#this was sooo hot

[sanjithesimp]

♡ mine ft. yoongi♡

a/n: i’m so sorry i have been a little mia, but work is k^lling me and i have a writer’s block of sorts.

warnings: minors dni. (nsfw). unprotected sex. penetration. possesive! reader (kinda!).

summary: yoongi will learn his lesson.

you locked the door from his office. you could see he was nervous.

“someone could see us…or hear us?” yoongi said nervously.

“i couldn’t care less…i need you, now” you said, walking towards his desk and sitting on it, in front of him. and then you opened your legs.

he pulled the collar of his shirt. he was definitely not ready for what he was seeing.

“fuck…you’re not wearing anything..” yoongi was breathless.

“yes and?” you replied and then leaned in closer. “are you going to do something about it?” you whispered in his ear.

he didn’t hold himself back. he had you bouncing up and down his cock like there was no tomorrow.

your moans and whimpers were loud, but you couldn’t care less. you had waited for a whole week after punishing your boyfriend for being a little too flirty with his secretary.

“you’re mine, and only mine” you said, clawing your nails on his back, marking your territory on his milky skin.

you could hear him groaning as you tightened around his cock.

“fuck, baby…of course” he said, the last part coming out as a whine as you nipped his neck. his hands cupping your ass, squeezing tighter as he got closer to his orgasm.

you milked his cock until there was no drop left of cum. as you tried reaching your own high.

“i love you so much, baby” yoongi said, as his hand fondled your breasts, occasionally pinching your sensitive nipples.

you moaned his name, making him thrust deeper inside you, pushing his cum back into you until you felt the coil on your belly tightening and your vision blurry.

“fuckkk..yoon- so good” you said, resting your forehead on his, as you both recovered from your high.

#yoongi smut #agustd smut #yoongi in a suit has me on chokehold #this was sooo hot #i have been in a writers block but this idea just came out of nowhere #bts smut #bangtan smut #yoongi x reader #yoongi imagine

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts #course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism #being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍 #hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn #i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well. #obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it. #realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus #cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself #into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway. #so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation #but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct! #and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want... #best case scenario. is what i'm saying. #every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy #and it's so fucking satisfying. every day. #fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system #you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao #yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :) #aromantic #aromanticism #aro positivity #aroace #arospec #sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon #you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself. #FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better #life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not #i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace #its like enrichment for manipulative girls #also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog #she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold #i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane #azula #azula atla #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #firelord zuko #DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM #also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane

[seenfull]

"I'm just messing around, it's not like I'm into this or anything..."

#belly kink #bloating kink #burping kink #he was like. sooo in denial 🖤 #so desperate to be teased too #arching his back and holding his shirt so that it hugs his belly just right #chugging soda like another sugar rush was just what he needed #why are bad eating habits so hot... #anyway for those who dont know- this is younger (early 20s) ronnie!!! #before he started to appreciate beer more lol #ronnie reed

[unexpectedbrickattack]

your headcanon abt peppino performing while he cooks reminded me of that scene in kiki’s delivery service where the chef guy does a cool spin with baking pans solely to impress kiki’s cat

peppino’s in the kitchen with brick and he’s like check THIS out. does a sick pizza flip or smth. brick’s like :O!!!

hes so talented !

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #peppino #brick the rat #brick #arts #mine #answered #i had this on my mind ever since u first sent this #its sooo cute #hes got really REALLY good hand eye coordination and control #and he doesnt really ever get a reason to flex that heehee #hes a good juggler too; lots of nifty hand tricks #and hes good w sleight of hand stuff #hes a talented lil performer #brick is VERY entertained <3 #also i feel like its not immediately apparent #but hes working the oven for most of the day #so its just very hot in there which is why hes a little Pink

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Jazz Fenton, after years of fixing her brother’s injuries, becomes a Doctor with an inclination towards behavioral health and psychology- In order to make the difference she wants to see in the world she joins Dr. Leslie Thompkin’s practice. 

Jazz Fenton, M.D. has spent years of her life doing research, doing the hard work and the emotional labor, and finally, finally, she’s joining a practice she can feel 100% confident in. She’s goddamn good doctor and she wants to make the biggest impact that she can. 

Dr. Thompkins (who insists that she call her Leslie as they’re colleagues now), is a kind woman, sharp as a tack and keeps her practice open at odd hours to help the most unfortunate. It took some time for them to bond and trust to be built, but now Jazz is being allotted a few night shifts here and there. 

It’s incredible. Jazz gets to spend time with the kids who come in and really talk to them (in addition to getting them antibiotics, heating pads and pokemon themed bandaids) to help equip them with a few coping skills. Her passion for psychology never disappeared after all, but the expansive knowledge of how to heal the human body has made her find a sense of fulfillment like no other.

Having proven herself and worn Leslie down, Jazz now takes up about 1/3 of all the night shifts in the month. She’s hoping to get to 50/50 by the end of the year but she’s content with what she has. Danny keeps odd hours anyway so calling him after work on her walk home can happen any time of day and he will always answer enthusiastically. 

It’s a particularly busy night before he comes in. The Red Hood. 

He was known for being an ally to Leslie, despite being on contentious terms with the Bats, but Jazz had never asked directly. Never one to turn away a patient with bullet hole wounds, she hops into action to get his wounds cleaned, sewed up and gauze wrapped. She’s handing him a sheet (an Infographic! Dani made it with her! Graphic design is her passion!) on how to care for his wounds when he first seems to recognize that she’s not Leslie. 

“No, Of course not. I’m Dr. Fenton. I can’t blame you for not remembering but I did introduce myself as you bled in the entry way. You’re Red Hood, right?” 

“Hm. Didn’t realize the practice was expanding. Where can I find-” He grumbles before pushing her hand aside from where she had still been supporting his shoulder.

“Hold on there, mister. You’re going home, you’re following this infographic and you’re going to get some sleep.” 

“Lady you don’t know-” His voice modulated ton came across antagonistically. As if he was trying to intimidate her. Ha, Jazz rolls her eyes at the inclination.

“Who I’m talking to? Who I’m dealing with? You’re hilarious. I can eat you vigilante’s hero complexes for breakfast. Tell me who I’m calling to pick you up and then you can say thank you.” Jazz snaps at him. It really had been a long night but his whole dialogue thus far is making her a bit batty. 

“Oh really Doc? You know Leslie’s tough shit, and from what I can tell you’ve got nothing on her-” 

“Trying to make me feel insufficient when I just saved your life? That’s cute. I’m sure a lifetime of abandonment by both of your parental figures gave you that. I’m also sure that you inherited this desire to prove you’re not going to be dependent on anyone who wants to help from whoever got you dressing up in tights to fight crime in the first place. Again, I’d love to talk at length about how predictable you-” 

“Bwah- wait- I’m Predictable? You’re probably some nepobaby who had parents who told her she could have the world-” But Jazz cuts him off with hysterical laughter- he couldn’t be further from the truth. Her parents loved her, but nepotism? With what, the ghosts? If anything she got that from Danny, but he doesn’t need to know about her ghostly titles. 

“You’re just some guy who came back from the dead and made his trauma everyone else’s issue. So shut it. And tell me how I’m getting you home from this clinic.” She seethes though her voice stays devastatingly level with each word. 

Speechless for a moment, he eventually relents to Jazz that he’s already called for help on the comms but it will be hours before they can come for a pick up. The sun had already come up and the night had been over for most of them before Hood had walked into trouble. She groans and the realizes the time for herself and the empty clinic around them.

“Fine. My shift just ended anyway. I’ll get you home in one piece and I swear to all the ancients that you’d better follow the directions on the infographic.” 

And that’s how Jazz ended up calling her brother while supporting the weight of a grown ass man (who no longer wanted to talk to her) on her walk home. 

The next time Red Hood appears in her clinic, he’s brought a dozen roses in addition to the cut on his neck that definitely needs to be pressurized like ASAP. Did he stop for the flowers on his way to the clinic? He’s going to pass out from blood loss! She doesn’t even like roses!

#ehehehe #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #anger management #jazz fenton #jason todd #she still loves psychology but its a back pocket tool to her knowledge as an emergency medicine provider #jazz is ready to throw hands because becoming a princess during med school sucked ass #she did not have the time #but she loves and supports anything danny is doing sooo... #danny is currently attending gotham u for engineering but lives across town so they just call everyday #he sees her on her off days and always brings her tons of fast food #jason is immediately smitten with the woman put him in his place #the pit maddness was barking up a storm this entire convo but she got him home and he was like holy fuck im in love #jason todd said she saw right through me and that shit was hot #yes he totally stopped to grab (steal) flowers on his way to the clinic #dick picks him up this time. sees the flowers and is like oh cool its my turn to wingman for my lil bro #jazz is worn down by sweet gestures and the fact that hes legit so nice now when he comes into the clinic #he quotes poetry at her sometimes and she's like omg did you just make that up? she's never read poetry a day in her life #only medical textbooks and psychology papers #long post

[myartcloudsstuff]

James, Dorcas and Remus as pirates!

#Drocas is so hot #marauders #marauders fanart #hp fanart #marauders era #artists on tumblr #art #remus lupin #james potter #james is so pookie #Remus is sooo #i’m in love with them

[caliphoria17]

“Come here.”

Aaliyah x Cruz

#Fuck me this was sooo hot #Jeezus Aaliyah let me breathe #I too would go to her if she looked LIKE THAT and she looked MY WAY LIKE THAT #HOLY SHIT #Special Ops: Lioness #Special Ops: Lioness spoilers #Aaliyah x Cruz #LGBTQ+ #WLW #SOL video #SOL edit #My edit

[bigfatbreak]

Quick question! What the fuck is keeping Audrey working with Gabriel in feralnette au when its more smarter to cut all ties with him from a business perspective? Considering Gabriel lost access to high tier textiles from Amelie why would she still work with him at all

legally he's in the wrong, but socially, it wasn't hard for him to tell his social circles that Amelie was being overly-emotional, had tricked him using sentimentality, was threatening his son, etc etc. Sure, legally he was wrong. But Amelie isn't friends with his friends, so the people Gabe knew bought his depiction of his former textile supplier without even thinking twice.

#replies #remember when mcdonalds made a statement #about how whiny a woman was being. suing them because her coffee was too hot #neglecting to say that it was like a thousand degrees and severely disfigured her in a specifically horrific place #and instead played it off as: ugh sooo dramatic suing a company for the smallest thing :\ #yeah he did that lmao

[lavenderisn]

right now i wish i could kiss a butch in their cheek and be like "oh no baby i got lipstick on you!" and then i will do it again and again until they have my lipstick marks all over their face :(

#also it would be sooo hot #wlw #lesbian #femme4butch #wlw yearning #butch bait #please i need a gf so bad it's ridiculous #wlnb

[ryuubff]

more winter outfits and froggy hat sebby inspired by this post that i saw o-<-< (it's so cute)

close ups below the cut~✮!

first we have our beautiful man

and everyone's favorite trio ^_^ i didnt know whether i shld do a guinea pig or cat for abby but i went w a kitty since she wants one .. and of course puppy for sam!!

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew sebastian #stardew abigail #stardew sam #stardew robin #idk how ot draw a hat so i halfassed it #AGAIN... IDK WHY I RENDERED SEBASTIAN SO MUCH #IT WAS ANOTHER SKETCH TURNED RENDERED... #at least hes gorejougs #hes so beautiful... my husband #THEY LOOK SO COMFY AND COZY!!! #i love their silly trio sooo much #NEW PROFILE PICTURE PERHAPS....? #sebastian only looks like he has an almost mullet because the fluffy parts got squashed down by the hat OKAY #AND EVEN THEN HE'D STILL LOOK HOT WITH ONE. #god he looks so smoochable in this i swear #sdv #sdv fanart #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail #sdv sam #stardew fanart

[exdeputysonso]

Dr. Jonathan Gediman - Alien Resurrection (1997)

#brad dourif #alien resurrection #filmedit #film #myedit #gifs by sickos for sickos #feel a little bad for watching this before i've even watched 2 and 3 but in my defense he is sooo so hot #braddourif* #alien*

[rickybaby]

"Before we just tell me I’m shit, let’s at least get that sorted and put everything to bed.” 🗣️

#i opened tumblr to see daniel with full curls and beard #i open twitter and i see this quote #he has come to only serve ME this weekend!!!! #HE'S SOOOOO FUCKING DONE #SOOO FUCKING HOT OF HIM!!! #suzuka 2024 #daniel ricciardo

[spock-smokes-weed]

Since maul is such a perfectionist and needs his REVENGE on Obi-Wan to be planned out and perfect, I feel like if they ever just bumped into each other Maul wouldn’t go full feral mode

Obi-Wan would be like “oh damn I guess we gotta fight to the death now :/“ and Maul grinding his teeth like “no not today it’s not on the flow chart”

#obimaul #obi wan kenobi #darth maul #star wars #star wars the clone wars #obi-wan goes camping and finds out that maul has rented the space next to him #and is like ‘well I guess if we can’t kill each other yet do you want some hot dogs’ #and maul is so fucking pissed cus he wants to kill him so bad but he had BIG PLANS #and killing him rn would not be poetic enough #all while obi-wan is like ‘sooo is that a yes on the hot dogs???’

[corantus]

i read stop hibari kun recently <3

#stop!! hibari kun! #hibari oozora #this series is a hot mess but shes cute #i havent watched the anime but i might later... #btw i hate figuring out how to crop pics with guitars sooo much

[alissssssaka]

baby boy, baby

#the boys #hughie campbell #the boys tv #can we beat the shit out of hughie i kinda find it hot #question mark #anyway #i love drawing jack quaid's face its sooo relaxing