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deadmomjokes · 2 years
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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.
If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.
This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods
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navree · 9 months
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my adventures with superman turning deathstroke the fucking terminator into an anime twink is the single greatest thing i've seen in the history of animation i have not been able to stop laughing
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idyllcy · 2 months
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winter heatwave - zayne x reader
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"It's so hot..." You grumble, sprawled out on Zayne's couch in his office as you grumble. "Global warming my beloathed..."
Zayne swipes his hand in the air, chilly air brushing your skin as he continues at his documents.
"That's not enough, doctor." You sigh. "Can I hug a snowman?"
"The AC is on. You can only blame your body for being naturally warm."
"Well it's usually bearable because I'm cuddled with you when it's hot." You groan. "I can't believe it's supposed to be winter and it's hotter than you outside."
"That comparison doesn't work. I'm naturally cold."
"Which is why we work together so well, duh." You sit up, yawning slightly. "Can I sit on your lap?"
"That's unprofessional."
"Didn't say no." You settle yourself in his lap, lashes fluttering shut as you snuggle into the ice of his skin. Much better.
(You miss the way Zayne's face flushes pink down his neck and to his ears as you do)
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spiderfeathers · 4 months
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thinking about the pact goths while they're all off doing non-canon things. thistle is in vacation mode, chilling in the seitung garden and occasionally fighting a leviathan, alga got the prima donna collection done while also doing most of the heavy lifting for seige turtle acquisition, and howl's been achievement-hunting her way through lw1. daydreaming about the upcoming weapon proficiencies...
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i-beepoll3n-inluv · 2 years
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Man, I'm so fugging single
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canisalbus · 12 days
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Yeah sorry I drew this.
Hope you feel better soon ♡
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chipartwork · 9 months
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"Get out."
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kasirose · 10 months
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Mirror selfie malec <3
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galacticsuperstitions · 6 months
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i kept thinking about that one edgy phase Amiya post so i drew it out. when are we getting the fully black outfit for her HG
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l3viat8an · 10 months
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Levi and somniphilia is the best scenario
Like you'll both be sleeping and he'll be having spicy dream and all of a sudden his tail is slowly pushing your panties to the side and pushing in
And the best part is you'll wake up but he'll still be sleeping!!
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Taillllll tail!!! Shkshsuywjababa wjgejsgs- oh fuck his tail!
Cuddling in his bathtub always means you’re basically laying on top of Levi in your big comfy t-shirt and underwear.
Levi’s arms and tail usually wrap around you, pulling you closer in his sleep as he mumbles your name.
Slowly his tail uncurls from around your middle and snakes it’s way down your legs, sliding just the tip underneath your underwear, rubbing around almost tantalizingly slow between your folds, moving and teasing your clit.
The sudden pleasure spiking through you jerks you awake and Levi’s arms instinctively wrap tighter around you at the same moment his tail slides its way inside your eager sex earning a breathy moan form you. You bite into your lip to keep quiet.
And his tail speeds up on your clit and you can’t stop the whine of Levi’s name that slips past your lips, utter need laced into the word not that he can hear you.
His tail continues it’s work, shifting and twisting in on itself a little so the thicker part is stroking back and forth between your folds as the tip continues playing with your clit, working you closer and closer to your orgasm.
You keep your legs spread as his tail sides in and out of you, slightly increasing his pace. The thought of being so full of him and of him needing you this bad even in his sleep helps push you closer too.
You whine with need, thoughts rendering completely incoherent as your brain starts short-circuits, only able to focus on the pleasure you practically crave now~
Your back arches, which ends up urging his tail deeper inside you, and it doesn’t seem to mind, working its way and going so deep it hits that spot inside you that leaves you panting and moaning as you cum.
A louder cry of Levi’s name on your lips, has the demon jerking half awake, his tail slips out of you and he see it covered in your slick ‘n cum, “Fuck….that’s hot…” he mumbles, still mostly out of it as he presses a few hot, open mouthed kisses to your neck and cheeks. “You did so good for me…….M-MC, so good…” and Levi’s already falling back into whatever wet dream he was having.
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la-cocotte-de-paris · 10 months
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A lesson in the lustful female Gayze™: LA RELIGIEUSE / THE NUN (1966), dir. Jacques Rivette
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eskildit · 9 months
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i think a lot about hot sauce and jeannemary. two young girls so ready to kill and to die. a comparison made all the worse when you recall that hot sauce lost all her family to the cohort, that she can specifically recall fourth style necromancy (using corpses as bombs). a fourteen and thirteen year old that could easily have been on opposite sides of the same front line. 
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moonlight · 7 months
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JOSH HARTNETT AS DANNY WALKER
Pearl Harbour (2001) dir. Michael Bay
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sorio99 · 5 months
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Knowing “Nerdy Prudes Must Die” was the first idea the Lang brothers had for Hatchetfield makes the whole series so much funnier.
Like, did they know in “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” that the weirdo who demanded a hot chocolate would be the leading man of the high school horror show?
Did they know the prude they mentioned a few times would be a homophobic murderer who defiled a corpse, fucked a ghost, and became a vessel for dark lords?
Was the homeless man joke in BEFORE the recast because they were still brothers, or not?
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blackkatdraws2 · 2 days
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There are more things in the Parable than Stanley knows about. [Blank Scripts AU]
#hoh boy i was going to make a comic to introduce these monsters but#i couldnt help myself and made an animation instead#because i just think they're so neat and cool okay#yes this does have lore purposes and reasons and origins#which i.... will hopefully make a comic about soon if im not busy enough..#listen i cant for the life of me just infofump about my AU and OCs#because i just think that making actual content about my lore and stuff will not only raise the chances of people being interested#but also it will also raise my motivation to actually produce more content other than the same old recycled front-facing-profile drawings#i need to get creative with my stuff or I'll also loose interest and I DONT want that#in order to be happy with what i have i cant just think about it and expect to be given something new NOOOO i need to MAKE it ughh#i cant believe in order to get more content out of my own au i would need to draw it and feed myself ugh ugh ugh unbelievable (kidding)#but also#i wanna make a little music video or animation again for youtube#its been a hot while since ive uploaded anything in there at all#maybe an animation reel will do for now?#i hope so :(#because ive been working on expanding the Black Scripts AU#and honestly i dont regret it#i had a lot of fun making up scenarios and comics for Stanley and the Narrator (Black)#but yeah!#apart from this little video#you wont be getting an explanation on what these things are supposed to be#and why theyre there#actually i was originally gonna make this into a full fledge animation with sound effect/music/frame-by-frame movement/etc.#but i got lazy HAHA#tsp blank scripts au#tsp au#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp
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0bticeo · 21 days
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oooh but to be pinned down against the panel control by alastor during that one scene in stayed gone. maybe you're one of his contracted souls. maybe you're one of the poor souls seeking redemption. maybe you're one of his friends, if the radio demon has such a thing. maybe you're playing spy for vox. doesn't matter - you're here during his showdown with vox.
his façade drops. you take a step back, until your hip hits the control panels. there's nowhere to run. not with him looming over you. his ever-present smile stretches impossibly wide, fangs bared, hot breath fanning your skin. saliva trickles down his gaping maw. your breath hitches when it hits the tender skin of your neck, lips parting in a silent gasp.
"i'm gonna make you wish that i'd stayed gone."
his body contorts and stretches, limbs elongating until he encases you, studies you - pupils like radio dials emerging from a pool of black. he's close. too close. oh, and he's pissed.
you've never seen something as terribly beautiful as him.
his claws dig in your chin, craning up your neck just short of humanely possible until you meet his stare. he sings, still, static digging into your very bones until it steals your breath away, until it's only you and the radio demon watching you like you're his last meal. oh, and he's snarling his verse, voice dripping with venom as he goes, as you drown into him.
there's a distorted chuckle in his voice, the richness of his laughter merging with that of his audience's.
"oh, this will be fun."
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