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Age Of Consent [part ten]
Summary: Dustin’s older sister thinks Eddie Munson could be a bad influence on her younger brother due to their history. Can he change her mind?
Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem!Henderson!Reader
Word Count: 845
What you’ll find in this series: big angst, wholesome fluff, sexual content, drug use, tobacco use, alcohol use, and a lot of profanity. This is a slow burn- buckle up, buttercup.
A/N: First of all, thank you so much for loving this series and enjoying it about as much as I enjoyed writing it. Eddie makes it so easy. I can't believe it's officially over. Second, I am working on some other one-shots and currently drafting another series- but, I won't be posting that series until after July 1. That is because I don't want to start something and then not finish it because of events that may or may not happen in the finale.
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"Are you nervous?" Dustin asked as you sprinkled a little extra spice into your mother's otherwise bland macaroni and cheese. You shrugged your shoulders and tasted the cheesy mixture, perfect.
It was Thanksgiving Day, and you had invited both Eddie and his uncle Wayne to your house for dinner. Dustin took it upon himself to also invite someone, Steve, after finding out that his parents went out of town and left him to watch the house.
"No," your little brother actually looked surprised at your response.
"No?" He asked, needing a little more clarification.
"She's going to love him," you returned with a smile. "Just like you and I do." You pulled the macaroni off of the stove and carried it over to the table to place it amongst the spread that you and your mother had worked so hard on. "And if he were here, I know Dad would have loved him, too."
"Yeah," Dustin looked down at the ground. "He would have."
"Hey," you placed a hand on his shoulder right as the doorbell rang. "He'll always be here with us, okay? You want to get the door or should I?"
"I'll get it!" You heard your mother say from the living room.
You and Dustin shared a wide-eyed look and you watched your mother waddle over to the front door. She opened it to reveal Eddie and Wayne standing on the front porch; Wayne was holding a store-bought cake in his hands and Eddie had a bouquet of flowers.
"Well, hello!" She beamed taking them both in, holding our her hand to Eddie. "You must be Eddie, Y/N has told me so much about you."
"Yes ma'am, hopefully, she told you the good things." He stepped into your foyer and took her hand in his, placing a small kiss on her knuckles. You could see your mother blushing from the other room. "Mrs. Henderson, this is my uncle Wayne."
"A pleasure to meet you, ma'am." Wayne also said, stepping in through the door. "Thank you for having us."
"Oh, it's a pleasure to have you both! Thank you for joining us! Please come on inside and make yourselves home!" She said merrily. "Is that Strawberry Shortcake?" Your mom asked glancing down at the cake in Wayne's hands. "How'd you know that was my favorite?"
Your mother and Wayne became engrossed in conversation, and you heard her mention something about how she was relieved to have another adult around and you rolled your eyes. You smiled at Eddie as he made his way through the living room over to you. He was beaming from ear to ear, unable to contain the absolute happiness that he was feeling at this very moment.
"These are for you, my girl." He held out the bouquet of flowers to you and you bit down on your lips to try and contain your own smile.
Out of the corner of your eye, you could see Dustin sticking his finger in his mouth and faking a gag. "Oh, don't even you twerp. You did this."
"Starting to regret it," he said as he plopped down on the couch.
You made your way into the kitchen with Eddie following close behind you. "I love you, thank you for coming," you said softly as you grabbed a vase for the flowers. "These are beautiful."
He wrapped his arms around you from behind and placed his chin on the top of your head. "You're beautiful," he said quietly into your hair. "Thank you for making me the happiest guy alive. You don't know how much I love you."
"I think I have an idea," you replied as you turned around to face him with a sly smile.
"Do you think she likes me?" He asked, eyes trailing over to your mother who was in deep conversation with Wayne.
"Did you not see her face turn as red as a tomato when you kissed her hand?" You asked laughing.
"Like mother like daughter," Eddie chimed, taking your hand and placing a kiss on your knuckles as well. You rolled your eyes and placed your hands on his face, pulling him down for an actual kiss.
The doorbell rang and Eddie's brows came together in confusion. "It's Steve," you mentioned.
"Harrington?"
You nodded.
"Thank God you're here," You heard Dustin say from the living room. "Y/N and Eddie have been making out for the last twenty minutes and I hate suffering alone."
"That's gross," Steve's voice replied. "I brought Robin because I, too, hate suffering alone."
"We can eat now, everyone," Dustin announced as he stepped into the kitchen.
Steve and Robin were close behind him. While Steve looked as anxious as ever, Robin, as always, looked excited and ready to talk the ear off of anyone who was willing to listen. They both gave a small wave over to you and Eddie as they too stepped into the kitchen.
"This is going to be fun!" You said excitedly before dragging Eddie over to the table and taking your seats.
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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year
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Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.
#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-(#also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish#handwriting. written in crayon lol#call this the naruto businessman au#every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream#sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid#fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad#at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control#the world and put an end to all this business!#oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart#anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol#but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was#unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of#that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit#looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute#anyway this is fucking dystopian lol#unrelated#naruto ramblings
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ct-multifandom · 9 months
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I don’t usually make posts like this, but I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-intellectual junk lately, and I really think we need to put the word “pretentious” up on a shelf until people learn what it actually means.
It doesn’t describe someone who likes artsy-fartsy deep meaning media. People who are pretentious are fake. They’re posers trying to be sophisticated and unique, not like other girls. They pretend to only like stuff they think will make them sound cool when they talk about it. They want to act like they know something you don’t, and they want attention for it.
By definition, if you genuinely enjoy something, you can’t be pretentious. If it resonates with you, and you analyze it, and you don’t care what people think, that’s the polar opposite, actually. If you love obscure experimental prog music, if you watch underground high concept indie films through English teacher eyes, if you spend hours in a modern art museum reading each piece as a vessel for storytelling, if your backpack’s full of poetry books that inspire you, if you play underrated games that were someone’s passion project, if you have an interest in studying the classics or the masters, you are not pretentious.
Of course, some people just don’t like some stuff, and that’s fine, but that’s not what this is about. Don’t let anti-intellectuals shame you for enjoying things just because your interests are inaccessible to them, because they refuse to be brave and put effort into critical thinking. You’re not stuck up for refusing to overlook the craft of artists.
#anti intellectualism#media#movies#books#music#critical thinking#my friend who primarily listens to one very popular band once said that people who listen to obscure music are annoying and pretentious#which rubbed me the wrong way because 1 she knows that I listen to obscure music and 2 it’s such a cowardly consumerist take. anyone can#make music and hey a lot of the people who do make GOOD music. and this goes for all *obscure* media#this post was mostly inspired by people talking about Barbie and those anti pick me girls like the pick nobody girls who insist thinking is#for boys and having fun with an empty brain is for girls. Greta gerwig is an artist. I haven’t seen the movie yet but I know it has a deeper#message than haha cute pink! I’ve seen the summaries about the true meaning. the pinkness and popularity doesn’t negate the narritive.#though in the notes I saw a lot of tumblristas comunistas shitting on the film for being one big ad that people *fell for* which tbh is#tbh almost as anti-intellectual. don’t get me wrong they milked this film to sell hella shit but I don’t believe kids who play with dolls#are the target audience as these people claim. Barbie is a culturally iconic symbol almost archetypical of societal expectations for women#you say barbie people think unblinking perfect plastic pink girly. reminds me of the poem The Last Mojave Indian Barbie. yeah yeah you all#hate brands but this one carries undeniable significance and makes for a powerful literary device. it’s been used many times before#sorry for writing a tag essay about a film I haven’t even seen but I’m tired of internet people focusing so much on proving others wrong#that they end up oversimplifying everything just as much as the other person. god I saw people doing this to Nimona saying transphobes were#looking too deep into her character and they’re reactionary clowns for making that jump. like for once the transphobes are right. she is#trans. it’s a queer story. and irl the first people who notice queerness are the bigots who can tell you’re different. sick owns telling#them the story’s not that deep is harmful and it’s like they’re ignoring the real message on purpose. okay enough rambling hehe! thanks#barbie#nimona
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fragmentedblade · 7 days
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"Though I don't know exactly what you are or what you're up to... My bullets will find you — until then, you best find a casket store in Penacony, and ask the owner to reserve a good quality casket for you, imposter!"
Hardly could get more Western film than this
#That one scene in A Fistful of Dollars#The casket maker doesn't appear that way in Yojimbo if I recall#I love those films so much#Boothill has such a... soft youthful voice? I didn't recognise him at first. His voice is beautiful though#I talk too much#Boothill#The way he awkwardly laughs a little and asks almost shy 'Did I make a mistake?' lmao#I was wondering how he got her number and she gave it to him but gave him Black Swan's?#Or was Black Swan talking about Constance when she mentioned that 'she' who gave Boothill her whereabouts? Or someone else altogether?#He was kind of cute with that 'Did I make a mistake?' haha#'get that forehead clean and wait for me' this man is hilarious and has watched far too many movies xD#'are you asking me to write your will? Sure‚ go ahead' omg stop hahahahaha#'Not quite' responds Black Swan. Truly an elegant lady. I would have mocked him to no end#Hilarious too the idea or possibility of her apparently clocking him by the way he talks#'She's clearly not a Pathstrider of The Hunt. But you are‚ aren't you?'#Of course it could be context but it'd be funny if simplistic perhaps to think it's his manner of speaking lol#'go buy a bottle of Asdana's White Oak and warm it up‚ and I'll raise a glass to you' this man is hilarious and would be unbearable irl xD#I love the idea of an Emanator of Nihility existing despite the impossible. It seems very fitting#Also‚ unrelated‚ but I love Aventurine's little whimpers before his 'Didn't think you'd have the nerve to show yourself'#When Ratio claims he 'is the manager of this task' does he mean as undertaker or something real in the mission?#When he says Aventurine won't be seeing the Strategic Investment Department because he's the manager#did Ratio mean he will be the one dealing with the funeral or that there won't be a funeral at all because he's in charge?#I found this confusing
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Goddddd this dumb game, this dumb character, I'm so insane about him that I actually made a blog so I can stop constantly spamming reddit with my screenshots of my MC with him, HELP LOL
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thingswhatareawesome · 7 months
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#lol i see the jealous caelus art and it's too cute#but i can see why he would be ^^;#the danheng/trl tag on ao3 is still ahead of the danheng/jingyuan tag but jingheng has gained a lot#it used to be like 1/3 of dancae but now it's almost half it's getting a lot of new content#i feel bad for caelus he's starting to not get written about as much the trl in general i mean#like the jingheng tag is 418 and jingcae is stalled at 47 SO MUCH FEWER :(#and i bet we'll see a time where the jingheng tag exceeds the danheng/trl one#going back in old bookmarks there used to be SO much better fic quality for dancae#but i hate to say it most of the better writers i think have gone on to liking danheng with others :/#which is kind of sad bc i love that pairing so much but there's just not that much fic happening and it's not as good as it used to be#and ofc no one ever wrote my ot3#i'm glad for the occasional art but dang i wish there was stuff to read#ugh i just read stats for a pairing i dislike and the numbers piss me off and make me sad#bc it's just like the pairing i hated when i was into vtrn where it's not based out of anything not out of chemistry or interactions#just shit fan hcs that somehow explode even though it's based on literally nothing actually real in story or lore#wow and i think ship i dislike has just destroyed the jingren tag like there's almost nothing for it anymore and there used to be so much#i really dislike how x ship has become the klnc of sr :/#anyway it's just sad that caelus gets no love from fans in the writing department :/
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da-proti-toku-grem · 9 days
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will some 1.5k tooth rotting fluff bojure fic make up for almost one month of not posting anything 👉👈
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sonknuxadow · 1 year
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im not super into shipping sonic characters these days despite what my url might lead you to believe. like dont get me wrong theres ships i like but shipping is not a very high priority for me and the list of ships i actually really like is very short. However. i still think the idea of sonics rivals who are around the same age as him all secretly (or not so secretly) having a crush on him and not knowing what to do about it is sooo funny
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andragoras-in-vanity · 2 months
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sunshades · 4 months
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How do longfic writers like. Do it. Like this shit is NOT a longfic and it's already driving me insane. How do some people churn out 100ks on the reg
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i crave to be loved so badly but i am so scared of it, maybe even find myself undeserving or not capable of receiving it,
i wrote a self insert character who gets into a relationship with a character who loves so entirely with such devotion and yet find myself unable to write a story where that character does love my s/i enough, the way he has loved other characters in the past. what the hell is that about?
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apoapsis · 1 year
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low energy atm, but please like this if we don’t have an active thread and you would like to plot one!
multimuses specify muse in tags
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chesthighwater · 11 months
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diversity win! local exiled retired old men have cringefail marriage<3
EDIT: it's up now!! check it out
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missgallavjch · 1 year
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when i see people discuss gay animanga ships they hardly ever mention eremin from aot :( i don't get why they're so unpopular
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kaeyachi · 1 year
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hsr spoilers in the tags!
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paintedvanilla · 2 years
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daily affirmation: being mean to someone who was absolutely horrible to me on more than one occasion is not only ok to do, I should be given $6,000 to do it
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