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bambubuilder · 1 year
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So I'm watching S10 of Ninjago and I kinda wish they did a little more (or anything for that matter) with the golden armour and Zane since you know he kind of exploded because of it
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notbecauseofvictories · 2 months
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
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Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?
This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.
A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.
Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.
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softiedingo · 4 months
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The Single Dad's Guide to Flirting + Reactions.
↳ created and tested by Mobius M. Mobius.
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when the table turns:
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carnivalcarrion · 10 months
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world's longest staring contest GO-
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united-under-skyfall · 10 months
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leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.
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readrantannotate · 2 months
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Ep 7 in a nutshell:
Percy: I’m not giving you the bolt. You’re in cahoots with Ares.
Hades: huh?
Percy: what?
Hades: gimme my helm
Percy: huh?
Hades: what?
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midnightfrappe · 8 months
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imagine being a friend of mine and having to hear me rambling about them all day long and trying to comprehend why eclipse is a cutie patootie to me and what the heck a blorbo is
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puppetdaily · 2 months
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Pills from Kids Corner
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pyrebomb · 2 months
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Baby aces, please read this as I am seeing these terms swapped out and misused a lot lately.
Sex-negative, sex-neutral, sex-positive. These words are about your cultural perception of sex. What value do you assign to sex in a general sense? Is it something that is dirtybadwrong and should never be talked about or is it a potentially positive experience between two consenting adults? Should we teach kids comprehensive sex ed? What are your attitudes about kink?
Sex-repulsed/ sex-averse, sex-indifferent, sex-favorable. These words are about your personal perception of sex. Does thinking of yourself actually having sex make you feel completely grossed out or just give you an overwhelming sense of "meh"? Would you enjoy it or be willing to do it under certain circumstances or is it just icky and off the table forever?
You can be sex-repulsed and still be sex-positive. Most aces I know are sex-positive!
I've seen the aphobia rising again on tumblr and, obviously, fuck those people forever. Thinking about them is not worth the time or effort. But I do worry this growing trend I see of aces proudly proclaiming they are sex-negative when they probably mean sex-repulsed is contributing to confusion in people who would otherwise be allies. Because that first set of words is common outside of the ace community. If you tell somebody who is active in queer and leftist spaces, but knows next to nothing about asexuality, that you're "sex-negative," they are probably going to jump to very wrong and unfavorable conclusions because sex-negative attitudes are inherently anti-queer.
Edit: I put the link to AVEN's section on these terms in the replies.
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creative-hanyou-girl · 3 months
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Ok, are we not gonna talk about how funny this visual is?
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This is so funny to me. Coupled with the dialogue? Peak humor🤣🤣🤣
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slushyseals · 27 days
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Hooray, my mail order pup-scription is here!
In reality this little pup got lost and ended up on someone's porch. Not to worry, the home owner did the right thing and the little guy is now at the Marine Mammal Care center who can evaluate them for any necessary care before release back into the wild. Source for more context: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3im2QYybiF/
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sootsz · 2 months
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love acau deciding that chunsik is a boy, gender reveals are OUT and just squinting at your kid and declaring your kid’s gender and making it true by manifesting is IN
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hisbucky · 16 days
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Buck: Hey, I heard that you've got a date tonight? Eddie: Yeah, it's going to be great. Buck: Oh. I thought, I just thought... Eddie: What is it, Buck? Buck, sadly: I thought we were going out tonight. Eddie, tilts his head: Well, yeah? How am I going to go on a date without my date? Buck: ...Huh? Eddie: ...Did I not tell you this was a date?
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nerdpoe · 1 year
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fucking shit here's another one
danny is heir apparent to the realms, and while he cannot be summoned as he has not been crowned yet, he can still receive gifts.
bear with me
as he is heir apparent, his will is mirrored by the infinite realms. so in the middle of English class, as he's staring at Mr. Lancer, his deep, resonating thought is
"Fuck man I don't get any of this, I need like, a really good English tutor."
meanwhile, in the batcave, constantine goes fucking rigid and stares at Red Hood, who he just knows that the High King wants for some reason or the other.
"Hood, were you aware that the High King of the Infinite Realms wants you handed to him on a silver platter?"
"What."
meanwhile all over the world English professors and teachers and straight A students are going missing and turning up in Amity of all places.
cultists are confused because like, normally the King of Death wants cheeseburgers and frenchfries, but now it wants people? weird but alright, they'll send over people they guess.
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