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nanaslutt · 2 months
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asking jjk men if you can hold their 🍆 while they pee
ʚ incl: geto, gojo, nanami, toji, sukuna, ino
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ʚ cont: suggestiveness, crack
MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI
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woodrocko · 5 months
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@tdutb you gave me a new headcanon
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geeist · 23 days
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Daphne celebrating april first with Ree :3
@skullkxd
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catfoodsminmo · 9 months
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use a photo on your phone camera roll and write a quick scene/hc for it
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Sam leaned back against the Impala, itching blood out of his hair as Dean lit the pile of bodies. Whole nest of vamps, none of them had been interested in going peacefully. The gash on his arm stung as he flexed, one of them had gotten in a shit good swing with a busted board.
Dean came after a few minutes, lit from behind by the glow, an orange offset to the deep lavender twilight. "Whatcha lookin at? Thought I said to start the car." He sounded annoyed as he said it.
Sam directed a nod up at the clouds, painted pink and purple as the sun was finishing setting. "Makes all this feel worth it, seeing something that pretty," he said before passing it off with a shrug as he dropped his hand away from his hair. "I guess. Anyway, lets go."
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nikaidou-stan · 1 year
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What job i think the characters would have if they werent shogi players/confectioners/whatever
rei gets some fuckass boring 9-5 job (like an accountant lmao) but he ends up being the office floormat and having to do everything nobody ever wants to do like making coffee and emptying ashtrays. every day he wakes up and prays to a picture of the narrator from fight club his office explodes and his boss goes to hell. amen
nikaidou is filthy rich so he doesn't need a job, but he starts working some minimum-wage job for shits and giggles just to get fired two days later bc he talks too much with the costumers and never gets anything done. he never brings it up again
hina's done literally every part-time job you can think of, from scrubbing floors at the nearest cafè to doing story time for kids at the local library to delivering journals at 5:30 am; she does tarot readings for her classmates as well
akari's in the same situation as hina but worse; it'd be really funny if she was like, floormat #2 in rei's office, but at least she gets treated slightly better bc of her good looks. in her free time (so never) she volunteers at a nursing home, she now has an entire mob of grannies and grandpas who shower her in little gifts and compliments everytime she comes around (also she's become a god at knitting and she's a loyal soldier in the feud against a rival knitting club)
shimada is (obviously) the dilf literature teacher everybody's got a crush on, not because he's hot (he is but thats not the point) but because he treats his students equally and with respect. he's had more than one of his pupils confide that they see him as a father figure (he's also one of those teachers who fully bend over the desk of whoever they're helping, like cmon stop being a whore for one minute)
shigeta works as the mascot of the local chuck e cheese and hates every minute of it
kyouko also canonically takes lots of odd jobs, so i've made a list bc i love lists ok dont judge me
mcdonalds cashier, fired for calling a customer's child "little cunt"(to this date nobody knows what the child said/did to elicit such a reaction)
auctioneer at a local farming fair, she sold a horse once and hasn't stopped laughing since
somehow she joined akari's rival knitting circle to start drama
social media manager for some random celebrity, fired for defamation against said celebrity's colleagues (she probably ruined a few friendships but who cares lmao)
being a hater is a full-time job, what more would you want from her
matsumoto is a line cook for a restaurant that's a front for the mob. he is also in one of akari's knitting circles. he does everyone's taxes as well. no one knows how he is capable of this, but everything always checks out and they just wouldn't have done it otherwise so. whatever
gotou's full-time job is calling rei a faggot on facebook using burner profiles
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I'm reading GOOMT rn and every time I saw a reference to 'the author' I thought it was a self insert. Then I remembered that Harry is an author. I was so confused for about a third of the story till it clicked.
hi there! thank you much for sending me this ask 🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏💖💖💖 and thank you SOO MUCH for reading GOOMT!!!! i hope you've been having fun and getting a kick out of it :3c
and you know, now that you mention it................. i suppose there are two types of authors when it comes to GOOMT. so i thought it wouldn't be such a half-bad idea to whip up a handy-dandy reference sheet in just in case there is ever any doubt about who "the author" descriptor refers to and the connotations involved. :3c sooo here we are!!: how to use "the author" descriptor correctly in GOOMT, vs how NOT to use it oh mhy god the. power the power thE POWER THE POWER TH E
P O W E R
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--- hahahahaaaaaa so yeah!! i hope that helps!! :)!! thank u so much for reading GOOMT and i hope SOOOO much that you are enjoying it, and continue to!!! see u in the next chapter ;)c
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...... >:3c!!!!!!
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redlegend-a · 1 year
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“Rules”: repost with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc. If you fail to achieve some of the facts, feel free to add some other of your own! When you’re done, tag 15 other people to do the same!  
tagging: if you play dnd with me you’re tagged
B A S I C S
Name: Red Age:  28 Birthdate: 26.07.1996 Species: Human  Gender: NB Masc Orientation: Bisexual Profession: Crematory Assistant / Battle Tree Manager
P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S
Hair:  Black with a sort of purple sheen on good days. Feathery ends, tough texture roots. Eyes: Dark brown/Black. Extremely intense gaze/glare. Skin: Scarred to hell, olive tone skin. Height: 6′0′’ / 182 cm Weight: 175 lbs / 79kg
F A M I L Y
Siblings: None, Parents:  Jae-in Cho Yung (Yanmei), Dominico Sakaki Grandparents: Dr. Yukinari Ohkido (in-law), and I guess Kikuko (Agatha) once removed in law.  Other Relatives: Green Ohkido ( @oukido) Husband, Daisy Ohkido (sister in law), Giovanni Sakaki  @tohjofallsexile  Uncle, @missingstarter Silver Sakaki cousin, @darkestaken​ Streli cousin Any Pets? Partners: A LOT of pokémon.
S K I L L S
Survivalist
Perception/Observation
Reading People
Repair Skills
Pokémon Syncing
T R A I T S
—— Positive ——
Grounded, Powerful, Calm, Determined, Loyal, Brave, Proactive, Charismatic, Humorous
—— Negative ——
Scathing, Prone to Deep Anger, Tunnel Vision, Blunt, Brutal, Dangerous
L I K E S
Colors: RED. Yellow, Silver Smells: Rich food smells, ozone, rain, old wood, snow Textures: Rough leather. Carding fingers through hair. Snow. Thick Broth, Grout mix, fur, bumpy scales. Drinks: Black Tea, that one convivence store pop that absolutely bangs.
O T H E R D E T A I L S
Smokes?: Socially. Isn’t a huge fan. Drugs:  Got drugged once. Will take blunts from Green. Driver License: He keeps fucking driving without a license. Been Arrested?: Yes. Lmao. His alibi was that he was fucking Green. It worked.
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heyhopperart · 2 years
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Prompt:
"6 characters I relate to, but won't tell you why"
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artkaninchenbau · 3 months
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
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Bonus:
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keymintt · 8 months
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a comic/zine about coyotes
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nessieartss · 4 months
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Another sibling au featuring megumi (they finally met and sukuna already made yuuji cringed)
Also happy new year!
Part 1 | Part 3
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woodrocko · 5 months
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BEANIE ROOTFLOWER AU
So in this au, beanie was overtaken by a rootflower. A rootflower is a flower that appears on “living plants” which is the plant that appears on beanie. The rootflower creates roots that dig into the target, further spreading more plants. Beanie has experienced being taken by the rootflower, but she received immediate help from a friend by having it surgically removed and she had to wear an eyepatch for a week (not actually, just in the lore). The way you can prevent rootflowers growing is by spraying the living-plant with antidote, or if the plant has found a host, they must eat a pill. The effect from the spray/pill lasts for 2 months. Beanie forgot to take the pill, and when she realized, it was too late. The rootflower started out small and gradually starts getting bigger and more painful. If the host doesn’t get help in time, the flower will already be deep enough and reach the heart of the host and if there is an attempt removing it, the host will die. If the host doesn’t have a heart, the roots will entirely fill the host’s body and will be stuck. Beanie didn’t receive help fast enough and the roots managed to get to her heart.
<IMAGE DOWN BELOW>
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crows-home · 10 months
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more funny things that happened on my first watch of nimona
ID by @peachygos
[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawn panels of two people on a couch, one wearing a cap and the other glasses. First is Ballister kneeling in front of the Queen, as she says "Congratulations, Sir Boldheart." Cap says, "OK!! Calling it right now! Queen's gonna die & they're gonna think he did it." Glasses says, "You think?" Cap continues, "Yup! Said in the summary that he's accused of a tragedy. They're gonna find her stabbed w/ his sword by the morning. Maybe during a party or smth." Glasses says, "Hm... Maybe-"
The second image shows just the two on the couch, washed in green light from the screen as the Queen dies. They look at the screen in gaping shock, then at each other.
The next screenshot is of Ballister clutching at his shoulder with a grunt of pain. Both people lean forward in focus. Glasses says, "Wait- did he cut off his whole arm-?" Cap says, "No! Nah, he just knocked the sword out of his hand, I think. Maybe his shoulder got hurt & he's holding his arm back?" Glasses says, "Dude I don't think-"
The final screenshot is a continuation of the previous shot, the camera zooming out to show Ballister clutching his shoulder, and his severed arm laying in the foreground. Both characters silently watch the screen in shock. Glasses gasps and covers their mouth with their hand. /end ID]
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sylvansleuth · 2 months
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Goose egg number two, "Yes or No" ain't got shit on me, baby! Let's go!
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dilfbuck · 3 months
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evan buckley + shitposts
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