#this one kinda hits ya in the feels😔

[saturniolos]

besties (matt sturniolo x reader) ౨ৎ⋆ ˚｡⋆

notes: this took me days. i am going BLIND plz show sum love &&&&& hey——— come talk to me ! (btw this type of editing/social media aus have been around for ages- credit goes to the person who came up with it first!!)

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yourusername happy 20th my boys. thank u for driving me around and feeding me and being the greatest airbnb hosts when i be acting up … 🦌🦌🦌🤍 love you always.

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christophersturniolo love you freak

sturniolohens their friendship >>

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sturniolotrippies THE MATCHING TSHIRTS WITH MATT ARE YOU KIDDING US Y/N

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sturnsfilm the pink heart are you jokingjfjfjfjjff 😔😔😔

mattsplaylist PINK HEART 😩

mattsturniyolo THE HORSE???

chrisraress i feel like they’re all best friends but matt and y/n have a different kinda friendship its so pure 🤍

hoeslovesturniolos the last slide lmfao TRUE they saved my life

mattscarkeys matt girls were winning look at that stubble

nicolassturniolo love you alwayssss 🧚‍♀️💛💚🧡❤️🩷

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nathandoe8 😐

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nicolassturniolo @matthew.sturniolo

yourusername @nicolassturniolo girl gtfo!!!! 😡

mattsbelly YO WHAT??? WHY THE MATT TAG

ynsnosepiercing WHAT DID WE MISS

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yourusername i lvoe crazy bitchsees 😍⏰🪩🐎🦋 !!!◡̈!! guys i went skiing for the first time as well- can u tell :-)))…

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yourusername 🪐🩷 love ya forever !

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sammydawson let them cook bae

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leclercftsturn is this matt’s burner account?? lol

megamatthew44 tears on my thighs frrrr

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christophersturniolo 👊🏻😊

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nicsturniolos Y/N WHAT

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gayhorsegirl Y/N 🤭🤭🤭🤭🙃 wtf

beerpongchris y/n’s intrusive thoughts winning again

ynseeyore girl 🌝

nicolassturniolo @yourusername …let’s get you to bed grandma 🙂

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yourusername new year new me xo

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nicolassturniolo it’s February

yourusername go be a hater somewhere else

madisonbeer im in love with u 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🐑

mattlovebot MY WIFEEEEEEE

christophersturndaily HER

ynskitten drive thru with that dress hits hard

matthew.sturniolo Down bad for you girl grrr

yourusername disgusting behaviour leave :O

gamermattsgf AWWWW SHUT THE FUCK UP

ynmattsupremacy IS IT HAPPENING

ynsparkour EVERYONE STAY CALM !!!!!!

christophersturniolo y/n, don't listen to the haters. I love you, and you love me. We do not owe anyone anything. Our family is who matters. If you get likes and good comments great, if you get hate then whatever because THEY DON'T MATTER. I love you💕

yourusername 😳 bye

matthew.sturniolo What family are you talking about bro

ynslovebot chris so unserious byeeee 🤣

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matthew.sturniolo ❤️❤️🐎🐎🦩🌠🌷🌍🌍🌍

gracewee bro keysmashing

mattscup calm down my dude 😳

sturnioloteam matt we get it and we agree

thesturnioloos someone said matt’s fighting for his dear life in the comments section and i can’t stop laughing xjxjjdjxhdhshsydhdysytssg

matthew.sturniolo I love you 🤟🏼

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[myysaints]

°˖ ⊹ ꒰ LN4 ꒱ JUST MY LUCK ─ LANDO NORRIS

LANDO NORRIS x f!reader

⌗︙・ summary — in which lando starts flirting with a (not-so-)random girl on the internet.

genre — social media au, fc hannah kae

notes — kinda disappointing finish to yesterday's gp :( but to make up for that here's something simple & cute !!! churned this one out in one day bc by god i love that little frog man with my whole heart. tbh this is just a shameless self insert ..... also rewrote history a tad bit by making lando finish on the podium at monaco because why not LOL hope u enjoyyyy xx

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lando.jpg  Monaco, I’m ready for ya.

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bambiyn  and i’m ready for u !!!!!!!

bambiyn  talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular…

bambiyn  why am i sweating rn

bambiyn  goddamn

bambiyn  my fav driver everyone !!!!!!

bambiyn  my dms (and legs) r open btw 😁😁

       Liked by lando.jpg yourbestfriend  Y/N OH MY GOD…. THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS APP… bambiyn  …ok… and? user  yo wtf lando liked????

danielricciardo  Lando I love you but not as much as that girl in the comments

bambiyn  ok i feel called out danielricciardo  Oh, hey there! bambiyn HIIII!!!!!

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bambiyn  yeah ok so monaco’s kinda cool

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user  marry me

user  didn’t know angels existed until i saw you 😩

user  mother is in monaco!!!!

yourbestfriend  “kinda cool” … says the girl who freaked out literally every 5 steps we took because “oh my god look at that car”

bambiyn  the cars here are sick okay idk what u want from me !

landonorris  only kinda?

bambiyn  maybe if u finish on the podium on sunday… then it’d be cooler user  LMFAOOOOO y/n never misses

landonorris  But welcome to Monaco 🙃

bambiyn  thank uuuuu!!! user  girlie hit him with the five u’s GET UP Y/N

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f1wagupdates  Submitted by Anon ❤️ Looks like things are heating up in Monaco for Lando Norris! He was spotted last night on a dinner date with a mystery woman. A source close to the McLaren driver tells us that he is “very very content” in his new relationship, and is “excited to take on this weekend with her by his side”. As for who Lando’s secret lover is, we have it on good authority that, though she is a public figure, she is nowhere near her beau’s status of fame. Follow for more updates on all things wag-related 🏎

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user  arms…. hand placement…. RAHGRFGAHFRH

user  god i wish that were me 😩

user  someone check up on bambiyn… ik shes heartbroken rn

bambiyn  my world is literally collapsing as i type this

bambiyn  damn 💔

bambiyn  so that’s how it be then 😭😭

yourbestfriend  heartbreak. betrayal.

bambiyn  like damn i really thought i was the one 😔 user  LMFAOOO girl ur hilarious

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POST-RACE INTERVIEW WITH LANDO NORRIS | MONACO GRAND PRIX 2023

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bambiyn  thanks people magazine for finally letting me post my man. happy 5 months to my prince charming!! ♡ ૮꒰•༝  •。꒱ა xx

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landonorris  Best 5 months of my life

landonorris  You make my heart hurt silly

landonorris  my forever girl

danielricciardo  You’re too good for him Y/N!!!

bambiyn  ikr… user  get off your high horse smh youre nothing special he’ll dump u in a week landonorris  Yk I can read your comments right? Don’t be a fucking prick in my girl’s comment section. user  “my girl’s comment section” im gonna go feral

user  hey god it’s me again…

georgerussell63   Great meeting you Y/N! You two make a great couple 👍

landonorris  Mate what is with you and typing like youre 50 years old

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landonorris   5 marvellous months with the missus ❤️ To my sweetheart, I love you dummy. I love you and your weird little keyboard face things. i love the little hop you do whenever you see something you like. The way you always smell like cotton candy and clouds and vanilla and cookies. How you laugh at all my jokes even when theyre kinda shit. The fact you still don’t know how to drive stick shift (drives me crazy but anyways). Thank you for being mine baby, here’s to a million more 5 months with you 🥂

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danielricciardo   aww thanks babe

landonorris  💀💀 danielricciardo  But on a serious note, I’m so happy for you guys. You got a good thing going bro 👊 landonorris  Sure do mate

bambiyn  a million kisses for u when u get home (´꒳`)♡

landonorris  eagerly looking forward landonorris  (❤ω❤) landonorris  Did i do it right bambiyn  YESSSS !!!! proud of u baby hehe ur so cute landonorris  >:)

user  we still don’t know what that crazy night was abt lol

bambiyn  omg yeah thank u for reminding me !

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[4:21 PM] vroom vroom baby: I saw your recent insta story.... 😉😉

[4:22 PM] dummy ❤️: mmhmmmmm

[4:22 PM] dummy ❤️: and what about it…?

[4:24 PM] vroom vroom baby: nothing it was

[4:24 PM] vroom vroom baby: It was perfect

[4:25 PM] vroom vroom baby: Just…

[4:25 PM] dummy ❤️: justttt?

[4:27 PM] vroom vroom baby: Just that I was thinking

[4:27 PM] vroom vroom baby: Maybe

[4:27 PM] vroom vroom baby: If u wanted ofc

[4:28 PM] vroom vroom baby: We could

[4:28 PM] vroom vroom baby: Maybe

[4:29 PM] vroom vroom baby: recreate it…

[4:29 PM] vroom vroom baby: ?

[4:31 PM] dummy ❤️: is this ur way of asking me to come over

[4:25 PM] dummy ❤️: 🥺

[4:31 PM] vroom vroom baby: no….

[4:33 PM] vroom vroom baby: ok yes

[4:36 PM] dummy ❤️: i’ll be over in 5 !!!

[4:33 PM] vroom vroom baby: See you soon gorgeous

[4:36 PM] dummy ❤️: tsch

[4:36 PM] dummy ❤️: you spoil me

[4:38 PM] vroom vroom baby: Just speaking the facts 💯

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「Feel the magic ๛ l.n」

part viii

✧.* sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you can rise again, even if it's with a little help from the people around you.

✧.* this is a psa for the people who wanted to be on my taglist but never got tagged, i didn't forget or ignore you, I simply am unable to tag you and therefore removed you from the list feel free to ask me again so I can take a look at it. Taglist is open Love ya ❤️

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wagsoff1 a source of ours who managed to be accepted to y/n's private account send us y/n's latest stories! It seems like the two are enjoying each others company this week in Sidney where they've been spotted earlier this week.

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hamilt44n that's her private account for a reason.. Shane on you guys for even posting these pictures.

mrsnorris afraid to post this on her main because she knows that what she doing is wrong..

norry4 you keep repeating yourself.

norrizz would like to know who this source is..

landitosainz don't worry guys, lando will realize he's dating a grandma and leave her real soon. 😉

norrislandofour just like Carlos and Thomas 🤪

bott_ass funny, did they tell you they left y/n or are you talking out of your ass again?

charles16 this girl seriously needs to sort out her friends, I can't imagine her accidentally accepting a stranger follow request..

carlandooo 'source' just say Milou already..

y/nlandooo thought i was the only one who thinks its Milou who's behind all of what had happened so far 😔

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carlitosainz if Carlos looked at me like that, I'd fold so fucking fast 🥵

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carlandooo girl where'd you get this picture?

carlitosainz it's a screenshot from a video of y/n and Carlos going around 😊

charlos16 no but they looked so in love, whe went wrong? 😔

sainzzz the power these two could've had om the grid of they so were together

yukisan my only worry is who leaked this video? I know y/n took it but I'm 100% sure she isn't the one to just randomly post it online..

y/nlandooo milou..

yukisan you really think so? I'm kinda new here so don't really know anything about her yet but she seems nice..

y/nlandooo nah girl, you're in for a treat..milou is manipulative, narcissistic and lied her way through life. Why'd do you think Charles dumped get ass after two months of dating? That boy is the only one who can see through milou her act..

y/nluv can we just leave these people alone? Neither Carlos or y/n asked for this..

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mclaren lando is ready to fight for pole!

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hannahh where's the y/n content this week?

mrsnorris well she's not doing great this weekend does she now? 💀

hannahh girl we've only seen free practice, didn't tell us anything..

norrizz 😍 😍

markklein is this finally going to be his p1?

alx_bon y/n seems off this weekend..

laanddoo good, like she should 🤪

norry4 we're getting front row again for sure! 🙏

carlosnorris y/n so washed give Oscar the seat

bott_ass so original with the comments..round of 👏 for you

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Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @softboystarkey @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife

Feel the magic taglist: @celesteblack08 @mrsmaybank13 @cha-hot @judesgfirl @roseseraj @kissesandmartinis @jpg3 @amulhermaisfelizdomundo @marialovesf1 @silkenthusiasts @luvrrish @laneyspaulding19 @emily-b @formula1bby @buckybarnessweetheart @strawberrychita @iifloweringnightsii @buendiabebeta @jjsprobablywrong @babyvinnie @mishaandthebrits @hockeyboysarehot @ironmaiden1313 @justdreamersdream

#lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris #lando norris x oc #lando norris fanfic #lando norris smau #lando norris au #lando x reader

[batterygarden]

Sassy bf Denji...

(sfw relationship headcannons; gn afab reader)

I feel like Denji is sassy without meaning to be once you guys get close. 

He’ll be like oh my god are you okay what happened to your skin?? & you’re just wearing foundation that got a little patchy. 

Any candid life advice from Denji is not only unreliable as hell but also delivered harshly. Despite his best intentions! It’ll sound gentle in his head till he’s like “If a person with no balls tries to fight you just fucking run baby you are not taking them… zero coordination and ya wouldn’t even have somewhere to aim :/“ 

Will air ur business to everyone unless you specifically tell him not to. “Oh don’t worry they’ll be here! They’re trying out a Diva cup for the first time and it leaked all over while we were driving so they had ta turn around.” (He feels wise and mature saying this having just learned what a diva cup was that morning) 

If he has a small grievance with you that for whatever reason he doesn’t mention right away, he’ll just incorporate it into your next nickname. Like you leave the fan on one (1) time when no one’s home he’s like ahh there’s my lil electricity vulture 😍. One time you forgot to clean up after breakfast and Denji literally said “hey dirty dishy! What is up 😁” 

If you offer to take over his video game for him while he pees he’s like “hmm I dunno if.…uhhh…” He trails off then never gets up.

“Geez baby, I think you need a good night’s sleep tonight. Like at least eight hours dude…”

He doesn’t really care what you wear but prepare to receive the stink eye if u ever try out a new/different style bc Denji will be lost and confused. Babe what’s up with the fit 🤨? What do you mean, do you not like it :(? Uhhh im not sure if it’s good or not but I don’t get why you’d ever wear that in the first place. Will give honest fashion advice if you ask, too. it’s not always helpful but it’s certainly unfiltered. 

“Shorty.. the poems you write do not make sense…” 

Denji will occasionally give backhanded compliments 😔. “It’s kinda smart how ya hit the curb every time you park next to the sidewalk like that… Keeps you nice ‘n close!” “Thanks for correctin’ the waiter for me, it’s so cool that you aren’t scared to come off like an asshole.” “I like how you look all messy today!! (senses malice from your glare) Like. It’s hot, babe. I mean you look hot!” 

He learned of One food that you don’t care for and he’s had the unwavering assumption that you’re a picky eater ever since. “Guess who scored some chocolate chip cookies at work today! Wait… I wonder if you’d even like these 🤔” 

Usually always sassy by accident! but if you wake him up in the night he’s sassy on Purpose. Like if it’s for a good reason maybe less so but if it's just to show him a funny video he is whining and moaning and insulting your sense of humor in one breath before turning over and snoring again.

Link to a more sweet & wholesome Denji work

#he's cheeky i say! #csm denji #denji headcanons #denji fics #Denji fluff #denji x reader #denji x you #chainsaw man x reader #sassy denji #denji/reader #boyfriend denji #chainsaw man headcannons

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) [important note: please answer this after you sleep or I am removing your dh pussy privileges!! Take care of yourself!!]

ooooohhh das incheresting....... I find it low-key ironic given lizards are coldblooded.... mb for the vidiyahara it's just their outer skin (scales) that feels cold to the touch but they're actually warm...... Hrmm also now I'm kinda self projecting but as a person who's body temperature is absolutely ASININE I definitely like that idea cuddling w loyal dragons.... I will dump them to the couch if they fight though LMAOOO. My hands and feet get easily cold like really super easy that it's annoying.... Oh to be warm and toasty bc of my two cuddly dragons..... ALSO HDJSJSJJSJS ITS FINE MAMA MAO

Horny posting is always appreciated and my brain always has Dan Heng having me bent over his knee and— [gets hit with Dan Feng's spear] okay I'll shut up now

(also I saw an image of Dan Feng and DHIL and normal Dan Heng tgth and legit my brain immediately went "oh yes five cocks for reader that pussy is never going to close" and I want to run laps around my house)

NOT MY DH PUSSY PRIVILEGES....I slept last night I'll sleep tn just please don't take him away 😔🙏🙏🙏

and LOL ya I understand why it's counterintuitive. to be clear I don't think I've ever heard specifically if cn dragons would be considered "cold" or "hot" (cn followers feel free to chime in?). they're associated with water and rain so I could easily expect the opposite. but they are definitely associated with yang and my horny brain truly just ran with that opportunity so I'm glad you're liking the idea :3c

also to your last point. I have a confession to make and ykw I have to put this under read more out of severe shame and disgrace actually

(cw.dubcon in the sex pollen kind of way, not a dark content kind of way)

so for that RIDICULOUS sim uni fic I have actually thought a lot about making it that EXACT scenario - there's a simulated dhil, a simulated dan feng, and actual human dan heng with you and they basically gangbang you while you and dan heng are under the influence of a sex pollen error code curio. it sounds so stupid but just aauuvdkjfeldjs level with me here. having to take care of dhil and df's cocks with your mouth and your hands. but it's not enough so suddenly you're in dhil's lap, your pussy struggling to take both of his lengths at once while your lips are wrapped around one of dan feng's cocks, your hand around the other.

and your boyfriend is just - sitting off to the side, trying to maintain some semblance of self-control, until you pull away from dan feng long enough to give him a confused, dazed stare. you're so far gone at this point, you don't even realize what's got him so hesitant when he clearly wants to touch you. "what are you doing, heng'er?" you ask. "come here. let me take care of you too."

and dan heng is trying so, so hard to fight the effects of the curio. but when he sees your pussy swallowing both of yyj's cocks, taking them just like how he trained it to—well. it would be unreasonable to expect him to hold back.

#AFLSHWLDJS EIM GONNA REMAKE BLOGS AGAIN OUT OF SHAMR #😭😭😭 #nsft #cw.dubcon #dh.x #yueshuo.asks #asks.hengfeng bleach anon

[l3viat8an]

I love Asmo so much, I just find him so comforting on so many levels. He seems like the type to not believe that someone TRULY loves him loves him for who he is beyond his looks and maybe MC has a few insecurities of their own maybe MC doesn’t understand that Asmo cares about them more than anything that it isn’t just infatuation or lust I feel like when the realization hits both of them it would be the cutest sweetest moment

Anywho ignore me being a simp for Asmo 😛 also can I be 👻 anon😔 LUV U SMM MWAHHHHHHHHH AND HAVE A GOOD DAY

I had an idea about this before!!

And honestly it’s sweet, let’s say for different reasons both Asmo and MC think they don’t really deserve love. They have each other and it’s nice but it’s probably just infatuation and will fade away, then one day it’s just kinda hits them!!

They’ve been dating and the feeling isn’t going away, it’s getting stronger, they never ask for too much from each other and it just feels right when they’re together!! 

Excuse my tiny rambling but the whole ‘I don’t deserve love’ to ‘Holy shit they really love me.’ is an underrated trope and really cute!!-

and welcome 👻 !! Love ya right back <33

#👻 anon! #another one for the club lol #obey me! #obey me #obmswd #obey me Asmo #ro rambles #om! #obey me asmo x mc #om! asmodeus #soft stuff <3

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MORE RAMBLING ON THE 3 BODY PROBLEM NETFLIX SERIES

⚠️ Spoiler Warning for the series & books ⚠️

Unfortunately, this is mostly gonna be negative ranting because I am discovering that I am, indeed...a book purist... *CONFESSION 😔* yes, my fellow mortals...I am one of those "but that's not what happened in the novel" kind of person.

This series is low-key pissing me off with what they are doing with ye wengjie. You know....the most crucial character of the whole saga! Why is she all of a sudden in love with Mike? Ok. And why is she trying to save people all of a sudden? She wanted to destroy humanity for what was done to her. And then it was implied she changed her mind along the way...still having enough badassery in her to leave a crucial theory behind with Luo Ji, which, ultimately, did secure humanity's survival. Atleast, for some centuries. They also didn't do so much of her backstory properly. But they be throwing those easter eggs around like "HA-HAA YOU GET IT?!" Why is she in love with Mike Evans?! Why did the show make her look like she got influenced by him rather than the other way around in the books and cdrama. Why did the show make her feel so shallow... They did make it feel like so much of her strength and character did not exist. They took away so much depth and complexity from her, making her look like she did what she did 'in the heat of the moment'. There is SO MUCH that she endured in the source material. And she made all her decisions knowing FULLY what she is doing, under no one's influence. It's like...they villainized her more when there was no need to do that. She is already a great villain. She is literally the phrase "sympathy for lady vengeance" personified. Netflix 's 3 body problem just made her a simple bitter woman.

Also, genderswapping wang miao as auggie salazar. Cool, cool. I like it. What I would have liked more is if they didn't write auggie to be so annoying. Idk if it's the actor or the character writing but this is the worst performance of the cast in terms of acting. You know what, no...this is the writing's fault. I have decided. TBH the only interesting characters right now is Jin and Wade. I am not sure it's because of the actors performing great or the writing is really good for them tho. Also...the Will buying a star for Jin didn't hit me as much as it did in the book. Kinda disappointed in myself with that. Am I getting cold-hearted? Jin's boyfriend is that character I think...hmm. Will, Saul and the rich dude, they all acted like I was watching a YA Netflix series. Oh wait...

Idk how else to say it but they have netflix-ified all the characters 😂😂

I think those who didn't read the books or watched the cdrama would like it better. I am either too biased to like this watered down version of the original story or the show really is underwhelming.

They have "simplified" or dumbed down the whole story.

And I find that low-key offensive because the sciency parts and philosophical parts were not that complicated. General audience could have understood it. If I can get it then all can get it, and I could understand almost all of it. But the creators don't got enough fate in us. SHAME. They also completely slipped the part about how China's political and social environment had influenced the characters. So much meat from the story is just hollowed out. They basically took out all the seasoning that made the story's flavour stand out so much. And gave us...this...jam and butter sandwich. It's not bad food. It's just not the feast it should have been.

I feel like I am only saying bad things about the show, so, here are the positives: the series is, in the end, an entertaining sci-fi so far, with great visuals. Especially, in episode 2 and 5. The gore is GOOD. Most of the actors do good job. The VFX is pretty fantastic. They have crunched the story but I don't think it's gonna be confusing for new viewers. The screenplay adaptation is done well enough imo. As well as a usual good Netflix show can be. You will enjoy it more if the original books would stop whispering in your ear the whole time 🤭

Either way, I will still say, it's a solid sci-fi thriller on its own as a Netflix series.

As a fan of the source material, I will give them 4/10.

As its own thing, I will give it juuuuuuust below 7/10.

#3 body problem #3 body problem netflix #spoilers #three body problem #saya rambles.

[ideks-on-mars]

hey bbgs it's me back again with a request

period headcanons for trans kings shirabu and yamagata ?? my period just started and i am suffering. hard.

anyways yeah just give me your thoughts

I'VE GOT YOU BABES good thing I just changed my pf theme to red, huh? ✋️💀

ANYWAYS TRANS! SHIRABU AND YAMAGATA + REONSEMISHIRA AND KAWAGATA PERIOD HCS LET'S GO!!!

- Yamagata's are the absolute WORST

- Shirabu's are pretty intense. But Yamagata's? Fully convinced that his period is gonna kill him one day

- BUT WE DON'T COMPARE PAINS HERE BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT PERIODS ARE ALWAYS HELL

- ANYWAYS

- They both wanna DIE it's just a fact

- Yamagata is starring at the clock, WAITING for the 6 hour mark to hit so he can take another painkiller cuz let's be honest, those things wear out at like 5 hours, 30 minutes

- They run out of products? They don't need to worry, not one bit

- Why?

- Because they either, borrow from each other

- Or two, send their respective boyfriends to the store (who have their sizes AND favorite brands MEMORIZED and WRITTEN in their notes. They're top tier men)

- They sit down, eat pizza, and suffer together cuz that's what real friends do ✋️😔

- They watch movies and huddle under blankets

- When everyone else is being irritating, they go to each other. They just really don't feel like dealing with people who don't understand

- They use heating pads for their stomachs and they are SO COMFY

- Just plug them bad boys into the wall and you are SET

- From personal experience 💀

- They're not exactly criers..? Well Yamagata kinda is. But Shirabu? If he's gonna cry it's gonna be silent and privately

- Practice is HELL

- Idk if anyone reading this has been to sports practice while you're on your period but leMME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT-

- GOD you are DYING

- You're hot, you're sweating, and if you wear a pad it's rubbing up against your sweaty thighs and may rub them raw. Like it is TROUBLESOME

- Wow, natural hate crimes, am I right?

- Now for a little bit of shippy stuff 🤭 nothing like fluffy stuff on shark week, ya know?

- Kawanishi ABSOLUTELY lays his head on Yamagata's stomach during his period. The slight pressure helps, plus his tummy is warm from the heating pad

- Semi and Reon surround Shirabu on his week because it keeps him warm. And idk what it is about being warm on the week, but it's just nice

- Yamagata's mood swings are pretty intense. During the first few times, Kawanishi is TERRIFIED that he'll make one wrong move and Yamagata will get upset ✋️😭

- ReonSemi have mastered the art over some time 💀 that in no way means they're perfect. They (*cough cough* SEMI *cough cough*) still set Shirabu off from time to time. (And it's not fun at ALL)

- Them being trans, I'm not completely sure whether they'd change in the locker room or just in the bathroom normally. But during their week they DEFINITELY change in the bathroom.

- Sets off a lot of body dysmorphia problems. Good thing they have each other to cry about it to 😪🤧

- OK THANK @yoom-ss FOR THIS SCENARIO 💀

- Ok,, but Shirabu stuck in the bathroom, NO PRODUCT

- He asks Yamagata for one but the mf doesn't have any either ✋️😭

- SO WHAT DOES HE DO? 🤔

- It's one of three things

- He 1) Sprints to the closest convenient store 😪

- 2) Throws some money at one of his TEAMMATES and makes THEM run to the store

- Or 3) runs around asking girl students for product ✋️😭

- I JUST WANNA SAY A+ SENIOR

- Shirabu gets his products in the end thanks to local super senior Yamagata 😪

- Before practices (especially practice matches) they usual take a painkiller in advance so that by the time practice comes it would have kicked in

- Shirabu probably reads a lot during his period. He doesn't feel like sitting at his desk he usually studies at, nor does he feel like studying at all. So he likes to just read, watch TV, or play on his phone

- Yamagata just lazes around, stuffing his face and watching whatever. (That's ok, he deserves it. Plus I do the same thing)

- Yamagata's go to "I'm dying" outfit is black sweats and a t-shirt/hoodie

- Shirabu's is some comfy shorts and a t-shirt/sweater/hoodie

- KawaGata usually orders a fuck ton of food and by the end they have a buffet. They eat it happily cuz damn periods suck and Kawanishi wants to see his boyfriend happy

- ReonSemi probably over worry 💀

- "Are you ok?" "Are you comfortable?" "Do you need something? Some painkillers? Some water? Anything?" "You know we'll get you Anything right-" "YES. I AM FINE."

- They're trying their best ✋️💀

- It's ok if they're suffering, because at least they can suffer together by crying on the couch with a bag of chips 😪

#shiratorizawa #stzw #shirabu kenjirou #shirabu kenjirō #yamagata hayato #kawagata #reonsemishira #transgender

[writemywaytoyourheart]

I know this comes a bit unexpected, but I'm just curious I guess. Since you're quite a nice person I'm gonna assume you've got a lot of friends on here right? :0

Who are they and how did you meet them? Are there any fun stories or special moments where you thought "wow, I'm so glad to have you" or something like this? (I'm sorry if it's too private, you don't need to answer this ask btw 😅)

Idk I met some nice people here and I just had a moment like that...so yeah, kinda got curious on what experiences other people made on here :)

I love your stories and the way you write them! It really hits deep sometimes and idk...it just makes you feel like as if you experience it with all the characters. I love it. 💖

I also like how you stand up for yourself when it came to that rude anon. (Fuck them) 💕

This is a very very old ask and I'm so sorry it took so long to answer 😔 tbh, I was a tad bit nervous to answer this one and kept getting all in my head about it and making myself overthink how to answer.

If I'm being honest, there are some people I was friends with once but it kind of just trickled out, ya know? They're still nice and stop by my page once in a while, but I guess we kinda just went our own ways. As sad as that sounds, I know certain people come into your life when you need them and sometimes when it's not meant to be forever, they're gone again. It's bittersweet.

I'm so glad you were able to have one of those moments of knowing that you were so lucky to find someone.

There is one person though that's always been there for me, through thick and thin. I think it's reaching almost three years now since we've been friends, or soulmates more like 😂

@flowerprincejin is honestly the sweetest, most kind-hearted, selfless, beautiful, funniest little bean ever and I wouldn't trade her for anything in this world. I don't think she realizes how special she is.

She's the one person I know I've had those moments with countless times, grateful beyond words that we're friends ❤ 💛

Tysm for your sweet words and for the question, I hope you and the person you connected with are still friends, and if not, know that there's someone out there that will love you for who you are and treasure you no matter what.

ILY 💓

-chip

#asks #anon

[priestly]

2021 FIC YEAR IN REVIEW

tagged by @wildglitterwolf

Number of completed works - 2

Total word count - idk dog

Fandoms written in - Star Wars (sequel trilogy), Marvel (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier)

Did you write more, less, or about what you’d expect? - I’ve only ever written one finished fic before, and it was for a zine, so to write and publish two complete works? Way more than I expected!

What’s your own favorite story of the year? - I’m real proud of both my stories for different reasons, but I’m very fond of my Reylo smuggler!AU and the world I developed for it. I set out to do a few things with the fic and got to hit all of them and more. Writing dialogue for that pairing felt so natural and THIS IS CLICHE but it almost wrote itself.

Did you take any writing risks this year? - I’m not exactly a story/plot kinda guy -- I write about feelings, impressions, reflections and moments. So to write a whole story with a plot, a beginning, middle, and end, with an original villain in the style of any canonical Star Wars story? Risky shit!!!

Do you have any fanfic or profic goals for the year? - 

Most popular story of the year? - My winterbaron fic has like as much attention as my story with like 3x the length lmao

Story of mine most under appreciated by the universe, in my opinion to write - THE WAY THIS IS PHRASED IS SO SALTY but I guess my reylo one

Most fun story to write - Both for different reasons, but as much as I tend to prefer canon-adjacent stuff, devising AUs that mirror canon elements is so much fun to me. 

Biggest disappointment - I ran out of steam on the pairings before I could feel compelled to write other stories 😔

Biggest surprise - How much fun I had plotting out and constructing my longer fic. I got pretty deep into plotting and even writing another long multi-chapter reylo au with a friend and had even MORE fun with that. 

Tagging @wildcard47, @terribleoldwhitemen, if ya wanna!!

#this sat in my drafts so fucking long i forgot about it ofc SORRY HI #priestly writes #star wars #fatws

[egcdeath]

great question,, i think it should be joel that gets jelly because reader was jealous/suspicious of joel in that one i can’t remember the title of where he played the guitar in the bar (?) so even if this lil angsty number isn’t connected to the soccer parents au, we’re getting some plot diversity, ya know

but of course you do what you do!!! you literally are under no obligation to listen to me!!🫶🫶

-🍓

ahhh you’re so right!! i was either thinking it was going to be joel or going to be both of them. and strawb you are literally my plot consultant like i know i can always rely on you to give me the best advice for my fics

i don’t really have any solid ideas rn, but i was thinking that maybe the reader’s old fwb or bf from back in the day comes to town to visit and they’re spending a lot of time together and joel is starting to get a little worried not bc he doesn’t trust her but because he is so scared of losing another person he loves 😔

or maybe joel gets jealous in a different scenario??? idk i feel like i’m not creative enough for this. i need to look at prompts or something

if they Both were jealous, i could see it starting during the soccer season before word is out that the reader and joel are like actually together (ofc there’s speculation but neither of them have confirmed it) and like one of the moms (or multiple) is allllll over joel because yk he’s the neighborhood dilf but the reader keeps it to herself. during this season, since the reader and joel no longer are arguing for the entirety of games, she starts talking to more ppl and there’s a brand new single dad on the team and they’re kinda hitting it off and joel is also jealous… but neither of them tell each other they’re jealous until it all comes out because of…? idk. they have to confess to each other because something bad happens. anyway after they communicate they’re like this was so stupid let’s not do that again

idk. lots of thoughts. maybe i’ll even have more thoughts when i wake up in the morning.

#neptune answers #🍓 anon

[arlecchno]

NEL IS MY BABY I LOVE HIM - scratch / block code is actually like the only “coding language” i know because im too lazy to learn anything else LOL (im gonna try to learn renpy someday for part 2 of nels game though … anything for my silly little alien boi) tbh , scratch isnt too difficult but its TEDIOUS AS HELL 😭 it takes forever for me to make the dumb textbox transitions because i have to keep scrolling up n down , even with copy paste i still have to edit and make sure the timings are correct its such hell lmao

the little emote is basically just a glorified version of me lol (because the laws of physics wouldnt permit me to have a cool hair style)

i own the jacket irl its absolutely sick

LMAO i honestly kinda wish i could relate to the issue that people find me scary , i feel like my life would be a lot easier if i was intimidating to people , because i actually most of the time do have murder / violence on my mind - but noooo im small and squishy LOL

damn ive heard of those kinds of windows , yk those memes where people go onto their balcony / look out their window with their phones and just see like a brick wall LOL . my balcony gets a really nice view of the city sunrise i think , even though ive only been up to see it once or twice

BOOM >:D

i think the silliest thing i own is a ziplock bag from 6th grade that is full of cutouts from my friends mathbook , for example:

for the question … top 5 favorite genshin characters ? and if you want you can explain why but its not required (also if you play on genshin NA servers , wanna add eachother ? i guess this counts as two questions so feel free to shoot two back at me if ya want lol)

wishing you the best on asphodelus !!

- jellyfish

i can absolutely agree that scratch is such a pain in the ass LMAO, it always takes up my time whenever i did it in computing class a few years back

the blonde highlights are an absolute hit for me bro... and that's the xiao jacket, right? (hope i'm not mistaken because i feel like i've seen those around twitter)

AND YES THOSE MEMES IS EXACTLY MY WINDOW VIEW OMG whenever i'm feeling like looking out the window all i see is a brick wall with my neighbour's unit greeting me, and suddenly my day gets so much worse /hj

and those sunrise pics are bomb!!! i feel like if i had a sunrise view i'd be up early every single day to watch it and take cute pictures (i'm literally up before 6 every day, unwillingly)

a ziplock bag full of cutouts...? from 6th grade...? damn looking at it made me realize that 6th grade was so long ago and that we'd do a lot of silly stuff at that age 😭 makes me remind of those times when i was so energetic lmao now i can't even go up a flight of stairs without complaining

i think i'd have to make a separate top 5 list for the genshin characters because i don't think i could combine both genders into one list 😔 i'm too indecisive for that

top 5 genshin men; kuni, kazuha, cyno, dainsleif and alhaitham!! kuni is pretty self-explanatory, but as for kazuha and cyno.... i've been in love ever since they first came out (for cyno i've been waiting since like late 2020 LMAO and for kazuha i first saw him in the beta leaks and vowed to save up for him ever since then) i've also pretty much been in love with dainsleif ever since his first appearance in the archon quest (was it in 1.5??? i'm not entirely sure) and for alhaitham,, well his very blunt personality (and also appearance) have intrigued me 😞 i am apart of the alhaitham fanclub now

top 5 genshin women; yelan, shenhe, yoimiya, yae miko and ei!!! i love yelan and shenhe the most tho, they're my loves and i'm just really in love with their designs 🫶🫶

it's also cool how i have most of them (except for alhaitham, dainsleif and... kuni, unfortunately). i'll most definitely pull for alhaitham soon and hopefully luck is with me hahaha,, i quite literally only have less than 10 pulls right now

and yes i do play on na!!! i'm not really online much because there's not much to do right now but yes we could add eachother!!

as for a question for you... how many 5* do you currently have in genshin? and who do you plan on pulling for next?

thank you!!! asphodelus is going pretty well for me i am really looking forward to this new series

and thank you once again for talking with me jellyfish hehe hope you're having a great day today!! :D

#h answers #jellyfish <3

[koostarcandy]

Girl, i feel you 🙃 for me, it's not that i can't hold a conversation, but it's so hard to get comfortable with a lot of people (like i can't wait to get out of that situation)... so it just feels like i can't easily speak my mind, the way i want to ya know...

look at you, striking up convos with ppl :')

but ugh, I get you, I envy ppl who can just keep talking and go on about smth which seems so personal but they're just going on (especially so early in the morning and they're like lemme tell you about this SUPER embarrassing thing that happened, like wdym how are you speaking so easily 😭) when im talking with someone relatively new in my life, i lowkey kinda hate that I can't wait to get it over with and that I can go back to doing my own thing.

it actually took me QUITE awhile to be able easily speak my mind with ppl (the ones im super comfortable w/ and the new ones) because from past experiences, I don't feel like opening my mouth at all :)

us introverts have it so hard 😔 the no bitches meme with jungkook in it is hitting hard now

#ignore the early in the morning part #as you can see im not a morning birdy because i am woken up not out of my own will and that sucks :] #uni got me fucked up in 2 months #record time #school took 10 years #but anon #what you said HIT HARD #like how the other anonie said #WHY YOU NEED TO HURT ME THIS WAY #chae chats

[murasakiirohana]

I kinda dislike how right after Ino complimented Sakura and compared her to a beautiful flower after she and Sakura squared off in the Chunin Exams, they went RIGHT back to arguing about Sasuke. Like ending it with her complimenting Sakura would've been just fine since it was already a fairly sweet scene but kishimoto ruined the moment. Let the girls pass the Bechdel test. 😔

//Well--- I believe that was supposed to reflect playful banter amongst the two but I agree that it should’ve been something about training/surpassing one another without it pertaining to S/asuke at all.  Tbh, after the chuunin exams, Kishi totally forgot about their rivalry/friendship. The rivalry basically died at the chuunin exams as he didn’t really push to make it seem like they were equals by Shippuden. Their friendship only vaguely got mentioned in passing here and there which I think it should’ve held more much merit in canon throughout the series.

   Ino only really got to shine when the war arc hit (they completely dropped the ball with her and chouji in a/suma’s death arc), and by then it was too late to really make her seem like she had held her own in their rivalry especially with S/akura getting her seal at the same time which made her leap up way above her. Obviously that was always going to happen, I’m not saying I expect ino to be on the same level as the main female lead, but they really should’ve shown growth within the a/suma arc so that it felt like she was continuously improving leading up to the war. That way she remained someone worth being deemed a rival, ya know? Like, she’s the rival to the MAIN female lead, they should make sure that it feel like one imo.  Having A/suma mention it in his dying words isn’t enough to make it feel like they’re really rivals.

   Ino and Saku progress should’ve felt like it was head to head up until Sakura got her seal. And even after that, Ino should always be adding new skills and new abilities to her repertoire so she always make Saku want to keep on her toys and vice versa. They don’t need to have skill in the same areas, but they both be showing growth in the areas that they are respectively skilled in. In regards to their friendship, I felt like they barely got to show much they really cared for each other and instead got stuck in this cycle of picking on each other’s appearances to show they were ‘close. ’ I honestly think Kishi had established a solid bond in the Chuunin exams arc so it’s unfortunate that it didn’t really continue to get fleshed out smh.

#failmun #i have a lot of feelings about them clearLy #kis/hi never really liked to follow through with them and it is SAD #because their foundation was good

[loverofallthingssmart]

hi beloved!!!!!! just popping in before having to do more work (😔😔✌🏼) but 9: when do you tend to read most? and 20: what do you look for in a book? love u and hope you have the BEST day <3333

good luck with ur work bestie!!!!!!!!!

9. hmmmm my stats say ya and my moods are emotional + adventurous SO what IM getting is i like found family the most

i think its cause i read either fantasy or contemporary books and most of the time they're ya JBGDHYSJ but obviously most of all as per my BRAND, i read authors of color 💕

20. okay hmm the thing is im kinda sorta picky idk why so even if it hits all these boxes if im just not feeling it i wont read but mainly authors of color, discusses a serious topic i relate to (mainly issues revolving race + culture), queer, and good character relationships CANNOT handle when there are like three characters and they don't even like each other like as mentioned b4 im obsessed with found family at least give me the crumbs yk?, id prefer if one of the mcs is sarcastic like i LOVE sunshine characters but i need someone to be mean and bitchy so i can relate and laugh <3

and also it should contain one funny character idc if they have like two funny lines or not i need it i read a graphic novel series (fence ITS SO GOOD GUYS READ IT FENCING GAYS, FOUND FAMILY, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, JUST GREAT AND FUNNY CHARACTERS IN GENERAL AND THE SLOWEST SLOW BURN TO EVER OCCUR) and the novel spin-offs literally i was kicking my feet and giggling because it was so fucking hilarious so yeah <3

send me book asks !!

#i like answered these two questions in my response to number 9 bc they're like kinda interconnected lol SJHDYUJS #ty for sending an ask sun ilyyy!!!!!! #ask me anything #ink tag

[gravityfallscustomplush]

"That'll be 99 cents an hour.... No, you're overpriced.... Yeah, I predicted you were gonna hang up!"

☎️NEW PLUSH ☎️

So I had the idea that when I made Caryn that I wanted her to be reading "A Tale of Two Cities" to the boys so I made my own mini copy. I think she turned out really nice and I like the way she looks with the boys.💗

#gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #stan pines #stanley pines #caryn pines #a tale of two stans #handmade #plushies #custom plush #my art #photography #this one kinda hits ya in the feels😔