#this will be hella hilarious

[eggcats]

I wish I could write fics, because I DESPERATELY want a fic where like both Bowser and King Boo decide to break in to kidnap Luigi one night, but they accidentally do it the same night.

So Luigi just wakes up to them fighting in his room and he just assumes he's still asleep so he doesn't really react much, because this is the weirdest dream he's ever had.

And then both of them are yelling at Luigi to ask which one he PREFERS kidnapping him, like a competition, and keep being like "WELL MY CASTLE HAS LAVA SO HE CAN BE WARM IN THE CAGE!!!" "HE WILL DECORATE MY MANSION IN THE PAINTING ON THE MANTELPIECE!!!" Etc etc.

And Luigi, assuming he is asleep because this is too weird to be reality, just goes "I don't even WANT-a to know what my subconscious is-a trying to tell me." And lays down to go back to sleep, confounding both Bowser and King Boo.

It would also be hilarious if they both decide to just stay the night, because neither of them want to be the first to leave and let the other one win. And so when Luigi wakes up and they're still there he's like "THAT WASN'T A DREAM???!"

Cue both Bowser and King Boo trying to out-rizz each other to Luigi, like "Do you regularly dream about me?" "CLEARLY HE MEANS ME!"

#Luigi #boouigi #is there a combination of all 3 bc i think it'd be hilarious for Luigi to just be a normal human #and have 2 giant monster king boyfriends #cue mario having an aneurysm #'mario i-a thought you were an ally!' #'MY-A ISSUE IS NOT THEM BEING MEN LUIGI!!' #mario is supportive he's just hella confused he's like bro there are SO MANY other options and you chose the worst 2 #bowuigi #the super mario bros movie #tsmbm #smb #my post #mine #fic #bowser #king boo

[mlady-magnolia]

I miss Becky Barnes and her ra-ra, school spirit, cheerleader bullshit <3

#watching npmd gave me the canon hfhs cheer uniforms so i had to #becky barnes would have rocked the nighthawk cheer squad getup #also i think it would be hilarious to see becky flipping off clivesdale at a game #shes definitely the type to get hella invested in school spirit #becky barnes #black friday #hatchetfield #starkid #starkid fanart #art #becky barnes my beloved #nightmare time #team starkid #magnolia draws

[chaos0pikachu]

where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"

#one piece #one piece live action #sanlu #zolu #this is not a zosan safe space don't even try it wit me #this is zoro being hella jealous that sanji thought for half a second he knew what luffy needed #and sanji snapping back with don't hate a hot bitch who can cook i can be luffy's malewife #tell me it wouldn't be hilarious that zoro does wild ass crazy sword moves bc he knows luffy will be hella impressed #and then sanji cooks like an entire sea king to one up him #luffy getting spoiled is all i want for my twink pirate son okay #chaos pikachu speaks

[gemsofgreece]

Guys we finally have a winner in the eternal battle...

#greece #funny #shitpost #meme #the fact that even in a world list Athens and Thessaloniki are fighting it out with each other is hilarious #okay i mean technically heraklion has the same rating as athens but let's ignore this #that 0.01 deficit to Thessaloniki can start a civil war #also some credit to chania being also in the list #heraklion #athens #thessaloniki #chania #crete #attica #sterea hellas #central greece #macedonia #greek cuisine #mainland #greek islands

[lunian]

oh Gale

Gale, you are too sweet to her, oh no

#so if he says the same in full evil runs im even sad #in this case with just knocking minthara out to get her in act 2 its hella sweet and funny #*kisses his silly forehead* #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 screenshots #bg3 gale #mystuff #yeah i think minthara x gale dynamic is hella hilarious love it #she would eat him alive

[jade-len]

you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way #god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please #im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs #i love them all #i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons' #and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that' #and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually #but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc #and i was just like #'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?' #i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy #but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad #also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man #'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ #please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3 #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #bingqiu #tgcf #heavens official blessing #mxtx tgcf #mxtx novels #mxtx characters #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #shen qingqiu #the scum villain's self saving system

[streamsofstardust]

ok but do we think danny would be down to attempt drag queen makeup on himself? i wanna go 1v1 with him to recreate trixie mattel's makeup

#i think it would be hella fun #and hilarious #danny wagner is my boyfriend!! and i love him!!! #gvf #greta van fleet #gretavanfleet #danny gvf #danny wagner #danny wagner gvf

[sinnamonpork]

Baby Shouto and Baby Fumikage absolutely having beef with each other because the other stole their nii-san away from them. Touya sees Shouto, the brat that was always clinging to him before, toddle after Keigo because oooh pretty hero with pretty wings, must touch. Keigo sees the moment Fumikage accepted Touya into the family, proudly stating "Yes, brother. Excellent choice of mate. He will be a fine wielder of darkness" while Touya beside the small child with a straight face continues with: "Bow peasant, the world will learn to fear Fumi-chan and I."

They don't know if they want toukei to break up because while their favorite person would pay attention to them again, their second favorite person would also disappear and the children can't have that. Tis' the start of years of beef with each other all the way until highschool, where a teenage Shouto can be heard in the Sport Festival - in front of countless cameras - screaming about how his brother got stolen by an emo bird. That's his sad backstory now. Enji who? Shouto lives for spite and revenge towards the teen who took, and is continuing to take, his nii-san's attention.

A very smug Shouto is seen with a shit eating grin when he won a place above Fumikage while Fumi thinks about how he should've just made toukei break up years ago.

#you're too late fumi #they're absolutely not-married already #Kei: maybe we should stop them from fighting #Tou: nah its hella hilarious #THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG meme but its just fumi and shou beefing #dabihawks #todoroki touya #dabi #pro hero hawks #dabi x hawks #takami keigo #touya x keigo #todoroki family #todoroki shouto #tokoyami fumigake #bnha #mha #imagines

[yorshie]

My sister-in-law got me drunk and now all I can think about is how the turtles would react to a drunk reader like how would care for them who would be made im SPIRALING

#Leo would totally be kinda mad about it but also like hella nervous like are you ok are you alright do I need to come get you #oh he’d hold your hair and get you drinks but also would not have any patience for hangovers in the morning like you did this to yourself #raph would think it’s fucking hilarious once he has you safe and sound where he can watch over you #fuck though if someone tried anything with you he’d ducking send them to the morgue in a sheet #raph in the morning would make you greasy food and chuckle while he holds your hair back for you if you puke #Donnie would be the kind to limit where you can go like you’re drunk? no you can’t have more no you can’t go out sit still #have a trashcan there for you to puke in though #get you Gatorade and snackies as soon as he knows you won’t puke in his lab #oh course he’s got you laying in his bed it’s where you’ll be comfortable #….Mikey’s drunk with you you wake up in his bed #edit came back they’d all have you quarantined by the end of the night like no you are not getting out of their sight so sorry #not sorry drink some water sweetheart you’re banned from liquor

[ohno-the-sun]

Finally decided to do some mermaids, nearly at the end of May, but whatever it’s fine.

Decided to use some of my personal favorite fish as reference, taking a few liberties in scientific accuracy.

The individual mers below the cut.

#fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf #fnaf sundrop #sundrop #moondrop #mermaid sun #mermaid moon #mermay #moon #sun #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf moondrop #daycare attendant #fun fact lion fish stings are not that venomous #also both of these fish are known to be very slow moving and non agile #which is hilarious #also lion fish are hella invasive in the US so if you see one near the Atlantic area be warned #fnaf sb #mermaid au #my art

[hella1975]

I CANNOT STAND YOU BITCHES

#rori for being the thing that pushed me over the edge. gloomy for starting this miserable process to begin with. aiaia for egging it on #and everyone else who watched silently rubbing your grubby little hands together #i am going to read the raven king by nora sakavic book no.2 in the infamous all for the game series #this WILL be detrimental to my mental health. i wish i was kidding #aftg #hella reads aftg #<- like last time pls block that tag if u want to avoid spoilers #rori i know you wont listen to me but consider blocking the tag as well like the real impact of aftg happens when you have NO fucking clue #what's happening or what's about to happen #but also ur defo gonna finish trk faster than me if it's anything like how you read tfc so maybe it'll be fine. who knows #keep sending me ur chapter commentaries tho bc they're hilarious. we can compare notes

[lucienarcheron]

Still thinking about Feyre’s first dinner scene with the IC and how she’s sitting there having all these thoughts and opinions about everything/everyone, thinking about how attractive they all are and Rhys hearing all of this all nosy like 👀😏

#feyre archeron #rhysand #feysand #I’m sorry but shes so funny and hella opinionated #it’s hilarious #gigi reads acomaf

[diwns]

#ts4 #ts4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #the sims #simblr #'21 #nː #s: kian #more raw screenshots of his gp undercut :DD #most of the time he's exhausted and stinky because du gp was jam packed it was hella stressful #but basically shaye gave him a visit once and it was cute! he shared his secret and she bursted out laughing #i'd like to believe that he told her about chess girl and she found it hilarious as if: someone is into you? no way it must be hard for the #having to do all the work :)))) like she couldn't believe it #i played through 3½ of the semesters then got bored so i rotated through my households and guess what #I. MISSED. THE. GRADUATION. 😭 #next post will be about his graduation. it's fake but at least i gave him some justice 🥲 #discover university #cier save

[onboardsorasora]

I just saw a tweet calling Lando the Hulkenberg of his generation and I ....💀

#this is fucking hilarious #love and light I like lando but hes also hella annoying sometimes and I'm not about that life #im actually here wheezing #lando no wins #i guess this is anti lando #I'll tag it that so i dont ruffle feathers #anti Lando

[rickybaby]

i just noticed that daniel started hanging out a bit with oscar after austin, and knowing now that he drew him for secret santa i wonder if he was sussing him out to get him a nice present

he was very considerate last year with esteban, i wouldnt be surprised if he wanted to be nice with oscar too

ngl I’ve really enjoyed seeing Daniel and Oscar interacting, especially when even now, certain people and the press like to still pit them as enemies or whatever.

Obviously Daniel and Oscar knew each other from their Renault days and I’m glad Daniel made that first step to reach out to Oscar when I’m sure he was aware that Oscar might not be comfortable to reach out after everything’s that happened.

And Daniel LOVES his Aussie/kiwi people. He loves being surrounded by them and will always gather them around him, whether it’s Jack or Liam or Oscar now and Brendon back in the day.

#the funny thing is I’m sure Daniel finds Oscar hella hilarious #Oscar will say something in his unique deadpan way and Daniel will be rolling on the floor doing his silent laughter thing #that’s exactly the kind of guy he finds funny #except both of them seem to be under some kind of Aussie specific curse #like these people from down under have the shittiest luck #anon.txt

[solitarelee]

do you guys remember when I said I had a controversial take and you thought it was going to be something crazy and I just said "westerners have hella issues with bones" and it produced more controversy within 50 notes than a post about keeping cats indoors

#solitaretalk #everyone was hilariously unchill just like i knew they would be #because and say it with me here #westeners have HELLA ISSUES WITH BONES #issues with a capital i. they have bone issues like most of us have daddy issues #they need to go to bone therapy