#this was something i just tweeted

[ashipwreckcoast]

#twitter #gender #this tweet makes me laugh every time i see it #because like two months before top surgery i bought a crop top at target #and i just couldn’t bring myself to wear it before top surgery #but AFTER??? #every fucking day #as if it was the only shirt i had #after i was allowed to wear something besides the button ups obvs

[financeprincess]

don't let your priorities get out of whack. don't go out and buy luxury items or a fancy new car if you have other things to do like make sure your health is right (regular checkups, full panel bloodwork, the dentist, etc.), getting your dream body, paying off high interest debt, working on your career and education, and investing aggressively (especially if you're in your 20s, this is the best decade for compound growth). it's very tempting to buy things for instant gratification (speaking from personal experience!) but the joy you feel doesn't last long. If I could do it again, I would use big ticket items like bags, nice clothes, silk scarves, huge extravagant trips, cars, jewelry, etc. as a reward for when I hit other milestones, such as graduating college, getting a job that skyrockets your income, hitting a certain number in investment accounts or business profits, hitting your goal weight, etc. and trust me, you will value it a lot more when you have put in the work to set yourself up for success.

#saw a tweet once that said something like “why do you have a louis bag if you have cavities” #kind of harsh but really stuck with me #if I have $2k to spend on a Louis Pochette I'm just gonna put it in my IRA honestly... #and see if I can find a way to get someone else to buy it for me lol

[jvlianbashir]

"the creator said in a reddit thread -" "the official twitter account posted that -" "the actors confirmed in a livestream that -"

i don't care and that's not real to me. put it in the text.

#for fun stuff like 'this character's favorite food is meatballs' im like cool but for worldbuilding and stuff? nah #i do understand some nuance with writers or w/e who were held back by corporate teams on confirming a character is gay or something #and wanting to talk about their hopes and intentions #but this is rly about the opposite with creative teams wanting the points for diversity or plot choices #or world building without putting it in the actual story #esp if its bc they just didn't want to piss off bigots or can't write well #sw giving backstory on the sith fleet situation in a TWEET will always be infamous to me #not st #doctor's log

[sepia-stained-sunset]

All of Young Justice has a running joke where they address each other with the softest, mushiest terms of endearment (and totally mean them as well) and it stuns the fuck out of the Batfam that Tim, the guy who wouldn't talk to anyone for a day after calling Bruce 'dad' out loud, is so willing to proclaim Anita his soulmate and call Bart the love of his life whenever he introduces him to anyone

#i just think it would be something they'd do #plus as a bonus they'd mess with everyone else's minds because wait are they all dating? are they all really close friends?? #the real answer being they don't know either #anyways. cute nicknames in sappy tone of voice by YJ send tweet #young justice #young justice headcanon #young justice tim drake #tim drake #anita fite #bart allen #cassie sandsmark #kon el kent #cissie king jones

[bixels]

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

#saw people posting my designs to put down other artists' designs saying that i'm the “correct way” of doing things #don't do that #i don't give a SHIT if people are redesigning these HORSES to be fat or “”“ugly”“” people they're all valid #this whole thing is so dumb just say “i don't like the art style” and move on #“hey op i spent 4 hours of time and effort to redraw your shitty redesign and show you how it's really done” you're fucking weird #you know that right? dedicating that much time to cash in on a hate trend when you could be creating something unique and original with lov #your insistence that human redesigns need to be attractive and symmetrical and anything deviating that is woke psy-op brainwashing #is fucking weird. saw an entire tweet reposting my designs listing off how i “got it right.” bullet point: “looks like real people” #the black fat pinkie design with braces that went viral looks more like a real person than any of my designs you asshole #or maybe you spent too much time in high school bullying people who look like that to notice #personal #delete later #do not use my art to belittle artists who've done nothing wrong this legit made me really angry today

[denkies]

Sooo... how did everyone like episode 3

#the joke is that he was right! king of manifesting the delusions #disgruntled bc two of the akutagawa death memes i had prepared require his last smile to atsushi. so i have to wait another week #which. UGHHHHH #anyway i WAS going to make this into a proper fake tweet. but there's something so funny about just covering up the original text #does this count as spoilers..? #like do anime onlys realize that he had his carotid artery severed and there is literally no saving him #like he bled out and died after 10-15 seconds #anyway. teehee! (curled up in fetal position sobbing) #bsd 5 #bsd 5 spoilers #bungou stray dogs 5 #bungou stray dogs season 5 #bsd #bungou stray dogs #nakajima atsushi #akutagawa ryuunosuke #shin soukoku #sskk #bsd memes #bungou stray dogs season 5 spoilers #a.txt

[nilesmoon]

do casual paralive fans even know that characters have twitter beef. kanata has allen blocked. both cozmez twins have zen blocked. kantaro has an alt where he vents and shit talks other characters. kenta has a parasocial relationship with ryu, they're not even mutuals. the only person kanata & nayuta follow (other than each other) is shiki

#the last two is not beef i just think they're cute as hell #ESPECIALLY KENTA ONE. silly little guy #ngl the only reason why i want a tcw gklk meeting to happen is for kenta to meet ryu oh it'd be so funny #Oh and my personal fave is whenever dongha tweets something chungsung is on that shit IMMEDIATELY. Within 3 seconds it's liked & rted #Paradox live #nile talks

[prettyvixenavenue]

#me downloading my twitter archive just in case something like this happen #i highly doubt twitter will go away forever but i do feel like it could be down for some time #twitter #tweets #myuploads

[toodrunktofindaurl]

when i re-transition back to tumblr fully, what then

#i think i'd be insufferable #there is Something about this website that just makes me shitpost #a lot more often #than on twitter #also i write like i'm writing tweets on priv dfjdfg #WHICH IS NOT A GOOD THING

[arieava]

despair.mp4

#.txt #qsmp #and now tubbo's planning lore and tweeting in code. the domino effect of quackity being a little shit <3 #also the way he pauses and does something before putting his head back in his hands makes it look like he's the one putting on the song #which is just a little coincidence but i thought it was fun <3 he mightve played sad music idk. if he did it wasn't in the vod

[captainsjack]

in the next mission impossible movie there better be a scene where the one (1) female agent they have has to seduce/flirt with a guy to get information out of him except when she tries, he makes it clear he’s not interested and says something implying he’s gay. so she walks away and into the comms tells the team it didn’t work because “i’m not his type.” then we get semi-frustrated team members telling her “well then become his type, we need the info” etc only for her to interrupt with “i think one of you boys will have a better chance.” then the comms go silent and it cuts to each team member’s reaction of “😳” and the “oh”s as they realize he’s gay. except when it cuts to ethan’s reaction, he’s already sauntering over to the guy and we just hear him say “i’m on it” and then we get scenes of ethan seducing the bad guy and he gets to gay kiss him. if this doesn’t happen i will riot

#ethan not even being phased and being so READY to go flirt with a guy for info lives in my brain rent free #his lil gay saunter over there too #i love my bisexual himbo #i also think they need to do this because every fucking time there is ONE femal agent and no more #and there’s always a scene where she has to seduce someone #it drives me insane #this is such a perfect solution #ik this would’ve worked better in the earlier movies during the 90s & 2000s when it was common for people to be like #‘gay??’👀 and not. fucking 2023 or whatever but STILL #it would be SO FUNNY #they could also switch it a bit and have the team totally unphased and when the femal agent says he’s gay someone else on the team just #immediately is like ‘ethan?’ and then ethan’s already going over and says ‘already on it’ #or something like that where they had the back up plan in case he was gay #idk both are good #mines funnier though #anyway i’ll tweet time cruise if this doesn’t happen in 7 i s2g #mission impossible #ethan hunt #*

[musubiki]

feed him

#the cat witchs guild #the misc adventures of mochi and lime #tcwg #tmaomal #lime #art #ocs #original #the target audience of mochi thighs #i tweeted that and someone just commented -lime #and im like FOR REAL HE WOULD #anyway. hes ready #i forgot his gloves i knew i missed something #i was drawing it thinking (somehow theres not enough black on his outfit) and im only now realizing #maybe the gloves come off for mochi thigh preperation

[thelaurenshippen]

cw: harry potter, jk rowling, transphobia

I occasionally see posts/get messages about the various harry potter references in the bright sessions, etc. and I've gotten a bunch of new followers recently so just so any new/younger listeners of my shows know:

jk rowling is a terrible transphobe whom I hold zero respect for and I haven't given a dime of my money to her since she revealed who she truly is. I want the whole bright universe to be a safe space for trans people (including the trans folks in our cast and crew!) and if I could go back and remove those references, I would. but I can't! harry potter was an extremely significant part of my life until...well, until it became very clear who she really was. it makes me so sad to think that folks might be finding TBS now and get thrown out of the story by these references, but just know that the people who made the show do not stand by jk, and that in many ways, the show is a product of its time.

#the bright sessions #harry potter #jk rowling #transphobia #I know there's PLENTY to say about the bigotry in the actual books and I think there's a lot of merit to those criticisms #and I'll own to choosing not to see some of that stuff before all this went down bc the books were meaningful to me #(this is not HP specific - another beloved childhood book series that was EVEN more formative to me growing up) #(is also something I've grappled with in recent years bc I think the author is actually probably wildly misogynistic) #(even though he's never behaved badly (far as I know) in his public life - there's stuff in the text) #BUT ANYWAY #it can be so hard to remember that we didn't have ANY inkling of her bigotry in this regard until 2018 #all of the original run of TBS was written before that #and I'll admit I gave jk the benefit of the doubt in 2018 re: her liking that tweet! I wanted to give her a chance to learn and grow #and she did....not do that #but TAMA was written in that little grace period #and then a few references in TCT were taken out during recording bc june of 2020 was when she really started to go mask off #and so we were making changes in real time #we didn't know what to do about quidditch #bc we were like 'this is a sport that people play in college and it's just called that?' #'and it's already canon that caleb plays?' #and it wasn't called quadball yet #anyway not trying to make excuses! #just know that none of those references were put in with any malice #and I guess I *could* go back and rerecord all those lines and replace them #but I know enough about my original audio engineering to know that it woudl be VERY hard to make it sound natural #and idk I do think there's something to be said for not covering up errors in old work #I'm not going to try to pretend HP wasn't important to me #EDIT: I've turned off reblogs for this post #also this is not me trying to tell other people how to approach their own HP fandom #fanworks especially - there's no benefiting jo in that - and I think it's totally legit for ppl to want to take HP as their own!

[gayvampyr]

any sliver of a chance i had of appreciating AI has been completely decimated by this clownery

#im so sick of ai bros #you’re not an artist! you’re not fucking creative or innovative for typing words into a machine! #fuck #i mean there is something to be said about the people who developed the technology without intending for its uses becoming this catastrophic #toward artists. like there is some amount of work and creativity that goes into designing that code #but the people who just use it or understand the bare bones of the program and learn to modify it by plugging in more stolen art to train it #?? go fuck urself lol #tweets #ai art

[lsleofthelost]

descendants tweets [31/?] miscellaneous

#descendants tweets #i’m sorry i keep saying im gonna do something with plot but i can’t seem to get an idea that’ll be good as told through tweets #this is just a collection of dumb funny tweets that reminded me of them + some interactions between them #anyway tell me ur fav in the tags. mine is pirates jumping mal at 10 am #mal #evie #jay #carlos #diego #antoine #li xinyi #gil #harry #uma #jane #chad #aziz #lonnie #audrey #ben #laila.txt

[megidoreyn]

Wanted to make an homage to Kaneko's iconic SMT1 Playstation manual illustration with the SMT4 Samurai Squad--complete with a "scanned-like" quality! Also: reached 50+ followers on here the other day! Thank you so much!

💙twitter

#smt iv #smtiv #smt4 #smt 4 #smt1 #shin megami tensei #megaten #smt 1 #my fave thing was adding the halftone quality to it LOL (noticeable in fullview!) #NGL i scheduled this tweet when I was at the SMT30th concert thinking that they'd announce something pertaining to the games just to see #---how well my tweet would age LOOOL...NEEDLESS TO SAY there weren't any game announcements at the SMT concert but I still had a good time!