#this one goes out to my dog<3

[buffysummers]

Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins, 20 years old. Born on the fourth of July, and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. "Who's our little patriot?" they'd say, when I was younger, and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

#btvsedit #buffysource #ruinedchildhood #usergina #dailyhangover #chewieblog #throwbackblr #dailyflicks #filmtv #filmandtv #anya jenkins #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #*gif #this one goes out to my dog<3 #her namesake is so iconic #1k

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

How the hell do you draw a skinny Howdy-

I wanna draw him skinny but he looks weird if I don't give him big ol' boobies and I don't wanna give him big ol' boobies!!

uhhhh ok i broke him down to his bare essentials:

#envision the board. Apply #just dont give him Any musculature. embrace the fact that he is a puppet #and therefore Doesnt Have muscles. he's a glorified tube with stuffing in it #his limbs are noodles. he has no curves of any kind <3 #my quest against howdy's fanon dobonhonkeros continues #im jesting im kidding i do love seeing howdy w humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous #its very funny! i envision him getting up in the morning #and just shoving more stuffing into his chest. undoes a seam and just goes to town #julie: wow! your top scars are cool! #howdy: *undoing one to pad out his badonkers* my huh #rambles from the bog #on a wildly different note i think the corn dogs im eating right now have gone bad #they dont taste right... but they also dont taste bad enough to put me off of em! om nom nom #its gonna be a party in the ol' eels tonight!

[llumimoon]

(me sitting here seething) ITS FINE its fine ITS FINE . I'LL GET MY LICENSE SOON ITS FINE

#cal rambles #HATE DRIVING WITH MY MOM. SHE IS INFURIATING #girl why are you acting like letting someone else go first at a four way stop bc im unsure #is EQUALLY as bad as running a red light #HELLO? HELLO ? HELLO ???? #LITERALLY. WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO WAIT IF U ANSWERED MY QUESTION ABOUT THE TURN BTW #ALSO WHAT EHY CANT I FUCKING WAIT FOR A PEDESTRIAN TO FULLY CROSS THE STREET BEFORE GOING ISNT THAT SAFER ??? ESP IF THERES A KID OR DOG??? #WHAT JS UR PROBLEM. GOD. #sorry im mad <3 #im literally sitting here like. i jusy need to go out driving this weekend and do the route and them i'll be ready to take my teat #test #ive been putting it off but i KNOW im ready. im a good driver #i do a sudden stop one or twice on accident and apologize after ive done like 50 soft stops #and then she does a sudden stop and goes LOL I pulled a [Cal] !!! FUCK YOUUUUUU #cannot wait to go places without her in the fucking car #this is the same woman who took me out driving with other cars on the road for my FIRST TIME EVER BEHIND THE WHEEL #and was SURPRISED when I almost got into an accident

[lyriumsings]

nah but like it’s so funny watching overwatch fall apart as someone who was there at launch and the like Peak of the game. Like do i love the game? yes. do i love the foundation and the possibility it had for all the characters and storylines? absolutely! am i glad it’s user base is turning on the game review bombing the shit out of it and straight up not playing it anymore bc of the increasingly ridiculous and predatory money grubbing tactics? fuck yeah.

#like is my inner child a bit bummed? yeah #but i’ll buy baldurs gate 3 times over if it sets a new gaming precedent tbh #bc the shit overwatch pulled was insane #i know the games are very different but the point remains the same #overwatch doesn’t give a fuck about its players and it shows and they’re doing nothing #to fix comp matchmaking or to make wanting to get skins etc desirable again #lyriumsings txt #like i wanted that one lifeweaver voiceline #where he goes ‘sigh’ #only to find out it’s behind a like 10-15?? dollar paywall #bundled with what amounts to a lifeweaver revolve #recolor* #like that’s fucking insane #not to mention the ten dollar orisa EMOTE from like a week ago #TEN DOLLARS?? the same amount as a SEASON PASS?? bc it has a fucking dog in it??? #get fucked #i hope the game dies #overwatch #overwatch 2

[cannibaltranssexual]

hi jason! sorry if youve answered this before, but what does aaoc stand for? i love the posts that you tag as such so im curious :]

its my tag for posts that remind me of my wip fic(s) !! i havent 100% settled on what to name the series yet but pretty early on in development i stumbled upon that passage by julian k jarboe (from the book everyone on the moon is essential personnel) that goes

Why does God create grapes and wheat, but not wine and bread? God does this because God wants us to share in the act of creation. To be how you made me, to become how God made me, though you, I can remake myself. You and I: we are already only whole, and shifting towards the divine.

and the author also has a tweet relating this concept to transsexuality and youve probably already seen one or both of these floating around on tumblr already but whatever i just wanted to center my t4t hannigram fic around these quotes cause theyre just. so good.

so yeah it stands for "an act of creation" except it should probably be "#taoc" if i wanted it to match the original quote but i cba to go and change it now which is probably not how placeholder tags are meant to work !! oh well . fic playlist <3

#sorry idk if u were asking me abt the tag in general or just the acronym but whatever . infodump time #i have not answered this ask before <3 i rarely get asks and even more rarely answer them 💀 #ask #aaoc #i dont even know how much religious themes to include in the fic bc im like the worst person to attempt to write that (<- raised atheist) #but character wise it would only make sense and it would literally make the narrative so much more layered #anyways . some things that go in the tag: #autocannibalism + transsexuality as violence + transsexuality as cannibalism which is like . thesis statement #rural american towns/houses #wolf/dog symbolism + deer & antler symbolism + especially the two combined #literally any pictures of knives but especially those ones made of canine teeth or deer bones. or ones that just have swag gender vibes #knives r gonna be a big thing for young will and theyre basically his symbolic wolf teeth. but maybe fashioned out of whats left of the doe #and of course literally anything else that has to do with/reminds me of trans hannibal or trans will or t4t hannigram or dark!will #ditto with the characters' youths at any point in time since im writing backstories for both of em as well as a florence hannigram arc #and idk sometimes i just go by vibes. sometimes a post is hannigram but ever so slightly different so it must go in the tag #i seriously cant wait til school is over and i can finally go thru my tag and write scenes/notes of what every single post reminds me of #my thought process for the most recent one was just. gore goes on the hanniblog by default + androgyny = defiance of gender norms = aaoc #then it made me think of our convo abt hannibals relationship with japanese culture and also what would body horror be for young hannibal? #so yeah basically just things for my brain to chew on for inspiration #sorry abt the tag wall im normal abt this au (lying) and also just wanted to write down a list of things to tag for personal reference

[stabbylambchop]

Hey uh

anyone here on Art Fight this year or-

Cuz I'm on there, same name and everything. I'm on Team Vampires.

You can like, add me or whatever...I mean, if you want...

I haven't interacted with anyone on here or even really drawn in a couple months, sweet pulsating spider-christ ...

#I KNOW I KNOW I CAN JUST. DO THE THING. BUT I ALSO CAN'T. YKNOW???? #I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MIND HAS BEEN I DON'T #I'M STILL STRUGGLING WITH HEALTH Y'ALL #and sometimes instead of bouncing back and forth from feeling stable enough to do things and absolute dog shit i just- #-'welp i guess I'll just not do anything! that'll solve all of my problems! I'll get better if i don't do things and just rest and space out #-'WOW I CAN JUST BE ISOLATED AND PATHETIC IN MY ROOM ALL DAY COOL' #like...I EVEN GOT MY PAIN MEDS BACK! AND I QUALIFIED FOR A HIGHER DOSE WHICH IS A MIRACLE BC THIS IS FLORIDA!! #but like. idk. #and it's not like i don't care at all!!! I've missed you guys like fuck!!!! i just feel like I'm so far behind and everyone is on another- #-plane of existence at this point! and the longer it goes the more guilty i feel coming back bc i feel ashamed and lazy... #but i know you guys don't give a shit about at all. and I'm sorry for assuming and being so hard on myself #but also my fandoms are all over the place rn so uh. I'm so sorry LOL #but seriously anyone on art fight?? i really need to get back drawing but it's daunting... #especially since my guess 2 or 3 years were kickass by the last 2 literally no one but my wife interacted with me #one friendly fire from my partner. in two fights. after putting HOURS OF EFFORT THRU CHRONIC PAIN AND ILLNESS into all of those pieces... #i know I didn't draw a fuckton but i just got so discouraged and sad after awhile. and some never even got any attackee comments. #it all felt so damn pointless #but I'm nothing if not a survivor #as Zapp Brannigan once said; 'the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised' #I'm a hot fuckin mess but even if i barely get any interaction at all again i can at least say i didn't give up- #and put in effort and love like always. no half-assing with art fight unless it's just me and my wife or a friend doin stupid friendly fires #BUT ANYWAY I STILL WANNA FUCK SLASHERS. IF ANYTHING THERE'S STILL THAT. IT'S STILL ME.

[pawsitivevibe]

I dunno why everyone says they hate grooming and hand stripping dogs. I find it so soothing. I would probably go for hours if Arthur didn't let me know he was done with it.

#I wanna say we probably go 30 minutes max usually? For maintenance grooming #When he goes to his breeder to get full groomed he's on the table for like 3 hours #I kinda think having a Poodle could be fun one day for the fun haircuts I could do #I'm not that brave with actually clipping BUT I would be if it wasn't a show dog lol #Like I do love clipping off Haley's feathers. Which I do now because she's an old lady who does not need that excessive hair #Haley gets really really floofy ... makes me wonder what her parents' coats were like. I'm thinking the Sheltie genes are probably why #My mom wants me to try shaving Leia down. Haha. We'll see about that. She is so so wiggly and hyper. Her #groomer has a special way with her #Leia's groomer is a hardcore flyball trainer/competitor so she is used to insane dogs lol #I think it's funny that she grooms all the floofy suburban pet dogs in the neighbourhood while she personally owns Mals and BorderWhippets #ANYWAY I think dog grooming would be a great career for me if I can get the chronic pain under control #I want to at least become an Expert ECS groomer over the next decade lol #Grooming could maybe be a side gig one day if I can get good enough and figure out how to get training #I'm legit considering the idea that the best job situation for me might end up being multiple 'side gigs'

[sashimiyas]

what are some red flag of a guy who names their dog deku?

#reinas.inretrograde #my bsf started talking to this guy and his dog’s name is deku #and now… one week in… he pulled the line ‘what should i call you? bc i really want to call you mine.’ and when she told me that. #i was like… 🤔 that tracks lol #kinda wanna make a game out of it tbh but i know i have 3 mins of free time until next week so i won’t #also my bsf was So funny. she asked him what his dogs name was and he asked her if she liked anime #she doesn’t. but he had her guess and she was out here looking for anime dogs #she got to akamaru and then gave up. lol. and then he told her his name was deku #i was like ‘oh cool! yeah! from my hero!’ and then there’s a solid minute of silence as she scrolls through her phone #and then she goes ‘deku…….. is a boy….???!’ LOL #anyways! have a great weekend! get some sun! put some sunscreen on! drink some water and then give yourself a little treat!! #doctor’s (unqualified) orders! (me!)

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

Bro I am straight up never never letting my mother tell me any sort of medical information ever again

#this woman said. we have to put the dog down his kidneys are failing #and fun fact! that doesn’t in fact have to happen! dog has a few more months actually! #she comes up to me this morning and goes I didn’t think to read any of the papers from the vet you should really look over them #and the papers r like #dog has an infection. here r some ways of treating it. this will last a few months #the vet had originally suggested keeping him for like a week but it would be around 5000$ #so my mother says oh no too expensive let’s just put him down #didn’t even stop for a single second to consider other options. not to mention she wanted to put him down that day like right then #also she’s so so bad about getting him his medicine. so bad. i just came home from work to find out she didn’t give him his antibiotics #she said oh well I put out some food for him with it but he didn’t want it so I put more food in it #like you’ve got to be kidding me. i told the dog it was a treat and he ate it so fast #but it’s late at night!! he was supposed to get that 6 hours ago! #and now she’s like oh you got him to eat it? well he didn’t get his meds today #and it’s like. that’s what was in the bowl!!!!! I’m going to scream!!! #oh and she sent me a video of him trying to jump up on his chair but he couldn’t do it. she sent me a video with a 💔 #instead of I don’t know putting something shorter for him to use as stairs like We Have Done Before And The Dog Knows #i have thoughts on all of this and not a single one is kind #i keep a clear head. and it’s a damn good thing I do bc if she made thoughtless decisions my dog would have been unnecessarily put down #soup talks #edit: she split the meds across 3 plates all with a decent amount of food. for the dog with a very low appetite #again. many thoughts. not a single one kind

[apathyfairy]

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#it’s coming up on 3 years ago to the hour that i hd the worst day of my life when i had to rush my dog to the emergency vet at 2am and then #of course tragic and he died so that’s great and look it’s 3 years later and i’m not over it and tbh i don’t think i ever will be so todays #always a fun day. #people lie when they say that enough time goes by and you just move on or learn to live with pain or whatever and it’s like yeah #you do learn to live with it but it doesn’t get easier you just get used to the pain like. it just becomes part of you and someone you can’t #seperate yourself from anymore like you’re just one in the same with your misery and tragedy and blah blah fucking blah i wish i had died #that night instead #he was the first person animal anything i ever lost and then of course 11 months later my other dog died bc she was 17 and old but i was #miserable all over again obviously. so in 19 months both my dogs died then my grandpa died a v close family friend died my great aunt died #then i found out my ex died then my bird died and it’s just like. how do u go from never losing anyone to losing so much all at once #i know i just sound like a fucking baby but it really just like ended me. all of it and i just can’t like go back to how i was before any of #it. especially my dog the one who died tonight i just can’t because it was so sudden and so just 0 to 60 and i was alone and it was night #time and dark and i didn’t even have a car so my mom had to come pick us up and it wss just my worst fucking nightmare and i know it’s my #fucking fault and there’s nothing i could do then and nothing i can do now obviously and i just want to fucking kill myself #and 3 days ago i dreamt of him and every time i dream about him i’m always like ih my god! you’re alive!! and i think it was all just a bad #dream that he died then i wake up and i remember and it’s like yeah ok. i can’t keep being alive anymore

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

me using this blog as my main is funny to me like. i'm not even really hyperfixated on rhythm heaven rn gfgffgggggfgfd-

#puppy rambles #rhythm hell #the deltarune hyperfixation hit at full force <3 #you would never guess how unhinged i am about deltarune from my posts. i just haven't been using tumblr as much idk why really- #like i. literally have a side blog dedicated to deltarune (and undertale too ofc). no reason to not post there- #last i played it was on switch n i somehow beat spamton neo my first try #on both my files on my computer i couldn't beat him even after like fifty attempts- #i also still can't beat jevil. i don't know how i managed spamton neo my first try but can't beat jevil he should be easier #i mean sure you have less health in chapter 1 but. he should be easier so that shouldn't be a problem #literally the only time i died in chapter 2 that playthrough (excluding when i did snowgrave. still have not beaten snowgrave) #was to the FUCKING TEACUPS BEFORE THE SPAMTON NEO FIGHT #idk how i suck ass at the battle system #‚‚‚ actually i think i died once in the giga queen fight i just forgot cuz it's not the normal game over screen- #this is also ignoring the funni dog committing vehicular enbyslaughter that does not count it uses the undertale game over screen #you don't even actually die. like i don't think kris' hp actually goes down technically- #getting the egg took me ridiculously long. partially just cuz i got to the egg room and then immediately left on accident- #still better than my first playthrough where i just. didn't bother with the eggs. actually i think i got the egg in chapter 2 #and just not the one in chapter 1. tbf the one in chapter 1 is harder to get i don't even remember which rooms you have to go between #and the game doesn't hint it at all idk how people found out about that- #i don't know how people found out about a lot of stuff tbh like. snowgrave was discovered day of release #i have no idea how there's not that many hints towards its existence #people just really wanted to manipulate the lesbian deer into murdering her best friend /j. god snowgrave is fucked #i've seen people act like noelle killing berdly is justified cuz he's annoying. and it's just like. he's a teenager??? #heck he's a teenager with self-esteem issues he needs therapy not to be frozen to death- #sorry i like berdly <3 he's funny and also genuinely a good character. and also i ship kerdly-

[dappermouth]

When I was like 12 years old my violin teacher owned this peculiar music shop, and I would go there weekly for lessons. It was a narrow old pioneer house whose ground floor had been converted into a storefront and lesson rooms. After a while, a luthier had also moved in upstairs and set up a studio for making violins.

So, one day I'm going into the shop for my lesson. I head in the front door, and before I turn into the living room area where the main shop is, I look down the dark hallway at the rickety wooden stairs that lead up to the luthier's studio. The air smells like sawdust and lacquer. Just a little bit of light filtering in from the window behind me.

Something's on the stairway. A huge black animal is making its way down these steep, narrow stairs. I've never seen anything like this, I genuinely did not know an animal like this exists, and it comes right up to me, click-click-clicking slowly over the floor, long and tall and dark. There are wood shavings peppering its coat. It lifts its head up and its massive beast-face is virtually level with my child-face and I realize this is a gotdamb bizarro dog of some kind. It looks impossible but it's real and it's there, staring at me in total silence with a face the length of my arm. Then it does a 3-point-turn in the tiny dusty hallway and goes right back upstairs.

Turns out this was just the luthier's dog Seamus, a black borzoi of incredible height and length. anyway i'm just trying to say it was a disturbing set of circumstances under which i discovered what a borzoi is and everything in my life has felt very complicated since then

#jentalk #sorry i needed to get this off my chest

[kelpiemomma]

I have some much rage bottled up hearing about people about your grandma.

It invalidates the years of training and verification of actual service animals

Her pup sounds just excitable and friendly, which sounds harmless in paper but the issue is, that it's untrained and no sense of boundaries. This especially concerning since your grandmother puts her dog inside senior specific facilities.

And untrained pup is more unpredictable than a trained pup

That puts the safety of others in danger, it can put her dog in danger, and put your grandma herself in legal trouble too.

Sorry for making you hear this rant from this stranger, just know you are not alone on your frustration on your nan.

Yeah, it sucks!

It's been mentioned to her before that her LAST dog, the one who went to the senior care facilities, wasn't a real service dog but an emotional support dog without any proper training. My grandma did one training class at PetSmart with her after the dog was a year old and never went further, just got a note from her doctor that the dog was an ESA. That dog was the one who was going places with my grandma with the bare minimum training, that frustrated myself and my parents because we knew she wasn't a real service dog but to my grandma she was. (my grandma also believes our asshole border collie liked this former dog because "she was older, so she was the alpha in the house" even though the asshole border collie came into our home as a puppy with 3 older dogs and hated every one of their guts to the point of starting fights regularly with them 🙃 which is. a different story. point is, my grandma has no fucking idea about actual dog behavior or training).

Her CURRENT dog has gone approximately three places- to our home (my grandma went and picked her up from the breeder's), to the vet's office for her shots & spay procedure, and to the home of a friend of my grandma's. She's never been to any senior care facilities, thankfully, but also her lack of outside interaction is part of her problem. She has no boundaries, yet is scared of the outside world if my grandma isn't around. When she first arrived my parents and my grandma made excuses for her bad behavior as "she's a puppy", naturally. Pissing in the house? She's a puppy. Say "what have you done!", clean it up, and move on. Jumping on people? She's a puppy! She's small and its cute :3 Harassing the older dogs to the point they snap at her to try and teach her boundaries? She's a puppy!!! They should tolerate it because she's a baby!! She's attempting to teach the new pup to ring a bell on the door for when she needs to go potty but i don't think my grandma knows what she's doing, and with potty pads on the floor I don't think the dog really cares to learn. It's been a month of the bell and the only one to touch it has been my grandma.

I don't know for sure if the vest she got is an actual service dog vest, honestly. It was red and covered half her back, it looked like one but I didn't see the words "service dog" on it. However I also didn't look too close because I didn't want to start an argument when I noticed it. If it is another service dog vest I will honestly be pissed and will have both my parents help me get her into a discussion about it, because this dog is less trained than the last one and my grandma has shown no initiative to give her more training. As I said, it has gone nowhere but 3 places, it barely leaves the house, my grandma never walks her, she still is jumping on the faces of the dogs she's around, she still jumps on people, she still pisses & shits in the house... I hope to god she doesn't actually try to take it anywhere!

#yeah this dog has... made me frustrated with her breed #the blame lies with my grandma but we have also tried training the puppy (when we can) and because it doesn't get reinforced it goes nowher #and this dog is easily bigger than her last one #not that she's a big dog but she's still bigger than my grandma's last cavie #and because my grandma takes her nowhere and does nothing with her this dog eats and sleeps and is getting obese #and she's not even a year old 🙃 #i really wish she wouldn't have gotten another dog. but she was SO DEAD SET on ONLY getting another cavie #that she bypassed adopting any #which also pissed me off because if she HAD waited the EXACT DOG SHE WANTED #(a red female cavie) #CAME UP FOR ADOPTION THIS SUMMER. #ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS WAIT!!!! #altho idk if they would've adopted a dog to us given we have an asshole border collie and 3 dogs in the house already but w/e #but yeah this is part of why i want to move out. the dog frustration. #and ofc bc her dogs aren't real service dogs people are allowed to pet them which sets SUCH a bad precedence 🙃 #UGH.

[galariangengar]

One of my friends/roommates from my last year of college posted a note on Instagram last night saying something like “bitches be hating cuz they think my media is ‘toxic’”. Kinda shady and sus tbh… I checked my facebook and came across her page, and she has posted quotes of shit saying like “thank you to the real friends that check up on me from time to time” and “I don’t want to deal with drama. I just wanna live, laugh and prosper”. Like… idk what you’re going through (if anything bad/negative is happening with you rn), but that does seem hella shady tbh…

#like I don’t see this girl as a friend anymore tbh but we still follow each other on social media #I have quite a few reasons as to why like how we only saw each other in person twice #and one of those 2 times she literally told me it would be the last time she’d see me #cuz she wanted to prioritize her boyfriend/teaching and fix her relationship with her family especially her shitty mother #then immediately after moving away/she makes a bunch of new friends and goes out with them all the time #I also felt disrespected cuz she randomly asked me to take care of her aunt’s dogs 2 summers ago #didn’t even say hi or anything/just asked that/also never met her aunt or any thought/consideration of me #like I would stay at her aunts house but like what would I eat?? what if something happened?? I didn’t drive at the time or have much money #I also had responsibilities at my own house and I was taking 3 summer classes online at the time #she wanted me there with the dogs for a week and a half for like idk… $100-200 or so #I hope that shit doesn’t include me cuz I’ve told her I’ve been struggled a lot in various ways and I don’t talk shit on instagram/FB/etc #jazz uses curse! 💜

[nomaishuttle]

literally the pet rooms at work are the evillest not bc the pets are bsd at ALL theyve all been either well behaved or very timid and avoidant so its not like they get in the way. theyre bad bc my heart wants to just pet the kittys forever

#the other day enzo who is this very very sweet shihtzu was left in the room #usually he goes on a walk with his owner while im cleaning. yk. tbey walk to town #but that day rhey didnt go on a walk so enzo was in the room with me and he was very excited at first but then realized i couldnt play with #him and then he just sat by the door sadly Lol #hes a smart dog though i think he can tell when im working vs when im just hanging iut bc umm yesterday his owner had some stuff he needed #to tell me. and enzo was all over me jumping ip so i was just.petting him the entire time his owner was talking #theyre a very very sweet duo the guy is obsessed with his dog.. the guys name is angelo BTW. hes italian if you couldnt tell #but he like. writes poems for his dog and for his late wife and its all very very sweet. he loves enzo a lot :*? #it makes me so . like babyfever but for little doggy i literally want a dog so badly i Legitimately cannot get one right now but i want . #a little dog . i want one so bad #but. as i said i shant jntil i 1. am not Sleeping in a garage and 2. get my life under control #bc i can barely take care of myself atm and it just. yk. it wouldnt be responsible of me to get one #i prolly wont be ableAt least until i move out of this house #either back home or to a new place whos to say. not me i dont know i havent decided. #but yas. enzo is the onlyyy doggy i have in all my rooms.. i have a few cat rooms though #my favorite cat is probably willy hes such a sweetie. hes okd and so fat and he isnt afraid of me at all #<- sort of a detriment bc he loves to lay on the bed while im trying to strip it. and i have to slide my hand under the covers and pry him #up. and then he makes The saddest meow ever and gets up. hes so cute #most of the other cats i dont rly see a lot... rheres maybe 3? others aside from willy and 320's cat (i dont know her name bc she Refuses #to hold still long enough for me to read her collar lol) #but the others i dont know their names Aside from oliver who is 208's cat....

[gojosprettyprincess]

A/n wrote this at 5am so I apologize for any errors! <3 also it's poorly written but I hope you guys still like it.

Yk what fucking drives me crazy the most?

Sweet innocent looking men that treats you so well, I'm talking like he writes you cute poems, follows you around everywhere like a lost puppy and gets all flustered and shy when you want to go to Victoria secret to get new bras and panties but he still goes in with you anyways with his hand clinging onto your arm instead of just leaving because anything for you, the way his face melts into your hand whenever you'd cup his cheeks, looking at you with those innocent puppy dog eyes then he kisses your hand. Like he's just such a cutie you know? He'd let you do his makeup and let you baby him and feed him. Literally just anything you want he'd do it and lets you do. Whatever makes you happy.

And that same sweet innocent man would have you against the wall, his strong arms holding you up, fingers digging into the soft flesh of your thighs as he slams his hips against you, each thrust pushing you higher against the wall as he let you drop back down on his fat cock after, and he's even noisier than you are, loud whimpers and groans escaping his lips as he looks at your face, feeling satisfied and happy that his thick cock is the reason for your cute fucked out expression and sweet moans that are like music to his ears. Your nails leaving long red marks on his shoulders and back that he's sooo proud of having, he loves it when you do that, it's like a reward to him for making you feel good. His big strong arms pressing your legs back even further up as your knees raised up by your shoulders, giving him a deeper angle as his cock brushed against the right spots inside you that made you see stars to the point where you can't even think straight.

"O-oh fuck! baby, need you to cum ple-ase, fuck! please, wanna see you make a mess on my cock please I'm begging you princess", his voice cracks as he whimpers it out to you. The sweet and innocent needy tone in his voice compared to his rough pounding like he fucking hates you and had to prove it was all it took for you to cream around him, nails digging deeply into his back as he's practically making out with your neck, kissing and sucking on the tender flesh, leaving a bunch of purple and red marks that's definitely going to make him all fluttered and shy when he sees them in a few hours, remembering about what happened earlier. His eyes rolling back as he feels you coating his cock with your cum and dripping all over him.

"Ngh! Oh fuck, Tha-nk you! Thank you so much, gon-na cum!". He cries out. Your toes curling as he sped up his pace, hammering his cock in a reckless pace into your poor cunt, his thick cock head kissing your cervix with each one of his deep thrusts as he greedily chases his orgasm. He made sure to have his cock so deep inside of you to the hilt so he can fill you up full of his cum as he painted your tight walls white, thick ropes of cum spurting out of his cock, stuffing your hungry cunt full as he lets out a shaky groan while planting his face in your neck. He starts breathing heavily, panting against your neck as you felt his cock twitching inside of you. And you know what? He slowly pulls his cock out of you, being so careful that he doesn't spill any cum as he grips on your thighs even tighter before getting on his knees and eating all of his cunt out of your filthy stuffed cunt like the good boy he is, after all its his mess and well, yours also but he doesn't mind! he just wants to make it easier for you to clean you know? :(

Choso, Izuku, Armin, Toge, Zentisu, Kirishima, Yuuji, Kaneki.

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