#this one probably should’ve stayed in the drafts 😔😔😔

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As much as I love short Obi-Wan posts I can’t help but think that- Obi-Wan isn’t even short, everybody around him is just abnormally tall

Padawan!Obi-Wan: Master, please, I understand that the negotiations are short and that if we don’t hurry up they’re going to end without us but you must take into consideration my teeny tiny legs. Compared to you I am an ant. I cannot keep up with you. When you find yourself running ahead please remember to take my itty bitty legs into account. You fucking mammoth.

Qui-Gon: oh for force sake Obi-Wan we don’t have time for this just put on a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeves as tight as you can we need to go

Obi-Wan, more then ten years later, struggling to keep up with Anakin: oh no not good, not again

Obi-Wan, twenty more years later, facing off against Vader on the Death Star: *tilting his head straight up to look him in the eyes* okay I think this is getting quite a bit out of hand

#this one probably should’ve stayed in the drafts 😔😔😔 #mr. neeson this post is directed at you #and you too mr. christensen #you 6’0+ fucks (affectionate) #but no obi-wan #that man is 5’10 I’m pretty sure #it is not his fault everybody he is surrounded by are all living in the clouds and probably have to duck to fit through doorways #AHSOKA IS SM TALLER THEN HIM IN REBELS WKFBWJDBWNDB #star wars #sw #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #qui gon jinn #darth vader #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect sw quotes #incorrect quotes #this ain’t even an au this is straight up canon #nieré talks #nieré rambles about star wars #nieré’s posts