on that note, if any of you write a fic based around the movie, please let me know because I will cry with joy. thank you.
my brain at 3 am: what if mordecai wasn’t an only child this whole time and he actually had a little sister who died in a tragic accident and hes just been trying to get a girlfriend this whole time because his sister had always wanted a sister-in-law and
cordelia and james getting ready for their wedding
Iwai: You should be greatful.
My mind: *dirty, dirty thoughts*.
Monroe @ Europe: u can fuck off from the Americas
US in 1890s: *imperialize Philippines, Guam, Puerto Rico, and Hawaii*
Monroe in heaven:
OMG I forgot something
I also write for the Outlast characters!!! Dnwjdnejfjejjd
- Miles Upshur
- Chris Walker
- Richard Trager
- Waylon Park
- Jeremy Blaire
- Eddie Gluskin
- Frank Manera
- The Twins
- The Walrider
- Blake Langermann
- Lynn Langermann
- Whoever yall want tbh
i walk up to your house. i am trapped behind a fence. i just want to sell you things. i have a lilac in my backpack for you. three emeralds and it’s yours. my llamas are baa-ing. i have a family to feed. there is a creeper behind me. there is a creeper behind me. you are trading with me! i am punched to death. i poof away. i am a wandering villager.
The Finale as IASIP memes
The Primes board the ship. Russell was not chill.
Russell killed some people. Clarke killed some people. Madi was demon possessed. Clarke’s solution to that was to pull a gun on herself so Madi would fight the demon harder and it somehow seemed to work.
Meanwhile, back on the ground Murphy had a plan to save his friends
Gabriel talks them all into a different plan
So Murphy and Gabriel head to the epicenter of cult reeducation. The chief brainwasher rejects their plan
Russell and Shinheda did some conspiring and we were given hints Shinheda isn’t really gone. Shin-Russell:
There was fire and fighting and it was all as fine as anything ever is on this show. Then the ship landed and there was a lot of hugging because most people weren’t dead but some were and it was sad.
Octavia, Gabriel, Bellamy and Echo then used the universe’s oldest touch tone phone to order an anomaly for delivery from the phone number tattooed on Octavia’s back.
Their order was botched and they got a stabby, tattooed young adult instead. And the story ended with a Bellamy chock full of angst and confusion, aka in his natural state.
anime funnyblogging civil war:hxh v naruto
don’t mind me, I’m just over here playing myself like a goddamn fool.
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Ino: I didn’t even need to scramble Sakura’s brains it was already a mess when i got there
Shikamaru and Choji: please for once can we eat bbq and not talk about Sakura
The games news youtubers:
Cyberpunk 2077 Lets You Customize Your Junk!!!
Those of us who’ve played Saints Row:
AU where character has a parent who is a little tooooo strict and have cameras in their room to make sure there’s not ”bad things” happening with person of opposite gender.
But then character has over their friend of same gender. Parent doesn’t think anything of it until they see character and friend kiss…!!
Jimin brushes his hair back as you suck on him. “Yes princess so good” you feel it pulse inside of your mouth. Jimin pulls out of your mouth for a moment “sit on my face, need to eat you out before I cum baby” he licks his lips looking down at you. The idea of you sitting on his face causes his whole body to shiver. He needed you, and now.
what are the qualifications for daddy issues?? i might qualify but would like to be sure