#this man is crazy

[evignonita]

Requests ???! Nervous being a good dad to Tycho !!

Current state: liquid, crying, sobbing, broken, desolate...

Toddler Tycho 🙁🛸

Based on the obsession that Nervous has in one of my saves with reading to Tycho.

I want to disappear, soon I'll go back to school, I'll die 😔

#this man is crazy #he is a mess #but he is my mess #ts2 #the sims 2 #simblr #strangetown #ts2 premades #nervous subject #tycho curious #fanart #the sims 2 psp #the sims 2 fanart #pipipi

[thewales]

The Telegraph:

The Duke of Sussex has argued that he had been treated “less favourably” than others when he was denied the right to automatic police protection in the UK.

The Duke on Tuesday said the Home Office committee that made the decision after he announced that he was stepping back from his role as a working royal, had “failed to treat (him) as it treated others”.

Shaheed Fatima KC, the Duke’s lawyer, also told the High Court that the committee had failed to consider the potential “impact on the UK’s reputation” that a successful attack on the Duke might have, “bearing in mind his status, background and profile within the Royal family”.

(…) The Duke’s lawyers pour scorn on the notion that “a Prince of the realm”, the son of the King, is not protected by state security when in the UK.

He believes he should be given state security in light of the threats/risks he faces, not “simply by dint of who he is”.

Full article

#this man is crazy #imagine saying all that and believing it #brf #the suxs

[catboyrichardkarinsky]

Everytime i think maybe In trousers isn't as weird as we act it is i remember there's actually gay columbus x vespucci fanfiction in it and it's actually one of the most important parts of the entire musical. Also none of those are actual characters in the show.

#in trousers #bill finn #this man is crazy

[annainnorth]

SEIMEI step sequence with back rolls, the 3 rundowns!

This is so badly made, my editing program hates me, but I needed to~

He keeps his timing thorough, amazing stuff.

Watch this madman run through his Olympic winning performance (all jumps) here (timestamped to when SEIMEI starts playing in the livestream) 

#yuzuru hanyu #hanyu yuzuru #seimei #this man is crazy #i still have not recovered from that livestream btw #have rewatched so many times already #figure skating

[monocle-teacup]

Yandere Mandroid

Think about it. This man is going off the rails trying to destroy Transformers so I’d say he has potential as a yandere.

-There wouldn’t be an instant attraction on his part. It would be a slow burn as he bonds with you. Considering that it’s been a while since he had consistent human interaction, he’d be grateful for the company.

-The first time he realizes that he may have deeper feelings for you would be when he hasn’t seen you for a while. This man hasn’t had anything other than destroying Transformers on the brain for years so the fact that your absence bothers him to such an extent would confuse and irritate him.

-He’d send Arachnamechs to find and monitor you, just to make sure you’re safe. Even after you come back, he’ll still have a small team of Arachnamechs monitor your residence. Also, he’ll have a constant video feed of whatever the robots can film of you.

-What would really get the yandere train going would be if you end up having a soft spot for Transformers, especially if you’re actually friends with one. Of course you would never tell Mandroid about it, but he’d find out via footage from the Arachnamechs. Seeing you smile and be so happy with one of those alien scum would cause Mandroid to accidentally crush whatever it was he was working on upon seeing the footage.

-Mandroid would conclude your fondness for the Transformer as plain ignorance. The Transformer is clearly putting on a ruse in order to get close to you. Since he’s humanity’s protector and always in need of parts, it wouldn’t take long for your ‘friend’ to disappear. You have a theory about what happened so you start to distance yourself.

-At this point, Mandroid decides that you’re much safer with him and decides to come get you himself while wearing one of the arms of your Transformer friend.

#tf #tfe #transformers #transformers earthspark #tf earthspark #earthspark #earthspark mandroid #headcanon #yandere #mandroid #dr. meridian #holy shit this got dark #this man is crazy #yandere headcanon #yandere headcanons #headcanons #tfe mandroid

[donde-el-diablo-parquea-la-moto]

Max is alone in the server building a computer, surely nothing will go wrong.

#qsmp #q!maximus #this man is crazy

[forever-ares]

my whole tiktok has been yuta singing his part in love on the floor… because of his whiny voice. now hear me out: yuta is a breedable man.

#ares' thought cavern #/j /lh #maybe /hj #idk #nct 127 #yuta nakamoto #nct yuta #love on the floor #concert #this man is crazy #i need therapy #this mf #anygays #byeee <3

[elizabethbennetonweeds]

what does fujimoto sensei eat on a daily basis? tears? blood? smelly soup? raw flesh? bad milk? seafood???

#chainsaw man #fire punch #tatsuki fujimoto #this man is crazy #i think he would be best friends with oscar wilde #or with my sister

[shortkingvi]

he’s got the mschf kicks on no fucking shot 😭😭

#this man is CRAZY #i love mschf lmao #wwe #seth rollins

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’ #COMPLETELY unaware #boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu #he’s anything BUT boring #he just doesn’t say shit lmao #fionna and cake #adventure time #atimers #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time fanart #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #princess bubblegum #cake the cat

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike fights Moon at the Pizzaplex..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf moon #moondrop #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #what a crazy fight that was.. does moon win or lose here? both? #moon is baffled bamboozled even flabbergasted #my man wasn’t prepared for someone to be that happy to sleep #didn’t even get to use his magic on him #Mike just took himself out slept on command #officially Mike likes moon just cause he’s an excuse to eepy

[linktoo-doodles]

i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth

#laius thorden #laios touden #kabru #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #Linktoo art #labru #narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway #the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me #its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations #just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him #the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him #hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process #meanwhile #laius is just autistic

[vannahrt]

“Today was a good day.”

#*deep breath* #KINGER IS MY FAVORITE OLD CRAZY MAN #tadc fanart #tadc #vannahrt #Gooseworx #the amazing digital circus #caine x pomni #IF U SQUINT AND USE UR IMAGINATION #tadc kinger #tadc caine #tadc bubble #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc gangle #tadc zooble #tadc ragatha

[shegetsburned]

friends with benefits w. shiu kong *ੈ✩‧₊˚

.nsfw.

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who’s off as soon as you guys are done. the man is busy and got things to take care of— after you, of course

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who doesn’t even bother removing his clothes, he’ll lower his pants to fuck you, that’s about all you’re getting. might eventually come to remove his jacket.

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who pounds you so hard against the wall, and light his cigarette five minutes later, like your insides haven’t just been destroyed.

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who’s huge but modest so you’ll never see it coming.

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who promised to avoid kisses or more intimate gestures during these sessions so that it stays strictly like he wants; nothing but sex.

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who’s got a very stressful job and needs to forget about all of that for a few hours, and he’s able to do that with you. basically, it’s mostly to decompress after a hard and long day of work.

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who seems cold and unbothered but you won’t notice his small gestures; like holding the back of your head so it doesn’t hurt against the wall, every time he enters. or the multiple looks he gives you to make sure you’re able to take it and aren’t hurting too much.

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who likes to do it on the cold floor, on top of the counters and against the walls of your apartment. he’ll pick you up like you weigh nothing, manhandling you to the perfect position, wherever he pleases.

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who loosens his tie, before leaning forward and caging you in a corner after a whole week without the taste of your pussy. he’s been missing you and it’s the first time he goes down without you asking.

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who loves having at least one hand on your body at all times. he’ll run his hands along your skin, holding your waist, your hips, your neck, your thighs, your face..

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who was set on the idea to be fuck-buddies, but could not help but think about you while he worked, or hesitate to leave you in the morning.

˗ˏˋʚ fwb!shiu who never allows himself to cum in your pretty pussy but loses all sense of self control after a ten hours shift of exhausting talks with selfless assholes.

˗ˏˋʚ you always think it’s the last time you’ll see him, but you open your door and a horny mess of a kong reappears in the doorway. fwb!shiu might never confess that he’s been thinking about you all day.

© shegetsburned 2024. Please do not repost/edit/or claim my writing as your own.

#shiu smut #jjk smut #shiu kong smut #shiu Kong #jjk shiu #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut #shiu x reader #shiu x y/n #reposting this with a bit of modifications #this trope with this man actually makes me crazy

[anna-scribbles]

adrien tell ur mom to leave me alone !

#rip emilie agreste u would’ve loved breaking dawn pt. 1 #and family vlogger youtube channels #and AI #my art #emilie agreste #ml #she’s plaguing me. can you tell #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #i think it’s so swag that peacock holders don’t get masks #they just turn purple #the peacock miraculous made everyone slay #except for gabe. that man couldn’t slay if his life depended on it. he only knows how do get uglier. #anyway shout out to the emilie agreste who lives in my brain. that girl is crazy #thirteen #eye strain #tw eyestrain #eyestrain

[gay-fae]

part of what made across the spiderverse so perfect was that it was largely centered on WHO spider-man is, in EVERY universe. not just Miles, or Peter, or Gwen, or Miguel. Spider-Man. it was about the ESSENCE of Spider-man. Spider-Man is love for humanity. Spider-Man is having to sacrifice and lose everything you love for the mask. Spider-Man is rebellion against the powers that be. Spider-Man is about trying to do both, in every universe. about not taking no for an answer or listening when everyone tells you your destiny. refusing to choose between the things and people you love. that’s why Spider-Man is so compelling: they want everything, even though everyone else tells them they can’t have it. that it’s not meant to be. and they just. keep. trying. keep getting back up. they just keep going, man.

#im going crazy sorry #as a Spiderman lover since I was eleven years of age #this movie changed my entire life #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #across the spiderverse spoilers #atsv #atsv spoilers #into the spider verse #into the spiderverse #itsv #itsv spoilers #fable’s stuff #spider man #spiderman #miles morales #gwen stacy #peter parker #miguel ohara