Me: shit who smoked all the weed?
my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy
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In the Spanish Gravity Falls dub, the “My ex-wife still misses me..but her aim is getting better!”
Is translated as “My ex-esposa todavía me quiere…¡me quiere matar!”
Roughly translating to “My ex-wife still wants me… wants me dead!”
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also the english are weird about folk culture. we are. we've relegated our folk dances and music to the zone of esoteric nerd shit that only weirdos do, and then we go looking for esoterica in the non-english parts of our heritage because we don't think we've got any of it of our own
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Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.
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Happy "Germany picked the funniest date to kinda legalize weed" day
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