faith erin hicks hasn’t written a sokka solo comic (yet) so i propose a plotline that accounts for what gene yang did to the character of “sokka” in his comics by creating an entire in-world conspiracy to have sokka replaced with someone who looked vaguely like him (brainwashed by the dai li as part of a plot orchestrated by ozai loyalists or smth idk it doesn’t rly matter) and he has to fight his way back and then once it’s all over he’s just like “how did you guys even think that dunce was me??? he had like 3 brain cells and his mouth was always hanging open stupidly like he was trying to catch flies with it.” and they’re all just like “so you didn’t just get a lobotomy for no reason? oh thank god”
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y’all this is so crazy. only days ago elon challenged zuckerberg to a cage fight because zuck is releasing an app on meta which is basically twitter (Threads) and all of a sudden twitter goes down ?? like this horrifically ? that reptile has done something sinister i fear
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DC Podcast Idea
I made like two posts about this a little while ago but I have so many ideas. So the main character of this podcast is a twenty something year-old child of divorce. When they were like 10 or something their parents got a divorce and then a couple years later remarried separate people. They’ve got 3 step-siblings from their dads new wife now, and they took a lot of his attention. The MC isn’t mad at them about it, their kids like themselves and all four of them really get along.
Anyway, their father hardly spent time with them growing up and for their latest birthday their dad got them this podcasting kit that they wanted when they were like 15 and their all like, “...thanks dad, but I wanted this when I was like 15.” and then their dad gets all angry and like i guess im just a bad father than and their like, yeah you are. and drives away from wherever they are because their an adult and can do that.
While their driving away something happens, lets just put magic down as the reason, and they find theirself in a different city not in their car in the middle of a villain attack. They have no idea where they are, where their car is, or why the podcast kit is malfunctioning and seems to have a mind of its own when it come to turning on or off.
plot twist: mc knows nothing except the general knowledge of the DC Universe
The city they end up in is Central city btw, i think they should be freaked out there first.
and then basically the whole thing is about them travelling around podcasting about their journey to find a way home. Unknowingly at first, but they find out eventually. All their listeners are like, “Wow! This is really good satire!”
also one of my friends said that the car should come back at some point sentient and also a villain, personally i think that's hilarious.
me about this idea
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I feel like people should play the laughing sound track after literally anything funny happens
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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HOLD ON HOLD ON THAT ONE POST ABOUT S10 AROACE GRIAN AND THAT ONE POST ABOUT SIREN SCAR-
Aroace Grian who's a fisherman and friends with Scar, a siren, because Scars magic doesn't work on him.
Scar Is also aroace. He just likes eating people.
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To you, my dear audience, I dedicate my performance... I wonder,
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