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qiinamii · 10 months
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wanderer day <3
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rileyclaw · 1 year
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you know how everything is like a hundred times funnier when you're not allowed to laugh??
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wickcipher · 5 months
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He knows what he said.
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aae-tuu · 6 months
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Gojo Satoru being the most annoying out of pocket boyfriend with zero boundaries is something I live for
Imagine you’re eating a pastry
and you bite off a piece and he sees you eating and comes over to you. once he’s near you he opens his mouth and you’re thinking to yourself
‘Maybe he wants me to feed it to him…’
like a normal person
except Gojo isn’t normal
“Do you want a piece?” You ask him as you chew your pastry.
he nods and with the most serious look on his face, he says the next sentence
“I want the piece that’s in your mouth.”
you pause as you slowly turn to look at him.
“huh?”
“I want you to bird feed it to me”
“.… what.”
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yourgoodboybaby · 20 days
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Being a faggot really is the best because you get to go on long walks smoking blunts through graveyards at night stopping to push each other up against trees and grope each other and bite each other and grab each other's jaws and whimper when we blow smoke in each other's mouths and one of you gets laid out against a headstone with hands shoved in your pants while the other whispers sin into your ear as you give the dead a show that will make them claw their way out of their graves to join the fun
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chocoarts01 · 3 months
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✨Get shit on Casey✨
I forgot to post this on my other platforms, but here it issss. Gotta lovingly bully 03’ Casey💖💖💖
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matchstique · 8 months
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Going through Twitter and deleting all the arts. So they are gonna trickle here. I will make sure not to spam 👍
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cryoud · 1 year
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Gonna be real with you chief, I don’t think you’re crediting them
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dsybouquet · 4 months
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mdni ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
ellie and you both working from home on a rainy day. you were sat on the dinner table and ellie had moved her laptop to her couch.
you were beyond tired, tired of the endless tasks you had on your plate at least. the annoyed sighs and aggressive taps on your keyboard caught ellies attention. you just tend to get so pissed off by work.
she looked at you with her curious green eyes before putting her laptop to side and getting up from the couch. with slow steps, she walked towards your place, watching you hold your head in despair.
“all good baby?” she asked in a voice that made you push your thighs together. “what’s wrong, my love?”
“nothing is working and i am losing my mind over this review. why can’t the team just work accordingly?” you groaned in despair, letting your head rest on your hands.
ellie slipped behind you so she could lean against the back of your chair with you between her legs. her hands traveled underneath your shirt, touching your skin ever so slightly.
“why? whats not working?” she whispered against your neck, kissing it softly.
“everything.” you sighed, giving in to her soft and gentle touch.
“aww baby. you want to show me what’s not working? maybe i can fix it.”
the way she spoke made you go crazy, feral almost. her hands traveled into your sweatpants and pushed your panty aside, playing around with the fabric. you gasped as her hands were cold, but you leaned into her further.
“my brain. that’s not working.”
ellie kept on kissing your neck, her fingers playing around on your sweet spot while she smiled against your skin.
“that i can fuck out of you.”
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petrorabbit · 1 year
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The first time Damian calls Tim his brother is when Tim is beating his ass at Mario Party and after Tim steals yet another star Damian throws his controller down and yells, "I am your BABY BROTHER!"
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swiftmitsu · 29 days
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killer has issues maybe.
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mugwot · 3 months
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travel troubles
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eloquent-edits · 1 month
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🗡️ “I can assure you, we are just friends.”
definitely not something that’s a little more than friends 🗡️ friends with benefits prompts 🗡️ 18+ prompts
While Person A is chatting with their friends, Person B sidles up to A and subtly trails a finger up their spine (does A stutter? go completely silent at the electricity going through their body? start to get red but manage to keep their composure? TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS)
B begs A to not leave any marks because they just can’t let this secret get out
For that beach episode: A takes off their shirt, exposing scratch marks from a recent session… B hides a sly grin as A is questioned about who they’re with
A is very physically affectionate in general, but has fallen into the habit of only bothering B in public with it
^ A wants to interact with B in many ways and just ends up biting their arm jokingly to satiate that desire (yes, their friends think this is weird)
B needs to be held accountable for finishing their work, so A comes over to hang out… they do not get work done for a while
At a party, B can’t help but feel a twinge of jealousy when they spot A flirting with someone
A’s childhood friend is in town and A is super excited to have them meet B (B is quietly panicking over making a good impression and wondering what A has said about them)
A and B are in the same anatomy class and they spend a lot of time studying together (A is most certainly a hands-on learner hehehehe)
“Is that B’s shirt?” “What? Oh, uh, yes… My shirt got dirty the last time I was over there so they’re washing mine for me.”
“Is that A’s shirt?” “Yes. What about it?” “…Does A know you have their shirt?” “Nope!”
They really only planned on the midnight rendezvous, not falling asleep afterwards, so A and B go get morning coffee together (they are both very grumpy but still enjoying each other’s company)
Inside jokes during sexy times bleed into their normal banter, leading to some questionable looks from their friends
A gets a little drunk and B expects them to slip up and expose their true relationship, but instead A is very wholesome and remains steadfast on their boundaries; B is so proud of them for this
B is desperately trying to get something off their mind, so A offers a distraction for the night… it’s Mario Kart and whoever loses owes the other a favor
Any of their plans to go out have to include wiggle room in case they get preoccupied (soon it’s not just B that’s always late to events)
While their friends are occupied in another room, A and B intertwine their bodies and try to stay quiet—key word here is TRY
“I bet A would really like [insert kink here]…” “Nah, they’re not really into that.” “How the fuck do you know that?”
All their friends take the BDSM test as a joke and A and B secretly take notes on what the other person likes/dislikes to make the benefits side better
If given the choice, A will always pick the seat next to B so they can tease them under the table
During a passionate session, A accidentally draws blood while gripping B’s back (A apologizes over and over while tending to B, who just has a shit-eating grin the whole time)
Whenever B cracks yet another terrible joke, A has to refrain from kissing it off their face
A and B take a break from the benefits whenever one of them wants to pursue someone else (your characters can have healthy boundaries and communication!!! I am BEGGING y’all to write characters that actually communicate with each other)
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werecreature-addicted · 6 months
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Werewolf boyfriend who comes to bed late and noses at the blankets and covers pushing them aside until he presses his cold wet muzzle against your skin, then he curls up in the hallow of your body. It wakes you up every time but it’s cute so you’ll let it slide.
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celestial-artisan · 2 months
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Alastor: What are the disadvantages of eating a clock? Vox: ...Everything. Alastor: It's time-consuming! Vox: Satan I thought you had some depression era and ate a whole pocket watch. Alastor: Alastor: Who said I didn't?
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that-bitch-kat3 · 9 months
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me listening to my own playlist: whoever made this is a fucking genius
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