#this man i swear

[agentpenguinmann]

Yor: *says something heartfelt to Loid*

Loid: *activates the shoujo filter*

#spy x family #and yet he still manages to convince himself it's for the mission #this man i swear #twiyor #yor forger #sxf twilight #manga caps #manga spoilers

[loving-elvis]

My favorite 50s!Elvis photos, part 136 of ∞; This Goofball

#This man I swear #That last photo never fails to get to me #50s Elvis has me in a stranglehold #Love of my life #Elvis Presley

[thecrimsonbook]

Is this man a trained FBI agent or a goddamn puppy???

#criminal minds #aaron hotchner #hotch #puppy hotch #this man i swear

[where-our-stories-start]

Will Turner bringing peak dramatic pining

#will turner #wiliam turner #pirates of the caribbean #potc #curse of the black pearl #orlando bloom #will turner x elizabeth swann #this man i swear #the drama! #the pining! #the feelings of inadequacy!

[hopefullystillliving]

Johnathan: I don't think the Count is human- I think he's dangerous, he nearly killed me and was only stopped by the crucifix- I thank the woman who gave it to me despite my judgments, it may have saved my life.

Johnathan: Also he got rid of my mirror which is really annoying. How am I supposed to shave now?

Johnathan: Also also, I am a prisoner in this castle and there are no means of escape. I'm the only living person here, and may be doomed.

Johnathan: Also also also I saw the Count making my bed which was kinda weird. We chatted about Transylvania some, which was fun!

#this MAN i swear #dracula daily

[suchawrathfullamb]

Whore Graham Appreciation

#slut! will is my favorite brand of will #the smile in the meat is bitter MURDERS me #hugh dancy is a criminal for these #how is he doing it #this man i swear #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hugh dancy #murder husbands #mads mikkelsen #hannibal lecter #this man is so fine #this man will be the death of me #this man has me in a chokehold #i need him

[ladyfogg]

Neil every time a social interaction goes slightly askew during his BG3 playthrough:

#neil newbon #astarion #this man i swear #baldur's gate 3

[jhoneybees]

HOLY MOLY *whistle* That sweaty chest, jawline and the hair... Damn-🫠

#elvis #elvis presley #elvis fans #70s elvis #i love him #holy moly #this man i swear

[sdrose93]

Tom 🤍

#Tom Cruise #Top Gun 1986 #Pete Maverick Mitchell #Pete Mitchell #this man I swear #handsome guy #love <3

[iwillhityouwithachair]

Every single time someone else's redstone is involved. Every single time.

#grian #hermitcrap #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft #this man i swear

[bbnibini]

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP

My guy...WHAT?!?

from the memory UR Devilgram, "Demon King Who?"

#this man i swear #he's so so amsikfnfnfnfnfn #he's so unhinged and so out of touch #he said that so casually it's in character but wtf man 😭 #do what you will with this info there's probably some nightbringer lore we can associate with this #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me spoilers #obey me solomon

[luxhesperus]

so i finally had time to do zayne's route and

he either says something unintentionally funny

or he says something so out of pocket 😭

please what is this man doing 😭😭

#THIS MAN I SWEAR #😭😭😭 #love and deepspace #love and deepspace zayne

[murasaki-cha]

Eyebrows seemingly drawn by a single, uninterrupted stroke of a famed artist's brush; a nose and a chin shaped in perfect angles that defied attempts to measure them through mere devices of men; a pair of deep eyes seemingly carved out of a beautiful jewel containing all the misfortunes found in this world. If someone saw those features and not get immediately drawn in by them, then there must be something wrong with that person.

And always remember kids ORV is

*looks at smudged writing on hand*

Sgraignt..? stanghf? Straignft? Ztraight?

#this man I swear #Kim Dokja you damned homosexual #orv #orv novel #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #joongdok #omniscient reader #omniscient readers viewpoint #omniscient reader's viewpoint

[the-girl-lost-in-fandoms]

can we talk about phil picking up 'dying things green' as a hobby to cope with dan being on tour???

#this man i swear #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil #dan howell

[sexyvixen7]

(Source: _AlanaKing_ on Twitter)

Lord Have Mercy 🥵

#jensen ackles #spn dallas #sweet baby jesus #lawd have mercy #this man i swear #holy hell #oof 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #❤❤❤❤

[khaopybara]

the actor khaotung thanawat is.

#khaotung thanawat #ofts #only friends #ray pakorn #that's it that's the post #i'm in awe #this man i swear #thank you for being an actor sir #th: only friends