#this thing reminds me of that one scp who they taught how to cook

[kobolds-top-hat]

Summary of last session part 2

Kobold of course finds the sudden lack of movement a bit concerning, but exits the house quite easily as a result. He reunites with the rest of the party, who took this time to buy and eat pastries for three hours. Val convinces Leona to buy her one, not mentioning that Val got 3 platinum during a point where the party was split and thus probably has more money than the entire rest of the party put together currently does. Kobold points out that Leona is probably going to be the prime suspect for the murder, considering she made clear she wanted Howard dead, and Howard turns up dead right after that, so all in all, not a super good day for Leona. The party goes to talk to some farmers about their monster problem, and get sent to a different farmer, who’s all like “I told him not to get into trouble” and stuff like that, which is worrying for the party because this monster is a bit cryptid like, stands around ominously staring at houses, wanders around for seemingly no reason, opens gates to let farm animals out, eats overripe food, only ever showing up at night, all sorts of not for sure evil things, but also probably not the friendliest of actions. Turns out she has a cat named Monster who gets out at night and digs up people’s gardens, and she thought we meant him. Said cat instantly attaches itself to Kobold. Monster is REALLY REALLY big for a house cat, roughly the same size and weight as Kobold is. Kobold is 2 foot three inches ( 68.58 cm ) and 25 pounds (roughly 11 kg) btw. Big cat. So they hang around helping the farmer with her various tasks until night fall, where they find the cryptid staring at the house. Kobold says hello to it, and it looks at him, where he notices it looks very much like a half dead version of the constructs he saw in Howards house, except with half a face instead of no face. So he starts asking it various yes or no questions since it can’t speak. The party finds out that this thing A. Can’t really move correctly, it’s limbs kinda just flop around, hence why it was opening gates, it was accidentally hitting them open, B. is unrelated to Howard, and C. was originally the farmer ladies son, who had gone missing 10 years prior, apparently turned into this. They also learn there’s something that seems to have control of it, forcing it backwards... somewhere... at high speeds

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