#this shouldn't exist in the first place

[humandisastertonystark]

There's something about Sylvie and S*lki fans complaining that their Mary Sue got "sidelined" in Season 2, that gives me a mirthful little cackle once in a while

#that character shouldn't have existed in the first place #but oh no how dare the show actually involve the main character for once #anti loki show #anti loki series #anti sylki #anti sylvie #but honestly those comments also make me wanna bash my head against a wall

[ghost-of-you]

5sos: puts HBG on the dice

5sos: has to play HBG

5sos: surprised pikachu face

No because those men took a glorified beach ball the size of Luke, slapped a song they actively hate and they think we like because of the chanting (hbg), 2 songs a lot of people talk about in social media and we do actively like (wayf and iydk), a song they never played before that is somewhat popular on 5sostok for conspiracy theories about who it is about (ela) and 2 songs I have no idea how even ended up on the mix (voodoo doll and heartache) and decided that literally throwing that in the audience would be a great idea. A tour doesn't need a surprise song, they made a conscious decision of making the dice, then they pick the songs on said dice and go all when it lands on half of them.

Like dudes what the hell did you think was gonna happen? That you could cheat your way into not playing it the whole tour? If you don't want to play the song don't make it an option, is not like y'all are not pretending half your discography doesn't exist, put hbg in that box and tell the people chanting for it to get over themselves. It's your show, you make the rules. If you hate a song don't fucking make it an option.

#legit the hbg debacle is making me actively hate the song #my conspiracy theory is that the dice exists because they wanted to make it through all the talking breaks without the clueless people that #keep changing hbg interrupting them #and im not sorry if you think the chanting was funny last year after the amount of times they asked people to stop youre an asshole #it wasn't funny then and it's not funny for me now personally the way they hate the song kills the vibe #the videos all have the weirdest energy #and thats a whole 5 minutes of the show we could be getting literally any other song #tmh couldve still be there maybe something more high energy from 5sos5 like haze or something #its a whole 5 minutes of the show that exists to appease a bunch of people they shouldn't bend to in the first place #if youre actively mad if you go to a 5sos concert and they didn't play hbg (before the dice okay) youre 13 or not a 5sos fan #they're playing 27 songs with a whole production #last year it was also 27 with this amazing light show to go with it #like move on let them move on no one wants to be remembered by shit they wrote when the were 16 when they're 27 #sorry this is not what you asked I'm just pressed about the issue #i was asked #anon 😌

[sirdust]

it's almost like if you refuse to give your fanbase even the basic courtesy of an official delay announcement they're going to take any new content they can get and run with it or something

#the only reason hazbin was ever greenlit to begin with is because it had a dedicated fandom that ensured it would be a hit upon release #you shouldn't cater to your fans but you need to show them respect when they're the reason your show exists in the first place lol

[gods-no-longer-tread-here]

really not enjoying the “liked by” posts that have started popping up on my dash. tumblr is not twitter. stop this madness.

#idc if you can turn that feature off #it shouldn't exist in the first place

[legendary-assassin-stance]

oh i'm sorry, i didn't realize we were taking moral standing points from the asura now. y'know. the race that full-hog experimented and ripped apart sylvari even after knowing they were wholly sapient beings (and it wasn't even inquest! it was regular fucking asura! the arcane council most definitely okayed those experiments! never mind the fact that the council TO THIS DAY fucking openly allows inquest to do as they please so long as they don't cause trouble in rata sum) and have done little to nothing to apologize for that fact to their sylvari allies.

but no, you're right, the humans are the worst race in tyria just by way of existing and trying to find a place for themselves. how could i have ever thought different?

#from beyond the grave #hi i'm going to go fucking feral #I'M NOT EVEN A HUGE HUMAN FAN. i have them and i love the ones i do have! but i greatly prefer sylvari as my playable race. #what the FUCK are you talking about #“did everything they can to push other people off their land” are you talking about pushing charr out???? cus uh. #i don't know how to tell you this but the charr STOLE THAT LAND IN THE FIRST PLACE EVEN BEFORE HUMANS #dont even get me started on their HoT take (the One Expansion that anet gave sylvari before forgetting they exist) #and the icebrood one (the charr should have never been the fucking main focus of the goddamn NORN PLOT ANYWAYS) #the “human interference” in icebrood was literally a fucking BLIP amongst the bullshit of the charr getting involved #don't even fucking talk to me about “humans being lynchpins” for icebrood. it should have had NOTHING but NORN LORE. #it was the NORN PLOT. jormag had always been NORN STORY AND PLOT. #“buhbuhbuh humans” I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. THE CHARR SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE EITHER #it's extremely telling that you don't care that the charr shouldn't have been there either #and only focused on the .0000000000003 seconds that kas helped in anything related to the plot #while also framing crecia and rytlock's relationship problems throughout as “human-looking” squabbling #god forbid rytlock get some character development where he WANTS TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for his kid #(even tho it should've happened in a charr-centric story thread and NOT THE FUCKING NORN ONE ANET) #and every charr in the world is like “but why do you care??” because charr society is so incredibly FUCKED re: their kids #“being attentive to the story” my fucking ass. just say you fucking hate humans as a race and move the fuck on. #i didn't mean to rant this much in the tags but the more i stared at the post the more i felt like biting someone #OH. OH SORRY. i just noticed that #the person was like “lol inquest figured out how to harness elder dragon energy before xunlai <3” #JUHGTFJHKDFJHGLKFD ?????? #okay for one the inquest are a bunch of literal rat bastards who caused a NUCLEAR REACTOR EXPLOSION in metrica #i'm not going to trust a fucking inquest ANYWHERE NEAR ME let alone praise them for “ethical” dragon energy #the “uhm ACKSUALLY S W E A T Y” tone of voice re: canthan tech vs. asuran is asinine and also annoying as fuck #“all of PoF was about humans :(” IT IS LITERALLY. ABOUT A HUMAN GOD? IT IS *THE* HUMAN XPAC. #IT WAS NOT A SURPRISE FOR IT TO BE HUMAN THEMED? WE KNOW ELONA IS H U M A N S ? #yet again. what the FUCK are you even talking about. #OKAY. jesus christ. i think i'm finally done bitching about this.

[adobe-outdesign]

I saw your rant about trade evos a while ago, and thought about letting you know that there is actually a way to get pokemon like karrablast and shelmet to evolve WITHOUT the trading part. ntevo (no trade evolution) roms. basically the roms remove the whole trading necessity that requires some pokemon like machoke, haunter and etc to evolve into their final stage. the only set of ntevo mods that i found online so far are available from gen 1 to 5, which is pretty neat.

Oh yeah, there are dozens of ways to get trade-evo only Pokemon through less-than-official ways, like genning, playing roms, etc. I just meant that there was no easy "proper" way to do it, and GameFreak ironically just encourages the use of assorted hacks by having them be a thing

#like it's nice that the roms exist but players shouldn't need them in the first place you feel #pokemon

[sisterofficerlucychen]

the struggle of rewatching the rookie from the beggining is the jumpscares in the first couple of episodes. you know who :-)))

#the rookie #i'll just skip the scenes they have together but i still don't even like thinking about it lmao #it's dead and gone and buried in the past for a reason #they shouldn't have existed in the first place aldfkajsdkl

[sovonight]

i haven't even read about the other strongholds but i'm already convinced that the thief stronghold is the worst one in the game

#i have to generate income in my escapist fantasy game??? just give me the building man i just want a free place to rest #i accepted temporarily just to see what the management gameplay is like bc id never actually accepted it before and it's sooooo boring #which like yeah of course it is but also why does it take SO long to simply assign risk levels #if a minigame takes 20 choice menus per play then it shouldn't exist! use a different interaction system or something damn #the only issue is after i accepted i forgot that i accepted and i did some inventory management and selling #and then i didn't want to do all that selling all over again if i reloaded so now i'm stuck in this timeline #the first 5 days cost me 250gp btw 😒 next time i'm gonna let them shut it down

[sparksandstarsandstories]

I’m like halfway to a coherent thought about the locked tomb and god is the reason we need forgiveness but i’ve been buffering at halfway for like 24 hours now so have this post instead

#something gideon christ figure allowing harrow to repopulate the ninth #something the ninth wasn't supposed to exist #something god setting up a group of people to fail and die and fade away #something about the inherent queerness #and harrows parents choosing between 200 children who can't fulfil the house's purpose and one who can #specifically because of the position they were in as leaders of the ninth #(not saying it wasn't an atrocity but it was an atrocity committed under desperate circumstances they shouldn't have had in the first place) #the locked tomb #tlt

[discipulusmaleficus]

...may be getting increasingly attached to the idea of Kal being a Defective Magical Clone of his Most Infamous Ancestor and also completely unaware of this fact

#like. Mr. Oakheart WAS still around and required for some sort of sex ritual I think #but maybe didn't have much genetic impact #or shouldn't have if he did #hkljghjlkghlkjhjkhkj #(even though it WOULD be very funny if he never existed in the first place)

[letmeliedown]

the place i posted the ad for my monotron is having some promo contest & i was reading the rules & thinking about canada's skill-testing requirement and how weird it is that if you can't do math and you win the lottery they can just be like ummm sorry but it's gambling now so we have to give it to someone else :(

#i mean the lottery etc are inherently fucked up of course and shouldn't exist in the first place #but this is just another layer

[orcelito]

ok so like. between Sentido and In the Next Life, the kudos discrepancy is obvious (it being a tristamp vs trimax fic)

but honestly, the engagement with In the Next Life is honestly rly encouraging. a 10.8% comments to kudos percentage for Sentido vs 30.8% for ITNL

it was a lil discouraging at first how few kudos it got bc i just got off the high of super fast growing Sentido. but like, when you think about it it makes a lot of sense. the general tristamp fic with a simple setup & effective character exploration using a structure i havent seen otherwise.

vs heavy heavy HEAVY trimax spoilers fic. like this fic is made For Me to cope with reading trimax. but for ppl who dont read as fast as me or havent started it after watching tristamp. if they care about spoilers, this is not what theyre gonna be reading

so it makes sense! and im no longer disappointed, especially considering how sweet all my commenters have been.

im just gonna keep goin at it. im writing this for Me, and either it'll get more attention or it wont. it's enough for the people who are here now to continue this journey with me.

#speculation nation #itnl shit #honestly Sentido is the lowest effort 573 kudos i have ever gotten #like ok i gotta stop discounting it. it genuinely is a good piece of writing. i just know it couldve been better sldkjflskdjf #its point was to be an experimental little thing for me to get a feel for writing these characters #it was only ever meant to be a stepping stone. but ppl really liked it! #and. ngl. im kinda thinking i'll use the bits of relationship building i put into it to supplement itnl previous vashwood #im planning on making a reference in chapter 7 to wolfwood calling vash a chicken-head. or w/e. #just like in Sentido where he says vash's hair looks like a chicken's ass lsdkjflsdkjf #that kind of thing. why SHOULDN'T i use internal consistency between my fics??? #im the one who came up with these details in the first place im allowed to reuse them for my other fic. #bc yea that wolfwood is dead but he lives on in vash's heart forever. that relationship is still incredibly important to the narrative. #so like ive got two different vashwoods going on in this fic lksjdfldkj and the 2nd & main one is what we will see build #but the prior one did exist. and it's mostly based on canon. but. But. vash is so completely in love with him #and it's added to by all those little things we wouldnt have seen. like. chicken-ass hair. Yeah. #uhm. this post went in several different directions. #ultimately im inevitably comparing my two trigun fics together. but It's Okay. bc i love them both. #trigun spoilers/

[sprnklersplashes]

thinking about brianna ghey a lot and I’ve been oscillating between overwhelmingly sad and overwhelmingly angry. I’m tired of it all.

#this was going to be a longer post but I can't put it all into words. #I'm just tired of constantly grieving people I've never met. #I know fighting the fight is important... but the fight shouldn't exist in the first place and that makes me angry #áine for ts

[gay-jewish-bucky]

don't rb//

not me on the verge of a panic attack bc of the rumour there will be hydra cap in cap 4, fuck them fuck everything, you have no fucking clue how hurtful that was to jewish comic fans and the long-lasting negative impact that's had on the fandom and on steve's legacy and is such a spit in the face to kirby and simon. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.....

#feeling sick to my stomach #i swear they had to issue an apology for that? #either way idfk he shouldn't be in the fucking mcu he should never have existed in the first place #personcole

[bogglebabbles]

Thinking about how people make fun of trans guys for taking their names from their favourite media when it's things like idk Dave or Percy or something because they think it'll age poorly, meanwhile I had a cis friend back in the day who ran a S.tar W.ars forum and legally changed his name to 'Revan' just because he was obsessed with the franchise. Very happy for him, he's living his truth, but I never saw a single person get onto him or deadname him for it.

#boggle babbles #i very strictly avoided considering names of existing fictional characters i knew of when choosing mine #and of course i'm glad i chose mine. i adore it. #but still. it shouldn't have been a limitation in the first place

[puppeteered-poetry]

God fucking damn it. Christ. God. Let me go back to sleep to ignore my problems.

#burned pages. #shouldn't have done this #shouldn't have existed innthe first place