dependent on him so you won´t leave him, he likes it when you act as crazy as him

jeongin

jealousy is annoying - yandere, idol I.N, innie is crazy obsessed, kidnapping

love n´ devotion - smut, dark romance, yandere innie, yandere reader, toxic relationship, they´re both crazy asfffff

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golbrocklovely · 3 months

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guys i am genuinely angry at snc right now lol

i need to vent about this bc i feel like i'm the only one not on crazy pills while everyone else is enjoying their time sksksk

snc have a constantly moving chat on xplrclub now. it has caused MULTIPLE issues within the couple weeks it has been up. prime example being that snc had to make RULES, one being NOT TO SEXUALIZE THEM. yes. that happened, within the first 72 hours of the chat being a thing. they had to tell ppl "hey, maybe don't talk about our dicks in a public chat we can see."

and many other things have happened too. some of which i can't even mention on here. and ppl on xplrclub have been asking snc to get mods or do something to help fix things.

and boy oh boy did snc make a choice lol

they made a post asking for fans to apply to become VOLUNTEER MODS. they said that those that get chosen will get perks and merch and shit like that for being a mod.

the amount of annoyance i have rn is astronomical. i literally have a headache from being so annoyed sksks

first and foremost THEY NEED TO HIRE PPL. snc make WAY TOO MUCH MONEY to be asking for volunteers. that's just the reality of the situation. they own two mansions, but are asking for volunteers on an app they CHARGE FOR? you have to be kidding me with that one lol

not to mention, you're asking for ppl to volunteer their free time on an app they are paying for to "make sure it's safe for everyone". yall got me ABSOLUTELY FUCKED UP if you think i'm gonna lose money basically burning my free time away just to mod a chat full of ppl i have blocked on twitter. PAY ME BITCH. life is expensive. how about you volunteer eating this ass lmao

secondly, whoever they end up picking is gonna have a complex. that's inevitable. even if they choose exclusively grandmas that aren't in fandom drama AT ALL, those fans would think "obviously snc love me so much and i am one of their favorites", and that's the best case scenario. reality is they are gonna pick ppl that will BRAG on other platforms and then get big headed bc they will have a direct line to snc. and then on top of that, you are gonna cause fans to feel bad for not getting chosen, or think that snc don't love them. that ALONE should be enough for snc to know "hey maybe we shouldn't do this bc it's gonna cause favoritism in this fandom that already has a MIRADE OF ISSUES".

not only is all of this an issue, but then on top of that fans are asking for MULTIPLE CHATS to exist, one being an 18+ chat. and look, i don't like talking to minors either (even tho i know i have probably gotten asks from quite a few on here over the years). that being said, i ALSO know how to keep things age appropriate when talking to someone that's a kid compared to my big ass age. and that's what chat SHOULD be for. an 18+ chat will just become a gross spot for fans to sexualize snc, or say weird shit and think they can get away with it just bc it's 18+. yall should be able to talk to ppl underage without it getting weird. they only thing yall have in common is liking snc. stick to that topic and it shouldn't go south fast. or you know, DON'T ENGAGE WITH MINORS???? it's that simple too lol

yall know i love snc. but this is the dumbest, greediest, laziest "solution" to a problem they have ever created. i am genuinely so upset at them. not only that, but some of the ppl that have said they already applied to be a mod……………… this is gonna go south so fast it's not funny.

i mean literally one person that applied i have blocked on everything bc she's fucking weird and constantly sexualizes colby and basically begs for him to dick her down, and another one that applied is TRANSPHOBIC. make it make sense yall.

#personal #text #snc bs #no seriously tho i'm losing it lol

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yakuzacanons · 4 months

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Hope you’re well and that I’m not bothering you, is it okay if I request a sort of headcanony thing about Zhao where his S/O is Majima’s (adoptive?) daughter? Like if Majima was kinda overprotective, how’d he react when he finds out? Idk if this is weird or not thank you <3

SKSKSK this is so funny to me??? I've never done anything like this before so hopefully it's up to snuff n all that. Headcanons below. Last one for today, big sick rn.

First of all, Zhao just didn't know. Had he known, he would've been like "Listen, I'm pretty sure I got into a fistfight with your dad". In his defense, she wouldn't be surprised hearing that. Majima kind of gets into fights with LOTS of people.

Zhao isn't exactly scared of Majima but once he finds out his girlfriend's dad is Majima, he's like "...Okay, what now?" I mean, of course he knows he'll meet the guy eventually but what the heck are they going to say to each other?

On the flip side, Majima always knew his daughter would at some point grow up and probably eventually find a partner and even get married one day. He doesn't have a fatherly instinct in the same way that Kiryu does with Haruka but he does have that same protectiveness.

Majima would never demand that his daughter do or not do something, but he's seen her get heartbroken a couple of times before and it was only at the behest of his daughter that those guys weren't walking around missing an eye themselves right now. Of course, his daughter hasn't told Zhao about that yet...

In the end, they decide to invite Majima over for dinner at Zhao's place. They figured since Zhao's such a great cook and Majima is easily pliable with food, it's the best scenario. Plus, it's a private setting so they don't have to worry about being in public with Majima because... well, he's HIM.

Majima jokingly complains the whole way there, saying things like "Whaddya mean this guy's gonna cook dinner? If he's tryna impress me, it ain't gonna work!" Secretly, he's thinking it must be pretty serious if he's about to meet his daughter's boyfriend at the guy's house. And he's going to cook food too? He must be serious about his daughter then too...

Zhao doesn't come out to greet them as he's busy holding a giant ass wok in the kitchen. From the smell, Majima seems temporarily pleased but he's a little snippy about the fact Zhao didn't even come out to say hi. His daughter also goes to the kitchen to help Zhao plate the food. Meanwhile, Majima sits down grumbling to himself about manners and how the dinner better be damn good.

Once Zhao finally steps out of the kitchen and the two make eye contact, Majima literally just lets out a loud "ACK" and recognizes him immediately. Zhao just kind of waves hello casually. Majima just kind of sits there shocked for a little bit while his daughter fills up a plate for him and Zhao pours them all some tea.

Majima finally snaps out of it and starts making all kinds of noise about how come no one told him when his daughter said she was dating a guy named Zhao that it just so happened to be the same Zhao that he got into a fight with before the Omi dissolved. His daughter hands him his plate and in his noisy panic, he quickly snatches the plate out of her hands and haphazardly shovels some food into his mouth, still talking and yammering away.

He instantly realizes it was a mistake to doubt Zhao's cooking because the food immediately makes him shut up. His frenzy is placated with each bite and eventually he just kind of looks at Zhao and nods. In hindsight, despite having gotten into a fight with Zhao at one point, the guy always seemed pretty chill. Plus, he did help with dissolving the Omi... also, his clothes are kind of cool?

All in all, the night ends up going pretty well. Majima enjoys the food but to his surprise, and kind of to his daughter's surprise too, he enjoys the conversations with Zhao more. Seeing how genuinely happy his daughter was all the proof he needed though: this guy might be the real deal. Provided he doesn't get into a fist fight with him ever again.

#majima megaphone moment #yakuza #yakuza headcanons #yakuza imagines #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku headcanons #ryu ga gotoku imagines #goro majima #majima goro #zhao tianyou #tianyou zhao

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moon-catto · 2 years

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Shifting into JJK Universe!

I had this crazy dream and decided to write it down but with a little twist sksksk 😃

Warning: none, fluff? Manga spoiler inside!

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I got this crazy dream when I took a nap in the afternoon. I was doing my college assignments that I ignored for weeks. Tomorrow is the deadline so I literally speedrun my essay to prevent me from failing that class.

It was like 5 pm when I finally sent my essay via email to my professor, there's nothing special that time. But somehow the air feels a bit warmer and I can smell the subtle scent of wet grass because my windows are open. I can see the red sky outside where the sun is barely setting.

And something about it moved me. I pulled my chair closer to my window and sat there for a moment. I rested my chin on the windowsill as I enjoyed the light breeze of passing wind hit me gently.

Being a seventh semester student is tiring, I keep running here and there trying to keep everything together when it's clearly falling apart. I was too busy chasing after my diploma to see the world around me.

I forgot that the world can be so… beautiful.

A smile was curved on my face. It may look like a tired smile, but it feels blissful nonetheless. This simple moment is very precious, where I can breathe easily without worrying about my assignments and grades. I can just simply… breathe.

I wasn't tired, no. I have an even more heavy assignment before. This much doesn't tire me or maybe it's because I didn't realize just how tired I am? Perhaps that's why my eyelids feel so heavy right now.

I got a night class later… a light nap won't be a problem, right?

I'm not the type of person who dreams often. If I do, it would be an absurd type of dream, you know? Like the world is falling into a zombie outbreak and I'm the only human left. It usually ended with me running for my dear life with these left4dead zombies chasing for my ass.

Ugh, it was horrible. I don't wanna remember that dream again. Anyway the funny thing is, whenever I have these dreams I would always be able to access a side menu. Like an in-game menu where you can pause the world, resume the dream, skip the dream, or go back to the main menu a.k.a the real world. Of course, I was quick to choose to skip that dream— just to be chased by abnormal titans in another dream.

This time too, I was playing hide and seek with Huggy Wuggy from the Poppy Playtime game in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory (I know. It was a very wild dream). He found out where I hid, so I tried to run away but my body feels so heavy like time got slowed down but that thing— that blue furry monster walked so quickly towards me and was about to eat me.

I screamed but my voice also pitched down because I'm still stuck in the slow down mode. Thanks to my super quick reflexes, I was able to press the side menu and skip the dream/sarcastic.

So that's why now I'm stuck in this white space. I'm finally able to breathe freely and my movement becomes normal.

I was about to fall because of the sudden change in space, but luckily I was held by someone.

"Geez, that scared the hell out of me." The person who held me said, His voice is surprisingly familiar. "You appeared here out of nowhere and screamed like you're getting possessed." He had the audacity to laugh at my misery. I would be throwing hands and legs at him if only I wasn't so shocked at the current moment.

I let out a coughing fit because of the building tension earlier. My chest feels so tight, it's painful. The pain is very vivid, just like when someone punched you right on your chest. "Holy shit. Should have not watched that youtuber gameplay last night." I muttered between coughs.

"Hey, you're okay? You look a bit pale there." He pushed my chin with his thumb to see my face. I squinted my eyes shut, in fear that he had a disfigured face or something. I don't really think I can handle another jumpscare right now.

Sensing my fear, his voice got softer.

"It's okay. You're okay. Nothing is going to happen to you."

I clearly remember the owner of this voice. Is it really him? Can I open my eyes? What if it's not him? I can count the occasions where I fall for this kind of sweet trap in other dreams, it doesn't end well to say the least.

"I promise."

Oh, wow. He sounds very reliable. Why do I feel like crying?

"Aw, look at you." He ruffled my hair. "You're crying. You were that scared?" I can hear him chuckle lightly. "What kind of monster did you see to make you this scared, huh…" Maybe he took pity on my pathetic self, that's why he's pulling me closer to him.

A bump. Is this… his chest? For your information, yes it was hard. Also, boii, you're going to kill me right here.

"Now you're laughing. Aren't you a weird girl." He hummed, he sounded amused even. Figures, he must've never seen such a weirdo in his life.

But No, you don't understand mister. This is the most delightful dream I ever had in my life. Like for real? I don't wanna this to end.

Get a grip. I immediately slapped myself to stop my concerning train of thoughts. Geez, in all of the people I could have met, I have to embarrass myself in front of him.

Ah, now I wish to disappear.

"Quiet now, aren't we?" I can feel his hands trying to remove my hands that covered my face. "Come on, that's not fair. I let you cry on my chest earlier."

After a bit of pulling and tugging, I finally gave up. He's just that irresistible and also very stubborn.

"Now we're talking!" I opened my eyes and was met with his blue ones. "You're feeling better?"

"... Dear lord."

"Ah? Wah! Why are you falling all of a sudden?!"

"I must've saved a nation from a disaster in my previous life…" I was limp in his arms. My body gave up just like that, there's no ounce of power left. My knees shook like a jelly and my vision is getting blurry because of the rush of serotonin in my veins.

"What are you talking about?" He's enjoying this weird situation. He's pulling my noodle arms and twisting my body as if I'm a kind of a marionette. "You're really weird." He says but he's laughing at my pathetic state. Guess being a clown for my whole life can be advantageous sometimes.

"Thank you." He finally let me sit on the white ground. Currently breathing heavily and in denial.

"Hmmmmmmmm…." He leaned closer. I should've known this man doesn't know the concept of personal space. "I've never seen you before." He then clapped his hand in an excited manner. "Then how about introducing ourselves?"

".... Okay."

"Me first! I'm Gojo Satoru! I'm 28 years old and I'm a teacher!" He extended his hand and I accepted it hesitantly, because I was in awe at the size difference of our hands.

"... I'm Y/N…"

"... And?"

"... I'm 21 years old…"

"Uh-huh."

"And uh, I'm a college student."

"Ah, what semester are you in right now?"

"Seventh semester."

"I see, then you will be graduating soon!" He shook my hand vigorously and my whole body also shook following his movement. "Congrats!"

"I haven't graduated yet, why are you congratulating me?" I smiled.

"Because that means I will be the first to congratulate you!"

"Ah, that makes sense."

"So, you're not asking about what major I studied?" He asked with a wiggle on his eyebrows.

"Why should I?"

"Well because I'm a teacher. Isn't it natural to ask what major I studied?"

"Well, yeah." I nodded. "But then, a sorcerer doesn't have to go to college in order to be a Jujutsu teacher, right?"

He made a big surprised O. His expression is very cute, I can't hold back my laugh. "Are you a psychic?!"

"You can say that." I grinned.

"Oh, a sorcerer and a psychic. That would be a dope story." He smiled, his smile could light up the whole continent.

"I bet." I smiled back.

We spent like hours talking about various things. Mostly about our worlds, he's beyond surprised to hear that curses doesn't exist in my world.

"... That would be a perfect place to live." He told me in a rather solemn voice.

"Maybe."

He raised his eyebrows in question.

"Because in my world, some people have to live with something worse than a curse." I smiled bitterly at the thought. "You can say that we're cursed in one way or another."

"...True," he said. I thought he's a nosy person who invades others' personal space as he likes, but he doesn't push further after that.

"Hey, Gojo."

"What?"

"..." I'm hesitating to say this. I know that our time will be over soon and I don't know if I will be able to meet him again. But I always want to say this to him if I can. This is maybe just a dream, but my heart says otherwise— that's why I need to tell him this.

"... What are you going to say?"

"——————."

His eyes widened after hearing my words.

"Be careful." I told him with a sad smile. His surprised face somehow made me feeling hurt. "I don't want you to hurt even more."

Satoru woke up in a cold sweat.

"... Just a dream." It's supposed to be a dream. But why is his heart racing and filled with such uneasiness?

The words from the stranger in his dream keeps haunting his mind even with his hardest effort to forget it.

"Fuck." He bit his lips as the memory of his dream comes back again.

"Suguru Getou is alive but his body is taken over by Noritoshi Kamo."

Masterlist

#gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo satoru x you #gojou satoru x you #gojou x reader #jjk #gojo Satoru imagines #jjk imagines #jujutsu kaisen imagines #gojo satoru drabble #jujutsu kaisen drabbles #jjk drabbles

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ultimatebottom69 · 10 months

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I just wanted to laugh real quick. Sksksks. You dare say that kind of shit for real ? Yeah I don't give a damn a 19 year daddy's boy billionaires looking ass guy, fucking imploded because he wanted to "have a nice father and son moment with his hoarding money father UwU"

Like. Listen. There are tons of ways to spend time with your fathers that do include, not signing your own death warrant on an obviously very unsafe scam.

They all died of their own hubris, which was that a measly 250k would save them from litterally imploding.

The fucking captain and inventor of that shit was a known "I think safety regulations are overrated, I think it's a way for the gouvernment to take my money" kind of billionaire.

I am fucking glad he died of his invention with 4 other idiots who read the fucking contract before signing it then spent litteral 250k or 250 M to litterally go inside a fucking tin can Iron Lung looking ass submarine.

I feel absolutely no pity at all. They died too quickly to even realize what happened. But frankly it kills me they didn't see it coming.

Like I am sorry anyone who knows how the sea work could fucking tell that this was a tragedy waiting to happen.

We said "Eat the rich" it includes every type of rich. Even young idiots like that imploded guy.

Also thinking someone showing no empathy to idiots who died of their fucking stupidity make them evil is extremely funny as hell. I have empathy so I do not feel targeted by your bullshit, but contrary to you I know when it's time turn it off and look at the cold hard facts. I also know having empathy doesn't make you a good person at all.

That 19 year old idiot could have totally went "Hey Dad...Can we like...Maybe go to another submarine company ? Or do something next week ? Like the whole week in one of our many overpriced private jet to like go watch a live documentary of Titanic or watch a movie ? Or maybe buy some prostitutes ?"

Like listen. They are richer then any of us can imagine. They HAD tons of way to entertain themselves and DECIDED unimously AFTER seeing the fucking Tin Can that they should go into that Submarine.

Don't expect everyone to have the same "Oh no poor them" then you.

They were all assholes. Hoarders of wealth that could have helped any person like you and me not even question "What can we eat today ?".

And they never helped even a tiny bit.

Fuck them. And your wicked sense of compass. Feeling empathy for every single idiot who dies is not a virtue it's tiring, and you will burn out and it is stupid. Use your time preciously. And frankly even someone with empathy can be a total dickhead that you wouldn't mind seeing die.

Empathy is not a measure of how good of a person you are.

#oceangate #titanic #billionaires #a talk about empathy #empathy #lol #bts profile picture #fuck you #fuck that #frankly hilarious

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jinkookspencil · 1 year

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aquarium date | ksj drabble

description/tw: seokjin drabble / ~0.8k words / seokjin x reader (f) / fluff suggestive - references to hard-ons, sex, horniness, and d!ck / established relationship / anything in italics is meant to be said in a slightly different way like they're imitating one another or it's just in a funny voice / not really a fic, just an imaginary suggestive conversation between jin and his s.o. at an aquarium / saw a tank & a fish just like this and immediately thought of this scenario sksksk - forgot about it then wrote it one morning when i remembered so i wouldn't forget lol / also disclaimer aquariums can suck & treat animals horribly so just imagine this is in one with excellent conditions for sea creatures <3

“I wonder how they don’t kill or attack each other,” Seokjin mumbled beside you. You had been thinking the same thing while staring into the gigantic tank at the aquarium. This one tank housed more marine animals than you’d ever seen previously in your life. Different species of many different colors and shapes, all coexisting right before your eyes. You must’ve spent a good ten minutes reading the informational charts by the glass, and Seokjin was clearly mesmerized too - weirdly silent after cracking non-stop jokes when he saw the penguins.

Looking back up at the tank, something caught your eye.

“Seokjin-ah,” you giggle, lightly shoving him with your shoulder. It was only then that you’d realized you had held his hand at some point. So with your free hand, you point at the fish swimming around that caught your attention - a large one with a blue dorsal fin and a gigantic bill sticking out from between its eyes.

“Seokjin-ah, look. That’s you in the mornings.”

Your boyfriend looks back at you in confusion, but it’s not long before he understands, immediately waving your hand down after you pointed it around, imitating Seokjin’s morning wood.

“Ya!” he tries to protest from beside you, but when the fish reappears he finally allows himself to laugh and couldn’t stop.

“See how it’s swimming around? Like it’s looking for something? That’s exactly you in the mornings looking for me when I wake up before you. Walking around with your hard dick sticking out. Like 'Jagiya? Jagiya?!'”

Right on cue, the fish snaps around like it’s actually asking the question and playing along. Tears of laughter stream from Seokjin’s face, which is still undeniably red even while he tries to hide it in his hands. “Jagi - hehehe - Jagiya..... shhhhhh.”

“Do they have a little kitchen in this tank? If he’s looking for her, she’s probably there, preparing a little something for him. Like me. Can’t you guys just be patient? Then again, kitchen sex is always fun. In this case, I guess it’s coral sex.”

Seokjin wipes away the final tears that escape him as he looks back at the tank.

“You’re bigger, though,” you whisper when the fish returns closer to you, it’s large bill on full display.

Seokjin giggles again before abruptly stopping…. and then giggling even louder.

“Oh, yah,” he calls out, pointing at a fish not far behind the Seokjin-billed one - you had been too focused on it to see much else. This fish was faster, smaller, trailing the other.

“And that’s you. If that was me in the morning, then that’s you later in the evenings, trying to find me. See? Do you see how fast she’s swimming behind the other one? That’s you jogging around the apartment when you want to jump on me or show me your lingerie. I still don't understand why you speed-walk around our little apartment. As if I’m going somewhere. I’m just there. Ready and excited for you at any time. And you’re running around like Baby? Baby? Baby? Seokjin-ah? Seokjin-ah?”

The fast flapping of the fish’s fins were in tune with Seokjin’s spot-on imitation of you. You laughed just as hard as he did.

“Ya, fishy," he says towards the glass, "If you’re looking for him he’s just in the coral game room and he’s probably thinking about you too. Go look for him he’s… he’s already hard.”

You let out a chuckle, lightly shoving his shoulder before resting your head on it.

“You’re so cute when you’re horny,” he whispers. “I have to admit your little rush turns me on. Running - or flapping - around for me and my body, like you can’t wait for it….”

“Can you blame me? I have to admit I get turned on by you and your, you know, gigantic dick sticking out for me.”

“Jagiya...... you can’t just say 'your gigantic dick' in a public place,” Seokjin says in a hushed tone, and you practically feel the heat of embarrassment radiating from him, almost as much as you feel the vibrations of his laughter on his shoulder.

“We’ve been talking like this the entire time, and now you draw the line? No one can hear us,” you say quietly, looking around to confirm your suspicions. No one was close enough to hear you.

“No, it’s not necessarily that… I know no one’s here…. But, it’s hearing you talk about my gigantic dick, imagining you all… excited… I tried to say... I’m already….”

“Seokjin,” you look at him in shock, but he just clears his throat and scratches the back of his head. His tell.

“Ready to go home?”

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ingenio-academy-if · 2 years

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Hello Hello!

I am officially looking for Beta testers. I am looking for 6 to 10 people to add to a discord server with yours truly and ya’ll read my game and help me find spelling errors, grammar errors, tell me if the story is okay so far and most likely listen to me whine about coding or squeal over my own characters sksksk

If you’re interested feel free to send me a message, reply to this post or even send an ask! I want to keep this casual. I’ll let you guys know when I have enough!

What to expect as my beta tester:

-Reading a very unpolished version of my game, bunch of errors

-Me trying to be funny

-Me not resisting talking about my characters for hours

-Also I’m doing this ahead of time so you wont get access to the game or discord until next week!

#mansym rambles #ingenio stuff

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ginnyw-potter · 2 years

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Hi, I love your writings <3 If it's true that request is open, then👉👈would it be okay for me to propose you into writing a hilarious hinny fanfic over harry being poisoned with love potion. It's impossible that he went unscathed with love potions after the war sksksks. One of them must've succeeded at least once and I can imagine the kind of fun the weasley family had with having to deal with this. They're going to take the mickey out of harry so bad hahaha

Sorry, this took a while, busy week!

Merigold

Ginny came downstairs and found two of her brothers sniggering.

“What’s so funny?” she asked, walking into the sitting room. She saw Harry sitting on the couch, his eyes glazed over. “What’s wrong with him?”

George bent down. “Alright, Harry. Tell us again, what’s your new love’s name?”

Harry sighed. “Merigold.”

“You’re joking?” Ginny said. “Ron, isn’t that the girl who is always hanging around the auror department since you two started training?”

Ron nodded. “Yup. Must’ve slipped him a love potion.”

Ginny bent down, trying to catch Harry’s eye. “Look at the poor guy! And then people say I gave him a love potion! He can’t even function right now!” She shook her head.

“He does talk about you, a lot,” George said.

“All the time,” Ron said, sounding a little annoyed.

Ginny folded her arms and looked at both of them. “Shut up.” She came a little closer to him. “Hey, Harry, how are you doing?” Ginny tried.

“I am wonderful.” He grinned stupidly.

“Maybe if you kiss him, it’ll stop,” Ron suggested.

Ginny took a deep breath before replying. “Hermione should’ve never shown you those muggle movies. This is no princess under a sleeping curse!”

“Merigold is like a princess,” Harry announced happily to the room.

“I am going to kill Merigold,” Ginny said, taking her wand and twirling it, considering the hexes she could use the next time Merigold had the misfortune to meet her.

“No, you can’t!” Harry objected. Ron had to keep him from standing up,

“So what now?” Ginny asked, looking at her brothers.

“Don’t worry, Hermione is out buying the antidote,” Ron assured her.

Ginny turned to George. “If I find out that love potion came from your shop...”

George raised his eyebrows, unimpressed. “You are a hypocrite. I do recall you showing a certain interest in them before.”

“Not to use it!” Ginny objected, gripping her wand. “The whole section smelled like that love drunk idiot over there!” she said, pointing at Harry.

“Well, you can calm down. We don’t sell strong stuff like that,” George said, nodding towards Harry.

Hermione came back in. “Got it.” She walked over to Harry and offered him the vial. “You need to drink this.”

“Whatever for?” Harry asked.

“You’ve been poisoned,” she simply offered.

“I feel fine,” Harry told her, refusing to drink it.

“If only he had been that insistent when Merigold gave it to him…” Ginny said.

“I honestly don’t know how she did it, one moment he was fine and then the next…” Ron told her.

“No!” Harry said, pushing the vial away.

Ginny took the vial out of Hermione’s hand and held it out to him. “Harry, if you don’t drink this right now, I will hex you so bad you will still have bats coming out of your nose by christmas.”

Harry looked at her with a frown. She raised her wand at him.

He took the vial from her. “Fine!”

He drank the antidote and they all waited. Harry looked at the four of them in shock and then he promptly turned green. Next thing they knew, he ran for the bathroom.

Ginny followed him and found Harry hanging over the toilet.

“That antidote didn’t do it for you?” she asked, leaning against the doorframe.

Harry shook his head. “The thought of Merigold just…” He looked disgusted.

“Well, she’s not that ugly and she’s got big-”

“Ginny!” Harry let out, looking at her in shock.

“... Eyes?” She smiled at him.

He shook his head. “This is bloody embarrassing,” he said. He stood up and rinsed his mouth at the sink.

“Well, it’s not your fault,” Ginny said.

“Oh, Merigold!” George sang from downstairs. Harry looked mortified.

“Just let them be, if they get it out of their system now, they’ll stop soon enough.”

“Gin, I am sorry,” he said.

“You couldn’t help it, Harry. Merigold, however, is a dead woman walking.”

Harry put his arms around her and hugged her. “They’re just jealous of what you have.”

“Well, they can’t have you,” she said, squeezing him closer.

“Possessive, are we?” Harry teased her.

“Well, you’re just such a catch. Harry,” she said with sarcasm. “Like all those other women I just swoon when you walk into the room.” She let herself fall into his arms, a hand dramatically to her forehead.

“Alright alright, you have made your point, Weasley.” He pushed her back up and she grinned.

“Merigold, my beloved! Oh my dear princess!”

Harry returned to the sitting room, Ginny in tow. “The next person who says Merigold, gets tossed in the pond,” Harry said.

“Who?” Ginny said.

“Merigold.”

Ginny grinned as both her brothers approached Harry and attempted to pick him up.

“Looks like you’re going in the pond,” George said, delighted.

“Put me down!” Harry said, struggling to get out of their grip. He looked at Ginny. “You set me up!”

“I am so sorry,” she said, not sounding sorry at all.

#fic #hinny #love potion #fic request #anon

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2chopsticks2eyes · 10 months

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Idk why Tumblr don't let me put tags in your post of Minho <well shit>

But I just want to say is amazing OMG, all the development of the story is really gOoOd i love it, is like a whole combo in one, I mean, drama, funny, stress and hard sex qkskalq, I really love Minho in this is so cute, my new favorite concept 🥹🥹❤️‍🩹

Thanks for this amazing story, I was just looking for something good, but I found gold sksksk *insert the photo of lady gaga saying talent, brilliant, incredible, amazing, spectacular*

Sorry for the bad grammar, english it's not my first league and its 4 am kqksiq

Oh wow thank you so much! You’ve got me blushing 😽

It really means a lot to me to hear that my work has been appreciated and I’m so glad you found mine 🥰 I’m totally open for requests if you have any, but idk how long it will take. Thank you so much for your kind words! 😭 Sending you all the love 🩷💜💙

(Also, Tumblr needs to get its shit together because this isn’t the first time this has happened 😾)

💋💋💋

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drabbles-mc · 1 year

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fic ask game! You know me, couldn't pick just one, so I did a few and you choose which sounds most interesting.

Perspective Flip: Literally anything in JOW from Steve's perspective, bonus points if Javi and/or Connie are involved somehow???

For Want of a Nail: Grave Mistakes but Carrillo's shot isn't deadly. It maims Diego so DIEGO LIVES TO TELL THE TALE and also lives to you know. Talk back. Huge eyes emoji.

Time After Time: A Good Time and it's one week after? Legit don't know if Walt and reader would've intentionally seen each other or unintentionally but surely the fates (aka you) can make it happen somehow?

and you know me and i have no self control and i simply couldn't just pick one either! 😂💕 all the goodies are under the cut because I also...ramble... 👀 (ask game can be found Here)

Perspective Flip for Just One Week (also the fact that you chose my hillbilly husband for this??? chef's kiss): Okay so I'm gonna do a little POV flip from the end of chapter 1, because I do so love the idea of Steve going home to Connie and telling her about all of this to gossip like a little school girl sksksk

Steve was laughing at the back and forth that had transpired between Javi and Carrillo as he stood up to gather his things and finally get ready to go home. "He's never gonna do another favor for you again."

Javi waved his hand dismissively as he also got ready to leave. "he needs us now."

Steve chuckled, shaking his head. "You know, I really don't think that's true."

"Sure it is," Javi replied with no hesitation, lighting a cigarette as the two of them made their way toward the parking lot. "You think he knows how to handle her parents? What to say to her?"

Steve's eyebrows lifted, amusement all over his face as he asked, "Do you know how to do either of those things, Jav?"

He exhaled a stream of smoke as they got to their cars, parked side-by-side like they were nearly every day. "Got more of an idea of how to do it than he does."

Steve chuckled as he unlocked the door to his car. "Funny that she didn't ask you to do all this, then."

Javi dropped his cigarette to the ground, snubbing it out beneath his shoe. "She might still change her mind."

He rolled his eyes, choosing not to respond to the comment. "'Night, Javi," he said with a laugh as he slid into the driver's seat of his car.

When she heard the click of the lock on the door, Connie didn't need to turn around to know who it was. Keeping her eyes trained on the stove in front of her, she listened to the sound of Steve walking in. The door swinging shut, the clattering of his keys on the table, the way his footsteps went from heavy to soft once he took off his boots.

"Hey," she called back to him.

He walked up behind her, arms wrapping around her waist as he leaned in and kissed the side of her head. "Hey."

"How was work?" she asked. When all she got in response to that was a laugh, she finally turned so that she could look at him. "That good? Or that bad?"

He shook his head. "Wanna hear somethin' crazy?"

She smiled, letting her eyes drift back to the stove. "Sure."

"Y/N asked Carrillo to be her fake boyfriend while her parents are in town."

Connie let out a small laugh. "Oh? What'd he say?"

Now it was Steve's turn to laugh as he said, "He said yea." He shook his head. "You believe that? Fuckin' Carrillo."

Connie laughed at his disbelief, turning and looking at him again. "Is it that hard to believe?"

Steve smiled but there were still traces of confusion and disbelief on his face. "C'mon, Connie. I've told you about him. You really think he's the romantic type?"

She turned the heat down on the stove before turning around to face him head-on. "I didn't think that you were the romantic type at first. But look at you now," she said as she gestured to the fact that he still had his hands on her hips, keeping himself close to her the way that he always did.

"You didn't think I was?" he asked, seemingly shocked.

She laughed and rolled her eyes. "No, Mr. Who Checks Out A Cop's Ass, Right? I didn't think you were a romantic when I met you. But," she patted his chest, "I was wrong. Maybe you are too. Maybe Y/N knows that."

He shook his head. "Yea, I don't think that's it."

Tilting her chin up, she stole a quick kiss. "I guess you'll have to wait and see." She turned back around to the stove. "Keep me updated, yea?"

For Want Of A Nail for Grave Mistakes: The way that Diego surviving would change the landscape for every dynamic on that team going forward. (Obvs him dying does too but you know what I mean lol) I've also spent a lot of time wondering what it would take to finally make Diego snap and sort of lose his shit a little bit. I think that this would definitely do it! I think that he would finally snap on Carrillo, and it would mostly be about the fact that, yea, Carrillo almost ended his entire fucking life, but it would also be about everything else, too. Even if Diego didn't say it, you just know that some of the venom in his voice has been sitting in the pit of his stomach, stifled down for the sake of professionalism that he doesn't need to have in that moment anymore. My ideal scenario of this happening is him still being in the hospital. He's still stuck in bed after surgery and he'll be fine but everything still hurts. Steve is there visiting and dragged Javi with him and they're in there when Carrillo shows up, and it's the most tense and awkward few seconds known to man before Steve finally clears his throat and awkwardly has to drag Javi out of the room because he doesn't want to leave the two of them alone because Javi is still Team Carrillo all the way. But Steve manages it and leaves the two of them. And it's the first time that Carrillo has seen Diego since the dropped him at the hospital in the first place. 👀

Carrillo stood uncomfortably far away from the hospital bed, as close to the closed door as he could manage. He forced himself to take a tiny step forward as he said, "You look better."

Diego let out a dry laugh, cringing slightly in pain as he let his head drop back against the pillow behind him. "If I looked worse, I think that'd mean I'm--"

"Ramírez," Carrillo cut him off, whether out of force of habit, or because he didn't want to face the potential outcome of what he'd done, he wasn't sure.

"What?" he said, an edge to his voice as he stared up at the hospital room ceiling. Taking a deep breath, he looked over at Carrillo. "What do you want? What can I do for you, Colonel?" there was sarcasm in his voice where there never had been before.

He shook his head slightly, feeling the burn of shame creeping up the back of his neck. "Nothing. I don't..." he trailed off for a moment, unsure of where his sentence had been going. "I just wanted to make sure that you're alright."

"Since when?"

Carrillo froze, eyes widening for a moment at the question. "What?"

"Since when," he adjusted himself so that he was sitting a little more upright, easier to look Carrillo in the eye for this, "do you want to make sure that I'm alright?"

"Since..."

Despite the pain, and the anger, and the exhaustion, Diego felt something close to validation starting to build, too. "I didn't think I'd ever see the day you actually looked guilty over something that you did to me."

That was the moment that Carrillo realized that all of the times Diego had ever gotten under his skin in the past, it hadn't never been intentional. This, though, whatever this conversation was going to turn out to be, was going to show Carrillo just how easy Diego had been taking it on him for all the months that had gone by. "I didn't mean t--"

"You fucked up." It was Diego's turn to cut him off. "Top to bottom, everything that went wrong that day was on you. All the men that died? That was on you too. They should all still be here." He sucked in a breath, cringing for a moment as his hand came to rest over the bandage that hid the stitches across his stomach. "And you should've looked before you shot me," he tacked the statement on almost like it was afterthought, like it wasn't the entire reason Carrillo had shown up in the first place.

Carrillo could feel himself getting defensive even though he had no right to. "I thought--"

"You didn't think," Diego shot back with a shake of his head. "And that's why I almost bled out on the back seat of your car."

"Diego," Carrillo started, another sentence that he didn't know where it was going.

When he didn't say anything else, Diego figured he would fill the silence. "If you came to apologize, don't." He let out a humorless laugh. "If you didn't apologize when it happened, I know you're not going to mean it now." Diego could see it on the man's face that he was landing hit after hit without even having the ability to get out of bed. "If you came to talk about something else, it can wait until I'm back."

"Until you're back?" he parroted back.

A hint of a smug grin tried to pull at the ends of Diego's mouth. "Yea. Once I'm cleared, I'll be back." He saw the shock on Carrillo's face and laughed. "I can live with what you did to me, Carrillo. Can you?"

Time After Time for A Good Time: Okay the fates can and will make them run into each other again. Not only do they run into each other, but they run into each other while Walt is with Sal (aka: what's left of the Smash & Grab crew) 😌

Walt let out an annoyed exhale, a puff of smoke flowing from between his lips as he did. He was shaking his head at Sal, who was sitting across the table from him in the small restaurant and bar. "I'm tellin' you, it's not gonna fuckin' work. We gotta--"

"Walt?" you couldn't stop yourself from saying it, from interrupting their conversation.

Both men instantly turned and looked at you. Walt's eyes widened at the sight of you, the man across from him keeping his expression neutral as he went back and forth between looking at you, and looking at the man sitting across from him.

The shock was slowly starting to fade from Walt's face, but the annoyance that had been there previously wasn't coming back. You couldn't get a read on the expression, really, on Walt's face or the other man's.

You supposed that you couldn't really blame him for being surprised. He probably didn't expect to see you again, or at least, that's what your assumption had been when you'd woken up to an empty bed the morning after the two of you had gone home together. You hadn't taken it personally then, weren't particularly happy or sad about it one way or the other. But you also hadn't been expecting to see him again.

"Hey," he finally forced out.

The tone of Walt's voice got a surprised, almost amused look out of the man he was sitting with. He took a sip of his beer before nodding to Walt. The fact that he had never seen Walt looking the way he did, told him everything that he needed to know about the situation, about who you were. "You gonna introduce me to your friend, Breslin?"

You laughed at that before you could stop yourself. "That'd be quite the trick," you said as you looked at Walt with a bit of a smirk, "since he never actually got my name."

The other man laughed, shaking his head as he held his hand out. "I'm Sal."

You smiled, shaking his hand as you gave him your name in return. "Nice to meet you." You looked at Walt. "And here I was thinking that you didn't have any friends."

Sal's grin stretched a little wider, reveling in the entirety of the scenario that you all found yourselves in. "Here I was thinking that Walt never--"

"Can you give us a minute, Sal?" Walt cut him off before he disappeared completely into the floor out of discomfort.

Sal chuckled, nodding as he stood up. "I'll grab us another round." He looked at you. "Want one?" he held up his beer bottle.

You shook your head. "I'm alright, thanks. I won't be long."

Sal nodded in acknowledgment, sparing one last look between the two of you before chuckling and walking away, shaking his head as he went.

You sat in the empty chair between Walt's and Sal's. You were about to try and break the ice when Walt spoke up. "Sorry I just, you know..."

"Took off without saying goodbye?" you finished his sentence with a laugh. You saw the sheepish nod he gave you and shook your head. "It's fine, Walt. Honestly, I wasn't exactly surprised. A little offended? Sure," you joked, "But not surprised.

He let out a small chuckle, like he wasn't sure if he was allowed to laugh at that. "Right."

You studied his face, the way it looked a little different now than it had then. His stubble was a little shorter, the expression on his face seeming a little less tired now than it had then, but you wondered if that had less to do with him actually feeling better, and more to do with the fact that you'd caught him so off-guard it gave him a tiny jolt of energy.

"You know, I kind of wanted to give you a hard time just for the fun of it," you said with a smile, "but it seems like your friend is going to take care of that for me."

Walt laughed, a little more at ease about it this time. "Yea, he fuckin' will don't worry."

"I had accepted that I probably wasn't ever going to see you again," you told him as you took out a cigarette for yourself, lighting it before continuing. "But since, you know, here we are," you gestured between you with the hand that held the cigarette, swirling smoke between you, "it feels like it'd be a waste to not take advantage of it."

His brows drew together in confusion. "Yea?"

You chuckled at his expression. "Yea," you nodded as you placed your cigarette between your lips, grabbed a napkin off the table and a pen from your bag. You jotted down your number before folding it up and sliding it over to him, like you were passing off classified information. Taking the smoke back between your fingers, you said, "There's my number. You know, to go with the name."

The look of surprise came back to his face. Part of him almost thought that you must be giving him a fake number, that he was going to be calling a random person on the other end of the state, or an ex of yours or something. "Really?"

You laughed. "Really. We had a good time, right?" When he nodded, you gave him one in return. "Good times can happen more than once." You saw his friend coming back out of the corner of your eye and you carefully stood up. You took another drag before saying, "Call me," tendrils of smoke slipping out with each letter. Turning to look at his friend, you smile. "Nice meeting you."

The slick grin on his face was more directed at Walt than it was at you as he said, "You too." He sat down, both he and Walt watching as you walked up to the counter to pick up whatever food you'd shown up for. Sal was unable to stop his laughter as he said, "You didn't get her fucking name, man?"

Walt chuckled, shaking his head as he toyed with the folded napkin you'd given him. "Fuck off."

Sal nodded to the item between Walt's fingers. "That her number?" Walt's silence spoke volumes. "You gonna call her?" Sal chuckled as he watched Walt shake his head, but he didn't really deny it. "You're gonna call her."

Reaching across the table, Walt chuckled as he grabbed one of the beer bottles that Sal had brought back. "Give me my fuckin' beer."

Ashling, if you read this far, I love you and I'm sorry 😂 These were all just so fun I couldn't kill my darlings I couldn't so I just did all of them lmao

#ask #asks #just one week #grave mistakes #a good time #narcos #narcos mexico #walt breslin #horacio carrillo #steve murphy #oc diego #oc diego ramirez #ashlingiswriting

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brxkxnhxxrtsclxb · 4 months

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Ok, off topic, totally not judging, but girl what on earth is that name of yours? are you going through a Nomura phase? [Nomura has a weird fascination with the letter X]

But back on topic as not to be totally mean...rant about some Bsu stuff 🎤 baby names, proposals, when did you start shipping, why you ship, where do you see the ship going forward, go go go

Oh and the most important question, the one that could make or break a friendship....long haired or short haired Boruto? answer wisely.

lmaoo tell me why i was about to ask who is nomura😭😭 my mistake. i know who sksk and nah i just thought it’d be fun to have the vowels x’ed out😭 it basically says broken hearts club :3

and lmao wait i never thought about baby names. why do people instantly jump to babies when it comes to ships ??!!😭 it’s concerning… but i can see them with a blond haired violet eyed child !!

as for when i started shipping… honestly, when sumire confessed. don’t ask me what chapter that is cuz i don’t remember sksk but that moment. i was instantly rooting for her like “yes girl. GO GET YO MAN” LMAOO and honestly ?? it’s probably the only ship i can see being canon for boruto and sumire. it’s either them together or none at all. i can’t see them with anyone else but that’s just me. the small details the manga implemented in few panels are noteworthy especially for a shonen where obviously romance will take a backseat and not be focused on. it’s there, but not up in your face there, if that makes sense xD

also that one novel mentioning the idol lily that himawari likes ?? YEAHHH i like the detail that boruto can’t decide if he thinks she’s cute but he loves her eye color which is violet like COME ON THEY COULD NOT MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS sksksk. sure, there’s… controversy as to how canon are the novels but that’s a cute detail from boruto’s part especially since he’s shown ZERO romantic interest in anyone. don’t get me wrong. i’m not saying him liking an eye color is romantic but it’s a nice detail that we now know. boruto likes magenta and violet xD

LMAOO LONG OR SHORT HAIRED BORUTO GIRL. neither💀 like i don’t personally care but if i have to pick… honestly imma go with the short hair cuz that’s boruto. he don’t be rocking no long hair. like i’m sorry but boruto is tryna be sarada’s brother SO BADLY, it’s kinda funny but short hair is more his style. let’s please let him have his own style. he already doesn’t stand out as a MC that much. nothing is 100% his in this sequel so let’s let him have his own style for once😭😭 he already took sasuke’s cloak, fingerless glove and sword look, so the least he can have is his own hair style to kinda make the look his own and not an 100% copy paste of sasuke. boruto deserves better writing and design wise tbh… like at least in part 1 he had his own look. now he looks like a sasuke cosplayer

also, sorry for how long this ended up being. i just needed to rant about borusumi cuz i miss them >.<

#boruto #boruto manga #borusumi #boruto x sumire #ask #ask blog #answered

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golbrocklovely · 1 year

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omg i need to bitch about this sksksk

so, i've never been to san fran, i probably will never go (not for any particular reason, mostly bc i just don't have money and no interest to go) but the fact that sam still to this day bitches about this is hysterical to me.

look, it sucks your shit, along with colby's, kat's, and stas', got stolen. that's terrible, truly. BUT THERE WAS A SIGN NEAR YOUR CAR TELLING YOU NOT TO LEAVE YOUR SHIT UNATTENDED.

did you think they put that sign there to be funny? as a joke?

like i get your from kansas and i can only imagine there might be.... one?? major city there, but like..................... YOU DON'T LEAVE YOUR PERSONAL SHIT IN A CAR UNATTENDED IN A CITY. what's not to get in this situation??

did you deserve to get your stuff stolen?? no, of course not. i'm not saying that. but to blame a whole city on your lack of reading comprehension skills is a little weird, my guy lmaoooo

i'm kidding, but also... no i'm not.

#personal #text #sam golbach #the fact he hates a whole city bc he left his shit in a car that had signs near it saying not to do that is fucking funny #like none of them deserved that to happen... but what did they expect??????????#sam and colby #colby brock

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yakuzacanons · 9 months

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I loved the Minecraft and Roblox headcanons!! They got me thinking how the boys would react to playing something on the VR! Like, full headset on and stuff!!

(imma be back with another request because I just love putting the blorbos in scenarios like these sksksks)

SKSKSKSK lol yeth also sorry for the late reply, inbox v full and me v busy. Headcanons below day cut, babey!

Kazuma Kiryu

Thinks the idea of VR is cool but the second he has the headset on, he is VERY confused. He's super worried abbout hitting someone or something so his movements end up being so small that it doesn't really register. Honestly would get motion sick.

Majima Goro

Fascinated by the idea and thinks it's super fun. However, he has zero idea what his range of motion is and swings around a lot so stand far away. Totally trips over furniture like he's in a Looney Tunes cartoon.

Akiyama Shun

Scared and confused. Type of guy to see stuff moving at him in VR and think it's coming at him for real. He gets used to it eventually. Type of guy to accicentally fall asleep with the headset on.

Saejima Taiga

The poor man has a giant head and most headsets don't fit him or at the least are very tight on his head so he gets headaches and can't play for long. Gets more into it than he predicted though. Particularly interested in first person shooters in VR.

Tanimura Masayoshi

Probably the only one out of all the boys who already knows what VR is and wants to get his own headset someday. Likes to test out different brands if he gets the opportunity to see which fits and feels best while playing. Might be the only one of the boys to even consider doing that, honestly. Seems like the type of guy to be into beatsaber in VR.

Ryuji Goda

Easily frustrated by VR. Also part of the head-too-big-for-most-headsets team. Asks a lot of silly questions like "How do they get all the stuff inside this thing?!". Once he gets a hang of it though he feels like he's on top of the world. Has totally knocked over a chair during a VR session.

Nishikiyama Akira

Likely the only one of the boys to already own a VR headset. Seems like the type of guy to like farming sims or rhythm games specifically. Doesn't get as much time to play as he'd like. Still always impressed at how cool things look in VR and says "Wow" a lot.

Daigo Dojima

Clueless as all hell. He understands what VR does but doesn't quite have a hold on the physical movements. The hand to eye coordination will take a while. You might have to demonstrate the moves to him to which he will mimic you best as he can and say "Like this? Or... like THIS?" while waving his arms around.

Mine Yoshitaka

Won't really care here nor there about VR until he realizes he can play fighting games. Virtual punching bag sounds fun as hell to him and it's an outlet for him. Hasn't ever done VR before but learns the fastest out of everyone.

Tatsuo Shinada

Crying and sobbing because he wants to try VR but is broke as hell. Even when he gets the chance to play, he just mostly looks around and is like "Wow, games can look THIS good?". Very impressed by graphics. Doesn't like combat heavy games as he will just let out a funny scared noise when something comes at him and just drop the controllers.

#yakuza #yakuza headcanons #yakuza imagines #majima megaphone moment #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku headcanons #ryu ga gotoku imagines #goro majima #majima goro #akiyama shun #kazuma kiryu #kiryu kazuma #akira nishikiyama #ryuji goda #daigo dojima #mine yoshitaka #tatsuo shinada #masayoshi tanimura #saejima taiga

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