#this message is so fucking funny

[hauntedorpheum]

Lucy Gray singing + Coriolanus's inner thoughts

#literally the embodiment of: #-is this song about me? -no -then i've lost interest #also the last one is so fucking funny sjhsjkfhkjd #her singing a rebel song while also sending him a secret message and snow just thinking about her DEAD EXBOYFRIEND #userrobin #userbrittany #tuserdana #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #tbosasedit #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #the hunger games #filmedit #filmgifs #thgedit #mine #thg #these are ugly and have a bunch of grammatical errors but i dont care anymore lol sorry

[qsmpcryptid]

With Dappleduo releasing playlists I'm reminded of when everyone's spotify wrapped was dropping and Richas showed Dappers wrapped to Pac, who said something like "Oh he listens to gamer music", and Richas misheard and thought he said "gay music", and then proceeded to hand Pac this

A screenshot of Richas telling Dapper that Pac called his music gay.

#I think about this image SO much #the way that Dapper is like HOLD UP- #its so fucking funny #the way Richas's messages are spaced out like he was typing them so fast and for comedic effect #peak comedy honestly #qsmp #qsmp dapper #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp pac

[petphantoms]

#hermitcraft #grian #hermitcraft season 9 #trafficblr #traffic smp #i always call it the lifeseries so i think those tags are right #lifeseries #funnies #mcyt #mod mooshroom #i fucking lost it when the dono message went away and i could see what he said. lord!! #anyways hi everyone sorry ik im late but idc #in the mines

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso & Oscar Piastri exchanging helmets

#WHAT IF I SCREAMED WHAT IF I LAID ON THE FLOOOR AND CRIED #okay like i know logically the knew esch other for a while #with oscar being in nando's kart school and then them being in alpine togehther #BUT ITS STILL REALLT SPECIAL TO ME TO SEE MY TWO FAV DRIVERS ON THE GRID INTERSCT???? #me and dru are having an emotional breakdown rn 😭😭😭 #mark webber just came in his pants i know this. #also very funny to see them interact bcs my god neither of them can ever both do great in a race at the same tkme #i wonder if we'll ever get a podium :< maybe !!! #also kinda sad they didnt write any messages on each others helmets 😭 #Fernando: i fucked your boss. Oscar: i fucked your bestie #and the rest of the video is sooo cute with oscar talking about how theyve been planning it for a while 🥺🥺 #AND THE PICS ON ASTON'S INSTA ARE SOOOOO CUTE!!!! THEYRE SO HAPPPYYYYY #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #oscar piastri #2023 Brazilian gp #fa14 #op81 #we do a little bit of f1

[triple-starsss]

i am SOOOO INVESTED in this au like im about to start a stan twitter account i'm about to make one of those one direction imagines IM!!! SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM!! i'm curious though how do triple s leave eggman's management and how do they continue as a band following that since you mentioned it in your answer about the music?? and seriously tysm for making this au it drives me insane /pos

AAAH IM GLAD TO HEAR THAT LOL i should make a Triple☆S fancam at this rate (also wooo on a roll with asks today asbdjf)

AND OUGHH still working out the finer details of this but i have a sort of vague idea of how i want it to play out!! (also brace yourself this is long as hell)

This is during a period where they start touring and are essentially at the peak of their fame!! They're all incredibly exhausted from the almost daily concerts - mentally and physically. It gets bad enough that Silver ends up fainting live (this was their sort of wake up call that okay shit, we seriously can't be doing this anymore)

With Rouge's help they manage to sneak away from their tour bus prior to the concert happening the next day (which would've been one of the bigger ones in terms of ticket sales). They stay at her place for the mean time, THOUGH OBVIOUSLY THIS CAUSES A PROBLEM FOR EGGMAN!!! Can't exactly have a concert without Triple☆S performing and there were already a shit load of people waiting within the venue - he promptly cancels the event and has to refund all the tickets they sold for this concert (causing a significant dent in his profit as well as reputation).

Fans are incredibly worried (and frustrated)- they don't hear from the band themselves for about a week as they keep missing the tours, Eggman is continuing to lose A LOT of money and his patience!!

this is the part that i'm still working out BASJDHF but eventually they make an appearance again, on a little stage in the middle of the city center. People quickly take notice, crowding around them, barraging them with questions and complaints ETC ABSDJ. They encourage people to start recording and they talk about Eggman, his cruelty (to not only them but his other workers), greed, unethical practices THE WHOLE LOT. This info spreads like wildfire and eventually Eggman is taken away to be put on trial (and is clearly guilty) - effectively ruining his whole business and severing them from his management (yippee!!)

after all that they take a LOOOONGGG ass break from the spotlight absjdhf but they've grown to really enjoy the band and each other's company - choosing to instead be a bit more of an underground (ha sonic underground) group, performing music more catered to their tastes and initial vision for the band (this does dwindle their popularity but they find comfort in that).

They do obviously end up losing their apartment too absjdf - Sonic lives with Tails again, Silver finally gets his own place and Shadow sort of bounces between living with Rouge and back with Gerald and Maria!!

#LONG POST ALERT ABSJHDF #if there's any typos sorry its like 1AM and i am SLEEPY #that last part with the public announcement is definitely still a WIP #i like to think they posted some super fucking cryptic message on social media before it thinking it would be sooo funny #if you're wondering why they didn't do this way earlier: DONT THINK TOO HARD ABT IT ABSJDF #working with Eggman made them feel as though he held power over them though - like no matter what they done it would be fruitless #and hell they kinda need to give it to the man- without him they wouldn't have been where they were.. so he clearly knows what he's doing- #they don't need to interfere #WEEE WOOO THEY'VE BEEN MANIPULATED!!!!!!!!! GASLIT!!!!! WEEEEE WOOOOO #triple☆s #asks #t☆s txt

[goobiestar]

Weedcough @ Ganjafang

Pls reblog im super funny

#SORRY SORRY highclan lore i havent explained #this is a message someone sent me i just find it rlly fucking funny so im meme-ing the fuck out of it lmao #warrior cats #highclan #art #shitpost #weedcough oc #shes a bad mom kinda lol

[akuma-tenshi]

me when i was younger: i shouldn't listen to something on loop too many times. i know from experience that it'll get boring and i'll lose all enjoyment i got from the song and i want to be able to enjoy it for a long time

me now, listening to message lost on loop for over an hour: dawn can't break when the sun has burned to a crisp..... there must have been some supernova i missed..............

#rambling #pafl #message lost #parties are for losers #i'm so insane about this song #it's not even funny anymore i'm just fucking batshit

[purgatorysanctuary]

Y’all I got people who don’t even like StaticRadio who think that first comic I drew was funny LMAOO

#it’s so silly seeing those messages #’Al doesn’t fuck but this is great art’ #’don’t ship this but this is really funny’ #thank you #I was hoping I was funny

[prolibytherium]

Funniest thing in the world is when someone like dissects the symbolism they perceive in something you made and you're like "Wow yeag I really did that. My twisted web of genius metaphors and subtleties" [INTERNAL] What teh fuck are they talking about!!!!!!

#ESPECIALLY with art because I'm usually operating more on a loose collection of concepts than any coherent message but writing too #For example I have one friend who's loosely like beta reading 'The White Calf' and keep having moments where she's like #'wow the symbolism in this bit is interesting' or 'OHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE' and I'm like #Wait what. Oh yeah I guess that is kind of there huh. Weird #Especially funny when it's a compliment like thank you I'm glad if the loose slop I'm throwing down has assembled itself into coherency #It's not like I DON'T do anything intentionally but so much really is accidental #Art critiques were always wild for me especially ones where I was challenged about what I was trying to say because it's like. #Fuck if I know beyond a loose smattering of vibes and concepts

[corvidaedream]

roommate w no self-awareness sent an angry text to the group chat about how he was finally pushed to "deep clean the kitchen" bc no one was cleaning up after themselves

get home half an hour later

counter covered in dirty dishes. it looks like he wiped down the stovetop. the cleaning supplies are all out. several dishes and things on the counter and table are all his.

???

great uh. deep clean, man.

#messages from the ouija board #its not gross in here its just like. could probably use a sweep. #but the text is so funny like its exactly how it looked two days ago when i left #im so done w this fucking guy lmao hes like Im So Chill I Dont Mind Anything Whatever #and then u ask him to stop smoking inside and he ignores u and if he has a problem w something ur doing hes a martyr

[hellsite-detective]

Detective, I need your help. Could you help me find this post?

findin' this post was relatively simple. not only was i handed a screenshot, but this was a screenshot that had every possible detail i could've asked for. goin' to the original blog mentioned, i unfortunately found nothing. tragic, but not a deal breaker. headin' on over to the Search Bar, i asked Google for "tumblr honeyedhaunt grandma" and found the post i was lookin' for pretty quickly. from there, i filed it away.

here ya go! this is a really funny post, i always love a good "singing killed my grandma" joke. have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

#note: while looking for this post i tried searching for 'grandma' on the person's blog #tumblr sent back a message that said 'no posts for grandma' and honestly thats so fucking funny to me #no posts for grandma #ask #hellsite detective #post case closed

[barbieaemond]

Reading anon hate at 8am on a Monday morning before going to work is not cool, man. At least wait until the weekend? Perhaps your mind will clear up? Doubtful but you know, other than being an entitled bitch, I’m stupid, I believe in hope and people’s goodwill (ha, delulu hours). Ciao ciao 👋🏻

#and i’m not posting your message because i’m sick of you people #so if you’re reading this get the fuck out of my blog already ok? #starting to be not funny anymore ngl

[craycraybluejay]

I want to make an edgy joke so bad so help me satan

#tumblr ads #closing my mouth #closing it #edgy humor #manscaped #sending this to people every time they bring up a media w characters who r lowkey groomed in canon or popular hc #and by people i mean friends ik not everyone appreciates dark humour #dark humor #i dont even have to say anything just look at the ad #the first time i saw this i was like HELLO?????? #i want to see a tumblr anti w paranoid schizophrenia write an essay about the subliminal messaging in this ad so badly #but maybe i dont bc ik psychosis and delusions fucking suck #but in theory it would be funny if someone wasnt suffering mentally ab it ykwim :/

[ladsofsorrow24]

what does it say about sasuke or kishimoto as an author that the image of sasuke being lovey-dovey with sakura or even karin is so contradictory to his character... yet the image of him and naruto being exactly that is somehow the most natural conclusion for these two...

#idk man i just think it's funny that #even casual audience might have a hard time thinking of sasuke as the boring straight man #because he really isn't #everything about him in boruto feels distant yet the only time i thought #'ah that's the sasuke i know!' #is when he's in a battle together with naruto #so... really what's the message kishimoto is giving here #because it feels like he is saying 'some people are not made for marriage but i don't have enough fucks to give about these two' #honestly i just feel bad for sakura she really don't deserve to have this kind of... distant relationship with her husband #they really should get a divorce i think it'll make both of them and even sarada happier #tmi tag

[xo8ball]

actually many mental disorders and illness have been converted into digestible. palatable. easy to consume. easy for neurotypicals to understand and relate because they wont pay attention until its slightly about them. and easy for capitalism to seem as functional or non functional instead of diverse humans with diverse conditions with determinated needs that deserve respect and wellbeing EQUALLY. what and why.

#im kind of distressed because its all pink and silly memes #like yeah some memes are funny and relatable. but where is the truth. where are the voices of the disabled. #the voices of people who struggle badly and have higher needs and can't communicate the same way. #i think english is failing me right now (its not even my second language. i just know how to speak. i cant do too much when stressed) #and i hope my message gets through?? #neurodivergent #neurodiversity #like dude its so fucking ableist because they see humans as Workers only. and those incapable of doing said work are left behind. #WHAT THE FUCK. where is the fucking humanity. #messy it's so messy this

[sergle]

You’re too perfect to be on this website full of heathens, I’m going to pick a god and pray for you

fdgdfhjdfj thank you... get me outta here

#this message is so nice and. SO fucking funny #sergle answers #HELP please pray for me you have no idea how much my ass needs it