Halloween (2018)
Hello!
Night human, hello!
Are you playing music, or is it coming from somewhere else?
It should be coming from my end.
If it's not, well...
Ah, good
Follow the sound of the unexplicable Halloween theme for a magical adventure.
I LOVE magical adventures!
I like how some of the whipped cream disappeared mysteriously before they put the nutmeg on
Very mysterious indeed.
I assume the answer involves licking.
The answer always involves licking.
Is that considered humane? Just keep them standing around in the sun?
I... have no idea what the exact setup is supposed to be, but presumably they're not outside all the time
Wuh oh
So the mask is supposed to be... a magic artifact now?
Good old Pumpkin!
It's... un-rotting!
It's got things to do! Things to watch!
Yes. Things.
The slit between the nose and the mouth kind of weirds me out there.
You too?
"well, surely they don't mean us"
"Not us! We're starting things on a respectful note, comparing her to her almost-killer and a caged animal all within under the space of a minute!"
"we've traveled a very long way... we didn't feel like trying to contact you ahead of time or make an appointment or anything, though"
unbiased as SHIT
"Here's 3000 dollars, now let us make a rubbing of your scar."
IKR?
"how the fuck should I know"
I kinda hope this guy is the first victim.
"We did, but we were sort of hoping to snap off a few shots of you crying."
Likewise.
I have a bad feeling about those mousetraps
I hope they go off on Podcast Man's person. Somehow.
That sounds like a lie
That's Pumpkin's polar opposite, the disgusted one. The one who kinkshames.
Kast, I swear to various gods, I will destroy you.
Victim #2
Starscream!
Hello!
I finally beat the blasted thing into working. I did not want to miss the shenanigans.
You haven't missed much!
And so you didn't!
A couple of idiot journalists went to bother the final girl from the first movie
I'm glad. Today requires dead teenagers.
And upset Michael's fellow patients for no reason.
Ah, that is always a good idea.
Ah, that is always a good idea.
This one is aware she lives in a horror movie universe, isn't she.
Yeah.
Is *anyone* going to approach her and her very obvious trauma in anything resembling a respectful way?
Probably not!
Doubtful.
wow
awww man
She clearly is not handling herself well.
"It's not like this is a difficult day for you or anything."
What kind of person doesn't shrug off a whole lot of her friends getting murdered and nearly getting murdered herself?
Shiiiit
I mean, we knew it was coming, but
"don't get murdered"
Who gave that child a rifle?
Oh good, the kid has a gun
I bet it'll do him a world of good
I bet he startles and shoots his own father.
cool, cool, investigate by yourself
Well, you guessed close, anyway!
And who's in the backs....yep
That's about right.
"And, don't forget, just naked enough for """fanservice""""
Let's see.... known serial killer on the loose on the night he's known for being extra murderous... Yes, maybe you should cancel Halloween.
What can possibly go wrong?!
Oh, great
Lovely!
Ugh
He's very strong for an older fellow.
Maybe should have given him a little less fresh air and healthy food.
So, that's four more corpses. Think they will cancel Halloween yet?
Says the soon-to-be-corpse
Whatever you say, Corpse Number 5.
Just think of how squirrelly she will be when her stupid family gets murdered for not listening to her.
:(
And journalists intrude on her privacy to ask her about it.
Does no one in this town lock their door?
Apparently not?
Ham, never eaten.
Oh, jeez
He doesn
There's no effort needed to get in.
Oh, I like this little human.
Awww.
Yes, leave the door open. Every door in this town must be left open, so murderers can get in.
Welp.
"If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them in."
Wow.
What the fuck.
I hope he is stabbed nineteen times.
Uhh.
"a noise like... a murderer?"
Oh goody, dry!
fuuuuck
cue murder
...really, dude
So I guess she didn't QUITE check everywhere
That kid is going to need so much therapy.
Run, sensible child! Run!
Again, they know that they have a murderer problem. Why does he have no backup?
Backup is for losers
I think he wants to be murdered.
"Captured"
"so in a way, all this is his fault"
It is not paranoia, if there really is something out there to get you.
If only some shithead hadn't dropped her phone in the punch bowl, or soup, or whatevr that was
facepalm
. . . .
Oh, I've heard that one.
oh my god.
dude
stop
Look at that, she managed to not be killed for the moment.
...Well, that took care of that!
Double tap.
Is it Ben Tramer?
.... Well, that's a problem.
Damn it.
So did he survive that after all? Are there two of them now?
Oh, he's not going to be happy about that. Now his mask has old man stink inside it.
I admit I don't quite get how he did that through the grate
He kicked the grate out.
Ohhh
His head was...overripe, apparently?
I guess?
That was a strange plot cul-de-sac
...I feel like taking the van would've been a better bet
It's Pumpkin!
Well, damn it
Oh. No, no it isn't.
Oh, no! That guy I hated is dead now!
Hopefully she didn't like him too much.
I don't like that he gets to survive most of the movie and Fun Babysitter didn't.
I feel like it's a bad idea to leave that remote up there.
I feel like her just leaving the remote on the counter there is a bad thing
urgh
I hope she brought it down with her, at least
Well, that gave you away.
But what do I know? It's not my paranoia cellar.
I feel like she should have forced him into a chute, for a clean kill.
Oh, crap
Don't be impatient...
For someone planning this for forty years, she's done a poor job of building a trap house.
That is a creepy target practice area
Why have a scary mannequin room, if you know one day this situation is coming?
Right?
For that matter, why not install proper indoor lighting, to see who you're trying to shoot?
That would spoil the jumpscares!
When you're planning on facing off with your supernatural attacker someday and plotting things out to the minute, but you need to keep the atmosphere Spooky.
About time.
hey
Hello and goodbye, Nude Human.
Keep shooting him.
I feel like this is a kill that should be confirmed before they relax.
No more relaxing for any of them ever.
But on the plus side, they no longer think Grandmother is crazy.
Now they love Grandmother and her room full of non-jamming guns and canned corn!
Grandmother who they all call grandmother for some reason.
Why *did* she stock rations? Did she think Michael would just pop a seat down on the kitchen floor for a month on end and they'd have to wait him out?
Perhaps she was planning for zombies as well, given she knows at least one creature that refuses to stay dead.
She likes to cover all bases. Michael, zombies...got a couple of hobgoblin defenses lined up just in case.
If one is going to be prepared, might as well cover all bases.
Except when it comes to well lit rooms and moving the mannequins out. Who has time for that?
Sigh.
My computer froze and I missed everything after the spooky mannequin rom.
What happened?
They eventually got him into the basement, and lit him on fire.
Which he'll almost assuredly walk off.
Oh, good.
Less good.
And we hear his spooky breathing at the end of the credits, so...
And Allison has a knife.
Of course we do.
I haven't been able to pull up a light note to end on, so I'm open to suggestions!
Goose game!
Goose game it is!
How about a fun goose game highlight reel?
Beautiful!
He's enjoying the moment.
Sun hat!
put it in the pond!
What did this old man ever do to anyone?
He dared try to get work done.
Tried to keep the goose out of the garden!
Unforgiveable!
Unforgourdable!
I'm having this great idea for a game for you to stream sometime!
I'm thinking the same thing!
I thought he did too!
no, no, it's floating back!
Somebody do something!
Oh this kid gets TERRORIZED
What kinda scam is she running here!
Clearly she knows how to make the money.
oh my gosh I wonder if you could make him buy back his glasses...
His evil delight is infectious.
He is having too much fun.
What kind of person walks right up to a goose to take a ribbon off it
I want to play this, but I don't think it's on steam... yet.
That's going to be a beautiful day when it is.
Right?
Well, that wraps it up, I'd say!
I am very glad I did not miss out. Your streams are definitely a highlight.
Goodnight, and thanks for the stream!
Oh, hush! But don't, of course, never hush.
Thank you for coming!
Good night!
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