#this took my a second to understand

[same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day]

That rock deserves a solid boop.

The Rock has been thoroughly bapped, my goodness.

#i need yall to understand i have NEVER made a gif before today #to make the second one i took a random video of a cat #i put the rock over it in one webbed site #used imove to cut and repeat the bapping #and then used NOTHER website to convert it into a gif #slapstick at best but took me under 10 mintues and im kind of proud of that even if it is shit quality #not a rock #april boops #boop #rock mod lore #love yall for this btw u broke my boop meter within an hour #gotta run to my gender and sex in roman times class now wish me luck i love college

[fuzzypuppybuddie]

Sectism headcanon be upon ye

(Twitter mutual requested Secpurp)

#alan becker #animation vs minecraft #the second coming avm #avm the second coming #ava the second coming #the second coming ava #avm purple #purple avm #secpurp #🛸 #Time it took me to make everything: 2 hours maximum (What is that hair??) Time it took me to sit down and do the subtitles: One. month. #BUT I DID! #I hope they're understandable my english's pretty... bleh

[loppiopio]

in a flash.

#durarara #izaya orihara #shizuo heiwajima #shizaya #a cheap imitation #i made a thing #back with more aci posting!! #for chapters 39 and 40 #i didn't draw the second one though #my good friend @eriunleashed on twitter helped me out with that one #i came up with the concept and thumbnail for it myself though #most of it was there #except for the positioning of the hands #erica put a little of that artistic rizz on 'em thanks eri <3 #i don't think she drew it with a full understanding of what i intended for it so the way it worked out is great :) #after she left me with the lines and some flats i went ahead and played around with the colours myself #to try and sell the kinda vibe i wanted to convey #i even took a picture of the coloured art on my screen to give it that extra oomph #isn't it cool?? #i thought i was big braining #please someone get it 🙏 #i love the photo snapping scene btw #it's sooooo cute #wrhghghhghh they are so !! #izaya's the silliest.... #and shizuo is so <3333 #ugh #i spent soooo many long arduous hours trying to figure out his hair in that one #i REFUSED to just let him be ugly like my friend so unhelpfully suggested #i really like how soft he turned out in the end 🥺

[paimonial-rage]

Ask meme - 6 and 9 for the dragon men (zhongli and neuvillette) please!

This took so long I am so sorry, but here we go!

[Character Analysis Ask Meme]

What is Neuvillette's biggest insecurity?

Neuvillette’s biggest insecurity is not something he's ever tried to hide. Anyone that has spent enough time with the Iudex has probably heard him mention it before. Simply put, Neuvillette doesn't understand the emotions of humans very well. He never has and sometimes he doubts if he ever will? How many times has this flaw of his costed him dearly in the past? How many mistakes has he made? And how many are there yet to come? How he dreads the thought.

What can’t you trust [Neuvillette] with?

To chase after you - Iudex Neuvillette is many things—polite, kind, intelligent—but he is not a man without faults. Only a few know him well enough to realize he holds many regrets upon his shoulders, majority that were never his burden alone to bear. Should you ever become the source of one of these regrets, you can surely expect to know. With somber eyes and a weight upon his shoulders, he will apologize to you. But don’t expect anymore than that. Not understanding human emotions is not only his weakness, but a prison. He will not attempt to make things up to you nor will he try to make things how they used to be. You’re best off where he can hurt you no more, even if that means he will be left alone to the rain.

What is Zhongli's biggest insecurity?

Who knows lol.

What can’t you trust Zhongli with?

With mora - As knowledgeable and talented Zhongli is with many things, it is a surprise to many to hear that businessmen don’t exactly enjoy making deals with him. How can they when contract discussions always leave them with the [shorter end of the stick]? How many [unforeseen business expenses] do they end up incurring in such a short amount of time? In the end, they always lose more than they gained. What they don’t know is this unfortunate occurrence happens with any Mora dealings with the man. But what can you expect for someone that, by contract, has the Traveler liable for all expenses during his outings with them? It's simply best to leave all matters of mora out of any relationships with him.

With your heart - If there's one thing true about Zhongli, it's that, while he may withhold the truth, he does not lie. So when he speaks of a person warmly, they can very well believe his words to be true. That being said, it is important that one does not mistaken his warmth with depth. One cannot simply entrust their heart to him and expect his in return. How could anyone hope to understand the weight of many a millennia, after all? So while the desire may be cute, it'll never be something he would even consider to reciprocate.

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #zhongli #neuvilllette #zhongli x reader #neuvillette x reader #character analysis ask meme #my writing #i am so sorry this took so long anon i have no excuses #not the happiest with these set of responses either #neuvillette’s insecurity answer is severely lacking #it’s so obvious that it feels too easy but like #the reason why i feel that way is because the answer doesn’t answer WHY tha5 is his biggest insecurity. WHY does it matter to him so much? #the obvious answer is that it is because he cares about humans but why?? #the answer i came to is that deep down he wants to be accepted by humans which is why he seeks to understand them but i am not sure #granted that’s just my gut answer. i need to do way more research but i already left you waiting too long #as for zhongli like….. ugh #my first answer for what you can trust him with was a cop out but like!!! #that’s because my second answer is like something i talk about alllll the time when i talk about zhongli OTL #i have a whole series surrounding it orz #i didn’t think anyone would want me to talk about it again so i came up with the cop out answer #but the cop out answer was such a cop out i ended up typing my original idea haha #so you get two answers that are kind of mediocre. i’m sorry. ;v; #all of my other answers for him would be more humorous #you can’t trust him with: common sense… bringing appropriate party cups… arriving to events on time #tho there’s no proof for it you gotta admit that he gives off the vibes of someone tha5 is chronically late to everything #and as for his insecurity like… typically old and ‘spiritually actualized’ people are of the hardest to analyze in terms of insecurities #he has no chinks in his armor #i will be working on your next ask though! hopefully it takes less time ;v;

[schmweed]

#David Tennant #Alec Hardy #Ellie Miller #Broadchurch #my gifs #Yes they're talking about something extremely serious. #But can you see soft way his eyes tenderly trace her eyes and just rest on her face like it's the best thing he could look at? #He spends so long just looking at her -- and she is so mindful of his comfort level and RARELY looks back when he's looking at her. #If he's looking at her she's always looking ahead or down or away. #Except if she needs to hold his gaze to get a message across. Like go make some tea. Or if they're both worried. #This reminds me -- she is so naturally instinctively understanding of him #We rarely hear her addressing him by name after the rant that falls out of him when he has dinner at her place in S1. #She gets that simply looking at someone while you're talking to them is enough. And you don't need to tack on their name on top of that. #Which astounded me actually! I wondered if Chris Chibnall had spent some time around an autistic person! #Because I feel EXACTLY like Alec does abt names! I hate names. I hate using them. It's so unnecessary. #I'm not as outspoken as him though so I use them when I can't get out of it. But I hate it and I hate ppl using my name. #That scene was ASTOUNDING I'm telling you -- it took my breath away to find my very specific struggle onscreen! #Anyway. Yeah. She doesn't bug him or insist even though to her it's second nature. #I bet you she's very good at coming up with pet names -- another thing my autistic brain shrieks at and sth I suspect Alec finds impossible #Oh Ellie -- beautiful beautiful adorable strong wronged Ellie! #Wronged by everyone except him <3 #Well and a few others -- Mark was kind to her despite his pain. Brian never treated her badly that we know of. #I will always love them for that. #I wish Jack had survived -- I think he would've been kind too. Maybe she would've hidden in his store when it got too much.

[mumblesplash]

might be swinging a bat at a hornets’ nest here but how are some people out here getting real life angry at fictional characters and then sticking around to hate on them. it takes like 2 mildly upsetting writing decisions max to make me abandon media entirely where are you guys getting the tenacity

#one thing about me is i will just walk out i’m already leaving i never took my hand off the doorknob actually #i am simply gone i am hitting da bricks #like yes i ‘hate’ endeavor bnha but like in the sense that he’s the reason i stopped watching the show #literally the second i caught wind of a possible endeavor redemption arc my emotional investment in the whole story just evaporated #i mean i guess i understand getting upset at like. writing choices that makes sense i do that sometimes #but genuine personal animosity toward specific characters is just baffling to me #mumbling

[patrickztump]

my perfect son, patches, who has committed only two (2) felonies (stole a biscuit and a croissant) in his entire tiny life (11 years), just committed his third offense (climbed a dresser and up two levels of shelves to steal his cousin's christmas gift, the same toy [catnip pickle] that he has had for years and has repeatedly ignored)

#he smelt it the second it came home and took his chance to steal it when i was in the kitchen #i let him have it tho. because he hasn't played with toys much in years due to dental issues and he was having so much fun and i– 😭 #i know my friend (who's cat it was for) will understand 🥺 #babble post #patches #cats be like that

[lorephobic]

(same anon) IVE NEVER SEEN THAT honestly if i was barrys gf i would just be like fine its jacob elordi LMFAO oh my god thats so cute 😭😭 i also saw a selfie barry took with jacob and jacob is like. crouching so hed be in frame... it made me sob.. uncle jacob... what if i died

no fr their friendship is so real & true 💛💛💛💛

just for u anon ive curated my favorite obscure jarry pics that i havent seen on tumblr yet <3

starting off w my absolute faves and putting the rest below the cut

ok the premiere ones arent that obscure but shhhh i hadnt seen these exact angles yet

#they r so. :(<3 #love the second to last one sm bc everyone makes their friendship out to be this clingy one sided thing #but jacob has dropped so many stunning barry pics that hes just kept for himself this whole time and it makes my entire heart ache #hes just not very online LOL #but whenever he feels like it he has the power to drop the most beautiful barry keoghan image weve ever seen #that hes just been holding onto. for himself. do u understand. #im going to cry. #ANYWAY sorry it took me forever to get to this ask ive been super busy w work but i love u mwah #asks #saltburn posting

[licorishh]

i love og soap too much. my stomach hurts. i don't feel good.

#artists on tumblr #call of duty #modern warfare #cod modern warfare #john soap mactavish #09 modern warfare #i am a soap and ghost girlie first and a human second. wahoo. #no thoughts only kevin mckidd's performance in cliffhanger uggghhh. “took the scenic route eh?" shut your MOUTH you beautiful man #“break's over roach. let's go.” what if i suffered cardiac arrest and died right now #you have the GALL to save me while i'm slipping off the iceberg. you have the GALL to grab my hand and throw me to the top so i won't fall #how dare you actually?? do you know what that did to me at age thirteen?? i bout flipped my lid and my dad looked at me like i was crazy #i need me a rugged scotsman and i need one now. i am no longer asking #sorry for exposing myself like this but you would understand if you played the dadgum game #lea shut up about fictional people challenge go #i hope i did him justice :( #i know he doesn't have the face paint for more than like two missions in mw2 but it's so iconic i can't leave it out #the oil rig + gulag getup remains one of his best i don't make the rules #that and the sierra leone one with the sleeves rolled up. real ones know #next time he will be awarded a shirt ^^)b need more anatomy practice for now though

[phatcatphergus]

I understand why fit viewers are upset that what fit meant as a joke is being taken seriously, but like Tubbo didn’t know that. This is miscommunication the musical!!!! What the hell is Tubbo supposed to think when fit pulls foolish aside and asks if he really wants to work with tubbo? Like that seems really serious and genuine, especially bc he had to evesdrop to hear it! Like it’s really not that deep but to qtubbo it is.

I genuinely don’t think anyone is wanting fit dead or upset with him as a character (aside from not reaching out but that’s on qtubbo too), we just take things how qtubbo takes them and qtubbo overhearing someone asking if they actually want to be his friend while he’s already insecure is hurtful.

Not everything is negative about another character, we can be angsty and say how much we wish fit would reach out and be upset over what he’s saying while still liking him and understanding that the comment was meant to be jokier then how people took it. People view characters how the characters view characters, qtubbo was hurt so we’re hurt. Fit was joking so the huevos don’t see a problem. We all gotta understand that we come from different understandings and that’s okay!!!

#why can’t we be a bit dramatic sometimes #we know our pov like other people know their streamers pov #we all are biased #there’s also so much that goes into Tubbo taking it the way he does #like sometimes you take a joke as a jab because of the history you have #Tubbo and sunny already are i secure with their relationship with morning crew #they don’t think they’re part of the family #so even a joke like that would be hurtful #like even if he took it as a joke fit is joking about his insecurities #and fit just doesn’t understand that! and that’s okay! #no one on this damn server actually talks to each other so no one would understand the main issues!!!! #this isn’t targeted I just saw some people getting upset on Twitter and wanted to share my thoughts btw #I love the fit viewers #y’all are my second favorite chat frfr #tubbo #qsmp tubbo #qsmp fitmc #fitmc #qsmp

[kedreeva]

When someone starts talking to me in a non-english language and I know enough of it to tell them I don't speak that language, but I'm saying it in their language, you know, like a liar

#please i took a lot of years of French and went there twice to visit family #and i still couldn't hold a conversation in a bucket #my first language is actively hunting me for sport #i don't have the fortitude to learn a second one #please i know enough to understand you #i just can't answer back

[daisies-on-a-cup]

”he kills you with a sword”

god.

#i love revenge!!! I’m all for revenge!!! let’s hear it for revenge!!!! #his torture scene was sad and it took my half a second to understand what he was saying but when he did. HELLO. #blue eye samurai #taigen blue eye samurai

[tortoisebore]

HEY update timeline info!

ik i’ve been sharing more snippets lately and that is because my life has finally quieted down a bit (i finished the two giant massive huge projects i’ve been working on at my job for the last two months! one was a poster w the most detailed illustration i’ve ever done! like i spent 20+ hours on that bitch! & the other was a 40-page magazine i art directed & designed by myself from scratch! and now they are both DONE and subsequently have taken on the role of being my biological children! AND i actually followed through & uploaded them both to my portfolio site in a timely fashion!) so now i have lots more creative energy to work on writing chapter 9 🕺🕺

no set date bc i don’t do those, but since it’s been a while i just wanted to update u that it’s coming along easier now! 💞💖💕💗💕💖💞

#hey sharpshooter #i don’t apologize for how long it takes me to update #but it has been a hot second #so let me reassure the group that i am #never #abandoning this fic i pinky promise #if u could see this poster and this magazine i swear to god u would understand #one is my illustration magnum opus the other is my editorial design magnum opus #they took every last ounce of my brain power and energy but they are beautiful #my greatest work probably #and now i can write my dumb gay fanfic #i love it here

[pixlerelish]

"Mac, you touch The Carpenters, or that chimp video again and we got a scrap on our hands."

"My remote, please. Thank you."

#Ghost Rider #Don #Don 2 #it's about the parallels #... the parallels that nobody asked for #BUT THOSE ARE MY MANS #I need to post this on February 16th #is this how I finally learn what the queue is? #nah fuck that it took me longer than ten seconds and I didn't understand it #happy anniversary to me being the only one who cares about this anniversary #Pix's pics