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gingersnapwolves · 2 years

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so I got tagged by @cinematicnomad to pick my top 5 fics, and I thought, this is an outrage! I’ve got 99 fics on AO3 alone! though granted I wouldn’t pick anything not on AO3 since my old stuff is ... not great ... but anyway how I could pick 5? So since I missed fanfic writer’s appreciation day yesterday I decided to appreciate myself, bend the rule, and change the prompt to .... give your favorite fics awards!

Best Epic:

The Sum of its Parts (1.2 million | T | Teen Wolf | Sterek, Scallison)

What started as a simple "fork in the road" AU became a series and ate my life.

This obviously had to be on the list somewhere but it’s barely a fanfic anymore, it strayed so far from the source material! I adore every word. Well, most of the words.

Best Smut:

Get Off (Me) (77K | E | Teen Wolf | Steter)

Stiles hates being left behind with Peter while the pack is fighting monsters, because he never knows exactly what Peter will get up to.

Boy did I have fun with this one. Dubcon smut turns to consensual-but-not-safe-or-sane smut turns to ‘wait did we catch feelings wtf’ smut.

Funniest:

The Lost Cause (18K | T | The Untamed | NHS + JGY)

AU in which Nie Huaisang and Jin Guangyao work together to take down Jin Guangshan from the beginning.

Or: the story in which Nie Huaisang just wants to paint fans and feed birds and he doesn't understand why this is so much to ask.

I may live to be a hundred and never write anything funnier than “you have a praise kink!”

Best Roast of the Source Material:

Adult Wolf (232K | T | Teen Wolf | Sheriff/Peter, Sterek)

As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...

Re-telling of seasons 1-3B with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott.

230K words of me writing a strongly worded letter to the writers of Teen Wolf on all the things they could’ve done better. I enjoyed it.

Best Tearjerker:

picking up the pieces (111K | M | The Untamed | LWJ + JYL, WWX/LWJ)

The AU where Jiang Cheng dies at Nightless City instead of Jiang Yanli and she takes her son to raise at Lotus Pier. She and Lan Wangji bond over losing Wei Wuxian and raising their children, and over time, they start to have suspicions about what happened at Qiongqi Way....

This is probably the most poignant thing I have ever written. The whole thing is woven with grief and love. The scenes between Lan Wangji and A-Yuan still make me a little teary-eyed when I think of them.

Best Romance:

An Atypical Courtship (48K | M | The Untamed | LXC/JGY, WWX, LWJ)

Meng Shi dies with her debt to the brothel unpaid, and the madam decides Meng Yao needs to work it off for her. Eight years later, Lan Xichen meets him at Koi Tower.

I generally don’t write a lot of pure “romance”, so I’m really proud of how this one came out. The whole fic is just so soft and loving.

Best Post-Canon:

you’ll never walk alone (21K | T | Not Me | Black + White, Sean/White)

If Black got his way, he would never go back to Gumpa’s garage.

Spoiler alert: Black does not get his way.

Sometimes I finish watching a series and so desperately crave more that I just write a couple more episodes for them, free of charge. This one is probably my favorite of that variety. I just want Black to be happy, damn it!

Best Overall:

What Goes Around (71K | M | Teen Wolf | Sterek, but the relationship at the heart of the story is the father-son relationship between Peter and Stiles)

“Well,” Stiles says, “if they’re going to hunt werewolves, I’m going to hunt them.”

It’s a ridiculous statement from a ten-year-old, but he’s obviously one hundred percent sincere. For the first time since the fire, Peter feels life stir inside him, feels purpose. It’s kismet, clearly. He’ll never meet the child he would have had with Olivia. Instead he’s met this boy, this brilliant, determined, cynical child with a world of potential.

Peter kneels down in front of him so they’re at eye level. “How do you feel about doing that together?”

This might be the best fic I’ve ever written. It’s probably better than most of my original work. I love everything about it, especially the way I used outside sources like news articles and forum posts to show the passage of time. It’s just really good and I’m very proud of it.

Who else wants to give themselves some awards? I don’t really like tagging people but anyone else is welcome to steal the format and shower love upon themselves!

#fic stuff

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soniccrazygal · 10 months

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One of the funniest anecdotes of the former Tormentors is that they once went hunting for spirits/demons in an abandoned house (this before the Bite of '83). They find it funny because of their situation now

(keep in mind that Past!Michael wasn't scared of ghosts or demons. The others were already worried about his mental stability)

The situation went like this:

Past!Michael: demon?

P!Simon: stop calling it

P!Michael: demon!

P!Mark: stop it, stop talking to it!

P!Michael: no, I just want to talk to the demons!

₊˚ ✧ ‿︵‿୨୧‿︵‿ ✧ ₊˚

P!Michael, holding a flashlight: if you like us, turn this off.

P!Fredrick: you're crazy dude-

P!Michael: if you don't like us, turn it on.

*the flashlight turns on by itself*

Everyone - P!Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

P!Mark: WHAT THE FU-

P!Simon: OH SHI-

P!Fredrick: OH NO!-

P!Michael: *laughs and turns it off* If you really don't like us turn it on again. *to the others* I don't think they have the power to turn it on again frankly, I really think they don't-

*the flashlight turns on again*

Everyone - P!Michael: *starts screaming again*

P!Fredrick: ARE YOU F- KIDDING ME!? WHAT THE FU-

P!Michael: keep in mind we have to spend the night here!

₊˚ ✧ ‿︵‿୨୧‿︵‿ ✧ ₊˚

*they have found a pentacle in the basement*

P!Michael: if you want to eat my heart, turn that flashlight on.

*nothing happens*

P!Michael: ... I think that the demon is a whimp.

P!Mark: he has lost his mind! P!Simon, jokingly: you wanna lay on the pentacle?-

P!Michael: *lies down on it* here we go! P!Fredrick: you're out of your mind.

P!Michael: rock and roll buckaroo! If you want to eat my heart, turn that flashlight on. If you want to eat Fredrick's heart turn the light on.

P!Fredrick: don't- stop putting me in your sh*t! It's not a pachage de-

*the lights turns on*

P!Michael: oh! The light is on! Look at the light! We got him!

P!Mark: f- this house dude, f- this house

♪Lullaby_⁜_Anon♪

lol

#soniccrazygal answers

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of-elitiism · 1 year

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Looks right. Then looks left. Good, no one he knows is around. The pup is puffing up his chest, taking in as much air as he could, waits a second and then let’s it all goo.

“FUUUUUUUU-CKING SHI-EEEEEEEEE-T!!!”

Then runs off chocking on laughter like it’s the funniest thing ever.

#[ voice - Achim ]#[ vibes - Achim ]#[ verse: child ]#[ everyone in the neighborhood heard that ]#[ also why there's so much roaring on the dash? ]#[ smol achim vc: was that a roar too? ]#[ open starter ]#[EDITED SPELLING CUZ HIS ENGLISH IS BAD AND HE WOULD'VE DRAWN OUT THE EEEEEEEEEEE A LOT #]

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captain-flint · 3 years

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[fire truck getting hijacked in the background]

#chimney han #howard han #hen wilson #911 #911edit #9-1-1 #911 fox #911 spoilers #kenneth choi #aisha hinds #this was the funniest shi t #my stuff

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romansleftshoulderpad · 5 years

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GOOGLE DOCS LETS YOU COMPARE DOCUMENTS IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

#IM MERGING EXTREMELY DIFFERENT FICS HOLY SHIT #THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHI #T #caps #not ts

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forthereaderinserts · 3 years

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Ok hear me out ameturasu!y/n who beats the sh!t out of madara in the war arc.... It's the funniest thing I can think of the rest of the ninjas are just jaws on the floor while we're just besting the sh!t out of madara 🤣🤣

~|~

Madara, first seeing us: You are pathetic and will never come close to my power

Y/N: Bet, it's on sight now bitch

Madara, during battle, making eye contact with us: Oh shi-

Y/N: I SAID ON SIGHT BITCH

#naruto imagines #submission #madara x reader #amaterasu!reader #mod kini

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dirkdreamr-gonebaby · 7 years

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#txt #hi this? funney. the funniest shi t i have on my my computer #also i gotta go see my dad whoop. whooppp ghfbghfbg #dustin broke doesnt know how to fucking smile

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freak60000 · 3 years

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i love revfinder dearly but the thought of them being bitter but close exes is the funniest thing. revenant says something snappy and path just snaps back in a sassy tone and rev is like. shi t.

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shijiujun · 5 years

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history3 ep10 summary - POOR SHAO FEI AND TANG YI BB, this is what heartbreak looks like

I JUST ABOUT DIED. I DID. THE LAST PART WAS MAD - just this 30 seconds alone carried the entire fucking episode

We are at the halfway mark - Part of me doesn’t want it to end at all but I need to see the birthday cake and domestic scenes ASAP!! Currently I’m just enjoying the ride and so glad we get to see Chris and Jake and Andy and Kenny and everyone of those other hot and excellent actors in this show. I’ve never done a GIF or subtitled in all my years on tumblr before History3 - life changing this is what this show is and I’m so happy we’re all doing this together! Let’s make it through the halfway mark together omgosh excited guys!!!!!

Shopping scene with Shao Fei + Hong Ye: Hong Ye is telling SF to walk faster they go into a department store and she keeps changing clothes OMG LOL THEY ARE SO CUTE TGT!!! She wears smth with ruffles and then asks SF how it looks and then he’s like ‘why do u look like a seaweed’ and she’s like ‘who’s a seaweed you’re a seaweed’ and then she dances LOL and then LOL HE FELL ASLEEP WHILE SHOPPING WITH HER AND LOST HER omg Shao Fei seriously

They’re playing a game on the escalator this is the funniest shit and OF COURSE she brings him to a lingerie shop and omg Shao Fei so poor thing just sits there and OMG YAS HONG YE SISTER-BROTHER RIVALRY and she buys him UNDERWEAR and she’s like “hang on a second, this is too big for you, you need a smaller one” LOL BURN

Carpark/shooting scene: They’re almost like friends or something, although later after we see the hong ye and bodyguard ah de scene you’ll realise why she was speaking to shao fei like that (because she knew smth was going to happen and she thought everything was going to go to plan but who knew they were coming with guns) and anw, then the bullets start going off and shao fei protects her with all of his body like OH MY GOD - And wow the angle of the shot and how it struck SF is totally wrong and omggg this scene was faster than I thought JESUS CHRIST - is it just me or did Shao Fei get hit on the wrong side? Either they missed a scene or the bullet came from elsewhere

and then we get the scene of tang yi storming into the hospital and he goes straight for hong ye first, hugs her as she cries etc. and then hot doctor is there and when hot doctor is NOT SMILING YOU KNOW SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN - anyway, the nurse tells hot doctor that the surgery has been prepped, and then hot doctor nods and says ‘let’s go’ - and that’s when tang yi REMEMBERS AND LOOKS UP - “is that for meng shao fei?” And his look of absolute regret is ridiculous

and hot doctor just somberly nods

Police chief STILL DOESNT KNOW THAT SHAO FEI HAS BEEN SHOT omg he’s going around doing his usual shit and everyone is clearing shit with him and fuck he misses shao fei so much I like that they finally show that shao fei is useful in the office and everyone is dependent on him and then suddenly Yu Qi turns up because she somehow got the call that shao fei is in the hospital

Oh goddddd Tang Yi’s face as he sits there AND LOL Dao yi (glasses guy) knows police chief quite well he called him Brother Bao, and tells him to calm down and they will take care of everything but POLICE CHIEF AINT HAVING NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT he pushes dao yi aside and this is one of the only times he can legit grab a mob boss by the neck and not get shot at after - police chief loves Shao Fei so much you can tell he totally lost it and Hong Ye genuinely feels bad and she’s saying sorry over and over to him as tang yi sits there catatonic - tang yi is totally quiet

also not sure if you guys caught it but the older guy in the investigative team, the one who always kind of says smth subtly bad about shao fei, he shot a look to bodyguard ah de when police chief was confronting tang yi in the hospital - they are totally up to something, corrupt police!!!!

The rest of the investigative team - LOL Zhao zi: “wow I’ve never seen police boss chief grab someone so much larger than him by the neck” - Yu Qi really likes Shao Fei, she’s crying by herself at the stairs and police chief is the one who’s standing by Shao fei’s door the moment he’s out of surgery and he scoffs “what ‘they’ll take care of everything’? the moment they heard shao fei was going to pull through they all left’- he tells zhao zi that they’ll start investigating who the fuck was behind the shooting and reminds them all to be careful

Captain Shi: “those who dare to touch any one from the investigative team, I’ll bring them all back to the police station!!!!”

OMG WE GET THE SCENE WHERE TANG YI IS HOTLY WALKING AND RIPPING OFF HIS JACKET AND OH JESUS CHRIST BRASS KNUCKLES?!!! Anw here’s the gem oh my god: Tang yi comes in where the culprit is already seated and he tells everyone to get the fuck out (OMG YOU KNOW HE MEANS BUSINESS)

Ah De is like ‘boss, this is a small thing, let me do it’ - and he’s so damn insistent on interrogating the culprit himself even though tang yi is literally ready to set fire on the bitch you know and i’m like AH DE THAT IS SO NOT SMART YOU WANNA DIE?!

and well, we all called it - tang yi hears that and he’s like wtf and he gets mad, hauls bodyguard ah de off his feet and slams him against the wall and yells: “SMALL THING?! HE TOUCHED MY PEOPLE, AND YOU CALL IT A SMALL THING?!”

and bodyguard is like fuckkkk: “yes i’m sorry boss, i said the wrong thing, i’ll leave now”

and then he goes out and hovers by the door while tang yi puts on his brass knuckles and starts punching the dude who is yelling a bit like... not realistically HAHAHAHA - and omg Jack hit it right on the nail, he asked Brother De why he looks so worried and ‘jokingly’ asks, “why, do u know the person inside?” And Brother De is so angry and defensive - jack totally knows what is up

Brother de and Hong Ye meet up and here we find out that they ordered the hit on shao fei in a sense to get rid of him - they wanted to show tang yi that shao fei can’t protect anyone and then chase him away, but they were supposed to come teach shao fei a lesson with like wooden sticks and not guns - hong ye was a bit stunned by that as well and she asked ah de like wtf did you really want to kill me?! and ah de is like confused also, he doesn’t really know how the plan went wrong?! and hong ye is like, whatever, i will cooperate with you only up to here, if tang yi manages to get any answers, it’s all on you (like not cool hong ye, tang yi would totes forgive you if you just admitted it i think)

anyway, switch to the balcony scene with tang yi and jack, where jack asks who it was that ordered the hit, and tang yi says: “chen wen hao”

okay so my theory is that maybe chen wen hao really has smth to do with this - he kind of derailed the plan and changed it to legitly wanting to kil hong ye and shao fei (more hong ye than shao fei more likely) - but right now they dont know it they just think that they’re safe and their story checks out

Okay so Hong Ye and Dao Yi - Gosh she’s kind of a brat but I get where she’s coming from. anyway she leaves brother de and then dao yi is waiting for her in the carpark - the man knows he way better than she knows herself, and i think he knows that she had something to do with the shooting, but he didn’t say anything except to hint that she better leave shao fei up to tang yi and stop trying to interfere. hong ye is adamant that shao fei is a different kind of person from them, and dao yi is like: “that’s for the boss to decide. the way he treats him... shao fei is different to him”

OH MY GOD THANK YOU SOMEONE SAYING IT AS IT IS FINALLY NO MORE SUBTLE LOOKS AND SMILES SOMEONE SAID IT

and anw, hong ye manages to make this entire thing about her and how dao yi doesn’t love her - sister, i really get you and dao yi really needs to get his shit together, but srsly, a man just got shot for you because you were unhappy with his presence - and gosh unrequited (actually requited) love, but i get her in this part

but seriously, i get that she want shao fei out of the way but they way she did it was totally wrong, does she not know that tang yi is soft for him and cares for him like he has no one else before? she was willing to hurt him to make a point, and then ah de is - gosh dude get a grip

AND OMGGGGGG TANG YI’S FACE AS HE IS BY SHAO FEI’S BEDSIDE - this is what heartbreak looks like guys, he looks like he’s saying goodbye and his fucking expression - wow Chris did a fucking good job he totally looks heartbroken and as if shao fei died or smth, he’s holding his hand and air-tracing his nose and he looks like he’s going to cry - HE REALLY LOVES HIM GUYS - the emotion was really right on point

(and lol the chinese audience - they were scolding tang yi during the first part of the ep because he didn’t seem to have much of a reaction to shao fei’s injury and then when the last part came everyone went BATSHIT CRAZY)

what the fuck is going to happen next episode? i ask, but i know already - tang yi is getting ready to say goodbye to shao fei and push him away because he realised how dangerous it is for shao fei to be around him BUT OUR FAVE CHARACTERS WILL FIND SOME WAY TO BE TOGETHER AGAIN NO WORRIES I DOUBT THEIR BREAKUP WILL LAST MORE THAN AN EP

#history 3: 圈套 #history3圈套 #history 3: trapped #history3: trap #history3 spoilers #summary

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tk-duveraun · 5 years

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Just Kidding

FE16/FE3H, Felix/Sylvain, Azure Moon/BL Spoilers, Rated T

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The problem with Felix was- Okay, one of the problems with Felix was- Hey, I’m getting to a point here, stop interrupting. One of the many problems with Felix was that he was equally the funniest person Sylvain knew and the person thought of as the least funny person in existence.

He very clearly remembers telling Byleth, with gestures, so she’d believe him, that, “Felix handed me a ladder... And then told me to get off his back.”

Byleth had tilted her head - it was eight months into the school year and she’d gotten better at showing her emotions - and said, as deadpan as Felix had been for joke, “He must have seen you trying to get something off a tall shelf.”

The bottom line was, no one believed Sylvain when he told them Felix was making fun of him.

“I won’t say you have a persecution complex,” Ingrid said, “though you do, but Felix is completely serious. That’s his thing. Glenn was a sarcastic jerk with a heart of gold. Felix is just, well, bluntly rude.”

Sylvain protested and tried, again, to explain that Felix was actually quite good with Black Magic and the electric shock that made his red hair stand on end had been completely intentional, but she wasn’t having any of it. When Ingrid stalked off in disgust, he was frustrated enough that he didn’t even go into town to flirt with pretty girls. He sulked in his room, a book on Black Magic propped up on his lap. The only thing for it was retaliation, even if he struggled to think of how he could use his talents with fire for a harmless prank. Maybe a haircut? He fell asleep with the conversation and plots still swirling around in his head.

No one ever compared him to Miklan, his sleep-muddled brain muttered between dreams. Yeah, he was older than the others and Miklan older still, so they didn’t know Miklan the way they knew Glenn. And Miklan was unashamedly awful, even before he was disowned. Generally, it was bad form to compare a guy to someone who’d dumped him in a well and left him for dead.

There was something about the well incident that made it easy to talk about. If he was opening up about his family, which, okay, was a rare occurrence, the well was his go-to. It had been terrible. He was still claustrophobic on bad days. Still choked every time he drank well water. (Thankfully Garreg Mach had plenty of milk and juice for the students.)

Sylvain would have thought it’d be easier to talk about other things. Like the thing he never talked about. The thing no one else knew. It was hard to form the words, even in the silence and privacy of his mind. When Miklan had caught him sneaking his laundry to the washing room before the sun was even up. When Miklan had looked between his red face and balled up sheets and smirked. When he’d said, “Congratulations, little brat. You’re officially as useful as you will ever be.”

It was just a few words and the goddess certainly knew that everyone called him useless at least once a week, but for some reason the event shied away from his waking mind and hid behind damp well-walls.

“You know, Felix,” he said the next day. It was late afternoon and he was in the training hall for one reason and one reason alone and it wasn’t training. No, the training was a terrible downside to his attempt at subtlety. “Hey, that doesn’t count as a point, I was talking.”

“Maybe you should shut up.”

Sylvain crossed his lance with Felix’s sword twice more before he got back to his point. “You know, Felix. You’re not like anyone else. No one in the world could possibly compare to your boring disinterest toward and for girls. It’s almost impressive, really.”

There, he’d done it. “People shouldn’t compare you to your brother” in words that wouldn’t bring up his defensive hackles.

“You’re an idiot,” Felix replied, but there was something in his sword swings. A thoughtfulness that did nothing to make them easier to parry. Not that parrying a sword with a lance was a particularly sound strategy to begin with, but the point of his trip to the training grounds had nothing to do with training, remember?

When Sylvain later fell dramatically to the ground in feigned, completely feigned, exhaustion, Felix stood over him.

“That’s why I do it.”

Okay, that was another problem with Felix. He would continue conversations he had in his head aloud and simply expect the other person to keep up and figure out the context. And if they didn’t, and Sylvain never did, he huffed, scoffed and walked off.

Sylvain spun his lance in his hands, still on the ground, and tried to make sense of the latest non-sequitur.

Three days later, waking up from a nightmare of clutching soft linens and wishing to melt into old, stone tiles, he woke with a gasp. It hadn’t been his own fault this time, not understanding Felix’s comment. Felix had, for once, given him too much credit. Felix had imagined Sylvain grumbling at muttering at him that ‘No one ever believes me when I tell them you’re funny.’

Felix messed with him precisely because no one would believe it. Jerk.

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Five years was a long time to wait for any follow up. Not that Sylvain had expected any. There wasn’t much to joke about. There might have been an upturn when Dimitri pulled his head out of his ass, but it had come at the cost of Felix’s father. Felix loved him, Sylvain knew. Hating their parents was a privilege Sylvain carried alone, no matter how many suitors Count Galatea threw Ingrid’s way. Felix’s love for his father was obvious in how angry he made him, in how badly, deeply Felix wanted an apology for a single, careless comment nine years old.

Sylvain stood at Felix’s right shoulder over the best grave they could give the late duke and heard the quiet, “I forgive you.”

Was this another event no one would ever believe? Another set up? No. Sylvain knew it wasn’t and didn’t question his certainty. It couldn’t be a set up because Sylvain would never tell another soul about the private moment he was allowed to witness. Until he heard the whispered words, he might have doubted that he carried Felix’s complete trust, but there was no mistaking it behind the highly inadequate grave.

So Sylvain did the only thing he could. He said the words Rodrigue should have said so many years ago. “He didn’t deserve to die like that. There should have been another way.”

Felix reached over his shoulder for his hand and when he had it, he squeezed Sylvain’s fingers so tightly that his knuckles popped.

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In the camp outside Enbarr, outside the final battle, Sylvain hoped, they sat together with their fingers touching through layers of leather and metal. A thick, tense atmosphere lingered throughout the entire camp, but to Sylvain it felt like they sat in a pocket of a different, shakier, more anxious fog. Maybe it was the tremble in his heart, the way it screamed and clawed at his ribs for him to grab Felix and kiss him now while they still had the chance.

He didn’t start at the sudden turn of his thoughts. After all, it wasn’t really sudden when he’d been circling around the feelings for years. It was just like him and his useless brain and heart to realize how he felt on what was potentially their last day alive.

(It didn’t occur to him that most of the war had been potentially their last day alive, but if it had, he would have discarded the thought because he was a romantic at heart.)

Then Felix did the thing. The particular tilt of his head, the exact softness of emotion around his eyes, the pull at the corner of his mouth as if he wanted to smile, but chose not to because he liked to make himself suffer needlessly.

It wasn’t the time for jokes. Or maybe it was the best, the only time for jokes. Sylvain picked up his hand and put it fully on top of Felix’s. He braced himself.

“I don’t know how to make the others believe it.”

Okay, it was the other thing. The thing where Felix was having a conversation with the Sylvain in his head, who was always more clever than the one holding his hand and maybe he should take it as a compliment, but he was mostly focused on the knots his stomach had turned into.

“Believe what?” He finally asked because his heart wouldn’t give enough energy to his brain to figure it out.

Felix turned his head, looked him in the eye and the rest of the conversation, the one line he had said to the Sylvain in his mind struck the Sylvain holding his hand.

He thought the words at the same time Felix said them.

“I love you.” Sylvain didn’t, however, think the derisive “Obviously” that Felix tacked onto the end.

Didn’t really think at all.

He just leaned in and kissed him.

#sylvain jose gautier #Felix Hugo Fraldarius #sylvix #FE16 #blue lions spoilers #what the fuck #this meanders for 1000 years #these boys #Rodrigue you failed #you had one job

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spector · 6 years

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this is the ufnfniest fucking shi t............ MATT FAKES A HEART ATTACK ....... TO MAKE FRANK GO LOOK FOR A FIRST AID KIT (WHAT GOOD WOULD IT BE ANYWAYS, YOU NEED A DEFIBRILLATOR OR SOMETHING), GIVING POLICE ENOUGH TIME TO ARREST HIM SDHGIDHIGHG

THE FUNNIEST THING IS THAT MATT JUST DOES IT OUT OF THE BLUE AND FRANK THINKS THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NORMAL AND IN-CHARACTER FOR MATT-- GETTING A HEART ATTACK. A GUY WHO LEAPS BUILDINGS IS GETTING A HEART ATTACK.

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY............. ROSENBERG YOUR MIND........

#wednesday spoilers #that said it is ENTIRELY in-character for matt to fake a heart attack

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honestlyhaikyuutrash · 5 years

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Name your Top 10 favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and then tag 10 people!

Tagged by: @narubabe omg Naruto recognized me lmfao!! Jk! Thanks hun for the tag!! So sorry about the delayed response though! HOPEFULLY THIS MAKES UP FOR MY LAZY ASS!! These aren’t in particular order (except for the first one)!

Haikyuu - Before I even embarrass myself even further, y’all already know my favorite character. BOKUTO!! BOKUTO!! B O K U T O! !

BNHA - I have so many favorites!! But it’ll usually bounce between Kirishima, Mirio, or Tamaki! Sometimes Present Mic when im in the mood™

Fukigen Na Mononokean - Hanae Ashiya! Binge read and binge watched this series in one day LMFAO This manga is so adorable omg, if you like the supernatural genre, you’ll probably like it! It’s so freaking hilarious too with the two main protagonists. Also, the Japanese VA (Yuki Kaji) who voiced Kenma voiced Ashiya and all I can hear is Kenma when I watched this series.

Naruto - Mei Terumi because honestly mood when she turns bat-shit crazy when someone ever asks about her love life. Why are people so nosy???? And also Kakashi lmfao what a cutie

Free - JFC Sousuke my dude. No other words ~

One Piece - Roronoa Zoro! Especially the time-skip Zoro...oh my!! Also Kazuya Nakai can speak to me the whole day and I’d never get bored of listening him to speak. His voice is so smoOOOoooth

Full Metal Alchemist - EVERYONE!! This fandom has a special place in my heart because I got to meet my first ever cosplay friend at a con! Best memories <3

Danshi Kōkōsei no Nichijō - if you haven’t heard of this, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. This shit is easily the funniest thing I have ever read because it just follows a bunch of high school boys and their daily things (Title is literally ‘Daily lives of High School Boy’). Like and so relatable??

Dragon Ball Z- The narrator cutting off the middle of the fight with, ‘AND NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z” or “TUNE IN NEXT TIME” bitch i don’t have time!!!! *but clicks on the next episode and ends up staying up the whole night*

Natsume Yuujinchou Shi - fat kitty c: aka Madara

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Tagging you peeps: @volleydorkscentral, @bubblesbs @narekashi @haikyuu-advanced-tactics @adobetrash @haikyuu-baikyuu @haikyuu-scenarios-drabbles @stacysmash @animetrashobv

Of course you’re not obligated to but it’ll be fun to see what others reply with!

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