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yjcorefourenjoyer · 6 months
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Give me Lex Luther and Tim Drake being passive aggressive frenemies.
Them meeting at galas and bragging about whose company is doing better at the moment. I want Tim to be an absolute menace to Lex. it’s his pastime, if Lex Luther there he’s messing with him. And Lex just hates that a 17 year old is messing with him and only him! They get back at each other, start rumors about each other, degrade the others tech on live tv. It’s great, I can just imagine Tim at a gala with Clark (don’t ask why idk) and they have this interaction
Clark: “oh look, it’s Lex Lurther….” >:|
Tim: *excited gasp* “Lex Luther!!” :D
Clark is so confused like that’s a villain? Why are you happy to see him? He’s done bad things??? And Tim is just happy that he gets to mess with Lex during this boring gala.
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it’s a delightful Au to think about, the interactions would be just 🤌
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daniwib · 14 days
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Ok but wait - what about Bobby??
Here's Buck prancing into the station coming out all happy and bi and they're all happy for him because of course they are and then Buck says his boyfriend is picking him up and it's TOMMY KINARD the dude BOBBY had transferred just he started at the 118 and now Bobby's son is dating this guy, what????
Oh please give us that priceless Bobby look of What the Hell is going on here.
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eggcats · 5 months
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A really funny Bowuigi concept would be Mario Movie when Luigi gets kidnapped he just decides to try to Shrek his way out of it aka Donkey and Dragon and flirts with Bowser to his face.
Except. Bowser just agrees with everything he says because he already knows how hot and awesome he is. So Bowser doesn't even realize. It just goes over his head.
And then Luigi stops after Bowser mentions marrying a princess, because he's neither a woman nor royalty and just accepts he can't genre twist this horror show he's found himself in. He tried. He's apparently not the Donkey to this dragon.
And then, like, WAY later, when everything is calmed down, they've defeated Bowser, Bowser has accepted that he can't take over the world and marry Princess Peach and does the peace treaty nonsense.
Bowser is talking with Luigi because Peach wants nothing to do with him, and he'll be DAMNED if he talks to Mario or a TOAD. And their unfortunate first meeting comes up, and Luigi casually mentions that his first instinct upon being captured was to try to flirt his way out of it because "I decided to try to see if I could switch that horror movie to a romance, haha."
Bowser just goes "YOU DID WHAT????"
Luigi is just like "Ooof was it that bad that you didn't even notice? Yikes, I knew I was rusty but I didn't think it was THAT bad, I just assumed it was because you were engaged to a princess so you ignored it."
Bowser, even louder this time "YOU WERE DOING WHAT????"
You can decide what Bowser does next, but it'd be really funny if he goes back to his instinctual "kidnap love interests" and just yoinks Luigi back to his castle. And when he arrives, Kamek is just like, "What do you have there?" And Bowser just holds up Luigi and yells at the top of his lungs "HE TOLD ME HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME WHEN WE CAPTURED HIM I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO" and Lugi just casually waves a hand like "Hi? I don't know what happened."
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weneedatdcharacterwho · 2 months
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We need a Total Drama character who actually IS the child of two former contestants. They say this frequently, but the details they give about their parents are so vague that no one actually knows who the parents are. Everyone's just speculating and throwing out the names of random canon couples from the show, trying to find traits of past contestants in the character. Then the character's parents finally DO show up and it's like... two completely random characters who were never indicated to be in a relationship in the first place. Just the rarest of pairs.
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I need Will Solace to have black hair and green eyes in the Heroes of Olympus adaptation on Disney +. Nico saying Percy “wasn’t his type.” Would be so funny if they completely switched.
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hockeylovee12 · 6 months
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Idk if this is true or not but imagine if they started bickering on the ice
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wolfsbanesparks · 1 year
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Oh it's midnight and this is going to sound so dumb
But I must
Billy: Hey, if Tim is short for Timothy,
Tim: Yeah.
Billy: And Bart is short for Bartholomew...
Bart: Exactly! Where are you going with this because it sounds like you're onto something :D
Billy, with the complete wisdom of Solomon (he pronounces it Solo-Man) on his side: ...Then is Wally short for Waluigi?
Bart and Tim, wheezing and trying not to make the baby feel dumb: ...it sure does, pal!
This is so adorable!
This is clearly a kid who has forgotten that Billy is short for William and thus will not respond to full name scolding.
I'm picturing 10 year old Billy with the biggest most excited grin ever on his face as he asks this. Tim and Bart are just excited for the chaos that will ensue when Billy one day full names Wally by screaming "WALUIGI WEST" at the top of his lungs. (Wally is of course not there to defend himself or prevent this and will not know about this conversation until its too late).
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sm0k1ng-k1lls · 4 months
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teacher!jon au but he still has the powers of ceaseless watcher: **ceaseless watcher cast your gaze on this pack of unruly rascals and tell me who pulled down timmy's pants and sprayed water on his undies**
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buboloboogie · 2 months
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Can we please call the saturday’s where the new Suckening episodes release Suck Saturdays
example; (ep 4 and on spoilerz)
“Happy Suck Saturday! I can’t believe Emezil died TWO times this episode!”
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wisefoxluminary · 12 days
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Imagine if The Empty's the big bad in the SPN revival but he is played by Tommy from 911.
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sillyrandomwriter · 1 month
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Hah trying to get Adam to join the poly is a hilarious image because I'm picturing Lucifer and a powerpoint and a few main points are like "You don't piss them off if you're not theirs 100% of the time!" "You're more tolerable in small amounts" "You make pretty babies!"
oh my gosh i just imagined this and it would so happen lmao. Adam would find this a little bit stupid and would still deny joining the poly, but he wouldn’t be complaining for the compliments he received
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notokbutthriving · 14 days
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Watch April 8th be a gaming video
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theroadgetshard · 3 months
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IMAGINE
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peanutseagle · 10 months
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The only way Damien is asking Anya to the prom is if Becky tells him a "rumor" (she made it up) that someone else is going to ask Anya at a specific time so he'd have to move fast to get her first.
Even then he'd stumble through the whole thing.
I WHOLE HEARTLY AGREE
i bet he'd be such a looser he'll just. write the question on a piece of paper and shove it into anya's peanut bag.
She'll probs accidentally munch on it alongside the peanuts BYHSHS and then throw it into the trash can (without reading it) like "ew how did paper get in here. disgustang"
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duckidrawzz · 3 months
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Random thing
A non-alcoholic bar for teenage heroes:
Spider-Man: so, I hide my identity to protect my friends and family:
most of the others: yeah, same
Spider-Man: what about you, Danny?
Danny Phantom: hm?
Spider-Man: why do you hide your identity?
Danny Phantom: well, my parents are ghost hunters who hate my alter-ego’s ectoplasmic guts, there’s a government agency after my alter-ego, and people in my town tend to hate ghosts just a bit. Plus, there’s the threat of vivisection constantly hanging over my head, and I’d like to NOT die fully at the hands of my parents or a government agent.
Everyone else: …
Danny Phantom: *Sips straight-up ectoplasm*
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fr-likes-chocolate · 5 months
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Qsmp how to train your dragon au where the islanders all find different dragons (the eggs) and no one has the guts to kill these baby dragons, so they hide the dragons and go to dragon murder school or whatever feeling that the others would be mad if they knew, but in reality they are thinking the exact same thing.
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