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misc. verse aesthetics + write ups     :     the final girl.


modern, all human retelling of the vampire diaries, in that there are no vampires but everything that happens still happens, with obvious adjustments. think…that one episode of unsolved mysteries that you kinda ‘haha wtf’ off. that’s mystic falls, virginia. 

when writing with tvd-based characters, i leave it up to you what and where your character fits in, but for non-tvd based characters we’re going to assume that the vast majority of the mystic falls gang is dead. sorry


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Hi, i want to watch the pokemon movies but i also don't want to waste hours on a terrible story.... I've heard some of the movies are good and some are terrible, have you watched them all? Which ones would you rec? Thanks!

Let me give you a quick low down on all the movies based on my preferences (so you may like movies I dont who knows)

Mewtwo Strikes Back: Average. It deals with some pretty heavy shit in terms of identity and fate and pre-destination vs free will, you get death and corruption, it rarely talks down to you (keep in mind though im talking about the original version, not the mangled 4kids one). That said it’s not the most exciting movie, it’s kinda slow and may get a bit to “un-Pokemon”  at points but you got your iconic Mewtwo vs Mew moments, your Ash moments and so on, id say it’s worth a watch

2000/The Power of One: Mediocre. I say mediocre because objectively it’s probably not the best movie by a long shot but I have a soft spot for it. I adore the tropical setting, the lore with Lugia, the really epic “end of the world” vibe, the inclusion/cameos of other characters like Oak, Delia, Ivy and Brock. The whole Ash/Chosen one thing felt really epic to me, I liked Melody being party shrine maiden and part tomboy, and the action is pretty good here. But on the whole the plot is shallow, Tracey contributes almost nothing, the villain is generic chessmaster who is mostly only the catalyst and not a very prominent figure overall? It’s pretty much the equivalent of a Pokemon summer blockbuster, not very deep but enjoyable in a kinda mindless way, id say go see it.

3/Spell of the Unown: Great. Here we have the first Pokemon movie I can say is a classic. Not just for a Pokemon movie but a animated movie in general. Molly is the best movie-only character and the way the movie goes over her trying to deal with loss was really interesting. The artstyle is really on point here as well, the entire crystal castle is really imaginative and it actually reflects Molly’s on psyche (when she’s happy it’s colorful and idyllic, when she’s scared or sad its dark, sharp and threatening).The animation is great, Entei is great, the implementation of the Unown is great, and for the first time Ash has a personal/relatable stake in the conflict, getting his mom back. There’s also no villian, it’s just a girl and her emotions and characters with opposing viewpoints, it’s just so refreshing. Oh and of course Charizard returns and kicks some ass, thank you writers. Watch it.

4Ever: Average. This movie is just kinda dull but it has a lot of cool specific things in it. Young Samuel Oak was REALLY interesting and cool to see (though kinda squick when you realize how fucking gay he was with Ash like holy shit), the villain here is also better, having a history with Team Rocket. I liked the forest setting and Celebi’s theme is just lovely. But other then that it’s not very exciting, more slow/atmospheric so if you appreciate that id say you wont regret watching it

Heroes: Good. Probably the best villains so far in Annie and Oakley, just some two-bit criminals looking to make their next big score, I appreciate the more down to earth perspective. Ash’s dynamic with Latias was adorable, the setting is diffrent and cool, lots of good action, good plot. I dont remember a lot about it but I remember it being a all around good movie.

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She walked like a spill, like a laugh -
Like champagne headaches, trilling nervous gorgeous sentiments rolling off her tongue - like a woman’s wet-eyed apology when she smiles and tilts her head to one side and laughs small and sharp like there is no problem at all - like the last few stamps of a flamenco measure, caught on the edge just barely just clapping sharp and sound on wooden floors, shoes striking cadences - she spilled with a laugh, she walked like a fall, a graceful goldenlipped grin with only a tremble of tension near her eyes which fluttered almost closed, she called your name.
She laughed and spilled forward laughing, and she called out to you, called you by name.

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“psst, Cami. CAMI!” Michael whispers shaking me awake.
“hmm, yeah, what?” I ask frantically looking around the room quite panicky.
“Can we stop at Taco Bell?” he asks pulling his best puppy dog eyes.
I sit up on one elbow and glare at him.
“go ask the driver,” I tell him while I reach around for my phone. he jumps slightly and jogs off to the front. I look at my phone and read that the time is 1:16 am. “god damn. it,” I grumble.
I hear huge foot steps coming back to my bunk. I see Mikey grin at me and I knew the driver said yes.
“ask the boys if they want anything” I tell him while I push my covers back and roll off.
I hear the other boys grumble as Mikey wakes them and tells of the “exciting” news.

I finish putting my pants on then I hear shuffled feet. I look up and see Ashton rubbing his eyes.
“you coming with?” I ask reaching for my shoes.
“why’d you tell him we could get food?” he grumbles.
“I didn’t,” I say looking at him out of the corner of my eye, “the driver did”
Ash groans and falls beside me, making me bounce off and untie my shoe.
“get me a taco will ya,” he says closing his eyes and resting his head on his hand.
I was going to come back with a snarky remark but we were both tired and he looked so cute so I simply nodded. I flip over and pull my hair into a loose ponytail. I lean over and put my head on Ash’s chest an let him wrap his arm around me. we sit in silence, both of us falling in and out of sleep.
“what are we going to do with this kid,” Ash asks breaking the peaceful silence.
I shrug and lift my head off his chest, “feed him and hope he sleeps?”
“well if I knew talking would make you leave I would have been happy in silence,” he says half smiling.
I laugh and shake my head, “I’m going to get Mikey we’re almost there.”
I stand up and stretch, then walk to the back of the bus where Mikey sits with his headphones on playing his ps4.
“aye yo motherfucker, we’re almost there.” i say punching him in the arm.
“hey, for a pretty girl, you have a dirty mouth” Mikey playfully scowls, taking off his headphones, “I can see why Ash likes you.”
I smile and shake my head trying to hide the fact I’m blushing.
I feel the bus stop and I know we’re there.
walking off to the front I grab my wallet and pull on my hoodie.
“so you want a taco? anything else?” I ask ash before stepping off the bus.
“no I need to sleep for the show tomorrow.”
“COME ON IM HINGRY!” Mikey shouts as he stands at the entrance.
I roll my eyes and step off, then slightly jog to Mikey.

After 15 minutes of pictures with workers and autographs we finally got our food and hopped on the bus. Mikey digs in while I sip my Baja blast and ash nibbles on his taco.
both me and Ash watch as Michael finishes all of his food in less then 20 minutes and slurps down a coke. although both of us spend way too much time with him, we both can’t get over the fact he eats so much so fast. while he finishes and doesn’t notice us staring, he states defiantly he’s done and is going to bed. as he walks off me and Ash kinda look at each other and laugh, in the time it took mikey to eat 2 tacos, a nacho bell grande, a quesadilla, and a large coke, Ash has eaten about half his taco and I about ¼ of my Baja Blast. we continue eating letting the silence surround us. Ash finishes his taco and throws the wrapper in the trash. I pull up my legs and cross them beneath me. I take a sip of my drink and set it to the side.
“I know, you know, that I like you,” Ash says.
I turn toward him and he runs his hands over his face and sighs before looking at me.
“yes I do know, but it doesn’t matter, when the US tour is over you’ll go to a different country and you’ll find someone new to take care of you. remember our deal was you’ll provide me adventure and a safe place to sleep if I help you guys out with general stuff.”
“yes, I know but… you’re amazing and you’re so much more then you know. You think I don’t notice but I watch as you don’t eat for days, and constantly weigh yourself, and how you also eat in portions and calorie count. you don’t think anyone notices but i do.”
I feel my heart beat quicken and my face flush. Ashton scoots closer to me and takes my hand. “you are so beautiful and it breaks my hear that you don’t know it.”
I continue to study my jeans as I process this unbelievable and nerve-racking news.
I feel Ashton’s hand cup my chin and raise my head.
“you are beautiful and you deserve to be told that everyday of your life.” he says looking into my eyes, genuinely meaning it.
then I felt it. not nervousness or panic or fear. but I felt relief, I felt it flood through me and tears of joy fill my eyes. someone noticed I was hurting and said something, someone really cares. in that moment I just wanted to hug him, so flung my arms around him and felt the tears run down my face. his arms wrapped around my waist and he rested his head on my shoulder.
“I love you Cami,” he whispers into my ear.
I pull back and wipe my eyes smiling.
I close my eyes and lean in, his lips meeting mine in the middle, fitting mine perfectly.
I smile and start laughing before pulling away.
“miss would you do me the honour and join me for a cuddle” he asks asks standing up and attaching out his arm.
I smile and roll my eyes before taking his hand and nodding, letting him lead me to his bunk.

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All. Of. Them.

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

All. Of. Them.

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

Good because it was sex, bad because it was my last encounter.

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

Me if I was fictional. 

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

My reflection.

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

A canoe… No room.

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when 

I called out the wrong name…Don’t do it.

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:


8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other:

Dick or semen. 

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

A good rub down.

10: Top or bottom?

It really does not matter.

11: We were about to fuck in a hammock but then it broke.

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

Depends on how good it is. Oh and timing.

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

I have a lot of things that are hidden for a reason.

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

Some kind of weird kink thing probably.

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

What’s not to like, though? But no teeth or pulling like it’s a lead, please and thank you.

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

Some chick put on an interesting ‘outfit’ at one point and I was just, out of there.

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? 

No I haven’t, at least I don’t think so.

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

If you’re gonna pull out then yeah, I guess. Or like if you wanna get pregnant.

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

The one and only love of my life, Miss Jenkinson. 

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Ice is a good one.

21: How big is too big:

No such thing.

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

What what in the butt.

23: Biggest turn on:


24: Three spots that drive you insane:

Collar bones, my lower stomach regions and probably my neck. But honestly? If a girl is ready to use my tongue then we’re sorted.

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

When it’s just you by yourself.

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

Well duh.

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

Loosing the key to the handcuffs and having to walk around naked still attached.

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

When it starts to hurt. 

29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

Any sexual compliment is the best.

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

I don’t particularly care…Or get all that.

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

Nope, that’s what I’m there for.

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”

Look like Katy Perry.

33: What your favorite part of your body:

My awesome mohawk.

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

All of them, they’re important

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex

Sex > Love

36: What do you wear to bed?

My dinosaur onesie.

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

When I discovered my brother’s not so well hidden porn stash.

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

No, what the fuck?

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

This morning.

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

Yes, this is how I answered the previous question.

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Threesome’s are pretty overrated. 

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

…..I don’t know…..

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

Kinda have to, this is a boarding school.

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

Yes yes I would.

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

One song is not enough - The 1975 album. Deluxe version.

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

If a girl is being really cute or innocent, that is a weakness for me.

47: Most attractive celebrity?

Female: Katy Perry

Male: Matty Healy

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Lesbian, because I am a teenage boy.

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

They wouldn’t be alive yet.

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

I don’t think so, but if they have - I hope people enjoy them.

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

Like I get dirty talk but when a girl is being like unsexily aggressive or rude, just no.

52: Do you have stretch marks? 


53: Do you like giving head? 

I do indeed, because it’s a ego boost to hear her enjoying it.

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

You don’t understand how much I love tattoos.

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

I’ve only done it once because I know how important it is so I don’t feel like I should.

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Anything they’re allergic to.

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

Nope because I am a single man.

58: Do you own any sex toys? 

Not for me, but yeah.

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

No idea, they don’t exist. 

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

Still don’t exist but it’s their choice at the end of the day. I would love them for who they are, though.

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?


62: Do you watch porn?


63: How small is too small?

Never too small.

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Like all the time because people are rude.

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

The lovely Mimi and of course. All kisses do.

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

Just me still.

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Of course I do.

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

I wouldn’t prefer it, but I wouldn’t have a problem with it.

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Well duh.

70: Booty or Boobs?


71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?


72: Have you ever been on an official date?


73: Have you ever cheated on someone? 

Nope, no one should. Ever.

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

Cha Cha Paintrain.

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? 

Again with the awkward.

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

Let’s just not shall we.

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

I was nervous as fuck but it was all good.

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

  1. Masturbate
  2. Fuck a dude
  3. Use things to masturbate
  4. Make it look pretty
  5. Go commando


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*We have our own day! August 13th is International Left Hander’s Day

*Lefties are usually better artists. B)

*A high percentage of presidents were lefties- possible advantages in politics

*The myth that lefties are more likely to become alcoholics isn’t true; not more prone than righties, but some tend to drink more often

*Left-handed stroke victims recover faster than right handed stroke victims

*Lefties may have an advantage in sports, especially ones that involve two people against each other

*Faster typers (3400 words that can be typed solely with the left hand, compared to about 450 words typed solely with the right)

*Apparently lefties are generally better at playing video games (?)

*Lefties have lower rates of arthritis & ulcers

*Better able to multitask


*Turns out that lefties are prone to having negative emotions - (imbalance in activity between the left&right hemispheres of the brain when trying to process moodiness)

* A research found that lefties tend to feel more inhibited, shy, & embarrassed

*More likely to be insomniacs 

*About 20% of people who suffer from schizophrenia are lefties. There’s also an increased risk for ADHD, dyslexia, stuttering problems, & mood disorders

*Sitting next to a rightie at the dinner table is annoying because you just keep bumping arms .-.

*Many products in the world are made to feel comfortable to a right handed person.

         -Take scissors for instance. As a kid, when we would use scissors in school they never had left handed ones to give me so I had to learn to use them with my right hand (I now use my right hand anytime I use scissors)

         -Another example would be binders…It’s annoying because you have less space to write when you’re left handed. You can’t write on a certain section of the paper because the binder’s rings get in the way of our hand

*You get ink & lead smudges all over your hand and around your paper when you write, draw, etc.

*Apparently lefties die 5-7 years faster than those who are right-handers 

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