#this meme is like group therapy session

[fiendslothful]

Summary of my week (it's Tuesday)

#personal #okay technically its wednesday but i dont think it counts just yet #anyways #how have yous been? #uni has been kicking my ass and i have been so fuckin tired as of late #just today i had a class from 4 to 6pm and dinner in the dorms starts at 5:15pm #we got back like just before they closed up #but i was so tired that i just. fell asleep and woke up at like 9 #tmrw i have to wake up at 8 for a meeting for my group project in drama #and i do not want to #honestly #the funniest thing abt this meme is that like. all of this weird drama has just unfolded tonight #i just happened to be in earshot and now im somehow??? involved??? and also the catalyst??? of this shit??? #im not saying anything #but just know #at one point there was a group therapy session #i wouldnt say im a gossip #but if ur interested in knowing...my dms r open 👀 #but until then #goodnight yall #if u see me reblogging stuff after this no u dont ❤️

[that-kid-fromtheplayground]

headcanons or a scenario (whatever you'd like) of a sleepover with a character of your choice!!!!! cute stuff like drawing or playing games or something :0 (south park)

🄲🅁🄰🄸🄶 🄰🄽🄳 🅃🄷🄾🅂🄴 🄶🅄🅈🅂 🄸🄽 🄰 🅂🄻🄴🄴🄿🄾🅅🄴🅁 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅁🄴🄰🄳🄴🅁 🄷🄴🄰🄳🄲🄰🄽🄾🄽🅂! 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚎𝚞𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕!

Author's note -> I know in your request you said one character but I wanted to write it for Craig, then I was like "oh, but Tweek should be there too..." and then I was like "but I need want Clyde to be there too!" and so I said "oh well, you know what? fuck this, I'll write the whole team 😡" Me and my stupid indecision ugh 🙄😮‍💨

🖍Okay, I think that- maybe this wasn't a planned sleepover... okay- no- It actually wasn't a planned sleepover, because Clyde had the great idea to auto-invite everyone to Craig's hose after school lol 💀

🖍I feel like you actually were invited to Craig's house alongside Tweek to just chill out for a while and Clyde went jelaus and one-sided friend mode and auto-invited him and per default the rest of the gang lmao 👍🔥

🖍Craig would be all like "dude really?" but then just shrug because Clyde's a stubborn crybaby boy

🖍Probably the sleepover will have activities like watching a Disney Channel movie that was playing on Craig's TV while all cuddling because it was hella cold.

🖍Craig would be the only one properly sitting out of all of you in the left sofa end with Tweek resting his head on his shoulder practically snuggling onto him.

🖍You would probably be at the middle of the sofa while Token is hugging you with one hand (you know, in that "Bro" style) while Clyde is resting his head on your chest while hugging you thigthly by the waist because this boy is hella cudly, Jimmy is surely going ot be in the right end of the sofa because he needs space so he can get up if needed.

🖍At some point the group is going to split up so everyone can do their own little things alone or in couple.

🖍Craig and Token will be the ones who are going to do the most calmer activities like drawing with you or just sitting next to you, shoulders touching while scrolling down through your mobile phone screens.

🖍When you are drawing with Token he will surely compliment you and if you want you can both draw each other and then do a shared drawing or smth like that If you want to! ^^

🖍Calmly sitting with Craig scrolling through your phones can truly be the equivalent of a session with the psychologist, like- just relaxing while your shoulders are touching and randomly show each other a meme or something that happen to appear is like therapy 😻

🖍Clyde's activities with you will mostly be just cuddling while reading comics or playboy magazines... but BUT there is a huge ass posibility that the two of you end up exchanging clothes or just playing dressing up in general, but don't overreact, he will try on just your T-Shirts or shirts in general, and even trousers or jeans but don't expect to see Clyde in a dress//skirt, sorry but if you ask him he'll throw any kind of clothes he has in hand while practically screaming "I'm not gay dude! wtf!"

🖍For Tweek's part I feel like the time you two would spend together would be at the kitchen while drinking coffee (him) and anything you like, you two are mostly going to calmly talk about random things or events while you have a sip of your drinks, he will still be a bit nervous and by default he is still going to have some tics while talking.

🖍With Jimmy you're probably going to listen to his new (and old) jokes, you can tell him jokes too! I'm sure you'll end up crackling in the floor and maybe even crying thanks to the never ending laugh you're sufering.

🖍After a while of doing your own little things the group will reunite in the living room to eat something as a snack, probably plugging in the nintendo and playing Mario Kart/Bros for an hour or two.

🖍When you finish that Clyde will probably suggest that you build a pillow fort in the living room but everyone was like "nah, too much work" however that point of view changes drastically after y'all watch a Horror Movie in the TV and now you're building the fort to be safe from the monster 😱😱😱

🖍After finally building the pillow fort y'all are going to relax there, you'll probably end up sleeping between Craig and Clyde (you are obviously going to be clinging to Craig's torax for dear life while Clyde hugs you from the waist trembling because of the fear of that horrendous monster getting y'all) Tweek's obviously going to be freaked out after that movie so Craig's keeping him near to his chest so he calms himself a little.

🖍Token and Jimmy are just sleeping back to back trying to look like they're not scared (Jimmy failing terribly in that task) when y'all know that the only one that is not scared is Craig lmao 💀👍

🖍But in summary, you are going to have a wholesome time having a sleepover with the boys! <3

#South Park #South Park Kenny #South Park Kyle #South Park Cartman #South Park Stan #South Park Butters #South Park Craig #South Park Tweek #South Park Clyde #South Park Token #South Park Tolkien #South Park Jimmy #South Park x reader #South Park x gender neutral reader #South Park x y/n #Jimmy #Tweek #Craig #Token #Tolkien #Stan #Cartman #Kyle #Butters #Clyde #Jimmy x reader #Tweek x reader #Craig x reader #Token x reader #Tolkien x reader

[dragon-cookies]

Fuck it okay I’m gonna watch the 2nd ep of Hazbin, I’m gonna be brave

This ep isn’t as grating as the first for me, but good LORD does this show have no idea who to focus on. The title suggests it’s going to be about Alastor and Vox’s rivalry, but it switches like halfway through to focus on Pentious coming to the hotel?? While also throwing the side plot with Angel Dust and Valentino at us too??? Please for the love of god pick a focus for each episode

The song still comes out of basically nowhere but is overall pretty fun and catchy

Vox is literally just Alastor’s body with a square head I’m sorry I had to say it

I fucking hate Valentino, like viscerally hate him. I feel gross every time he speaks. Someone needs to rip his throat out with their teeth by the end of this season or sooner

Pentious being the villain who consistently fails at being a villain is admittedly pretty amusing. I’m a bit of a sucker for men who are absolutely pathetic

Now that I’m thinking about it, how does Charlie actually plan on redeeming sinners?? It feels like the hotel’s supposed to be like a rehab center, with group therapy sessions and the like, but her methods are clearly pretty childish and ineffective. I’m assuming she’s maybe going to have an arc where she realizes it’s going to take more work to rehabilitate sinners, but given that she’s literally grown up in Hell you’d think she’d already know that

Wait a fucking second actually, what if instead of being Lucifer and Lilith’s daughter, Charlie was an angel who came to Hell to try and help redeem sinners? Her naivety and positive outlook would make way more sense if she hadn’t actually grown up amongst the carnage in Hell. I came up with that in like, 30 seconds and I already think that’s a way more interesting premise

I also know the whole “they seem like good friends” is a common meme used when describing f/f couples but god Charlie and Vaggie are not written like a couple at all. They barely interact, and nothing they say or do explicitly communicates they’re a couple and not just friends. Just a kiss or some kind of show of affection or just one of them calling the other “babe” would be enough and yet there’s just, nothing

Any m/m couples are portrayed as either horrifically abusive or aggressively one-sided too. Damn this show is just doing an equal disservice to both the girls and the gays

How do Overlords work?? Does a sinner have a random chance to become an extra powerful demon when they enter Hell? Or is it tied to how much sin they commit when they’re alive? What do Overlords even do? What’s their end goal?

Okay Charlie's fluffy bed head is actually pretty cute

Oh okay we're gonna have a happy apology song seconds after Pentious literally set up cameras in the hotel?? Kinda feels like we didn't put in the leg work for an entire song once again but here we are

Why does Charlie have more chemistry with Pentious than literally anyone else so far

Overall, not as painful as the first ep, still horrendously bad pacing and overall just feels extremely rushed.

#dc talks #hazbin hotel critical

[capcavan]

Riko ship meta I could not spam the other day bc tumblr had stroke!

Riko/Renee Rinee

Renee would be first and only ever woman Riko is interested in, their relationship starts slow held back by Riko's inability to feel at ease in fox tower and distrust towards himself

Everyone labels the relationships as Renee taking in a pet project to fix while Riko is hungry for any sort of attention, only Kevin and Andrew see that it's beginning of something serious (if Riko will allow it to be) , because Andrew knows Renee and Kevin knows Riko

Renee can not cook meanwhile Riko's arm is broken and so he gets to teach her how to not fuck up pan cakes

Renee enjoys sparring with Riko, due to her past experience she does not feel comfortable with stronger men, knowing Rikos fighting style and knowing well that she could with with him in a fight calms down her anxieties, Riko is excellent boxer but when it comes to real fighting he has no chance against her.

in future when she's more comfortable and trusting of him she will teach him to better defend himself

She sees him as doberman with cropped tail and ears, going through life not understanding he had been mutilated.

Riko is not prepared for Renee to finish collage much sooner than he would the separation is extremely hard on him

Girl and boy, Riko is stay at home boywife, Renee plays exy for few seasons before retiring to enjoy home life. (i have way too many different head cannons about Riko's parenting and his issues with parenting sent asks])

Riko/Kevin

they are soulmates they are always together no matter of au or story progression they always love each other in some way

Kevin dislikes seeing Riko move on and work on getting better, he is scared that there will be no place for Kevin beside new "fixed" Riko

Kevin is scared of future, and tends to romanticize their time at the nest finding comfort in time where he was the centre of Rikos universe

Riko is the one to drag Kevin to start therapy - they have group sessions

Riko gets king chess piece tattooed on ring finger , Kevin gets a cown

Size kink 100%, Riko does not realise Kevin likes how much shorter Riko is

Riko/Jean

very unhealthy but stabilizing with time reltionship

Riko seeks punishment for bad things he committed , and Jean is comfortable to provide them

Jean takes dominant role between the two Riko willingly gives everything away to him, he's too scared to be left alone

Jean knows broken bones hurt, but the tender pain of emotional distress is unmatched , he will make Riko taste both

Jean does not feel any pity for Riko, Riko does not want any pity

but after some times passes hurting is not as relieving any more and its time to care

Riko/Jeremy

Jeremy is one of not many people Riko is actually afraid (of course he is drawn to him)

Jeremy is son of politician and in the know about Moriyamas activities

Jeremy likes teasing Riko about his poor social status [being just moriyama family commodity rather than actual part of the power]

Riko entertains him mainly hoping the relationship might be useful for him in future

Riko/Nathaniel

Nathaniel is little sadist he got it after his daddy, he loves using Riko as his canvas for cuts and scarification, most days he spends time modifying Rikos skin or tending to old cuts

Riko can't deny things to Nathaniel

Riko/Nicky

Nicky is very active and always looking for partners whatever or not on the list or with Erik's approval

Riko enjoys teasing him

They really are not together, it's just a lot of teasing and Nicky wanting to get laid and everyone around making it into meme

Riko/Jack -Jack wants to be to Riko what Riko was to Kevin in nest

Riko/Andrew

andrew is one of people who are very honest towards riko [openly tell him to fuck off] riko takes comfort in someone who is not trying to be nice/pity full towards him, he needs people to hold him accountable for things he done

riko learn to play the game by andrews rules not even interacting with andrew but seeing the way andrew interact with everyone, any time someone makes mistake riko sees? he uses it as occasion to never make this mistake himself

andrew is not amused, not mad either, there is some pleasure in knowing that someone is tailoring their personality to match all of his needs

andrew is the only person able to handle riko physically and set hard boundaries with him

after all the training he put into this dog he refuses to let anyone else have it

Wymack/Riko

daddy issues

kevins daddy

authority and praise

I'm insane about them

Aaron/Riko

aaron is cute smart and pretty and likes being told so, he also looks extremely good next to renee so that's perfect ot3

Size kink now Riko understands why Kevin thought him being short is hot

Riko/Ravens

Ravens love riko and idolize him

they see riko as one of them , left behind abandoned good only for one thing- exy

the difference is unlike them riko does not realise this

thanks to that he can do something they can not - dream

and they love being close to that dream

Riko/Seth

seth befriends riko to piss off other foxes

seth dates riko to piss of kevin day

seth has many siblings his big brother sense are tingling and riko loves the attention

they are fucking assholes idiots and troublemakers

weed and alcohol

Riko/Allison

that is planned for badger in fox den I have no clue yet how this will work but I have warm feelings

#riko moriyama #aftg #all for the game #renee walker #kevin day

[majorlysapphic]

My Ride the Cyclone Headcanons! (Everyone lives/No one dies AU)

(I know Jane’s canonical, real name is Penny Lamb - but I started this list using Jane and now I don’t feel like switching it to Penny :P)

- Father Marcus pushes them all to attend therapy (they desperately need it)

- Jane and Ricky send cat memes to each other… That’s their entire direct message history - just cats.

- They have weekly sleepovers (rotating between Constance’s, Ricky’s, and Mischa’s places)

- At said sleepovers, they play just dance on the Wii and get extremely competitive

- Noel is learning how to play the violin

- Constance once tried to get the choir together for a baking session (it was chaos and there were 3 separate small fires)

- Ricky has recently adopted a kitten, everyone treats it like royalty

- Mischa unironically plays the kazoo

- Noel and Ocean have a sibling relationship, however, they will deny that they even care about each other until the day they die (they bonded through Taylor Swift music and forced proximity)

- Jane spends her time between classes knitting and crocheting (This is how she bonds with Constance, as they share this hobby)

- They all learnt sign language to communicate with Ricky better

- Ocean struggled with comphet (I am projecting hard on this character, whoops) and when she came out to the choir, a lot of crying was involved after they supported her wholeheartedly

- The entire Choir have homemade friendship bracelets (this was suggested by Constance and Mischa)

- Talia was introduced to them via video call, everyone loves her (they send care packages to Ukraine whenever she’s ill)

- Noel and Constance are the only one’s who can drive well

- Jane is the best gift giver

- Majority of them prefer cats over dogs (I’ll let you decide who the outliers are)

- Ocean never had her vaccinations as her parents are like “wE reJEct mODerN mEDiCInE” (the group all take a road trip to the local vaccination clinic after finding this out)

- Ricky forced everyone to watch Cat’s the musical (all of them, including Ricky, hated it)

- If someone that isn’t a choir kid bullies a choir kid, the rest of them will be out for blood (they embody the found family trope)

- If there is ever an awkward silence, Jane will always be equipped with a random animal fact to get the conversation rolling

#ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone Headcanons #ride the cyclone the musical #mischa rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rosenberg #jane doe #penny lamb #ricky potts #noel gruber #mischa bachinski #constance blackwood #talia rtc #character headcanons #noel rtc #ricky rtc #rtc headcanons

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Self-reflection

@amynchan here is the ficlet based off the idea you gave me on my post asking for ideas to write. I've been struggling with it for a while now, but I think this came out okay-ish.

Prompt: AU in which Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng go to family therapy

Disclaimers:

1. I've never been to therapy (and it shows, I know), so what I'm saying here may not be reflective of how therapy actually works.

2. My opinions on JC might be considered controversial, in that I am critical of his actions and his approach on a lot of things. This is my view on him as a character, you don't have to agree or to like it, I don't claim I'm right or that my opinion is the only valid one. This is my personal interpretation and you are free to have your own, similar or opposing. I won't entertain discourse, if you're unhappy with my ideas/points, feel free to block me!

The car drive home is silent, only the hum of the engine and the sounds of traffic filling the silence between Jiang Cheng and his nephew. It's awkward and uncomfortable, so Jin Ling tries to play on his phone to distract himself from the tension, but he can't focus on any game or social media or even the stupid memes Lan Jingyi sent in the group chat.

He sighs and closes his eyes, thinking over what just happened.

His therapist had suggested he bring his uncle in for a session or two, claiming it would help Jin Ling manage his anger issues and his trauma if his uncle talked to her as well and she tried gauging what their dynamic is.

In reality, all that seemed to do was make his uncle even angrier than usual and so defensive that he even cried at some point from the frustration of it all.

It all started from the moment the therapist asked Jiang Cheng why he felt the need to make (albeit empty) threats towards Jin Ling. Uncle took offense to that, saying it was just part of tough love - to which the therapist said what makes him think love should be tough instead of soft, why he used violent language when he didn't need to. Uncle said he didn't want to raise a weak man - and the therapist asked him why he thought violence equated strength. He said nothing to that.

Then, the therapist asked uncle about his parents. Instead of talking about them, though, all Jiang Cheng did was talk about how his father favored Wei Wuxian, and how unfair it had been for him. When the therapist asked him how he knew it was favoritism and uncle said "it was obvious! My mother even told everyone, my father included!", she asked him whether he was the one seeing the favoritism, or he was seeing it because his mother was, because he wanted her approval and validation. Uncle, once again, said nothing, but he clenched his fists so hard his knuckles turned white.

The therapist asked uncle about Jin Ling's parents after that. How they were like, what relationship he had with them. But uncle yet again talked about how they died because of Wei Wuxian, and the therapist asked him if that was all that mattered to him in regards to them. Uncle yet again didn't respond, but Jin Ling could see frustrated tears form in his eyes.

The therapist told Jiang Cheng to think about whether his anger is his own or his mother's.

To think about whether it is fair of him to blame all his life circumstances on one person, as if that person's life purpose had been to ruin his own from the start.

To think about whether he was so quick to hate Wei Wuxian because it was easier to do that than to see the bigger picture.

To think about whether he had adopted so many of his mother's mannerisms because he missed her and grieved her and inevitably tried to feel closer to her.

To think about whether this is the kind of man he wishes Jin Ling to grow into.

The session ended and uncle said nothing at all anymore after that. Jin Ling sneaks a look at him, and sees his expression darker and cloudier than ever before.

He wonders if he should say something, but ultimately decides against it.

The drive keeps silent all the way home.

#mdzs #writing attempts #i hope this doesnt start discourse because i really dont mean it to

[autumn-sweet-fae]

Adding to that Subway Boss Leon meme from some time ago, if any train is late at any terminal, someone will take a picture of the empty train space and add "Heads up everybody! Subway Boss Leon is handling the ___ train today!"

Also, once Mesprit goes to the first therapy session and sees Akari in the group they go like "Oh hey a returning patient! I need to find your file then."

Oh my god yes! Iris loves to share those post and tag her cousins! 🤣

Therapist Mesprit is such a beautiful concept. The idea of them with tiny glasses and a tiny note pad and pen while floating by a couch with Akari laying on it has me cackling.  

#submas wanted au #Leon #Ingo #emmet #Iris #mespirit #Akari

[astraltrickster]

It's probably at least partially unavoidable by nature of the human animal, the Story Primate, but one of the big problems with the way we use stories to help us build a template for reality is that it often leaves us woefully underprepared for what a major historical event - a future story - feels like when we're living it.

To make an engaging story, you have to trim the fat. You have to use shorthand. You have to build tension. You have to make the stakes palpable at nearly every moment.

This doesn't mesh well with how slow these events often are, and how mundane they feel, in reality. It's hard to show a character scheduling a therapy session to figure out how to cope with the fact that they can't afford to move away from a location threatening to pass a genocidal law targeting a group they're part of, not without feeling like it's minimizing the situation. It's hard to show a car full of refugees taking a side trip to a tourist trap on their way to a safe destination, even though those with the means often do - unless you're really good at writing stories where that contrast is the point, it comes across as them refusing to take their own situation seriously. You can't really show the banal bleakness of fighting for your right to survive, narrowly escaping being killed at a protest, then going right back to work the day after as if nothing happened - not in a way that truly captures how simple and natural that return often feels, how it may be enough to make you wonder if the fight is even really happening after all, because this isn't what it's supposed to feel like, is it? Shouldn't everyone be reacting more?

We've been living through major historical events almost non-stop for several years now. It doesn't always feel like it. It feels like any old Tuesday. Is it any wonder so many people think covid is over, when all the politicians and businesses are doing everything in their power to make life FEEL Normal Again despite the still-omnipresent signs for pop-up covid testing stations? Is it any wonder that there are wealthy white cis gays resting on their laurels, content that we, the queer community as a whole, are totally not facing any serious threat, convinced that "genocidal" is too strong a term for the laws being passed about trans people in several states despite them being, in no uncertain terms, on step 7 out of 10? They're waking up, going to the office like they always do, getting a beer after work - and the bar doesn't go silent when the news runs a report on yet another dead queer person. It's background noise. New records in police brutality? The world keeps turning. People keep living their lives.

This isn't how it happens in stories, at least not ones we explore for fun. Maybe in a few classics, in those tales that are meant to be educational in an emotionally evocative way, but that read as painfully dry to someone just looking to relax and have fun. The fun ones are fast-paced compared to reality - you're only given enough breathing time to keep yourself wondering, the tension must be just right throughout, that's what separates a powerful-but-dry story from an exciting one you'll be daydreaming about for months. There's a great triumphant moment where the heroes all come together to save the day and the mundane fades away, never to be seen again. There's no room for fully evoking the feeling of continuing to go about your daily routine - to go to work, go to school, pick up your niece from soccer practice, get your hair cut, go out dancing, listen to meme songs on your daily commute - all while the news reports on the world burning.

But until the fire catches you personally - which may have happened yesterday, may happen tomorrow, or may never happen at all, and who you are guarantees nothing, only changes your odds - you can't see the burning. You only know that it's happening.

It feels real, and terrifying, and yet at the same time, it's as distant as fiction. It feels like fiction. If it were real, it would take over your life, wouldn't it?

But it doesn't. The characters in these thrilling tales - they're not real people, even if they're based on them. They're symbols. Real human people like us, on the other hand, cannot maintain the precision-controlled tension levels required to make A Good Story 24/7. Our lives are not bound by laws of emotionally evocative timing. We work our crisis response into our ordinary lives. The world keeps turning. We flee a disaster, and we say "fuck it, let's use this as an excuse to get a real nice dinner, we deserve it." We turn off news about attacks on our community to go wash the dishes, listening to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. We make escape plans in case we need them, then go right back to sharing stupid takes about our favorite characters in the #get-a-load-of-this-guy-cam channel in our 5-person friend group's Discord server. We still get bored. We keep laughing about unfortunate sign burn-outs, making cat memes, and drawing silly doodles of silly subjects, not for levity, but because we're bored.

The stories say that life stops for things like this. The reality is that it doesn't. Emotionally, we believe the stories.

History never feels like history when you're living it.

For whatever it's worth, we know it felt the same to most of the people in the history books, too.

#serious tag #media #writing #history #current events #human design flaws #see also: a million is a statistic

[eldritchmonster]

I wanna make an arg with a really stupid premise

Bear with me on this one

So here’s the deal, we start out with a person who legit is in their moms basement on the computer 24/7 who is stuck in the early 2000s mentally like they need to touch grass so bad. They despise anything that goes past 2015 except the pandemic. When the pandemic happened everyone began living like them, they weren’t really outcasted as much and all their online friends were on more often but when life began to continue again this is their breaking point everyone starts leaving them again, it was so much better when everyone was… homestuck.

Here’s where it starts going off the rails. This dude’s favorite thing in the whole wide world is homestuck, they went to all the conventions back in the day, all the meetups that kinda jazz. They love it so much that they want to try to make homestuck real. They catalog it all on the internet and at first it’s like cheesy, corny stuff like painting a symbol on their shirt, redesigning their room to be mostly white (even though their grody ass doesn’t know how to clean shit) but then things take a turn. They get a tips on their videos that start as a lil weird and ramps up to absolutely creepy with strange lil things like coordinates to a random place in the woods where someone ‘coincidentally’ dumped some of the stuff they needed, some ‘cash they had lying around’ given to the cause to a freezer of DUBIOUSLY OBTAINED TOTALLY NORMAL ANIMAL ORGANS THAT IS TOTALLY FINE. All the while there are their friends, family and random internet strangers are telling them something is CLEARLY WRONG HERE but the dude is so blinded by obsession, loneliness and the now renewed hope that this is possible that they continue with this and eventually they doom the world.

Of course this is just a rough outline and knowing my luck it’ll probably never even happen this is legit just in my unmediated ADD brain just having word vomit at the moment but I think I’d be funny and cool.

Also here’s just some of the ideas that are rattling around in my brain:

The person tries to get 12 people in on the world ending project, idk if they’ll get that many it’s probably gonna go from 12 fewer like 6,4 or maybe even just 2

Them trying to sell a disk to a bunch of 12 year olds, one doesn’t know what a disk is some think he’s a creep one of them thinks they have some mental issues (they absolutely do)

They get canceled on Twitter which ends in them going on a rant about how much they hate the modern day and it’s like a crusty YouTube vid with tears

The whole group of future sburb players on a Skype call or something going over how to play the game, some are legit just trolling the guy others help try to explain how the game works some are writing down notes some are having atrocious technical problems and then THEIR MOM WALKS IN

One dude gets in on the project just to troll and goof like legit is memeing about this on his account like “me to a wedding 👕 me to the sburb play through “ and all that shit and just watching the abject horror come upon them when they realize they just helped doom the world, all of their friends and family are gone and there was a chance they could have stopped this

Legit a kid who hasn’t read homestuck gets roped into this because they think it’s cool and doesn’t have any idea what is to come

A lot of people who need therapy

Typical arg bs you know the drill

A lot of early 2000s and homestuck references

Close encounters with ‘trolls’

They try to choose people to play sburb based on their interests like if they have an interest that predates the end of homestuck that’ll be a choice pic, like furries, weebs etc. and their classpect, like you can’t have a session without a time and space aspect and they absolutely DO NOT WANT REPEATS everyone has to have an original classpect

The series finale being on 4/13 , by law it legit has to

Ok that’s all for my word vomit thanks for reading and tbh I’ll probably forget about this tomorrow

#shitpost #arg #homestuck #homestuck arg #I need sleep

[piracytheorist]

Get to Know Me

There are various things about me that I mention vaguely in ranting posts, that I know some of my followers don’t know. So I’m writing some stuff here, for people who want to know me better! 😉

I’m PiracyTheorist, for personal reasons I don’t share my real name or selfies publicly here. You can call me Nette.

Current fandoms circulating around here:

- Spy x Family (CURRENT OBSESSION) (I’m up to date with the anime but I don’t read the manga, so please no manga spoilers) (tags are "Spy x Family" and occasionally "sxf")

- Colin O’Donoghue (sporadic but massive posting whenever he graces us with new content)

- Resident Evil Village (there will be horror and graphic content, as well as spoilers for the game and its DLC Shadows of Rose) (tag will mostly be “Resident Evil” and/or “re talk”)

- Digimon Adventure (20 years after watching it as a kid I went back to it and what do you know I still love everything about my very first blorbo, Yamato Ishida, so I’m going off about it here as well) (tag is “Digimon”)

- Occasionally, other random stuff I'm into.

Personal stuff:

I’m in my late 20s, I was born in a small town in Greece. I lived on an island for six years, where I studied music teaching. I now work as a music educator in a public middle and high school.

I support all genders and sexualities and ways people choose to live their own lives.

I’m a white cis woman, an asexual, I’m probably also aromantic but I’m not sure. Due to not being interested in romantic/sexual relationships however, I don’t spend a lot of time wondering about that. I just go with the flow.

I am a certified cat person™. I have one of my own (though she lives in my parents’ house and I only see her when I visit):

I was born with a cardiomyopathy. I’m on mild medication (by which I mean no side effects and no problems if I miss one dose) and I have some standard medical tests once or twice a year. I cannot do heavy exercise or push any limits (which, due to not being able to exercise my whole life, are low considering my young age). I am able to be independent though I'm eligible for some disability benefits. And yes, that means I’m in a high-risk group for any disease, not just covid or the flu.

I find dogs cute as well, but I prefer cats for myself.

I don’t want to have children. I like working with them as a music educator, but I don’t think I’d ever have the patience to actually be a good parent for life. Plus I have a ton of crappy genes, first and foremost of my own disease, so why spread them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I attend therapy sessions. Sometimes I talk here about my sessions, or about things I want to say in them. I tag those posts as “nette therapy” so you can filter that if you want.

I love travelling. Thanks to being a part of several choirs while studying, I’ve visited various places in Europe, and I hope to be able to visit more.

I try to tag everything, including triggers, so if there’s something you need me to tag (within reason, don’t bring fandom drama into my inbox please), don’t hesitate to ask me. I shitpost from time to time, so prepare for some silliness here and there.

I enjoy whump, that is, seeing fictional characters (mostly male - for me mostly ones played by the aforementioned Colin O’Donoghue) in pain or any kind of peril. I tag everything about that as “whump”. I understand triggers and squicks so tagged or not, if that makes you in any way uncomfortable, you can unfollow me. I appreciate people following my blog but I rarely if ever check my followers list.

Sometimes I write fanfics, though my main contributions to fandoms are gifsets and silly memes, occasionally. Killian Jones from the TV show Once Upon a Time is my biggest love, so content about him may appear here sometimes. My fanfics can be found on Tumblr [link] or on AO3 [link]. My gifsets can be found here [link].

I do not tolerate hate that’s aimed at innocent people - and that goes from hate for race, gender, sexuality etc. to hate for what fictional character each other likes. If what the other person is doing is in no negative way affecting someone else, I will not tolerate hate on my blog about them. I used be a person who judged others for what fictional characters/ships they liked, and I know now how miserable I was to act that way, and I’m trying to move on and become better.

That’s it for now :D Welcome to my blog!

#gtkm

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

Hey there! I was wondering if you could match me up with Honkai Star Rail, Genshin, and (only if it’s not a bother) Mystic Messenger?

Pronouns: He/They

Sexuality: Bisexual (Heavy Male Lean)

Zodiac/MBTI: Taurus, INFP 5w6

Appearance: Pretty much the IRL Futaba from Persona 5 ngl, either dressing purely for comfort (oversized sweatshirts/hoodies, shorts), or dressing to look cool… except like the cool of a decade ago LOL, babyface so younger in appearance however definitely an adult. Kinda short (below 5’6). Nearly permanent RBF, it hurts to smile for too long so it’s generally kinda rare.

Personality: "I can be your angle or yuor devil" meme incarnated, but add in a hint of Shouko Komi (Komi Can’t Communicate). I mean well and will be friendly with pretty much everyone, but it’s hard to get me to actually open up/talk (because trauma✨). Generally I will keep to myself as a result and will interact with people who come to me, only if I’m extremely interested in a certain person/conversation will I attempt to make the first move.

Likes: Cats, Memes (sometimes), Making my friends smile (either through jokes or through torturing them with their favorite characters), Spending time with people who recharge my social battery!

Dislikes: Big crowds (overwhelming), Drama starters (had too much of that in my life), Creeps (been mistaken for a minor a lot so…)

Hobbies: Turn based/Strategy games, Videogame Model editing, Gacha Games, VR, People watching.

Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! I hope you like your matchups!

In Hokai Star Rail, I match you with...

Sampo can be a bit of a drama starter but it's never on purpose. Any drama that occurs as a result of his actions is never considered before he takes those actions.

Would definitely play video games. He's not to bad at them but only after he's had a bit of practice.

His favourite games are ones like Mario Party and Mario Kart. Multiplayer games are the best in his mind.

Doesn't mind that you tend to keep to yourself. He's outgoing enough for both of you.

Loves your "I can be your angel, or yuor devil" energy. I feel like Sampo has a fair bit of that energy himself so you match well.

If and when you feel like opening up, Sampo will drop his goofy act and listen to you. He knows this is a serious conversation you're about to have and he doesn't want to make you feel like he doesn't care.

If he's being completely honest with himself, he probably needs to have a chat to someone about his own problems as well. If he ever feels ready to do that, he'd appreciate it if you would listen to him as well.

I'm Genshin Impact, I match you with...

Very similar in personality to Sampo.

Itto is much more outgoing that you are! He's going to try to encourage you to come out of your shell but he won't go overboard. If you feel uncomfortable, he'll back off. Yes, he wants you to be more outgoing but he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable.

He'll help you avoid large crowds. He's pretty good at avoiding large groups of people because the Tenryou Commission are usually around as well.

Also gets into a fair bit of drama, also unintentionally. He gets in trouble a lot so you may have to bail him out, or at least let Shinobu know.

Modern au Itto loves video games. His favourites are games are ones where the main character can break things. He's particularly fond of Lego games (don't judge him, he likes the sound the Lego makes when it breaks).

Also likes cats. He'd love to go for walks around Inazuma, stopping to play with every cat you come across.

In Mystic Messenger, I match you with...

The first quiet person on this list!

Saeran (especially after he gets away from Mint Eye) is also someone who needs an attentive ear when he's talking about his past.

Mini therapy sessions where you each take turns talking and listening to each other as you both start unpacking trauma.

Snacks are a must during these sessions and frequent breaks are important as well. Whether you go for a walk together to clear your heads or play a video game, Saeran doesn't mind.

Saeran is the last person to start drama. He's also had more than enough for a lifetime.

He also isn't a fan of big crowds. Staying in quiet places with just a few people, or even just spending time with you is more his speed.

Won't hesitate to get rid of any creeps that bother you. Whether he asks them to leave you alone or immediately resorts to violence depends on your preference and how creepy the person is.

Also has a pretty mean looking resting face so he totally gets where you're coming from.

#writing #fanfic #matchup #matchup request #request #honkai star rail #sampo koski #genshin impact #arataki itto #mystic messenger #saeran choi

[nagasakidivision]

21 for the ask meme... Right back at cha! (^o^)／

Shirou is the heavyweight drinker of the group between being tall and just...general experience. He can probably go in a few shots of whiskey and still be completely functional. It helps he's got an incredible poker face and is graceful (almost) all of the time so it's hard to tell when he's genuinely drunk.

It's hard to tell when he's actually drunk unless you know him well. He does get more open, emotive, and talkative, so he'd be the equivalent of a chatty drunk. For the most part though, to an untrained eye his modes are "perfectly fine" and then "unconscious."

If you get him really wasted he'll start slipping back into a Southern American accent. Good luck with that though.

Haruto is a heavyweight for someone his size and regularly drinks people a foot taller than him under the table when those people are not Shirou.

He's also a talkative drunk and just drops any pretense of refinement. Unfortunately the things he thinks are interesting are not interesting to most people, but this is probably the only chance you'll get to see someone go on an extremely vulgar, profanity-laden rant about assorted philosophers and theologians that also is perfectly accurate to terminology used within philosophical texts outside of an advanced level philosophy class. So if you've ever wanted to see someone use "categorical imperative" correctly in a sentence while repeatedly using the fuck word (because, according to him, it's "fucking stupid,") there's your chance.

The story about the Satre mescaline crabs at least has universal appeal and is one of his favorite go-to stories. This is not a joke, at one point the existentialist philosopher Jean-Paul Satre took a bad dose of mescaline and hallucinated crabs for months afterwards.

Damien is the lightweight of the group but that's not saying much. Honestly, it's probably just taking anticonvulsants that's not doing him any favors here, taking them means that he metabolizes alcohol out slower so he gets drunk a lot faster. He's not as competitive as Haruto so he feels less compelled to try and out-drink whoever he's with but he's very prone to getting carried away with a positive atmosphere and realizing too late he's about to pass out.

Since I (somehow) forgot to mention it in the facts meme: his usual order would be fairly simple highballs, usually rum and coke, so he's the one member of the group who's less of a pain in the ass to the bartender. He would like to do Jagerbombs. Don't let him do Jagerbombs. The rum and coke is dangerous enough.

His attitude as a drunk is very dependent on the atmosphere: if left to his own devices, he just falls asleep, if things take a slight turn towards venting, he's going to turn it into a group therapy session and try to run it himself, if things are happy and positive then he's on top of the world. Any way you cut it he's going to be a ringleader of any drunken antics though.

As for the final bit: While usually the three of them know their limits enough to be able to actually walk back home, if that doesn't happen Shirou has to drag both Haruto and Damien back. Yes, this was way more detailed than it needed to be but I think about this way too much–

((And thank you for the ask!! :3))

#ask meme #haruto hirabayashi #damien #shirou sonozaki #nagasaki division #hypnosis mic oc #hypmic oc

[superpeanutgarden]

2023 in review

I started this year mostly alone. I had recently left a serious two year relationship and was working full time. I had started the process of returning to university after some time away, had been accepted, had gotten financial aid. There were some potential health issues that I had noticed, but I didn't have anything concrete to bring to the doctor yet. I was on the cusp of so much, and I knew it. I just didn't know what was ahead.

Since then, I have received a POTS Diagnosis, (yay) changed ADHD meds (unclear if they actually help), slept more during the day than I have since gaining sentience, and I got off birth control.

I started exploring polyamory in earnest and I actually really like it! I've currently got three partners and we have a really nice polycule!! (We joke that the plan is to take over our local ren faire and it's only halfway a joke actually). I had my first four way makeout session and it was hot as hell. I'm really enjoying being open and bisexual and polyamorous and having the freedom to flirt with whoever, but also to watch my partners flirt with people!! Like, seriously!! One of my girlfriends is starting to pursue another girl and it fills my heart so much to see her be so in love from another angle!!

I have a full semester of University under my belt and I made some friends there!! we have an instagram group chat! I actually joined two instagram group chats, and they're pretty cool. I have long known that sending memes is a sustainable way for me to establish and maintain friendships if seeing the person IRL isn't feasible for whatever reason, and now I have some more people to slowly build connections with!

I helped run a Elegant Lolita 101 panel at my local winter convention!! It went really well, and I had a lot of fun!! It has been nice interacting with my local comm, and I feel like I'm making friends there!!!

I moved back in with my parents and that has gone as well as can be expected. It isn't the same as living there before, but I think that's only because I have several years of Actual Adult Experience (TM) and also several years of therapy under my belt. Plus, if I don't want to be at home, I have other places to crash. My support network is more established now than when I first moved out. Hell, it's better now than it was this time last year!

2023 was a year of recovery for me. I didn't sew as many garments this year, but that's okay. I had a bunch of adventures, I've been openly queer in a way my parents can't ignore, I've taken steps to patch up my relationship with my sibling, and I feel more prepared to take on the next phase of my life.

I look forward to what the next year brings

#you dont know me #but i know you #polyamory #year in review #long post

[mzeken]

“I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday” Jose N. Harris.

Image from Google (meme generator)

What once seemed impossible, and not for me, feels more tangible and right in front of my eyes these days. Me becoming an Occupational Therapist.  This is a journey for me, and I am feeling every step of the way. Steve Maraboli once said the road to success is always under construction. Fasten your seat belt as I take you through my journey up until this far.  I have always wanted to be something in the Health and Sciences profession, but I couldn’t figure out what until I overheard the title of OT.

In every classroom either in primary or high school there will always be a high-flyer. I overheard one from my matric class stating that she will be an OT if not a medical doctor. The title of being an OT fascinated me as I have never heard of such before and never knew that it existed in my town hospital, Ingwavuma Mosvold Hospital.  I did not only end up applying for OT via CAO but getting to meet an interesting local OT.  She explained to me what occupational therapy is and the areas under occupational therapy (geriatrics, pediatrics, psychiatry, general physical conditions, and medico-legal. Occupational therapy is defined in the OTPF as the therapeutic use of everyday life occupations with persons, and groups for the purpose of enhancing or enabling participation. I never knew what OT is until my first year. I knew the definition but didn’t understand the concept nor was I able to describe it to others and it all started making sense in my second year (https://carrieschmittotd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/AOTA-Occupational-Therapy-Practice-Framwork-OTPF-4th-edition.pdf.).

I did my first year in 2020, and there was the outbreak of covid which resulted in no longer having contact classes on campus but moving back home and adjusting to online learning. This was a hard time for me given the area I am from (connectivity issues, electricity problems. Basically, deep rural areas). With being unable to attend and do my work I ended up not passing all my modules as I was also not submitting on time. I got depressed as had my goals that after 4 years this degree must be put in motion and helping others. I did not even know about sites like SADAG (https://www.sadag.org/. ) that could have helped me cope with depression. Having to swallow the pill that my friends passed did not cause more only heartache but also negatively affected my self-esteem. If I knew what Occupational Therapists are capable of, I would have also seen one for myself for anxiety management and time management sessions.  Sometimes I do get very anxious and depressed I use the skills that I was taught during lectures and have been sharing with others not only my patients on practicals but also family.

Time went by and did my second year, 2022 as during 2021 I was redoing the module I failed. Started going on practice putting the theory into practice. With the lecturer, helping friends, supervisors, and sites like OT rex on YouTube (at  https://www.youtube.com/@OTRex) helped me understand what our focus as Ots is and how we also use activities as assessment tools and interventions. It made me realize that what is normal in me, my family, my culture, or my community may not be normal for others. This emphasized the importance of being open-minded, respectful, sympathetic with others, non-judgemental, and patient.

This journey has been a roller coaster for me. It does happen that you put in effort on your work and marks don’t reflect that, you are reminded of your failures. Then this calls one to go back to their drawing board and strategies.  It is when you keep on pushing. We are no longer driven by the clock but the passion. Looking at the differences we can make in other people’s lives, we must keep on keeping on. Khalid once said, “You can do anything if you put your mind to it” Eastside. This time around I feel like I am closer to being a certified Occupational Therapist with no student at the end compared to 2020. I am standing on the edge.  For more information on what occupational therapists do please visit this page: (https://www.aota.org/-/media/corporate/files/advocacy/state/resources/practiceact/ot-definition-for-aota-model-practice-act.pdf. )

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#ot3 #otinmaking #closerthanyesterday

[queen-of-confusion13]

"NO"

Youtube Music channel "Shiny, happy pick-me-ups". That is my choice for the start of my day after an almost sleepless night. I feel like I let my counselor down by not standing my ground. During one therapy session he told me I could say no if something wasn't right for me and I asked him if he could give me a doctors note. He turned to his desk and took a tiny note pad and wrote "NO", tore off the page and handed it to me for a life-long actual doctor's note to say no to the things I am not comfortable doing. And last night I let myself down, again. Pleasing others and causing misery to myself.

There will be the worst picture of me ever circulating the internet soon, and that is what I was thinking while I posed. I will probably find myself as a meme. I gave up. I look like I gave up. I don't like going out at all, and I don't look in the mirror anymore because I don't like what I see. Covid is still out there and I hate going to restaurants with a passion, but I made an exception last night for a dear aunt. I changed my no to a yes mid-day and chose to show up. I was very uncomfortable for a number of reasons and luckily had to leave early since my husband had to get to his prayer group.

Before I could get out of the restaurant I was trapped behind others and couldn't get past. People were asking for me to be in a picture. I didn't want to be in it. Not because of any other reason than I am uncomfortable with myself. I pushed my comfort zone entirely just attending. There were two other siblings who didn't show, so it wouldn't have mattered if I wasn't in the picture. I allowed myself to be coerced into a photo that I dread seeing. It would have been great to see the photo if I wasn't in it. I don't need anybody to offer me any reassurances or positive self-love advice. I didn't want to do something, and my people pleaser side trumped what I knew was best for me.

What if it is the last picture that is ever taken of me and my aunt? She said it was probably going to be her last time to come out this way. I don't want to see it passed around as a last great memory. The meal was okay. I kept my mouth shut and stayed out of trouble. Not sticking with "no means no" wasn't a loving thing to do for myself. So, it sure won't look like a loving photo. Give away your voice and power and see what happens.

I didn't want to discuss politics, but when I told my aunt I have a blog and it has political stuff she said she won't talk about politics because it can cause trouble. One of the reasons for my nervous breakdown after J6 was because I allowed myself to be silenced. I watched Trump, a sexual predator, traitor, tax cheating liar cause this country to be divided like it has never been before. And I wasn't allowed to say his name. God forbid anybody would actually open their eyes and see what he was doing. I was the problem. My voice was the problem. My thoughts were the problem. Nobody has to listen to me, but if you tell me I am not allowed to say our democracy is in trouble when the nation is falling apart you are not a patriot and you are denying me my constitutional rights. You are part of the problem. You are why the first amendment was written. I would give my life to save my country, but silencing me is like shoving me in my grave while I am still alive. No excuses. I love my aunt, but it is people who will not allow the truth to be exposed who will be the end of our democracy. This is not a drill. This is not a test. Wake up America.

And, hey Trump, no means no. If I ever see you grabbing a woman by the pussy without her permission I hope I am there to make sure I can still do a taekwondo kicks. How can anyone have voted for an admitted sexual predator? Why was he ever voted into office? Do we not have any rights? I am really mad and very grateful I can get this off my chest because I don't want it in me. Don't tell me to shut up unless I give up my citizenship to escape the inevitable barrage of bullets from the next mass shooter. I don't have to listen to you either, but I won't tell you not to speak. I am sure that i am the problem. I am sure that the gossip about me is going strong. Just throw another scoop of dirt on my grave. That is not love.

Now line up and smile.