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#this man gives me a headache
umblrspectrum · 2 months
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i love the craps
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ghostingcrows · 9 months
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Okay I’m about to fist fight a fucker over this so I’m just gonna make this into one big ol master post of basically everything I’ve been saying for the past few days into one big collective post
HOBIE BROWN IS NOT AN ADULT
STOP BEING CREEPY
More explanations under the cut
I’ve been complaining about this a lot and for people that don’t understand this situation essentially in an interview one of the directors said that an early concept of Hobie design was that he was supposed to be like the cooler older kid and as the example used for this he stated the ages 19/20
Because of this many people took it as still being canon which has led to a large bit of debate in the community between people about his age
The people who have taken this reference to the early concept as canon have started bashing people who ship Hobie with others in the group (mainly Miles and Pav which is important and which I will come back to later) as well as used this as an excuse to sexualize Hobie because hes an adult
A barely legal one which even if this was true is its own separate issue
However the issue with this specific take is that its wrong
For a variety of reasons
1) For starters people say that since the director said he was 19/20 it must be true however another director/creator of the film has stated that Hobies age is up for interpretation meaning he doesn’t have a specific set age
However, it is very clear based off of everything else that Hobie was still meant to be in the teenager range in terms of age 
For starters the actual movie
Throughout the first half of the movie Hobie is referred to a couple times by both Gwen and Pav and later Miles
Every time he is talked about in this context it is always with the undertoned implication of him and Gwen supposedly having a romantic relationship with both Pav and Gwen treating it as a sort of thing that could potentially cause friction or other issues in regards to Miles and Gwens relationship
If Hobie really were 19/20 this would be, cannot stress this enough, incredibly weird and creepy on the writers part
Unlike Hobie Gwen does have a confirmed age and she IS a minor and the movie imply that she had a relationship with Hobie whether she actual did or not and treating it as a joke would be weird and out of place if he was an adult
Not to mention that a lot of people referred to Gwen, Hobie and Miles dynamic as a love triangle which again weird and gross and uncalled for if Hobie was an adult
2) The art books both in the english and Japanese translation refer to Hobie in a way that either implies hes a kid or outright uses terms that mean hes a child
In the English translation of the book Hobie is referred to as the cool slightly older boy the girls want to date
Meanwhile the Japanese translation literally spells it out
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3) I’ve heard a variety of different deflect in regards to all the above mentioned stuff
“Hobie doesn’t look like a kid” people age differently. I’ve met kids in high school who were the same age as or younger than me with full ass beards and mustaches as well as people who are well into there 20 who look like they’re still 15 he simply just has a structured face
“He was bit at 16 in the comics and said he was spider-man for 3 years in the movie” We aren’t in the comics universe though and in this iteration Miles was bit at like 13 and Gwen at like 14 meaning that in actuality the kids are usually bitten really damn early and the actual facts are that we don’t know how old he was when he was bitten and since we very clearly aren’t in the comic universe as these movies are significantly different from the comics you can’t just go off of that
“Just because it was a concept doesn’t mean it was changed it could still have been kept” While it is true that yes sometimes things from first draft concepts are kept a lot of times they aren’t such as Hobies best friend Pavitr who was supposed to be 13 in his concept but very clearly isn’t in the movie (I don’t actually have solid evidence for that claim I just think it would be weird that they make comments about Pavs body and show him shirtless if he was still 13 in the final-) both Pav and Hobie had a shit ton of changes done to them  alongside basically all of the main 4 (Hobie, Pavitr, Gwen and Miles), except for maybe Miles but he was already an established character, so using his concept as hard and fast evidence when he very clearly was changed a lot and everything else points toward him being a kid just doesn’t work
“He mentions going to a pub so he has to be at least 21” first Hobie is British and the legal age in Britain is 18 also you don’t have to be of legal drinking age to go into a pub you just have to be old enough to actual order drinks which doesn’t even account for the fact that this is also Hobie we’re talking about who would not give the slightest fucks about the legal drinking age “But they show him with a beer in his montage and they wouldn’t encourage that in an underage character” Hobies montage is so fast paced and colorful that I genuinely don’t even know if thats true because you can barely comprehend the stuff that happens in that scene the first time you see it and not to mention that he also flips off the cops in that montage so I don’t really think they were too concerned about encouraging certain behaviors or not since half of Hobies speech in that scene was about overthrowing governments saying ACAB
So in conclusion
Hobie doesn’t have a confirmed age but based off off all the information we are given he is probably actually closer to 16/17 as his age
Now as a side tangent something else I want to address is the inherent homophobia and racism undertones that came with the initial spreading of his false age
Because when people initially heard that age they’re first instinct wasn’t to jump at the actual movie for imply a ship with Hobie and Gwen but was instead to jump on the people shipping Hobie with Pav and Miles
Both other male characters who are also characters of color
Odd that the first though was the (honestly at that time) relatively new and unpopular gay poc ships (Yes I know the ships are more popular now they had BARELY any content at the time of the interview)
And I also want to address the sexualization of Hobie just in general
Lets say that Hobie was really 19 years old
That is barely a legal adult and the amount of edits and post I have seen making NSFW comments about him is genuinely uncomfortable coming from some of you ESPECIALLY as those peoples ages get farther and farther from 19 themselves
In general based off of the comments I have seen in regards to his age and in relation to the content made around Hobie it comes across more as people just wanting a way to either bash gay ships or sexualize him without coming across as a freak because “technically hes old enough”
Not to mention that because you’re all so angry at the preposterous notion of Hobie, HOBIE, being *gasp* gay you overlook the actual problematic ships like people shipping actual minor characters with actual confirmed adults such as Miles x Miguel a ship which I have seen a grand total of 2 people criticize because people were too focused grasping for straws so they could sexualize Hobie
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bellamygate · 1 month
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NO ACTUALLY PHEE SURELY DRUGGED JIN ON PURPOSE W THAT WATER BOTTLE
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hee-pster · 5 months
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it has once again been a while but here is an edit of jake! also omg i went to the enha concert on the 19th and omggggg ughhhdgwidv.. anyways... https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8k5Uuvs/
Atp Jake is my fucking wrecker I hate this
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edgepunk · 2 years
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Sleepy baby.
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aimseytv · 1 year
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the funny thing about doing minecraft lore with your best friend is how i just spent an hour screaming at guqqie and now we are just in the kitchen eating noodles and watching tv
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rhythm-of-space · 9 months
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Why can't people just be normal
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coloricioso · 8 months
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maybe spoilers but... I am in kind of conflict with my Cassandra and Agamemnon novel, because, at least, in the "original myths", she always accompanies Agamemnon to his death. She doesn't escape and she willingly decides to join him in death, and in some versions, she even tries to save him, but dies while trying to do so. On the reasons of why she acts that way, Aeschylus gives the idea that fate is inevitable, so there is no other ending possible for them, and since Cassandra knows that, she simple resigns to fate in the last moment (though Aeschylus also gives the vibes that Cassandra is forced by Apollo to "be destroyed"). It could also be, like Euripides' Trojan Woman, that Cassandra "agrees" to die because she sees herself as a "sacrificial instrument" to avenge her family. My concern is: from a feminist modern view, if Cassandra willingly decides to not save herself and be murdered next to Agamemnon...
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ventiswampwater · 1 year
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this is the funniest image to me I love it so much
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edit: oh and THIS one too lmao good lord:
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creamiceandsugar · 1 year
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sss class revival hunter is that doctor who episode where he goes "just this once, everybody lives" and i cry but then Also it's not that everyone lives all the time, it turns out, it's just that we are making the most satisfying ending. kim gongja went back in time a bunch of years and he remembers how miserable everything was and he said "right we're doing None of that and im not gonna be cool at all i really am just fixing things" it's a fix it fic of a story you dont know and it's making me so feral
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like bro?? sir?? this was a philosophical debate on how to view the world, on how to approach making it better. this is where "starving children waiting for the sun" came from too i had to take breaks in between speech bubbles bc i was so overwhelmed i didnt expect this from a stupid action story!
like bro, bro we're past "are monsters evil and do we need to kill them or are they alive and have emotions" we're Past it we're talking about whether you should strive to fix the world out of anger at all the injustices, or because you have experienced happiness and see how beautiful the world Can be if you fix it im Losing it
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sophiethewitch1 · 19 days
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hey... when's part 6 of that Isekai batfam tfic ? 😞
When I can think through the constant crippling pain I'm in. Hope this helps!
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coldswarkids · 22 hours
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my roommate's interminable chattering has reached critical mass this week and i'm constantly inches away from delivering the thunderous rebuking slap that could be heard from 50 miles away
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shaa-ki · 4 months
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I might regret asking, but can someone please explain what's up with Data and all the men who look like Data as if I've never seen Star Trek? I got so confused in Picard but I could somewhat ignore it, but then I was watching Enterprise, and tell me why there's another not-Data character whose name I immediately forgot. Are they all the same person? Are they all related? Who the hell is allowing these men (man?) to get away with all of this shit.
I followed Next Generation, but I have since lost the plot and everyone's names.
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the undertaker vs allan reynolds. broadcast on wrestling challenge, january 8th, 1991
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carmenpeach · 2 months
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my meds still get sent to where i used 2 live and its like 5 hours away and i have until the 30th to get them so lets hope i can make it over by then -_-*
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jazz-kity · 1 month
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is there anyway to make rejuv less like...... bright
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