#this mushroom says:

[honeymushroom]

nobody understands my humor

#i was going to make a legitimate no more cordycepts hate because i love mushrooms and cordyceps cant do anything to yu. #but. i realized that sounded like something an ant would say #cordyceps #fungi #tlou

[hajihiko]

don't know what to draw, draw hugs

#an art #sdr2 #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #hajime hinata #kuzuhina #Been a while. Got nothing to say though.... #Went to the dentist. Only after that do I have tooth pain. Hoping I don't have to pay more money #Also I accidentally tripped on mushrooms and did some dumb shit but that's for some other time. It was fun tho

[meteors-lotr]

Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children

Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born

And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck

#Aragorn knows that elves are extremely ugly and weird looking as babies #And he also knows that Legolas is in fact one of the prettier ones #The rest of them are just questioning if it’s some sort of prank #Gandalf fucks with them by showing a picture of a mushroom saying that all wizards grow from them #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr headcanons #the fellowship of the ring #the fellowship headcanons #legolas greenleaf #aragorn son of arathorn #Samwise Gamgee #frodo baggins #merry brandybuck #pippin took #Boromir #gimli son of gloin #Gandalf the gray

[lavend3r-stardust]

That thing they do when they run their dick along your cunt and leave you anticipating when you're gonna be all fucked out just from the tip rubbing against your clit, pressing itself against your holes but not pushing inside you . . . Not just yet . . . They wanna draw it outta you, drag out every last orgasm from your throbbing little pussy and feel you clench around nothing as you whimper and beg them to fuck you, rocking your hips so something more than the head of their dick can fill you up

#holy fuck i need his dick so bad what the actual hell i've never woken up craving him inside my pussy before but motherfucker lemme tell ya- #yk i wouldn't mind if she bred my pussy too just saying . . but like . . . i need her pushing that fat mushroom head into me n see me squirm #queer shenanigans and all that #hxrny musings i suppose #queer #bi #bisexual #queer nsft #queer ns/fw #bi ns/fw #bi nsft #nsft bi #ns/fw bi #bisexual ns/fw #bisexual nsft #shira talks #butch cock #nb nsft #nb ns/fw #bi4pan #bi4bi #bi4bi nsft #bi4all #bi sub #bi switch #bisexual sub #bisexual switch #bi d/s

[deerspherestudios]

Will there be a moment where Mychael gets flirty 🤔? [I don't see it much with that but aha, one can do it in their own way xd]

If he sounds like he's flirting it's definitely an accident 99% of the time haha! Even if he does actually try to court someone I think he'd be too direct for it to be flirting,,, 💀

#mushroom oasis vn #mychael ask #since flirting is supposed to be coy and sneaky #he is NOT coy and sneaky your honor #he'd probably just outright say “hey im romancing you btw” /j #will this happen in game maybe maybe not

[grabyourpillow]

"why are we as a fandom not aknowledging—" *tired sigh* look. Personally I'm rather busy trying to one, have a life, and two be a decent person to actual people, so when I come to fandom I have one objective: chill and be entertained. Which makes two objectives really. Point is you're trying to make me write a socio-economico-geopolitical essay, I'm just over here mushing highlighters together pretending they're my fave characters. We are not the same

#there's space for everyone #if people prefer classic houses what's it to you #build your cool mushroom house next to it and #maybe people will stop and say 'wow that sure is a cool mushroom house!' and start building mushroom houses too #but if you go to someone's neat and very classical house and tell them 'your house is shit' i don't think it's gonna change their minds lol #misc #tumblr

[itsdefinitely]

read "send me more outfit requests" and i blacked out (/j), next thing i know i'm writing a very polite request for you to draw Pokey in this (credit: @mochipanco on twitter)

mushroom pokey!!!!

#pokotho #lords in black #hatchetfield #id in alt text #definitely art #may or may not be trying to figure out a mushroom pokey design. . . #i was gonna say he looks like he gardens but 1) his outfit is too clean for that and 2) he would hate manual labor #he looks like he'd do a photoshoot in a garden

[foldingfittedsheets]

We have successfully returned from an excursion to photograph mushrooms!

#ramblies #we found a good number #my class assignment is to get a backdrop to composite myself into #and I wanted to be hiding under or standing on a mushroom #we got some pretty good options so I’ll see what the professor says #I’m pooped there was so many squats in my mushroom pursuit

[lindagoesmushrooming]

Scarlet Elf Cups (Sarcoscypha coccinea) and Ruby Elf Cups (Sarcoscypha austriaca) (indistinguishable without microscopy) are one of the few Spring mushrooms that are also edible. They have a mild taste (when overcooked, can become flavourless). They can be gently pan-fried in a little oil/ butter or used in a stew, and they make a nice addition to pasta and rice dishes, or fried eggs.

If you're out looking for them, Elf Cups enjoy wet, muddy places (often close to a stream), and they grow on fallen twigs, rotting wood, under dead leaves but can be easily spotted because of their bright red color.

#Sarcoscypha austriaca #scarlet elf cup #edible mushrooms #mushrooms #fungi #forest floor #mycology #food #info #nature photography #forestcore #foraging #ruby elf cup #sarcoscypha coccinea #some say you can eat them raw but I personally haven't tried it

[piosplayhouse]

Honestly the more I think about it the more I really think the sun and moon dew mushroom rlly should've been an amorphophallus instead

- extremely rare and take an immense amount of expertise and tedious care and special conditions to bloom (to the point where one blooming is an incredibly proud event for gardens and often publicized to draw visitors nationwide)

- on average take 5-7 years, sometimes even 10 for some varieties, to reach maturity

- human sized

- called the "corpse flower" (because it smells like rotting flesh)

- weird penis shape

- variety called amorphophallus yaoi

#prefacing this by saying i doubt teen mxtx was a big horticulture studier #and this is my own fanon exposed point or whatevr but ive always been kind of ? at how people call peerless cucumber a 'plant body' #when hes really a fungus #a fun guy even #if i had to scientifically explain id guess mushrooms were chosen because theyre decomposers #so it would make sense to feed it blood and qi. but also like everything about the growing process is very much plantlike #like they grow it from seed right ?? mushrooms dont have seeds ?? #is it actually a plant thats just called a mushroom?? #whatever stupid airplane stupid stallion novel logic * dies mad #svsss

[kazz-brekker]

man i can’t believe i tuned into the last of us tonight expecting “horrifying mushroom trauma round 3″ and instead i got “tender and moving gay love story about finding happiness amidst the apocalypse” instead

#i'm not complaining it was amazing but WOW that is not where i thought things were going #i mean i was still sad by the end but not bc of mushroom people chewing on someone's face #pie says stuff #the last of us #tlou #tlou spoilers #the inherent romanticism of growing strawberries of your husband…

[temeyes]

oh yeah, laswell would definitely make a decision for you @mossy-mushroom

#but honestly? as a fine arts graduate? i SUPER get how you feel HAHAHA #me and my class had a petition to get our techniques prof laid off because all he would critique was how “ugly” all our paintings were- #and he would personally retouch our paintings just to “raise” our grades. tho he didn't get laid off. he got less classes to handle instead #so if u and ur classmates share the same sentiments? i say go crazy just to shit on your prof (LMAOOOJKJKJK) #answered asks #mossy-mushroom #anon #call of duty #my art #2024 #kate laswell #watcher 1 #nikolai #nikolai cod #laswell cod

[rosenfey]

⊱ BALDUR’S GATE 3 + scenery — 6/?

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3edit #gameedit #gamescenery #*fae creations #*fae.gif #*bg3 #katsigian #miyku #usermercymaker #userkarlachs #“now for something new” i say as if me obsessing over mushrooms is an unprecedented behavior and not something I do every breathing hour

[deerspherestudios]

New Discord Server!

Hi fireflies! As of 13th January 2024, the Discord server has been moved to a new one. The old one is still up for archiving purposes, but for new and old players this is the place to go if you'd like to meet other players for Mushroom Oasis discussion, chats and general tomfoolery (so much tomfoolery,,,)

You can join it via the link here!

Disclaimer: Despite being the official Discord, I didn't personally make it! Big big BIG thank you to Ajax and Toast​ for making and managing the new server!

They've been working hard on it for a while now and I'm so happy to see it up and running thanks to their efforts! ❤️🍄

#mushroom oasis vn #cheea chatter #its chaos and pandemonium pls proceed w caution 😭/affectionate #this goes without saying but as hectic as it is pls be nice and cordial and respectful! #theres an etiquette to horsing around <3 #see you there! <3

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

okay so. like. wan ed 12. dazai is stopped by a log in the river and starts actually drowning. funny haha wan bit.

but repeating something ive said (hi haven) i think this is actually a really good example for how ada dazai doesn't really want to kill himself. he could've actually drowned here. thats his 'goal' right? but the moment it starts happening he's trying to get his head back above water.

"I thought I was dead"

hilariously wet and horrified or not he obviously didn't want to die here. theres nobody around to hear what he said anymore anyway. and that's why, despite being yk... a wan ending animation? i still think this is such like. a case in point.

#i think its obvious from how unlikely to work his other attempts are in the ada #things like the oil drum or the mushrooms. asking woman to commit double suicide. all of that has such a low chance of working. its- #-humorous even. when he meets atsushi kunikida gets there shortly after. even if atsushi wasnt there he was DEFINITELY not planning on dying #anyway this is aether taking things too seriously and getting ill about it #im not saying ada dazai isnt still aiming to die we've all talked about the martyr behavior #but hes not really trying to die via suicide #anyway shout out to my bestest friend haven(-gum-rockrose) for sending me a song for the dazai playlist which made me ill and then prompted #me to find this clip later in the conversation #which then lead to me talking here #hurrah 🎉‼️ #longer post #theory time w/ aether #it's not actually i just want to find this later

[azucarera-art]

2 distinguished gentlemen 🐍🎩🎩👊🏽💥

#tysm david (twt moot) for breaking my art block <33 #y'know last yr (or was it a few months ago?? idk cant remember) i had a dream where Neil was secretly a famous CoD fanartist & #his work station was under a mushroom bridge that nobody could find #anyone else who had a weird dream abt the VAs/their chars say ''aye'' ✋🏽 #neil ellice #neil ellice fanart #fan art #call of duty #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #rkgk #rkgkillust #ibispaintx #azu art