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#this shits WILD yall im having a whole time
puthyflapps · 5 months
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Swifties prove everyday that they’re the dumbest people on the internet and that’s really saying something cuz I’ve dealt directly with blarkes
#1) swifites always being racist toward Beyoncé#2) swifities doxxing a Palestinian girl and sending her info to the IDF cuz she said that there were better options for Time’s PotY#3) swifites beefing with North West – a literal child – cuz they thot she “shaded” Taylor#4) swifites commenting snake emojis on Kim K’s insta posts thinking they’re doing something other than driving up her engagement and lining#her pockets#t swift#also these are all just annoying things I’ve seen happen TODAY#I cannot wait until we are released from whatever govt psyop we’ve been under for the past few years cuz I’m over this endless string of#swift propaganda 🔫🔫🔫 it’s literally insane and no matter how many times I block people or hit not interested in posts I am still forced to#see shit about her like it is never ending and it’s so fucking exhausting like the way white women in particular make being a swifite their#whole personality is so embarrassing!!! THIS EOMAN CANNOT SING YALL!! AND IM TIRED OF BEING NICE AND SAYING SHE HAS DEVENT SONG WRITING#SKILLS CUZ SHE DOESNT!! EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS MEDIOCRE AT BEST!!! SHE CANNOY SING AND HER LYRICS ARE THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF WATTPAD FF!#I am so tired of this bullshit and I used to be able to find reprieve in football but no more!! cuz her and her annoying cult have#infiltrated that too like this shit is annoying and I feel like I’m going crazy cuz she’s everywhere and not in an organic way. In a very#strategic marketing capitalistic way and I love The Wilds but I hate how the fandom has like woven TS into everything there too like#I think I’m gonna commit a crime. I think imma toss someone through a brick wall cuz I’m losing it
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arundolyn · 2 years
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ngl i sometimes forget cishet nerdbros exist and are the only ones who like kenny pretty much, like to the point of nigh worship, which is like On Brand. these bitches like genuinely try to make him some kind of christ figure almost as if he doesnt fucking suck terribly and is mediocre and iirc its never even CONFIRMED confirmed he ever did the one good merciful act that he ever SEEMED to and put him in We Don’t Know If He Died limbo. and its very funny also how they hate anyone who rightfully calls kenny out on being an ass and say theyre weak cowards (BEN. BEN. BEN.) or evil and lying (JANE! WHO WAS FUCKING CORRECT ALWAYS! YOU HATE HER CAUSE SHES RIGHT). anyone who killed jane over kenny is wrong and a coward and he dies anyway so die mad.
admittedly there is SOME nuance and depth to kenny’s character for sure. but these people are just straight up making shit up completely all the time. cope and seethe die mad etc etc your cool white guy died. boo hoo. which is really funny these were probably the same bitches crying when vasco wasnt playable anymore in indivisible and replaced by a cooler black man and genuinely got big baby mad when there was not a playable white man anymore. that happened
#crow.txt#yes the game is about making choices But there are wrong choices (picking kenny over literally anyone else for anything ever)#IDK HE SUCKS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO JUSTFIY IT! HE SUCKS IN S2! DIE MAD IDC!#idk idc i dont give a god damn kenny aint shit and never was. kenny fans are the signora mains of twdg#twdgposting#jane also dies anyway to be fair but i mean at least it wasnt as insane and gruesome i suppose? for her at least?#and its sadder imo. whatever whatever kenny whatever the fuck jane literally like hung herself from the ceiling fan. which like#iirc it was on. and i feel terrible for laughing. but like she was literally slowly rotating. as a zombie. im mad it was so fucked up#but in my brain it was funny just looking back. like it was shocking but did you have to do it in the funniest way possible. girl.#not to mention kenny like. being southern Obviously. says some fucking WILD shit a few times#and implies some wild ass shit that i dont appreciate. idk abt yall but im not gonna side with the racist redneck guy#hes literally the type to own a confederate flag. i bet he did in the first draft of the game#idk unpopular opinion i like ben and im fucked up over like..... sure i get why kenny was pissed. but jesus fucking christ have some empathy#you arent the fucking protagonist surprise surprise! though he sure does want to be#these are the kind of people who saw ben standing up for himself and somehow didnt like. care. which i cannot fathom#like honestly kenny aint fucking shit!!!!!!!!!! im actually mad now#ben went through sooooo much worse. like a LOT fucking worse. but its always about kenny of course.#kenny apparently goes so far as to praise lee if he lets ben fucking die in crawford which. fuck you for that#and ben CLEARLY feels fucking TERRIBLE about it the whole time and is absolutely riddled with guilt after he ruins kenny's family#and is honestly just kinda telling people to kill him after cause he feels he deserves it and shit. and then his death IS sad as fuck#if you spared him from falling in the bell tower thing. like arguably worse than breaking his legs and being eaten alive maybe#idk i just like the cringe little failboy. he was doing his best. BEN did nothing wrong actually i think. kenny genuinely sucked#ben was just scared and confused. justice for ben 2k22.#like even after the supposed mercy kill kenny shit talks him postmortem after purportedly starting to understand him#what is his fucking issue. didnt ben literally like JUST graduate from high school. if he had graduated at all. christ i hate kenny.#...and also the nerdbro kenny obsession is totally cause hes like the white guy power fantasy every dude like that has in apocalypse setting#theyre always Cool and Right and doing the Best For Who They Care About while being a fucking asshole to everyone else#and from the outside seeming like an utter fucking tool in spite of the times they do good. cant stand him#hot takes from me today i guess?
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zackcollins · 1 year
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sapphicmsmarvel · 2 months
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cassian x reader: dating a high maintenance girlie
Hello, if this seems extra its cause it is but this is quite literally my high maintenance routine. This is just one of my favorite parts of life and I love the idea of these big burly men doing skincare with their girls. 
i’m a high maintenance girly bc i like to be. pls this isn’t a pick me bullshit type thing. Im a girls girl yall. 
-This man doesn’t know shit about self care. 
-He knows the basics but like, nothing that would genuinely make him feel comfy in his own skin even more than he already is. 
-He uses 3-in-1. Technically 4-in-1 because face wash is separate formula than body wash but you digress. 
-Y'all know that stereotype of a guy glowing up after getting a girlfriend? You guys were the blueprint for that. 
-You taught him his hair type (2A), his skin type (dry), his preferred scent profile for himself (spicy, woody, aromatic). What his favorite types of care products are, he loves leave-in conditioner, cream cleansers. He’s not a fan of super heavy moisturizers because he’ll get overstimulated.
-These are just things this man has never thought about. 
-When you two leave the house for a Court Duty, you end up doing Cassian's hair. He wants to look nice, for lots of reasons, but especially because he wants to be let back into Summer. He wants to be able to take you on Summer Court dates! 
-He lives for that sliver of time you’re able to squeeze in before going somewhere. You doing his hair, him staring at you in the mirror if you’re behind him. If you’re in front of him, his large hands on your plush hips as you bite your lip in concentration trying to make his wild hair look nice. The feeling of your fingers through his scalp and how even when there’s a knot, you never tug or pull hard enough that it hurts him. You’re gentle and sweet with him even when he thinks he doesn’t deserve it (spoiler: he always deserves it) 
-He loves how high maintenance you are, it helps him remember to take care of himself. 
-You do a little self care sunday reset type of thing. It helps you get ready for the week. 
-He finds these routines utterly fascinating. 
-He begs to watch you do them, not even in the dirty way but it's just so interesting to watch. You also banned him from getting frisky when you do the routines. This was your time, he was welcome to watch but he would step out if you asked because you needed to be alone. 
-Some days, your routines are a bit more intense, such as the monthly waxing for your legs and armpits. Coochie too. 
-He flinches every single time he watches you wax some part of you, especially the coochie. He kind of has an attachment to that part. 
-You do the whole shabang sometimes. Wax legs, armpits, etc. Exfoliating shampoo, regular shampoo, conditioning mask, conditioner. Then the body stuff, exfoliating, shaving any parts you didn’t want to wax, double cleansing your body with antibacterial then the fun scented stuff. Then when you’re out of the bath, face extractions, face wash, whatever else you want to add. And then body creams. Then you’re done. 
-He’s just amazed every single time. 
-He also loves that you make a little thing out of it. You make it fun for you. There's a whole closet filled with different scents, treatments, formulas, etc. 
-You always smell good. There are deodorants shoved in every single bag you own, every room for that matter. Massive perfume, bodycare, candle, anything that makes a room or you smell good, you have it. 
-Even going to bed, you put perfume on.
-He loves that you say “I only wear it for myself Cass, it’s just a bonus that you love it.” Because he knows it’s true. 
-Sometimes he goes in just to sniff around. The fool just stands there and sniffs stuff. You had no idea why he decided to sit in the closet and sniff things in the dark. However, you did know that when you opened the door to see a nearly 7 foot tall clown smelling your beloved collection, you screamed bloody murder. 
So loud Azriel came running with his knives. Cassian just looked at you like “what’s your deal bro?” 
You were trained by two of the most powerful warriors, yet your first reaction was to scream. 
“Why didn’t you try to fight me?” Cassian asked, “I’ve seen you kick someone down for less.” 
“I am in my bathrobe Cassian! You want me swinging my legs around with my flaps out?” 
Azriel chose to leave the room after that. 
-You also always have perfectly manicured nails. And somehow someway you taught your tricks to the Valkyries so now they are able to have beautiful nails while still disemboweling enemies. 
-Great, now he and Az have four she-devils with perfectly manicured nails and glossy hair that can slay their enemies with one swipe. The four of you were feral together. He wouldn’t be surprised if he walked into the camps one day to see some guys dead because they were sexist. 
-You also got him and Az roped into these skincare nights. 
-He loves sitting there with a face mask on and you using one of your crystal rollers rolling it onto his skin. Bougie bitch eats it up. 
-One of your favorite things to do is wear a sheet mask and hide in a closet.  Scares him every single time. 
-Your stuff is everywhere, you’d be damned if you were uncomfy in your own home. After talking to Cassian and Azriel to make sure you weren’t being a shitty roommate, you kind of went crazy. 
-Lip balms in every room, hand creams, candles. Hair ties and claw clips. Fuzzy blankets stashed in every trunk you could find. 
-Rhys made fun of it, but ate his words pretty quickly when Feyre saw the beauty of having lip balms and hair ties/claw clips stashed everywhere. (and he later found the joys of said products and gave you a gift basket as an apology….you didn’t even remember that he judged you because you simply didn’t care).
-Also, the guys live in fucking luxury. The home always smells good, they never have to worry about chapped lips or dry skin. Or pesky hair in the way. Anywhere they want is a blanket or cute pillow to prop their heads up. 
-they were living like animals until you showed up.
-Cassian having a mate is the best thing to ever happen to Az. 
-Feyre, Nesta, Elain, Emerie, Gwyn, Morrigan and even Amren shop your stash of body care if they wanna smell a certain way for a certain fun time (wink). 
-Even Nuala and Cerridwen will approach and ask you. Obviously you say yes. You own so much you’ll never get through everything in time. 
-Plus you’re a Girls Girl. You’re gonna be there for your girls in your life.
-Speaking of the ladies in your life. 
-When you and Cassian have twin baby girls, you were ecstatic. Either way you were going to be happy but you always wanted a girl and now you have two!
-Teaching them how to take care of their skin and hair has been the best for you and Cassian. He loves watching his girls play with their hair. He loves having his hair braided by them. 
-Family self care nights become a Thing (that sometimes an Uncle or Aunt will join).
-He loves you because you taught him how to actually care for himself and his mental health. You showed him how he needs to stop and appreciate the smaller things. That not everything has to be a chore. 
-He loves you more than anything, maintenance and all.
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coquettejohnny · 26 days
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did you see the whole thing with the rp accounts its so wild 😭
apparently one of them was a big bitch, they got called out for it and then deleted their account
and now everybodys talking about all the fucked up shit they did 😭
i have the rp tag filtered so i dont rlly see first hand what's going on half the time but i've seen screenshots and yeah they're WILD 😭
im js watching from a distance bc idrk what's going on but i feel bad for everyone involved, esp the johnny acc they were referring to and the curly acc, condolences to yall
again idk what really went down but i kinda think it's immature to just delete your acc, like no apology or anything?? 😭😭 at least say something abt it..
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i swear to fucking god im not a hater but if i see another fucking badly-made thumbnail boring neurotypical straight guy with lame monotone voice talking over buncha mfb clips video of the worst metal fight beyblade takes ive ever seen with the unfunniest jokes im gonna rearrange the DNA sequence of the closest person to me to that of a Doto greenamyeri nudibranch because i swear to god just shut the fuck up.
how the fuck do you meatheads base how much you like a character over powerscaling and win ratio. would you prefer a wild bear over your own mother because the bear is stronger than her? thats how you fuckin sound like. i gotta rant this shit out because i had enough if i hear another fucking "ryūga da goat🥶🐐" "beyblade really is that serious🤣" "This show is so acoustic😵" "did you know that moses split the sea with a be-" WE FUCKING KNOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS AT THIS POINT. ALSO IF YOU DEADASS USE AUTISM AS AN INSULT LET ALONE USE THE WORD ACOUSTIC OR ARTISTIC FOR IT STAY 7 KILOMETERS AWAY FROM ME AND ALSO DONT WATCH METAL FIGHT BEYBLADE EVERYONE IS GAY AND AUTISTIC YOU KNOW WHY⁉️ which cishet neurotypical out there makin spinning tops fight with neon green or blue whateverthefuck hair half the cast looks like they been hiding in closet before their debut episode.
PRIME example of these bad takes is , because of powerscaling again the hate on masamune ? i thought people hated him because they thought he was annoying (like how i did when i first watched it when i was little) (FOUR YRS OLD) and like id get that as in he talks alot or whatever but people hate him because. fucking. "he has a low win ratio and claims to be the number one blader" BITCH THATS A 15 YR OLD. or like around that age somewhere you get the point. so what if the taco doritos colour palette guy a little confident in himself bitch you hate fun you hate sillyness. people also use him as like a tool to praise kenta? constantly i see takes like "kenta is like masamune if masamune didnt suck" or something as in they both try to rise to the top and get stronger but one of them doesnt talk shit like did you know you can praise a character without putting down the other one motherfucker. another one is "masamune isnt a legendary blader because he talks shit but cant actually back it up" Hey my brother in Allah lets play a little game. which one of the fucking legendary bladers talks big about himself. you have ten seconds. 10...9...8....KING. KING IS RIGHT THERE .
also saw someone say damian shouldve been a legendary blader⁉️⁉️mf that boy was on rearrangement stereoids the effects of that wouldve already worn off by the time of metal fury how does that even WORKK😭😭 he was probably off with 3 big fucking pet dogs to eat custard pudding or sumn idk .Ryūga dickriding has been a thing for for ever but right now for some reason people decided they didnt talk about that guy enough. theres so many videos on him guys there are other characters to talk about i can write a three billion word essay on damian but i dont think i can say anything about ryūga that hasnt been said at this point. also the people who claim hes alive BECAUSE hes alive in the manga is crazy like yall cant see those as two different universes? im not saying wether if i think hes alive or not this isnt about that dont miss the point. i wanted to make text posts about mfb for forever but i was embarrased for god knows why so i just posted my mfb fanart on my main but i cant take it anymore (eatina burger with no honey mustard) must speak this time im afraid
also sorry if this is hard to read im not good at ending sentences where i should punctuation jumpscare. powerscaling mfs will hear u say u like a character like for example tsubasa or sumn and immediately bring up ryūga like shut the fuck up this shit happened on twitter i dont even use twitter i opened the app for 000.1 seconds. you just jelaous ryūga will never serve like did mf also im not a ryūga hater anyways i reached the character limit fuck
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nattinatalia · 2 years
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Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU
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jackharlow They say, “you a superstar now” damn, I guess I am.
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yourusername Yes you are!!!!!!! ⭐️
yourusername Proud of you baby 🥹 sold out shows and everything, you deserve this and more. Continue taking over 🤞🏼🥳❤️
jackharlow I love you baby, thank you for sticking with me through it all.
yourusername Always, till the wheels fall off. Let’s get that out of the way, umm sirrrr that face on the second pic, I hope you were at least thinking about me 🤤
urbanwyatt What now????
yourusername He makes that face when he’s about to cum 🙈 🤤
claybornharlow WTF I didn’t need to know that.
yourusername We have 2 whole kids, how do you think they got here?????
claybornharlow I still don’t need to know the face my brother makes 🤮 now I can’t look at him
yourusername lmaaaooooo so is this a bad time to say we actually conceived little princess in your childhood bedroom?????
urbanwyatt OMFG 💀
druski2funnny 🤣🤣
claybornharlow WHAT THE FUCK ???? Jackman where the fuck are you at? You’re mighty quiet please tell me she’s just saying this to get me disgusted???
jackharlow Nope, bathroom too!!!!
yourusername 🤭🤭🤭🤭
claybornharlow I’m gonna tell mom you guys are nasty. How could you???? In my fucking room man??? Not cool 😩😩😩
jackharlow I’m pretty sure she knows since she washed your sheets the next day
urbanwyatt NAAAA YALL FOUL FOR THIS!!!
yourbestiename Baby, are you really talking???? When we’ve done worse.
urbanwyatt You’re right 😂😂😂😂
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champagnepapi If I ever proposed I know you woulda said no just so you could have one up on me while I’m down on one knees.
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yourbestiename DRAKEY POOH 🙈😍
urbanwyatt NO
yourbestiename Respectfully, no, no I wouldn’t. But then again, I would love to see you get on your knees, but that’s just me 🤷🏻‍♀️
champagnepapi 😳 📝
urbanwyatt BABE IM ABOUT TO SPANK YOUR ASS
yourbestiename Is that supposed to be a threat? Because it sounds more like a good time.
yourusername I have room for one more ring 💍 sooo I’ll probably say yes.
champagnepapi Jack is going to hate me
yourusername 🤫 He doesn’t need to know
jackharlow YOOOO BAABE NOOOO!!!
yourusername 🙈 We’ve been caught, y/bestie/name should we run away???
yourbestiename Only if Drake comes along.
champagnepapi 😂😂😂 The stories I’ve heard, y’all are wild and I’m cool with the one kid I have.
jackharlow My wife is a little freak 😋 and she also has a breeding kink, so I’ll keep her. Thanks.
urbanwyatt 🙄 You two play too damn much.
yourbestiename Stop telling people you’re down to have a hall pass then. Because if that’s the case, Drakey is ours!!!!!
jackharlow Ohhh so that’s what this is about 🙄
yourusername 🙈
champagnepapi If that’s the case then my dms are always open for you two ladies.
urbanwyatt Im about to block you from her phone.
jackharlow I will report your account. I better not see you in her dms. I love you but no!!!! Never gonna happen
yourbestiename YALL ARE BORING! All that talk for nothing.
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yourusername You got something I’m trying to experience.
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jackharlow 🤤 lucky lucky me
yourusername Damn right 🤭
jackharlow Can you come upstairs real quick? While the kids are down for their nap.
yourusername No, you come down here 😉
jackharlow Shit, on my way! 🏃🏼 😛
claybornharlow YOU DO KNOW IM HERE RIGHT????
jackharlow Yea so?
claybornharlow WDYM SO?
jackharlow Either go outside or cover your ears.
claybornharlow WTF & IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM???? I’m out!!!!!!!!
champagnepapi 👀
jackharlow NO STAY BACK 🤺
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raideo · 25 days
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Bruh ...... let me tell you, I actually started paying attention to my nutrition intake and I was not eating as healthy as I thought I was like goddamn...
I mean the things I was eating WERE healthy but like, the pacing/frequency of food intake, ratio of macronutrients and micronutrients were completely and utterly fucked six ways from Sunday, I had no idea my diet was so screwed up and thats why I felt like I was DYING ALL THE TIME!!!!!! BECAUSE I KINDA FUCKIN WAS, LMAO!!!!!
I feel like a whole different person this is the best thing ive ever done for myself omg
If you feel like shit all the time please consider getting a nutrition tracking app and DONT!!! DO IT FOR WEIGHT LOSS!!! THAT SHOULD NOT BE YOUR GOAL UNLESS YOU NEED TO FOR HEALTH REASONS, Just do it with the goal of trying to get the macro/micronutrients you should be getting and oh my god it will make such a difference if your diet is unbalanced I promise you.
I was not getting nearly enough protein or fiber before omfg. No wonder i could exercise as much as i wanted and i never seemed to get stronger and i always fucking hurt all the time! Jesus christ!!! 🤦‍♂️ i feel so stupid but also I cannot be the only one who struggles with this PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BALANCE YALLS DIETS
Also extra note about the fiber- if you get very little you should not go straight to getting the full recommended amount you will have a BAD TIME. Im glad I knew about this already and did not have to learn it the hard way. You gotta give your body days or sometimes weeks to adjust to increasing it, because gut bacteria is responsible for helping you digest that stuff and if you don't have enough they cannot handle a large amount- you gotta give them time to multiply 👍 (i cant believe my fish tank cycling knowledge applies to my own human body this shit is wild)
Anyway nutritional education in this country is fucked so bad, overhauling my diet has only made me more angry that shit is so expensive and school/workplace culture is so hostile to you snacking often like you should be. How the fuck is a person supposed to get the nutrients they're supposed to to fuel their body and brains when they're only allowed to eat once like every 6-10 hours?! Im so glad my job doesn't have an issue with me constantly snacking on stuff because it's extremely physical and I have come to realize it's quite literally imperative to my body's optimal function that I have that.
🪓 capitalism die
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suckmybigtoeoikawa · 2 years
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When Your On Instagram Live With 4*Town
(takes place in 2022)
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Robaire
he’s always starting lives when he’s laying in bed like he’ll warn you and be like “Hey, im about to start a live right now, you okay with that?”
and okay you chilling, so he starts the live and then all of a sudden it’s like 2 million people on the live and he’s just sitting there asking people about their day
“how’s your guys day?” “you guys do anything fun today?”
maybe he’ll talk about some music or something like his current favorite song maybe
but like they all sex songs
“uhmm, i’ve been listening to a lot of Janet Jackson and i really like her— uhm guys if your not old enough ask your parents for listen to this song”
like bruv the kids don’t even understand
you laugh at him ans he’ll smile at you and be all cheesy
which makes the fans go wild
then if he starts doing a Q&A and some questions pop up that pertain you and him he’s gonna get a lil shy but still answer confidently
“ how come you smile so hard at, Y/N? oh uhm they’re so funny that’s why”
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oh okay.
let’s say your not there and he invites you onto the live or you request to join
BRO IS SMILING THE WHOLE TIME
Lil giggles when you say sumn funny
when you smile he start smiling
or like you’ll be saying or exposing something and he just nods his head and starts smiling
like stink stawpppppp
but lives are very chill, quiet sometimes but funny and sometimes the other meme here come in and it’s a mess
Jesse
dude probably painting on live, let’s say he’s painting you he won’t tell the camera what he’s painting or even you
your just sitting there minding your business and he’s just painting away and talking to the camera about his artistic process or like how he’s been feeling recently
i feel like he’s open with his fans but not like openly open (if that makes sense)
like i feel like he suffers from some type of mental health issue, so he would tell his fans that but he wouldn’t like go really deep deep into it
but aside from that he would tell the fans how he’s feeling and how his members are feeling and how they’re doing
very therapeutic lives, and there are some youtube videos out there titled ‘Painting With 4*Town Jesse (for sleeping)’ or like for studying
he for real be teasing his fans through the camera as well he be like reading flirtatious comments and then smirk while reading them
and s the fans write more crazy shit
like wow there buddy.. why we in the comments sayin you want him to knock your ankles loose-
but he responds very professionally and flirtatious
“daddy..that’s not a new one” he says smiling to himself “ i am a father”
but like damn the way he said daddy and smirked to himself.. sweet Jesus
but then he be smirking then looking at you as he paints……..
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white boy don’t play with me.
if you request to join the live and your not there in the room he’s probably painting from fruit or sumn, or maybe a picture of you ( ̄▽ ̄;)
as your talking on the live about whatever he’s like looking so focused on the painting yet he’s asking all these deep and serious questions as if there isn’t like 2.5 milling people watching
like you have to be like “hold on na” to which he giggles or laughs and it’s so cute his smile omfg.
if the other members want to join in the live.. well they can’t :)
only like robaire and aaron Z on a good day
but taeyong and aaron T ….. no
Taeyoung
literally so cute cause he usually baking or some cute shit bro
let’s just say he’s baking bro it’s literally so cute and chaotic cause he’s trying to figure out how precise is precise
like you can’t have like one egg when the box be calling for two
he still ends up putting one fawking egg in that bitch
but it’s so much fun baking with him you and him forget the live is even there
that’s until he does something real bold like putting the batter on your nose and then when you do it back he be like
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“YALL SEE THAT, YALL SEE WHAT Y/N DID TO ME”
like bro bffr.
but when whatever your baking is done you guys have what he calles ‘Taeyoungs Terrific Tasty Review’ or ‘TTR’ for short
usually it pretty good and sometimes some stuff is bad but most of the time it’s fire
he’s really good at making cookies
he adds a special ingredient to the cookies and the other members have to guess what it is
and then the members come in and try the treats and it’s a whole mess from there
cause Aaron T is tryna take all the cookies knowin good and well there’s only 6 and he says “i’m just tryna taste all the flavor” oh….
then Aaron Z and Robaire arguing over what the special ingredient is
and Jesse probably got the answer already from asking the live
tooo funnnyyy his lives are very fun to watch usually people watch his lives for when they’re feeling sad or something because his energy cheers them up or seeing the group interact makes them happy yk??
Aaron T
Very chaotic, like what the fawk
you don’t even know what happens most of the time
like your there watching him in person and still confused
like he’ll go from talking to you about like his day to conspiracy theories about disney princesses or some shit and then he’s like walking laps around his room tryna figure out crimes like it’s a damn k-drama
one time you guys were playing rock paper scissors for some reason and then he lost so then he almost threw a chair, like what the fawk
and you got scared and he ran over to hug you and everything
“ohhh im so sorry i was joking i was joking i swear” he says while hugging you and rocking back and forth with you in his arms
you don’t even know what happened after cause it was all a blur cause he was going so fast
but other than that when you guys are on live he’s always smiling too just like robaire, but it’s like so refreshing and kind
like you can be talking and he’s like just smiling and saying little things like “for real?!!” “oh my gosh”
and it’s funny to see his expressions
or like when you finish saying a story and say something funny at the end he starts smiling and laughing and it’s so cute like omgg
even if your request to be there and you aren’t there physically he still manages to make the live chaotic
or even the Q&A’s like omfg don’t even get me started bro…
someone asked him to search up blue waffles bro.. real childish middle school shit but somehow he didn’t even know what that was and searched it up
like you thought he was joking when he said he was gonna search it up but no.. cause when you heard that authentic scream bro
crazy, his fans on his live be setting him up though
but he’s so precious at the end of every live he tells his fans good morning or goodnight and wishes them well and he poses for them so they can make a new screen saver for their phone he says
“okay goodnight yall, or good morning. I’m about to do my pose for y’all real quick before i leave so make sure y’all screen shot and make it your screensaver cause i know y’all obsessed with me” he poses and turns to you “Y/N join the live so you can make me your screen saver”
Aaron Z
only on live if he got forced to or like just randomly
like he’ll be in a dance studio, or a music studio, gym maybe ans then there were like a few lives where he just got out the shower
when i tell you people screen recorded so quick bro
but usually he’s finishing something or adding the finishing touches to something and your always there
like your never not there
like fuck the request thingy your always there by his side, like during that shower live you were just sitting there on the the bed waiting for him (see that don’t even sound right)
or if your at a music studio your lounged out on the couch on your phone or doing some type of hobby yk
but he doesn’t really speak about much, he’ll just read the comments and tell the fans that he’s doing well
or like what he did that day
“hey.. what did i do today??.. uhm so i woke up and ate breakfast with Y/N then i wen to the gym and then the dance studio”
like it’s just like that, it’s so cute because he’s trying to find things to talk about but he doesn’t know what to say for real
so on live when he’s with you (which is always) is like the only time people really see him not so stoic
like he might smile a little while he’s talking to you when you ask him some questions or when he asks you some questions
like it’s so authentic and he looks so relaxed and the fans see that
the other members aren’t really there unless they are coming back from the gym or like dance studio, but he will let the other members say hello
and usually it’s Aaron T who is with him the most when he does those things if not you
when an album is about to come out and he’s in the music studio making music he’ll try to be like “y’all are not ready for this one”
AND ITS SO FUNNYTT
and he’ll be a little bit goofy a little late into the live and be like “Y/N your not ready for this” ans play some goofy ass beat
childish i swear but his instagram lives are really chill and relaxed, nothing crazy and they sometimes can be boring but you gotta stay a little while longer for some entertainment.. unless it’s is annual shower lives..
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lanternkiwi · 1 year
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random thought i had in the shower tonight: what if reonagi ends up like rin and sae
SOUNDS LIKE A REACH ESPECIALLY SINCE REO AND NAGI JUST MADE UP BUT HEAR ME OUT
also another long post sorry i have a lot to say LMAO
bllk manga spoilers below
FIRST OFF, we have the reason why each respective duo starting playing soccer together 
rin pulled off some wild ass trick, catching sae’s attention.
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and of course, every bllk duo’s famous last words “play soccer with me”
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i know its football IM AMERICAN FUCK OFF
and reo and nagi started for scarily similar reasons. nagi did some wild ass trick and it caught reo’s attention, and now they started soccer as a duo. and those motherfucking famous last words LETS PLAY SOCCER ???? MFS PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS INSTEAD
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rin and sae were INCREDIBLE, just like reo and nagi. they made headlines, they were THE duos to fuck with in their respective times together. they had a whole future ahead of them. and their playstyles are kinda similar too
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rin relied on instinct, trusting his brother to send passes his way. nagi simply follows reo’s orders and follows his lead, trusting that reo will send him passes. 
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rin and sae are very tactical and smart players. they position players where they’re needed and execute perfect passes suited to their styles. they’re both smart and resourceful. recently, reo’s been gaining the physical strength to help himself too, just how sae is agile and quick. and reo can copy sae’s playstyle now too.
now onto the juicy stuff, the good shit, the pussy of this post
sae was presented with an opportunity for growth. real madrid. spain. we know the drill with sae and (s)pain. he moved away to become a better player, leaving rin behind in japan. 
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nagi was presented with the same thing. except instead of spain- it was the goat himself isagi yoichi. and he left reo behind in the second selection
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AND THEY BASICALLY SAID THE SAME THING
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reo and rin obviously started using sae and nagi as motivation to get stronger. reo in the second selection and on and rin just in general. they had the hopes that once they met again, they’d be able to play beside each other again. 
but oh boy
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backs turned to them and everything man what the fuck
but rin and reo NEEDED this. they were too dependant on their partners to properly use their full potential. reo relied too much on nagi’s skill to focus on his own talents. rin was so ready to be in sae’s shadow even though he was so talented at the game. they were too dependant. they needed this to grow as individuals. 
rin obviously 💀 developed a grudge against sae. reo developed resentment as well, but he wasn’t so intense about it as rin (which is fair considering rin started soccer because of watching sae play all this time)
reo and rin were also lowkey selfish about this as well (again, understandable i’d be sick as fuck if any of this happened to me) in the second selection, much to chigiri and kunigami’s dismay, he was ready to NOT pick nagi just so nagi could feel the same pain he felt. rin joined blue lock just to win and join the u20 team to play against his brother. rin was only focused on his endgame, he clearly didn’t care about who he had to step on to get there. 
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i know yall see it too and im not fucking crazy
rin, becoming the selfish player that he is, was able to fight on his own. reo was also slowly able to become an independent player as well. it’s been an UPHILL battle for him tho (i mean this respectfully i love u reo mwah)
and both of them were able to notice the growing gap between their respective partners when they meet again
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like i mentioned earlier, the two of them NEEDED this. badly. reo was too dependant on nagi and vise versa, rin was too attached to sae. he was willing to stay behind sae, in his shadow. reo and rin couldn’t advance and develop properly while staying with sae and nagi. neither of them had the proper HUNGER to be the best like nagi and sae and it bit them in the ass hard.
when the duos met AGAIN, u20 and manshine v bastard, it severed the rift permanently. sae widened the gap between him and rin (personally, not in the context of soccer), further pushing him away and (indirectly ??? directly ??? who knows) motivating rin further. 
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the way rin’s eyes lit up here :(
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rin developed that urge to MURDER on the field while reo is still willing to stay behind nagi. 
meanwhile, nagi didn’t widen the gap like sae did. nagi went back to reo, and reo took him back (me too bby)
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the itoshi bros HAD this bond. they truly did share the dream of becoming the best strikers in japan. 
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rin and sae WERE equals to each other. until time apart and skill level created such a gap between them. sae had matured, grown as a player, and his outlook had changed. (look at my sae n rin post if you wanna hear more of my thoughts about that) anyway, rin was still young, naive, and inexperienced (in terms of the world) and still believed in him and sae’s dream. somewhere in spain, sae discarded that dream. SERIOUSLY WTF HAPPENED IN SPAIN
the reason why i think this might end badly for reonagi is because the itoshi brothers were able to grow independently, at the cost of their bond, and strive to become the best in the world.
reo doesn’t quite have that drive yet. yes he wants to be the best, but he wants to be the best WITH NAGI. rin wants to stand alone on that stage, crushing his brother and getting his revenge in the process. reo is perfectly fine than sharing the stage.
which is NOT what blue lock is about 😭
look at the difference in their ‘dream’ and the reasons rin and reo call blue lock a stepping stone
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back then, rin was like reo. he was content with staying in sae’s shadow the same way reo is content with being in nagi’s. rin was able to overcome that because of sae’s cruelty and harshness in their fallout. now, rin wants to be the best ON HIS OWN.
in comparison, nagi wasn’t as tough on reo as sae was rin, which i think was nagi’s mistake. like i mentioned in my itoshi brothers rant post, i think sae chose to be harsh and cold like that because he knew it would motivate rin to make his own name. as much as reo says he wants to be independant and not rely on nagi, the fact nagi CAME BACK and reo TOOK HIM BACK which could ironically hurt reo (and nagi)
it might not end well for reonagi again if they keep this up. especially since reo disregarded his new ‘independant’ ideal so fast after getting back together with nagi. 
ANYWAYS thats pretty much it i hope i didnt miss anything cause i jumped on here to make this post as soon as i got out of the shower i blew my own mind fr LMFAOOO
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cadriona · 1 year
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So, I have thoughts on Vash’s metal implants, and yall are stuck here with me so glhf and uh tw for for body horror, medical shit, implants shenanigans, and hammering in the thought that vash isn't human (and looking back, potentially there's another commentary on body autonomy in there but its 10pm and my brain is fried)
reposted from my rambles on a discord server so im sorry for formatting
so: vash has prosthetics, which may pretty much also include his legs, except these are prosthetics and judging by their appearance in tristamp they are made of “lost technology” aka future tech by our current modern standards.
That’s great! less worry about incompatibility and all that material corrosion and etc because future people have likely figured it out or at least have some semblance of ahaha yeah so this material is a bad idea or that material is great for biocompatibility.
So, his prosthetics are… probably fine, if only because they’re lost tech and so i’m setting those aside. Probably. Ignoring the fact that he isn’t human and his biology probably processes all of this shit somewhat different from our own and thus the biocompatibility will also differ and that’s a whole another can of worms.
What I do want to talk about are *waves hand at the entire man* the rest of him. The bolts, the grate, the literal metal bands like *what-*
The thing about biocompatibility is that as defined by the fad, it is the ability of a device material to perform with an appropriate host response in a specific situation” And these situations differ: what you might use for a dental filling (amalgamation alloys that may contain mercury) to grafts to metallic hip implants, they’re all made of different shit to accommodate what they’re their for, and for their environment. Hip implants are made to last, but there are also bone screws that have been developed that are supposed to only stick around long enough that the bone heals and then it just- dissolves in the process. It could almost be seen as a brief replacement, shrinking while bone is recovering, and all those fun shenanigans. gist is, there is a *large* variety in what materials can be used and for what function, and they’re tailored for humans. for humans that aren’t built to last to begin with (fuck evolution).
Vash is the nearest thing to an immortal in a world based off a mash of the wild west and space operas, with a heavy emphasis on the wild west. Those grates and screws and metallic brands, those do not look like the handiwork of the space opera side of things.
So sometime in the past, Vash was injured enough just somewhere in no man’s land that they used those things to keep him alive, provide some sort of support that his injured body couldn’t.
Biocompatibility: the right material for the right time, right place, right situation. Imagine vash waking up, groggy from sedative or whatever that had kept him down, and realizing that there was *metal* in his body- yes its keeping him alive, or maybe only for a little while, but the body is capable of great feats of re-engineering and Vash? Vash will walk the dunes for more years then the average human can fathom now has implants in his body that were fashioned for humans, based on human use.
Even if the material won’t corrode (unlikely: unless they got access to titanium and other alloys, had the tech to *develop* how to use these materials and the years needed to test them. steels are among the fastest to corrode, while copper and nickel causes other issues) then there’s the issue of mechanical failure. normally not an issue! but good *gods* the scrapes vash has gotten into.
This is like an entire stream of conscious word voimit from moi, but i guess its just- imagine: Vash isn’t human, Vash practically doesn’t age, Vash is the closest thing to immortal on this planet, and now he’s woken up and there’s these implants made to last in humans, except they’re in *him*.
This is like an entire stream of conscious word voimit from moi, but i guess its just- imagine: Vash isn’t human, Vash practically doesn’t age, Vash is the closest thing to immortal on this planet, and now he’s woken up and there’s these implants made to last in humans, except they’re in him. Old tech and medical techniques, a lack of new materials that might have better corrosion resistant properties or created with better biocompatability, and now this man is going to probably walk around with these things in him until they give out and if he was human, then it might never have had the chance to.
outlive your enemies? outlive your friends?? outlive the very thing that's holding your body together because you’ve become reliant on it but the thing wasn't built to last.
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fizzzypopzz · 20 days
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Yall... New silly dream just dropped? It was wild, but there was kinda a lot, so this is gonna be really long, mb 😭🙏
Have any of yall had any silly/crazy dreams w skz or atz in them??? I do all the time jdsbjshaja- Id love to hear, if anyone wants to share :3c (uhhh, no nsfw ones tho pls 💔)
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Ok the dream (pls forgive my awful writing skills, im just good at rambling🙏):
I lived in a house that ive never actually been inside of, but ive passed countless time irl. Its across the road from a river, and the wall facing it is almost entirely glass. The yard is really nice too.
I didnt live alone though! The other ppl that lived there were all of atz, Changbin and Lee Know. (LEE KNOW HAD A LIKE, 2-3 YEAR OLD BABY TOO??? He carried her the whole time, and when I asked where the baby came from he looked like he was gonna slap the shit outta me and feed me to the cats bro 😭)
Other than the baby, everything was super chill. We were all besties, just tryna vibe. Most of us had our own rooms, I think there were only two rooms w two ppl in them, but that what they wanted. And everyone got along for the most part. BUT THEY WERE TEASING THE SHIT OUTTA ME FOR LIKING BIRD PHOTOGRAPHY 😭💔
They thought it was the goofiest shit ever, so when I got excited abt seeing some loons (and some penguins? Idk why tf there were penguins, it makes no sense) in the river, THEY HID MY FUCKIN CAMERA FROM ME??? I have a nice camera irl, but THEY HID IT FROM ME IN THE DREAM! 😭
I was super embarrassed bc i couldnt find it, and they were all in the living room listening to me freak out like, "YALL, PLS, I NEED TO GET THIS SHOT. pls? 😭" and GIGGLING AT ME! They were all so proud of themselves too.
Changbin hadnt been home, but got back in the middle of all this and felt bad for me bc i was starting visibly stress, so he made the others get my camera for me. He was like, "Uh?? You guys realize that that was a gift they got from their family, right? An expensive one at that, come on yall.. 😔"
So they give me my camera back, Wooyoung sides me, Lee Know (and his baby) heads outside w me bc he lowkey wanted to see the birds too, Changbin and Hongjoong follow too, and I get the pictures. The baby literally ate mud, and there was a giant dog that we took in? I think thats the end?
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tuzesdays · 1 year
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17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.
(This can also be in dms :3)
its 3am and someone just set off two fireworks directly outside my home so hi andy good morning lets talk dayshift
so i use grammarly and basic spelling correct to edit, right? what yall dont see, that i do, is before every chapter i plug everything into the text box and let grammarly go at it - usually this ends up with.... id say the average number of corrections it suggests is around 70. and every time, i go thru the whole thing checking every correction because man, grammarly does NOT know how real people talk. theres a certain cadence to verbal speech yknow? something i try to emulate in my regular texting style, but in a properly formatted story its different (not harder or easier, different) because while you cant capitalize random words for Emphasis, you CAN do a whole bunch of other stuff: dashes, sentence breaks, i especially like to split a chunk of dialogue in half with a described action. maybe not every misspelling is intentional, but all the words are.
and some of the stuff i thought about is NEVER - or at least UNLIKELY to be - coming up in the story!! for instance, i dont do things like flashbacks. what you see of the characters background and experiences either comes from what they say or what their actions imply. sunbite gives the benefit of internal dialogue and memory, but its a yn fic so even thats spotty sometimes.
people who just read the fic would Never Know that sunbites blood relation father only ever saw them once. and i also dont include things that wouldnt be apparent to the characters- it has no effect on them, how would they ever know? how would sunbite ever know that they have a little sibling, possibly more than one? how would you ever know that obi's "heirlooms" from his grandmother included another ring passed down maternally for the last five generations with a decent sized sapphire on it? would you know that sunbite loves dogs because their first imaginary friend was one, and they named him Lucky? this stuff has no effect of them now, practically forgotten about. but its there cause i say it is.
storytelling is fucking Wild, dude. of course i took some inspiration from bamsara and naffeclipse (god damn at this point what dca writer hasnt a little bit) but also im pretty proud of my 'do no harm, take no shit' yn. it was always gonna be them, theyre the only person for the job in my mind. the way ive structured things and the way things are going to go, only people with that attitude - and that unkillable amount of hope and love - would be able to make it all the way through. maybe thats not the easiest character to project onto, but hey, its more a personal thing. dayshift go figure is, among other things, a power fantasy.
anyway, took the oppurtunity to ramble, its 3am. tldr; i put a lot of thought into word usage and character history, and most of those thoughts arent important to anyone but me.
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goth-oatmilk-latte · 2 months
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i like how i messaged both of my managers at almost 1am yesterday while i was walking home to tell them i had severe personal issues to handle and a car thats not drivable currently but will be, hence needing the day to fix it.
manager 1 checked to see if i was actually okay, what all i needed, etc. told me she would get stuff sorted at work and for me to just focus on myself this weekend and get my shit handled bc that was more important anyway. shes aware i have bpd and helped me a week or two ago when i had a depressive breakdown at work.
manager 2??? mf CALLS ME pissed off bc he has to come back a whole day early from his week and a half off he didn't tell us about and hes pissed off hes alone there today handling everything, AS IF FIRST OF ALL, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE ALONE ALL DAY TODAY SO LIKE BOOHOO MOTHERFUCKER???? WHEN YALL DO ME LIKE THAT IT'S FINE BUT HOW DARE I, RIGHT???? and then also basically interrogated me on why i cant come in, why my car cant be driven, why did i need the whole day, etc. didnt ask how i was, didnt ask if i needed anything. and i wasnt lying, and havent. i told him where it happened, what time, where i was coming from, etc. buddy i am just as pissed off as you my car is currently fucked. but like damn dude knows i have bpd also, and understands it bc his wife has it too, like once again a case of other ppp can be mentally ill and have crippling episodes, but when i do it, it's a problem.
and it isnt like ive also been saying im burnt out as all fuck too so are we surprised i had a severe episode over this??? it isnt that wild. i truly dont understand why im at such a high level of scrutiny from him, i basically try to stay out of his way.
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thepringlesofblood · 1 year
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Casting My Opinions Into The Void: d20′s Neverafter ep 1+2
this is the first d20 campaign im going to be following live and i am excited enough to do a lil post each week or so about it. mostly bc recycling and adapting and retelling and retranslating old stories that “everyone knows” is my whole shit. like i got a degree in the study of ancient greek and roman civilization (classics). my whole thing is reading old myths and plays that “everyone knows” how they go and seeing what each author/translator brings to the table.
anyway i watched episodes 1 n 2 and i am excited and my observations are below
(like if you were really into the Sisters Grimm series as a kid and are similarly excited for this lol the modernized fairytale characters in that series are literally called “Everafters” and its because it’s really good shorthand for the audience. i see you brennan i see you)
normally ppl who do the whole ‘dark/horror/thriller fairytale’ thing fuck it up bc they think it’s about the shock value, or about seeing how nasty you can get with it, so I usually avoid them, but after bingewatching a kadrillion d20 campaigns, I trust brennan to do it right. you have to find the core value/crux of what is horrifying about the story and tease it out, and play with the symbolism and icons of the original story to reflect that. and brennan fuckin delivered.
ep 1
folks, give a hand to the people who put detailed yet non-spoilery content warnings in the description. tbh dropout shows are setting the standard for sensitivity and inclusion in media. it’s so lovely to see a show w content warnings or pronouns put up onscreen and it just not be addressed. i am forever spoiled for any other kind of media tbh
at some point in the past, brennan found out he could make a really good realistic choking/gagging noise, and he has used it in every campaign since.
i appreciate the ‘scare off the meek early’ approach of it all.
th. the briars. the concept. the dead princes - UGH good backstory yall
i very much like the idea of becoming a ranger out of necessity, and because plants obey you on account of that whole feeding-on-your-blood thing
puss in boots using ‘pib’ as a nickname instead. of ‘puss’ or ‘boots’ - inspired
also zac is using his ‘smart little shit’ voice like he did w lapin and i am v excited.
look ill say it - the little red hen did nothing wrong and thats on that. i read that one when i was very little, it was on electric company or sesame st or between the lions, and i’ve always liked it.
so......anyone see how mother goose’s husband has the last name hubbard? like old mother hubbard lol
also there really is a Jack in so many stories, i’m glad we’re addressing this. little shit gets up to so much trouble
it feels like I have seen so many tired rewritings of little red riding hood, even though I can’t think of any off the top of my head. it’s usually a sort of surface-deep ‘girl power!’ situation. i’ve never seen one like this. i LOVE it. it was terrifying. the fact that we all just sort of accept ‘barbarian’ as a normal dnd class is kind of wild tbh, i like exploring that rage and its source.
Ep 2
saying the actual nursery rhyme in the context of being the nursery rhyme is so powerful. i fully didn’t understand what was happening to nat king cole (v powerful) until he was gone.
also, herr drosselmeyer - fantastic get. you have to talk about the sugar plum fairy at some point and they already went in hard on her in acoc so i love that they were like you know what, it’s weird uncle time.
(context: herr drosselmeyer is clara’s eccentric uncle with a bunch of automatons and he gives her the nutcracker)
also every production ive seen has his drip immaculate. 
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my gender is this man’s cloak
Murph is the fucking ball again
“Please tell me how you’re a monster too so I don’t feel so alone” - Jesus Christ Emily Axford
Almost getting distracted by a bird instead of picking up v obvious plot hooks: pt 2
cinderella.......dude
Brennan really looked at K’s finale scene from mismag and went “how DID the mice get lithium?”
The POV of the mice - simplifying it makes it sound ridiculous, but if you really dig into the idea of the mice as sentient beings it’s horrifying.
Dude the symbolism…stepmother eating her kids bc they were always either a tool or an obstacle to her, of course they would be a sacrifice to her hunger for power.
i’ve always liked endings that have the stepsisters reconciling w cinderella bc in the end they were also victims of abuse and it wasn’t the same or the same degree of abuse as cinderella but they were still constantly on thin ice
can you tell that i rewatched d20 live recently and sobbed at adaine and aelwyn’s ending?
Cinderella stabbing the fairy godmother with the broken heel of the shoe that symbolizes both the ending she was meant for and the life that she was forced into. Turning that into glass armor. dude.
The pumpkin carriage rotting bc the fairy godmother is trying to make the happily ever after stay exactly how it is forever but nature decays and time passes and she can’t acknowledge that without realizing both that her role is in the story is over and not only does cinderella not need her anymore, cinderella doesn’t want her anymore, and maybe never wanted her in the first place. 
When puss in boots was asked what he wanted in life and he just said ‘to be comfortable’ #relatable like I know all this is gonna end with him realizing the value of love and friendship over material goods and I 100% agree with that but i feel like this goal or some variation of it are v common today and not often addressed in stories like this
Pinocchio swearing - 10/10. Also how the fuck is Lou doing a Pinocchio voice that perfectly straddles the line between hilarious and annoying. It’s ridiculous enough to always be funny, but sustainable and varied enough that it doesn’t grate on you.
i think we’re getting into “all the princesses in all the stories are all sisters” territory and i for one am THRILLED
"mirror, mirror.......leaned up against the wall”
we learn in this adventuring party that the OG concept for lou’s pinocchio is that he snapped off his nose so he would be able to lie, which is AMAZING. i fully did not put that together.
i am v excited for this battle, and v terrified.
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raeygina-george · 5 months
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Hii Raey! For the emoji ask game (the one I answered) Can I also give you the whole thing? :D [Only if you have the time tho!]
In that case...the whole thing - ones you you don't wanna answer <3
(Tag me in it btw :3)
📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?
a picture of a gravestone that says 'drowned in the pussy on it' with 'rip raey' shittily written under it. since i know you're so enamored with this lockscreen that you want to know my homescreen as well, it's the same image but hand drawn by my bestie
🍫 Cheese or chocolate?
chocolate but honestly both!
✨ Do you have any nicknames?
uhhh..... some of my friends call me pookie or raeybae but other than that not really lol
🎵 Last song you listened to?
against the kitchen floor by will wood!
✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?
yes and i just foudn out fairly recently that someone made a tumblr acc based off of one of my fanfics. that was a wild day
😏 Are you on discord?
yass. username commanderofspicyfire if yall wanna chat!!
 💛 Do you have any piercings?
i have the basic ear piercings. i think it would be fun to have more but ive tried some of like the fake piercings & they don't really look that good on me + they're covered by my hair + you're not allowed to have piercings in when cheering so i'd have to get them all during the off season but there's not really enough Time for the piercings to heal before the season starts again </3
🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?
as gon said, if you want to get to know someone, find out what makes them angry!
🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?
uhhhh... probably like a caramel chocolate chip cookie.....
🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?
DOGS I LOVE DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!!!!!!!!!! i do like cats too but DOGS BIG FLUFFY DOGS PUPPIES HOLY SHIT !!!!!
🎧 Headphones or earbuds?
headpohones yumy
🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?
i actually dont think that knowing how many calories is in a human tooth is weird but i can't think of anything else off of the top of my head soo. 36. but while fact checking my answer i came across a much weirder fact, which is that the average newborn human baby has 420,000 calories in it. well... blaze it baby......
🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?
both but im more of a morning person tbh. ignoring the fact that i can't get out of bed on time to save my life
🧸 Favorite place to nap?
in my bed so cozy and eepy
🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?
yass
🦋 Describe yourself in three words.
stupid bitch (affectionate)
👖 Jeans or sweatpants?
sweatpants
🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?
i dont really drink starbucks but on the very very rare occasion that i do, caramel frappucino
🧡 A color you can’t stand?
i don't have any of those, but my least favorite color just like by itself is definitely that desaturated yellowy green
☕ Coffee or tea?
tea!!!! i haven't had coffee in a while but it made me feel kinda sick
🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?
since uhh june 2022 i believe? so not that long in the grand scheme of things
🌴 Desert island item?
assuming this is the 'what would you bring if you were stranded on an island' question, i would bring the anime character saiki k for obvious reasons
🐸 Describe your aesthetic.
most of the time i just dress comfy but on the rare occasion that i do dress up it's like. pastel lesbian schoolgirl on the side of goth OR malewife.
🔮 What’s your dream job?
[winry rockbell head in hands image] i dont know
💙 Relationship status?
i mean ignoring the fake polyamorous relationship my besties have suddenly created, single
🤎 What color is your hair?
brown lol
💌 Do you talk to yourself?
nope
💄 Do you wear makeup?
not usually? sometimes i will wear some eyeliner but im kinda eepy
🌸 Best compliment you ever received?
i cant really think of the Best One because a lot of people have given me really really really nice compliments and i appreciate them all lots
💞 @ your favorite blog.
@gxlexii and of course all of my mutuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love yall!!!!
(also, just out of curiosity, does tumblr not give you a notification when someone answers your ask?)
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