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marzylics · 1 month
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The 141 finding out Simon has a wife for the first time
"Who the lass in your wallet" asks soap
"My wife" Simon says back to him.
Soap stand there dumbfounded. "you have a wife!" Soaps say "since when?"
"Three years ago" Simon said nonchalantly
"Three years, how did I not know this" soap said
"You didn't ask" Simons says back
"Gaz Price!" Shouts soap "get over here right now" The other two come over. "did you know" soap starts "Simon has a wife!"
Price nods, gaz has the same expression as soap first did
"You knew" soap asks price
"Yeah" he says "lovely girl"
"That she is" says Simon
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palossssssand · 7 months
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new character debut >:] A joint effort with @igneouskit who came up with the physical description, Kinoga was one of Trito's closest friends when they were in the military, last presumed dead after accepting being a test subject for Kamabo, that Trito runs into on the surface many years later, much to both of their surprises
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quick-catton · 3 months
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why couldn't i be a normal gay that gets into fluffy shows like heartstopper and rwrb. why do i have to be tortured by a pairing in which one half is a murderer and the other half is dead.
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crunchsoup · 9 months
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Doodling on a melting brain rn help
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madame-mongoose · 2 years
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He's trying to make up for being an ass and rejecting your handshake the first night and you aren't having it
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sharkgirldick · 1 year
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Painfully aware of how gross I feel but also really wanting to breed someone and sink my teeth into their skin.
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shakohead · 2 months
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behold, the worst thing I've made last year
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itsanoldphrase · 2 months
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not me having an anxiety dream about wilbur soot getting cancelled back in 2020
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Once again I find myself without words, Sam Mewis you will always be a legend, this game will miss you everyday, I can’t believe this day has come for you so soon.
Injuries aren’t fair, and soccer is cruel.
Sam Mewis IS one of the greatest soccer players to ever touch a ball, and we couldn’t have won in 2019 without her.
Our amazing Tower of Power, I’ll be hanging on your every word in retirement.
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domesticatedangel · 10 months
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gotham knights was what brought joy back into acting for misha. he was going to quit before he got the part of harvey dent, and now we won’t even be able to see all that he could have given to the character
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rouge-the-bat · 1 year
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god i fucking wish tumblr would stop changing the image/video viewer ffs 💀 its so terrible. cant double click to zoom in. cant slide up to stop viewing the image/video bc it just shows up different fucking posts. VIDEOS DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING PAUSE BUTTON IN THE CENTER OF THE VIDEO ANYMORE AFTER YOU TAP, u have to hold down on the screen to pause which is not ??? explained anywhere when ur viewing a video ????
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happynewyear-99 · 2 months
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hey guys lets not talk about unpleasant eating the cat. lets leave tje cat alone okay guys. okay guys. on the same page? yeah
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maudiemoods · 6 months
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I got weak lungs and it's been hazy and smokey here from Canadian fires waaa throat hurt and coughing
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thranduilofsmirkwood · 7 months
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Didn't get my flu shot yet - so of course I got the flu. Hit me like a locomotive yesterday afternoon. My fever was so high (102.5°) Peanut wouldn't come near me.
My daughter is amazing. Just dropped this off for me - but left it in the garage so she didn't catch my cooties lol.
My memes may not drop every day for now, although I have some in Drafts I'll queue later.
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kafus · 15 days
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today’s been really miserable. i’ve mostly been talking about it in a lighthearted way thus far but i’m actually really down about my art right now, it’s just not where i want it to be and i’m feeling really frustrated with it. it’s not that i think my art is bad necessarily but it does not look how i want it to, and i’ve been struggling with a lot of feeling lost on how to move forward with it. it’s really been eating me up inside and everything i’ve been posting lately i’ve really hated, but i post it anyway to try to ignore the little nagging voice in my head telling me my art is worthless and etc
so i went through hours of despairing about that earlier and then this evening my mental health really started deteriorating and i had a massive trauma flashback/recalled some stuff i didn’t previously know about and the whole experience has left me completely emotionally and physically winded. and now instead of simply taking care of myself and recovering from said intense flashback, i can’t seem to make the little nagging voice telling me i’m not working hard enough/being productive enough go away. like i basically just had a massive breakdown now isn’t the time to feel guilty about not drawing but UGH
i’m really fucking struggling i hope i can feel better about art sometime soonish and get out of this pit i find myself in, but first and foremost for tonight i hope i can stop thinking in circles about it and just rest because wow i’m struggling w that too
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mf-ladle · 8 months
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YOU RAPED (I feel dirty)
IT HURT (I’m not a liar)
MY GOD (I saw you watching)
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