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samble-moved · 7 months
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
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kayawolfhorse · 1 month
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Discuss
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mismatchsocks · 1 month
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“post prison reid is so tough and badass” ?? the same post prison reid who begged prentiss not to leave the team again??? the same post prison reid who can’t stand group food?? the same post prison reid who bleached his apartment because a woman would be in it for like five minutes??? the same post prison reid who was studying fungi because he found it relatable????
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laddertek · 1 month
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desperation at the postal service
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alexassanart · 2 months
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favourite scenes from pacific rim 3 💙
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builtintripping · 1 month
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thank you everyone for enjoying the first page!! here's the second one 😁✨ (also happy valentine's lol 😘)
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drawnfamiliarfaces · 6 months
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Heroes of Millennium (HoM) AU
Act 1: What was left behind. - Part 1 (page 1-5) -here- -> Part 2
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svnflowermoon · 2 months
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hey btw before you start being angry at the 10 year old sephora kids and the ipad kids, remember that we should feel bad for them. because the world has failed them. it is not these kids faults that the world is so focused on materialistic things and that their parents don't know how to talk to them. that is the fault of social media and bad parenting. i said what i said.
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justxangelxthings · 5 months
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I keep getting messages asking me if my header picture is me and I say yes because it is BUT I feel very guilty because I'm wearing a TON of makeup, much more than I usually do and even a bit of eyelid tape to alter my appearance so here are some minimal makeup selfies 👉👈 (I'm wearing mascara in the first and eyeliner/lip gloss in the second.) My haircolor is also fake (I'm naturally brunette) and I sometimes wear colored circle lenses. To the 4 (!!!!!) girlies who messaged me so far that have made comparisons between my appearance and their own with a very unfavorable opinion of their own I promise I do not look like that picture 99.999999% of the time and in real life I am pretty plain and unremarkableand it is very possible that I would wish I looked like you if I saw you. 🙈
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felsicveins · 9 days
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His heart belongs to another
And no other heart will do
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tuktev · 7 months
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dailyfalsesymmetry · 1 month
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day 114
what we could’ve had 😔 /lh
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kayawolfhorse · 2 months
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Creature
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salemoleander · 7 months
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akjsdfhjdkf Joe
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radiance1 · 5 months
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Vlad owned a cookbook.
Keyword, owned.
But you see, it was far from an ordinary cookbook.
It was a bit magical in nature, not on any purpose of Vlad's part, despite being the one to make it. It was created a while after Vlad stopped having an obsession with Maddie and became on somewhat better terms with Jack, in which he decided to entirely ignore one Daniel Fenton.
Instead, he focused on creating the perfect cookbook that has ever graced the mortal plane. Made from the highest leather, the best finest paper and bound together with the best thread he could find.
All helpfully sourced from the Ghost Zone.
Of course, after all of that he had to, well, fill it with recipes.
He had multiple duplicates scouring the internet for various recipes, and since it's for personal use he doesn't have to care for copyright or whatever since it won't be used by anyone but him. While also looking around in the Ghost Zone for specific types of ghosts.
Mostly grannies.
Overtime and with help from his multiple duplicates his cookbook has quickly become filled up, though for some reason there seemed to be an endless number of pages left unfinished, doesn't matter since it's just more space.
Then he started to encounter the spirits of witches, wizards, warlocks, shamans. You get it.
He took recipes from them too, because when he meant this would be the greatest cookbook, he meant it, and what is potion making if not Alchemy, and what is Alchemy if not cooking?
So, after some time, with blood, sweat, and tears being poured into his book with recipes from everywhere and his own personal recipe along with few decorations here and there, making it look less like a common book and more like the prized treasure it truly is, and Vlad's work is finally complete.
The greatest cookbook to ever grace the mortal plane.
He went to sleep happy, woke up the next day happy, used his newfound cookbook happily and was overall having the greatest of times.
He also found out that his cookbook became sentient. Which is nice, because he can just call out a page and it'll flip right through to it, but he doesn't recall how it became sentient.
He's been watching it carefully before completion, and every time it came in contact with ectoplasm it never became sentient like the food the Fentons produce (And yes, living food is indeed within the endless pages of his book), so it maybe had something to do with the more magical recipes contained within.
Not that he cared, really, since it served it's purpose extremely well.
Except, a few months later, with a visit from the Fentons to his mansion, he finds he lost it.
Vlad, predictably, is in shambles.
Is it because his cookbook is a genuine danger to society if in the wrong hands?
No.
Perhaps because contained within its pages are high level alchemical recipes?
No.
Or maybe because there was a recipe to create some kind of potion to kill an immortal, make someone immortal, or reverse death? (Honestly he didn't even remember where he got that one)
Fuck no.
He's in shambles because he didn't even get to use a quarter of the recipes that weren't even his own.
Also, because it's became his technical technically both his son and best friend.
Who does he accuse first?
One Danny Fenton.
Because it only disappeared after Danny came to visit, and while he wouldn't put it past Jack to do something incredibly stupid, the man was nowhere near his book at the time!
Danny, predictably, is not at all amused.
Vlad then pesters him to go out and search for his missing greatest creation and doesn't stop until Danny agrees.
So, now Danny has to find a cookbook that can and probably is a genuine danger to society if someone decides to use the far less than normal recipes.
Also, why the fuck did Vlad even have them??
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alicechugstea · 2 months
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omg okay there’s a point i wanna bring attention to re: sidney when he fights on the ice….
sid gif sources: rinkrats/suiheisen, hunterrrs
i would argue that sid’s the best fighter on the ice (therefore worst person to be targeted by) because he’s so effective at it, largely due to his incredibly strong base (lower half)
look at gifs of sid when he’s fighting vs any other nhl player against each other. other players are usually spinning around or skates slipping back and forth. they usually have one arm each out as a post, bracing against the other player. that means that other player can’t get closer to them. it also means that THEY can’t get closer either. if u wanna do damage, it’s pretty ineffective.
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sidney crosby however, is INSANE, and i am actually terrified of him because he fights way too good for someone who realistically shouldn’t know how to fight like that even at an average level, and i’ll explain why:
first and foremost - he has a very specific, very effective way of fighting, a formula almost, that follows the fundamentals of a takedown (used in all grappling sports e.g wrestling, mma, jiujitsu, vale tudo)
firstly, he always catches them when they’re off balance and if they’re not, he shoves them until they’re more off balance. that just means movement of some sort because you’re most stable when you’re low and not moving.
then, he’ll break their base down from the top. he will either reach behind their head to grab the back of the neck and then pull down, almost like a snap down you would see in folkstyle wrestling, mma and brazillian jiujitsu.
if he doesn’t get the snap down immediately, he stays up top and basically shakes them left and right (again, breaking down their base and their stability) but it’s not like he grabs them by the shoulders and shakes them back and forth, he twists them left to right. a lot of takedowns in martial arts work well when you can destabilise the person’s base in several directions. i’ve literally done back take downs by getting a hold of them and just wobbling them back and forth because eventually they stumble and fall.
you can see what i mean in this example here:
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shoves 19 until he’s off balance, first goes to reach for the behind the head to grab the jersey/neck, 19 ducks out of it, so then he grabs him by the shoulders and uses his hips and core to wring him side to side until he can get 19 on to the ground.
you can kinda see the similarities to olympic wrestling here in the scrambling, fighting for head control, and snapdown attempts (there aren’t very many wrestling gifs i could find so please bare with me)
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the insane thing is, is that he does that while moving at ridiculous speeds too. same principles apply here when he’s in motion - catches them off balance, at least one hand controlling the head, keeps their base broken and lower than him, before using the power from his core to throw them
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if he gets dragged into the fight as a 1-on-1 it goes 2 ways: he maintains control of the head and pushes it down into the ground, basically playing a pressure game so that his opponent cannot get back up without breaking out of his grip. your options are limited here because the floor doesn’t have enough friction for you to effectively move. the only thing you would do would be to rotate out of his grip, IF you knew how to grapple.
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sidney leans all his weight down (what we call playing a pressure game) on the players head because that’s where his base is weakest. the other player is attempting to get his knees underneath him to post up and re-establish his base, but he can’t because of the ice.
it doesn’t get better for the opponent if they’re BOTH on the ice. the fundamentals of grappling and takedowns are still applicable, and he applies them with ease. compare sidney grappling with the other player, and grappling in a ufc match and no-gi at a jiujitsu gym.
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sidney manages to be an insanely good wrestler/grappler, and he picked all that up without ever doing a martial arts class. i say this with the utmost admiration because i’ve been doing jiujitsu/mma/wrestling for almost a decade now, and the fact that he essentially learnt those fundamentals just through hockey, and then proceeds to become THE best at it on the ice? that’s terrifying.
tl;dr sidney crosby is the best fighter in the NHL, absolutely insane, and therefore the absolutely last person i would ever want to get in a fight with
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