#this man is ruining me

[leedongwook]

My new sexuality tbh 👇

Bible wearing a fuckn crystal crown I fuckn can’t 🥵🥵🔥🔥❤❤

#bible wichapas #THIS MAN IS RUINING ME #GDI #i dont know if i wanna be him or want to be with him BOTH BOTH #kinnporsche #vegas theerapanyakul #haleysbible

[yeyinde]

i wanted to write light and easy simon riley smut and now i’m in 7K deep in plot with no smut. 

#simon riley has me in chokehold #this game has taken over my life #and #this man is ruining me

[toshkakoshka]

hgsgdh thinking about soldierdoll even if i have to wake up in like 7 hours because im gay and soldier boy is also gay so i have to make do

Dom has beard burns on his thighs and neck. The body physics is strange— but the rough scratches on the surface leave a mark under his nerves so he can definitely feel the itch underneath the prosthetic shell. Dom admits that he enjoys it— and Ben is satisfied every time he gets to leave a mark on Dom’s body. It’s actually pretty hard to do without breaking the prosthetics.

Despite not having much experience (COUGH and contributing to Soldier Boy’s thing for Age Gaps COUGH), Dom pretty much sounds and acts experienced because the kid likes hentai LMAO. Obviously, that doesn’t bode well enough in the bedroom. As soon as Ben figures that Dom isn’t as experienced as he says he is he gets ALL over him

Ben’s not a kisser— he’s more of a grabber. He likes leaving his marks on things he likes. Dom doesn’t mention it, but there are dents in some areas of his prosthetics from Ben squeezing too hard.

Ben’s “ironic” nicknames only stir up during sex. “Dolly” and “baby” are names that drive Dom fucking INSANE lmao (especially when his voice scratches at the husk— god. Shivers.)

Ben likes to play with Dom’s body like a fiddle. Even if he neglects his dick, there’s something that he finds fun with having to play around with just his fingers that makes it a Lot for the both of them.

Ben is a masochist. Dom isn’t as strong as Ben is on a technicality, but the rough way Dom handles Ben during sex gets him off. (Im gonna go crazy on that one tbh)

#letra #soldierdoll #soldier boy #dollface #the boys #aAAGAHHHEHHRJHHTHHBFBHHS #E E E E. EE E E. E E E. E #:):)):):):)):):)):)):):)): #this man is ruining me

[inkskinned]

what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?

i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?

a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?

in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.

girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.

there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.

for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.

something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.

is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.

most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."

a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.

#warm up #writeblr #this one has bothered me for a bit #any time a woman does something even passingly annoying we treat it like a fucking crime #hey man. women are allowed to be annoying. everyone forever is allowed to be passingly annoying #as long as they aren't hurting anyone/thing #like u wanna know something? i find it super annoying that men don't wear seatbelts #why arent there thousands of comments on driving videos thats just like : men try not to die in a car crash challenge #''this briefly annoyed me''. okay??????? AND????????????????? go get ur self a cookie and calm down about it #ur not entitled to control other ppl's experiences and emotions just so u can maintain ur own peace #if being briefly annoyed ruins ur whole day! you! need! therapy!!!! #men try not to become immediately angry about nothing challenge: level impossible #ps author is nonbinary. we didn't even get into the gender presentation thing #the fact men think it's SEXY that my voice is on the lower end....

[ib3li3v3you]

No wonder felix folded so hard, if oliver was looking at me like that id also eat up anything this man offered me

#his neck #his jawline #his nose #i want to lick him up #i want to live in the crook of his neck #this man has ruined me #barry keoghan #oliver quick #saltburn #felix catton #jacob elordi #cattonquick #lgbtqia

[psrj]

demon king of salvation

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #kim dokja #orv ruined my fucking life like two years ago #stupid fucking webnovel rewired my brain changed me as a person etc #and i cant come back from it so we're trying belated fan art as coping now #my art #fan art #art #oh this is gonna be another stupid fun reverse isekai i thought #this is gonna be so bad its good i thought #i cant fill these fucking CLOWN SHOES man

[soarrenbluejay]

Supervillains for a community. (Well, except those jerks over in Gotham, insular lot, but they’re they’re one problem) Of course they do- supervillains are a group defined by strong opinions and a willingness to see them through, often with a healthy dash of societal failures and trauma as a catalyst.

The fentons, while not active even on the online message boards, are well known and explosive when they do show up, full of fascinating insights and hours long rants on mad science on hair pin turns courtesy of that ADHD attention span. Bit of the cryptids you feel honored to bump into kind of deal. Besides, like a good quarter of the community as it aged, they’d settled down and had kids (not necessarily in that order) and taken it very seriously! Out in the middle of nowhere, where even the most fearsome government outpost members, the local branch of the IRS, quake before them in fear. Out of the way.

Reveal gone okay-ish, Danny moves to Gotham still to get some air bc now things are Akward and he landed that engineering scholarship which is loads better than any other college would give him with his track record. So- the mysterious Fenton children are finally crawling out of hiding! Everyone is psyched! And roll in to Gotham en masse to witness the fireworks!

Except Danny is Determined To Be Normal. He’s had enough of the throwing himself into harms way shit for a lifetime- he wants to be free to peacefully built Rube Goldberg machines and unintentional increasingly complex bombs to his hearts content. JAZZ, on the other hand- the coveted token Normal One, has finally snapped! She’s watched her baby brother she practically raised throw himself into danger over and over and could do nothing, and now that she’s exposed to this whole network of superheroes outside of small town Amnity, some of those uglier emotions are coming out. And boy is she pissed! And can’t afford to show it much while filing the paperwork to have Arkham legally razed to the ground!

See I love this idea of like, niches in superhero society. A villain the heroes know they can plop their kiddo down with for an exciting afternoon brawl while they take care of a particularly grisly case and come back to a few hours later ranting about some new life lesson and a new move they really want to try. A villain who has a functioning moral compass despite their somewhat batshit long term goal and you can contact to fuck with another villains’s plan so they can laugh at them and you can have an easy afternoon. One who pries up hostile architecture and fills in pot holes, idk man. Get creative here, there’s such potential!

So Jazz becomes a Training villain- someone the heroes know their sidekicks will walk away from in a fight 100% of the time, usually with some new lesson to ponder and only a couple of bruises. Sometimes even snacks!

She also absolutely ambushes mentors to check that they’re worth the kiddo, which they appreciate once they get over being jumped in a dark alley by a 7 foot Amazon trained force of nature. They are not used to being on that side of the jumping, it’s a little unnerving.

(Yes, she low key adopts Shazam upon checking in with him on cursory ‘is the main hero of this city and asshole’ checkin. Yes, the super clones get yoinked out from under Superman’s negligent thumb to go have a blast with Ellie. What about it?)

This however only encourages more assorted weirdos to crawl out of the woodwork. It’s not often one of their own forfeits their potential spot for the running of the coveted Most Normal I Swear prize, but when they do it’s bound to be good! But jazz is off hounding various heroes and punching the faces in of pedophiles and shit whenever there’s no cape within easy reach, and so is a mite bit harder to contact than Danny, who has innocently gotten an apprenticeship under a clockworker for access to their workshop and is gleefully going about doing nerdy shit with great abandon.

Plus this is Gotham. No one gives a shit if someone in the Mad Alchemist uniform and still smoking from their latest experiment pokes their head in a window to bother the local shrimp teen- none of the usual social rules apply, everyone’s crazy here! So everyone drops any and all attempts at masking and just acts their genuine unhinged selves, much to the alarm of the Bats and frustration of Danny.

Bc he cannot get these mfers to go. Away. Even liberal use of the creep stick has little effect when the interloper is calibrated for an opponent with super speed or laser vision or whatever, and he’s trying to maintain his guise as a Normal College Student Do No Investigate.

So he calls in the big guns. He’s not super active in the supervillain kids group chat ever since things in amnity calmed the fuck down post becoming King and then immediately using a loophole that says he will not take the throne until he is grown, as defined by finishing learning his trade a la the medieval standards Pariah set up. So he can just take his sweet ass time with his graduate degree and out of inter dimensional bull shit that much longer! Point is, he hasn’t taken the chance to rant over there in a while, so his Crazy friends are getting a lil worried.

The change to come over and shout at their batshit crazy but (mostly) well meaning parent AND see Danny? Score!

The bats, however, are getting awfully suspicious about this one kid that villains from all over the country are flocking to, especially young and upcoming ones as of recently! And he’s acting his engineering course- all the worst rogues are known to have flown through their PhD studies prior to Cracking. They seem to have a real problem on their hands with this Fenton guy.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #mad science #supervillain community #bonus points if you can pull out some super niche comic villain #justice for kite man #local child of a crazy chemist: so you know that trick you showed me with the soda and the reaction that could turn into just like all foam #Danny: yeah and also back the fuck up #lcoacc: so it’s been like my comfort food right but like I started wondering what you could do #danny: oh no (he says while making what amounts of an overachieving smoke bomb) #lcoacc: so I was like what if I add more of a base to it so it could be solid and then maybe just like a LIL acid to see what happens #Danny: oh ancients #lcoacc: but then the killjoy supes came in a ruined everything from where I was ruining lex Luther’s day #Danny:… did you get in on camera #lcoacc: OF COURSE. oh also like everyone ever if coming over for a sleepover lol #Danny: WHAT I CANT FEED YOU MONSTERS #lcoacc: no worrries we’ll rob a bulk store or something lol #Danny: nO

[sh5]

#lee speaks #now the source is ruined which I think is funnier than turning reblogs off. it will continue to spread but it's hilarious to me now #this post wasn't supposed to breach containment and I disagree with the majority of you and you're annoying me <3 #I’ve found that I actually don’t care at all and I’m a grown ass man #fiiiiiiiine I’m turning reblogs off since people are getting actually pissy. fuck all of you

[egophiliac]

happy new year Ego!!! Just wanted to let you know that I absolutely adore your twst fanart and the tags are just an absolute pleasure to read! You are my greatest inspiration for my personal twst art and I just wanted to thank you for your wonderful masterpieces <333 if possible, may I ask what are some of your headcanons for the diasomnia family? If not for diasomnia then any other characters are fine as well!

thank you, and happy new year! 💚💜💚 that is amazing to hear; it's always a little bewildering but super flattering that other people like my silly little doodles so much!

I don't think I really have any really solid headcanons and also canon keeps validating me left and right (FLUFFY DOMESTIC DIAFAM IS REAL). mostly just kind of...impressions and general thoughts, if that makes sense! lately though I've been kind of obsessed with thinking about Lilia's hair, and specifically when/why he ended up cutting it. (l-look, we're bouncing around the timeline and I gotta make decisions about these things when I draw, it's relevant) (I mean I would probably be weirdly fixated on this anyway, but.)

I think I've settled on the idea that he kept it long until he went to NRC, partly because 1) I like drawing The Ponytail, and 2) I think he thought of NRC as a chance to reinvent himself a bit! he gets to go and be a wacky carefree teenager for a few years and have fun! (officially he's there to keep an eye on Son #1, but how much trouble could he get into, really.) so he gave himself a Cool Teen Haircut to go with his fresh new Cool Teen Persona!

also maybe he had some reflection on his hair's troubled past with three kids...

...and had to weigh his vanity versus the fact that he was going off to be around hundreds of kids on a daily basis, and. the choice suddenly seemed obvious.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #this is my blog and i'm going to write a million words about lilia and you can't stop me #but anyway i do genuinely get the impression that he's using Pretending to Be a Teenager as a chance to be even sillier than usual #he's a very silly man he's just being EXTRA silly #supported by his recent birthday card where he says he was specifically trying to cast himself as an adorable little brother-type #because he wanted the other students to give him free shit and save him seats and things like that #it worked for about a week before he turned out to be way too good at stuff and everyone just kind of ended up in awe of him instead #and he was like DANGIT. I'VE RUINED IT FOR MYSELF. #(then he and epel went on to talk about their hypothetical vtubersonas because the birthday cards are INSANE but anyway) #i'm bad at headcanons :( sorry! #unless it's dumb things like...what pokemon they would have or whatever #(malleus would have some kind of special fancy-colored dragapult) (but i digress) #i have a hard time putting things into words. just know that i love the grampa bat and his weird kids very much. #my brain is also still kind of fried from the last couple of weeks #i am however starting 2024 off the way i intend to continue it: in deep contemplation of anime hair #(sorry if these look weirdly aliased) (i realized about 3/4 of the way through i was using the wrong brush and i didn't want to restart :U)

[fefairys]

inspired by the poll asking if you would tell your best friend if you were in love with them

#cuz a lot of ppl on that poll were like #'no way id be afraid of ruining the friendship' #but idk man ive told friends i had a crush on them #and got rejected and like #we just. continued being friends like normal. nothing changed #except they would sometimes tease me about my crush haha #but it wasnt a big deal and didnt effect our friendship #and also getting rejected helps me get over an unrequited crush #so it eventually faded after being told theyre not interested #and we were just best friends still #nbd! #poll

[nolvini]

you believe me like a god / I betray you like a man

#code geass #suzalulu #suzaku kururugi #lelouch lamperouge #lelouch vi britannia #zero requiem #my art #code geass lelouch of the rebellion #artists on tumblr #digital art #illustration #fanart #mitski you ruin me.... #i'm your man

[sky-is-the-limit]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

#HE'S SO DKSOEKDKEOSKWKKSSM #fucking beautiful man #i need him to RUIN ME #phillip graves #warren kole #phillip graves smut #cod #call of duty #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod mwii #captain price #ghost #simon ghost riley #könig #task force 141 #ghost smut #kyle gaz garrick

[tojisun]

konig must know how his size makes you feel – how, at the simple press of his body on yours, your lungs would constrict as desire pools in the pit of your belly; how your mind would fog, focused only in the way he towers over you. the way you feel so small beside him.

you think he knows, otherwise, he wouldn't be this tactile. this clingy – his arm thrown over the back of your seat, caging you in, as his head dips low to talk to you in quiet murmurs. there is a significant space between the two of you and the rest of the squad, and you wouldn't think much of it had roze not given you a little smirk, dragging her eyes between you and konig before turning to share quiet chuckles with calisto.

"are you listening, katzchen?" konig asks, his voice dipping lower and graver than you're used to. 

it's not unlike to hearing his voice over the comms during missions where you know he burns with the intensity of his focus and skills, and, had you not been trained enough, you know that a mere angry yell from konig would've had you buckling to your knees and making you an easy target for the enemies. but at the same time, it’s all so different, like there is something coiling around his words and you can’t begin to fathom what it could be. or, well, you can’t begin to accept it for what it is – desire. 

you are startled from your thoughts, again, when a warm hand drops onto your thigh, thick and gloved fingers closing on the flesh of your muscle. your breath hitches, your lips parting open for a muted gasp before you turn to him only to feel your heart freeze at seeing his heated gaze already directed at you. 

“you weren’t listening,” he says. “you’re distracted. why?”

you don’t have it in you to even begin narrating why konig’s mere touch had rendered you frozen, but konig keeps staring. waiting. demanding.

the casual display of his dominance makes you gulp and you feel lightheaded when you see konig watching you, tracing the way your lips closed and the way your throat bobbed. you chance a tease, an opportunity to ensure that you’re not just being delusional and misreading konig’s attention for something carnal, and you do so by licking your lips. 

it is just a little swipe, an act that would never be deemed as sensual or teasing, but konig’s eyes narrow and even through his face mask you hear the way his breath turns ragged, like the wisps of air are slipping through his gritted teeth.

your heart flutters and, with a mind made up, you shuffle closer to him, pressing your weight on his side. you tip your head up just right, placing your lips where you know his ear is, and murmur, “because of you. you distract me.”

the hand on your thigh tightens as a muffled groan leaves his lips. he pulls you to him and he turns his head to nuzzle you, his rough mask brushing over your supple cheek. “leave with me, liebling," he rumbles. "and i will show you how you distract me too.”

you ignore roze and calisto’s knowing gazes as konig leads the two of you out, his promise burning you from within. 

(smut ext.)

#suns.f #I AM SO READY TO HAVE THIS MAN RUIN ME HHHEHAHFDH #konig x reader #könig x reader #konig x you #könig x you #konig #konig mw2 #suns

[the-darkestminds]

Me reading this:

#I’m a simple girl #catch me a fish baby #Lucien is so hot #a man of many talents #sarah j maas #sjm #acowar #acomaf #acotar #a court of wings and ruin #a court of mist and fury #a court of thorns and roses #lol #Lucien #lucien vanserra #pro Lucien #elucien #pro elucien #Feyre #a court of frost and starlight #a court of silver flames #pro lucien vanserra

[ohno-the-sun]

Vibrating with happiness I got them signed aaaaa

#wish I could have talked to kellen more #I was super awkward and nervous about saying hi #he did a very fun and cute moon and sun impression for me it was very sweet #he seems like a really nice man #also his panel was super interesting #he talked a bit about how it was voicing sun moon and eclipse #also he has a malleable epiglottis #which is how he gets really good monster sounds #and how sun and moon sound so different #super interesting stuff #sundrop #fnaf daycare attendant #moondrop #fnaf eclipse #fnaf #fnaf ruin dlc

[conjuring-ghouls]

I have it so bad for him

#excuse the quality #this fucking new editor is ruining all my gifs :c #the band ghost #ghost bc #ghost band #papa emeritus iv #copia #cardinal copia #papa iv #papa 4 #popia #my gifs #oh please #he looks incredible #it's not even fair #him fixing his jacket in the last one had me losing my mind #the things i’d do for this man